Sara's Playroom

New Site is Up - Forced Fem by Sara's Playroom!

2011-09-11T07:38:00.000-04:00

ForcedFem.org is up, it's the newest site in my growing Sara's Playroom empire ;-) Unfortunately, I had to take the .org domain extension, because .com and .net were not available. I love the Forced Fem website design! Allie did a beautiful job with the site design and in creating the cartoon version of me. Did you notice, she gave me bangs, haha, I've always thought about getting bangs. I've envied Cat Power's bangs for yeeeears. And to those of you who know that I've tried to run into Cat Power aka Chan Marshall here in Miami for yeeeears, no, I haven't run into her so far. I still hope to, but to be honest, I don't even know what I'd say. I love your music? (Lame, everyone probably tells her that.) I have a poster of you? (Even lamer, sounds so groupie-ish.)

So, back on topic! It's easy to get distracted by Cat Power ;-) If you're into Sissification or Forced Fem, call me on Niteflirt to be sissified or forced fem!

Support Sara's Playroom - Watch Cuckold Porn Movies on PPV

2011-08-16T04:15:00.007-04:00

As I add more sites to the Sara's Playroom conglomerate, I have to cover my website design and hosting costs. There are several ways you can help to keep all of my Sara's Playroom sites going:

* Call me on Niteflirt
* Tribute me on Niteflirt
* Vote for me on various topsites
* Watch Cuckold Pay Per Minute Movies on my site:

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The best part of Cuckold Porn Movies is that you pay per minute. As soon as you cum and click off, the timer stops. So you don't have to pay for an entire cuckold porn DVD online or pay a monthly membership fee, regardless of how many actual minutes of cuckold, interracial and forced bi porn movie viewing you actually do. That is why my Cuckold Porn Movies theater is the best choice for you to watch Cuckold Porn. I know you might be tempted to watch Cuckold Porn on free tube sites, but you have to be ultra careful if you do because there are many malicious scripts, spyware and malware on these freebie tube sites. Don't compromise your computer or personal info by going to sketchy tube sites for free Cuckold Porn viewing. Spend a little and stay safe. You don't walk thru bad neighborhoods begging to have your wallet taken do you? It's better to spend some money from your wallet than lose it. Unless, of course, you're into Financial Domination.

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Sara's Playroom :: Traffic Report

2011-08-13T05:37:00.000-04:00

News, weather and traffic report? Well, not that type of traffic report. Sara's Playroom wants to thank all of my friends and admirers for taking the time to vote on the various Toplists and Topsites in the blog post below. Voting as definitely moved Sara's Playroom up, up, up in the ranks as you might have noticed if you've been voting for me. Voting gives my website more visibility on these crucial sites and more visibility means more clicks over to SarasPlayroom.com which potentially means more revenue for me. It's always a challenge to source traffic on the net, which is the actual traffic report I was referring to and which I'm sharing with you. After sourcing the key traffic, the next step is to convert the traffic into dollars. It sounds clinical, but it's really the primary principle of success in having a website and online biz especially with so much traffic parked on Facebook and other social networking media. So this was just a quick blog entry to want to thank you for helping me be more successful. Keep voting for Sara's Playroom! Even if you only vote on a favorite site or two on the list, every vote counts.

Vote for Sara's Playroom

2011-08-06T10:34:00.000-04:00

Sara's Playroom wants your votes to increase my rankings on various key topsites and toplists that bring traffic to my Sara's Playroom blog. Vote now, vote often and make me more popular which will make me happy. My happiness is more important that your time, so get clicking! Did you click yet? Don't even think about it, clicking is mindless and easy to do, just click, click, click and click. Occasionally, some of my regular Sara's Playroom voters get rewarded with a photo or a few free minutes on Niteflirt if they're members of Niteflirt. And yes, I'll know if you're a regular voter as I can track clicks using this web analytics wizardry program called GetClicky. So I may ask you your city and state if you're in the US as an example, because I can see the IPs that get clicky on my links. If yours is there and has voted regularly, then I'll know you're for real, but if not, fuck off freebie seeking loser.

But for now, vote, vote, vote! And bookmark my blog to keep voting. Put the vote in devotee! Vote for Sara's Playroom!

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Sara's Playroom Asks - Into Forced Fem?

2011-07-31T05:57:00.000-04:00

Sara's Playroom is opening up a new site - ForcedFem.org - well, the site is actually up, but I need a redesign on the Wordpress theme as the theme isn't functional for some strange reason, and I want more of a visual design instead of a newsy header. In the meantime, you little Forced Fem sissy sluts, I need some nasty confessions, naughty fantasies and real life stories about your Forced Fem experiences. I want to make this site a real go-to for Forced Fem with lots of RSS feed subscribers. So get tapping on the keyboard and write me a confession, fantasy or story. Remember it must be ORIGINAL material only then email it to me via my email link here on my blog to be posted on Forced Fem. You may already know that with all of my blogs, my girlfriends read and get a good laugh or get a kick out of what I write and what you write ha. So my girlfriends will be reading Forced Fem from time to time to amuse themselves. The Forced Fem audience will be primarily other sissy sluts like you and secondarily, some of the hottie GFs you have heard me talk about or have read about on my blogs. This should make your Forced Fem experience either more humiliating or exhilarating or both!

What else is going on with Sara's Playroom? If you haven't already checked out RedCarSmallPenis.com or Cuckoldress.com then check out my other blogs which are fully designed and feature many stories and blog posts for your reading pleasure or humiliation!

Sara's Playroom - Cuckoldress.com

2011-07-27T20:00:00.000-04:00

Sara's Playroom thanks you for the super ideas and stories you've been submitting to Cuckoldress.com - my other site - which features stories, articles and confessions about Cuckolds, Cuckoldresses and Cuckqueans. Cuckoldress.com did reach the first page of Google searches for the term - Cuckoldress - and the first page of Bing / Yahoo / MSN for the same search term. I hope Cuckoldress can hold page one on all major search engines as it means tremendous traffic and hopefully $$$ follows the traffic.

If you have a Cuckold or Cuckoldress story or confession to submit to my blog, email it to me at Sara (use the @ symbol) SarasPlayroom.com - be sure to anonymize names and / or locations in anything you submit to me and above all, your work must be original. Don't lift shit from Penthouse Letters like some ass tried to do, I run everything thru Copyscape and will find out you are just a lazy content thief trying to impress me with your "original" writing.

I try to update Cuckoldress.com weekly and any of your real life Cuckold experiences or Cuckoldress fantasies are exactly what Cuckoldress.com readers want to see on my blog.

As far as Sara's Playroom, I do accept material related to the Interracial niche, take a look to see what I've been writing there. And special thanks to peewee the cuckold for his continued adoration and contributions to all of my blogs, kisses!

Sara's Playroom - 600th Blog Post!!

2011-07-23T21:49:00.000-04:00

Sara's Playroom blog milestone self-serving pat on my back atta girl Sara. Yes, it's true. Like the one billionth burger served, I have reached my 600th blog post on my blog with this monumental entry. Maybe I should have written a book instead? Or at least an eBook! I think my writing skills aren't being focused to make me as much money as I deserve ;-)

I want to thank all of my readers, the members of the Academy and Blogspot. Without you, this would not have been possible. I remember when I first began blogging, I left my Yahoo Group behind! Guys on my Yahoo Group were complaining I wasn't posting in my Group. Does anyone even care about Yahoo Groups any more? Now I don't go into as much depth in writing here on my old Sara's Playroom blog as I do on my website. And, yes, I get guys complaining about that. Not sure why, maybe they have this blog bookmarked. You can bookmark or subscribe to the RSS feed on my site too! But I shall not abandon my first entree into the world of blogging. I feel strange when I come across an abandoned blog, like it was once loved, and now it's like a ghost town. Can't let that happen to the original Sara's Playroom. So again, thank you and yes, I will occasionally be posting here, but be sure to check out my sites, SarasPlayroom.com - Cuckoldress.com - RedCarSmallPenis.com and I'm still working on ForcedFem.org - it's going to be redesigned...

Sara's Playroom - Cuckoldress Movies Recommended

2011-07-21T12:26:00.001-04:00

Sara's Playroom received a superb list of Cuckoldress movies to potentially review which include both American films and foreign films, both contemporary films and classic films. Here it is or Voila, as the French say:

1) Jungle Fever
2) Guess Who's Coming To Dinner
3) One Night Stand
4) Bitter Moon
5) Boogie Nights
6) "O"
7) Belle De Jour
8) Melinda and Melinda
9) Eyes Wide Shut
10) A Serious Man

Some of these films are not just cuckolding themed films, but also interracial themed. I'm not familiar with all of the movies on the list, so I will have to look up the ones I am not familiar with on imdb.com or check on youtube.com for movie clips.

I've already started a review of the heist double-cross movie, The Getaway, actually, I'm reviewing both the original and the remake. The original features Ali McGraw and Sally Struthers as the Cuckoldresses, I know, neither have aged well and I don't think too many of my readers will be attracted to them now. However, the remake of The Getaway features Kim Basinger and Jennifer Tilly as the Cuckoldresses, so the hotness factor is upped exponentially!

I am familiar with Belle de Jour and loved Catherine Deneuve's performance in the wickedly delicious French film. But, truthfully in Eyes Wide Shut, Tom Cruise deserves to be cuckolded for being much shorter than Nicole Kidman and, well, who doesn't suspect in reality he's gay! So it's hard to play a real man and "get away" with it. Keep the lists for Cuckoldress movie reviews or individual film suggestions coming! Thank you for assisting the Cuckoldress!

Sara of Sara's Playroom

Saras Playroom - Cuckoldress Movies

2011-07-09T10:04:00.001-04:00

Please leave a comment here on my Saras Playroom blog or email me about a catchy new movie review feature I'm going to launch and I need my blog readers input. This will be on both SarasPlayroom.com and Cuckoldress.com where I plan to occasionally review Interracial themed movies on Sara's Playroom and Cuckold / Cuckoldress themed movies on Cuckoldress.com. If you have a favorite Interracial movie or Cuckold / Cuckoldress movie from the past or present, I'd like to know the movie by title and why you found the movie intriguing or sexually exciting. No porno movies, I'm talking about feature films or indie films or foreign films that most of the Sara's Playroom or Cuckoldress readers would either be familiar with or films that most of my blog readers would enjoy my interracial or cuckolding interpretations and reviews of the films from those contexts.

I've found a few films to start out my Cuckoldress reviews, but I have quite a few films for Sara's Playroom in mind, too many! I definitely need to narrow the list down for Sara's Playroom. On Sarasplayroom.com I already reviewed the British Keeley Hazell interracial film which didn't see a theater release, sad face, but it must have been terrible, even tho the plot idea of a modern day Venus who only speaks Latin and falls in love with a black Adonis sounded interesting.

I may also extend this to Forced Fem, where I would review movies where guys have crossdressed or gone sissy. But for now I'm sticking to Cuckoldress and Saras Playroom.

SarasPlayroom 5 Year Anniversary!

2011-07-08T03:41:00.000-04:00

Sara's Playroom is celebrating its 5 Year Anniversary! 5 years online is a long time for a blog ;-) As most of you know, blogs come and go, or just lay dormant as the blogger abandons their once loved blog. While I've moved Sara's Playroom to SarasPlayroom.com, I plan to occasionally write a blog post here to keep you readers amused. Also, I actually get traffic that lands here which then jumps over to my site SarasPlayroom.com !! Thanks to Google's Blogspot which features SarasPlayroom high up in the search engines...

And more good news for me, SarasPlayroom just attained a Google PR2 ranking, a page ranking which is tough to achieve for a phone sex or adult site. Google no likey adult sites that much. But I've worked hard to fill SarasPlayroom with content, namely articles, stories, etc., which I feel are of high quality and I hope you agree and even more so, that you find interesting.

If there's something more you'd like to see at SarasPlayroom.com, please email me and let me know. Remember, I have to split my time between my regular career job and my online pursuits (i.e. all my websites) so I do have time constraints as to what I can fulfill. I just launched Cuckoldress and am continuing with Red Car Small Penis. Forced Fem is still in design. Look for more from SarasPlayroom as I have time and the creative urge to add to my empire. Here's to another 5 years! Salut!

Sara's Playroom - Cuckold - Forced Fem Stories - Confessions Needed!

2011-07-01T04:11:00.002-04:00

Sara's Playroom Productions needs to fill up Cuckoldress and Forced Fem with original, written content to keep my readers cumming back for more Cuckoldress and Forced Fem entertainment. Sara's Playroom Productions specifically needs:

Cuckold or Forced Fem // Sissy Stories
Lists of at least 10 or your favorite Cuckold or Forced Fem / Sissy Sites or Forums - free or paid (Yahoo Groups do NOT count)
Cuckold or Forced Fem / Sissy Confessions

Send to me at Sara =|at|= SarasPlayroom ((dotcom))

Format my Saras Playroom email address before sending. I only cloaked my Saras Playroom email addy to avoid evil trolling spambots ;-)

Original means original. I cannot emphasize this enough: Your Cuckoldress and Forced Fem / Sissy written submissions should be original! I already had one sissy ho-bag try to pass off a long detailed sissy confession letter from Penthouse Letters as his original work to try to faux-finesse 3 free minutes of Niteflirt phone sex. I run everything I receive thru Copyscape, since I don't want the excrement to hit the fan as in Penthouse coming after my hot ass. If you're a member of Niteflirt and you send me an original work of at least 250 words in length that I publish on one of my new Sara's Playroom Productions websites, then I'll send you 3 free minutes of Niteflirt phone sex talk time as a thank you. Lists of at least 10 of your favorite Cuckold or Forced Fem / Sissy sites will earn 1 free minute of phone sex call time, but no sites listing any of my competition will count, meaning no Femdom, Cuckold or Sissification Phone Sex or Phone Domme websites. So earn your 1 - 3 free minutes of phone sex the honest way. Write up something original! Offer limited to one submission in each category. I'm not in the biz of giving away free phone sex, but I'm not an ungrateful bitch!

New Site by Sara's Playroom Coming Up

2011-06-28T01:48:00.003-04:00

Forced Fem will be the newest site presented by me, Sara of Saras Playroom ;-) for all you sissies, girlie bois and twinks. Right now Forced Fem is in design stage and it will probably take another week or two before the finishing touches are completed on my newest site. I will be accepted sissy photos for that site, so if you have a sissy photo of yourself you'd like to submit for consideration, or a sissy story or confession (original work only!), then please email pics or stories or confessions to me using my email listed here on my blogspot blog.

I'm so excited to add another site to my empire. I started the Saras Playroom blog back in 2006 on the blogspot's free host blogging platform and never dreamed I would be able to expand and have a collection of websites with each one focused on different fetishes and niches that I enjoy. As many of you know, I have real time experience in Interracial, Cuckolding, Small Penis Humiliation and Forced Feminization, so it seems natural to keep expanding and entertaining all of you too!

The Slave Trade will also be another project I hope to complete later this year. Because of the size of the existing Slave Trade archives, I really need a slave to transfer all of the blog posts starting in 2007 thru the present, any volunteers?

Check out my trilogy of sites if you haven't already:

SarasPlayroom
Cuckoldress
Red Car? Small Penis!

I try to update all 3 sites at least once a week, but sometimes as you know, I'm a little busy. Guest bloggers for Saras Playroom and Cuckoldress are especially invited. Email me!

Cuckoldress.com - by Sara's Playroom!

2011-06-06T07:21:00.000-04:00

My newest site: Cuckoldress.com is now up! Cuckoldress.com joins Sara's Playroom and Red Car Small Penis to create a trilogy of sites which focus on Cuckolding, Interracial Sex and Small Penis Humiliation. Cuckoldress.com features news stories related to cuckolding plus cuckold, cuckoldress and cuckquean confessions along with the popular Dear Cuckoldress advice column. In addition, you can talk to me, The Cuckoldress, by calling me on Niteflirt. I'm not setting up a separate Niteflirt Phone Sex listing as The Cuckoldress, I will be available at Saras Playroom.

If you have a cuckold confession or a cuckold question you wish to send to The Cuckoldress (me! winks), then use the comment feature on The Cuckoldress or email me at DearCuckoldress@cuckoldress.com

I may even add more sites to the Sara's Playroom empire in the future!

The History of Sara's Playroom

2011-05-21T17:42:00.000-04:00

Some of you have asked: Where did Sara's Playroom (a/k/a Saras Playroom) originate?

I liked the idea of a catchy name that would indicate a Femdom or Mistress playspace, since that is what some Mistresses call their dungeon, instead of using the ominous word "dungeon". Sara's Playspace just didn't sound as catchy as Sara's Playroom to me. At the time I wasn't thinking about how confusing it might be to guys since apostrophes aren't used in Google searches. Sara's Playroom would need to be known as Saras Playroom or Saras+Playroom in a search box. If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't use the name! Truthfully! I would have gone with something completely different. What it would be? I don't know. And as one internet consultant told me, I've already established the brand name, despite the potential confusion. Too late to change: Sara's Playroom or my website www.sarasplayroom.com or here on blogspot Saras-Playroom

Saras-Playroom Update!

2011-05-16T18:14:00.002-04:00

My website is Sara's Playroom Click now to head over if you want to read my latest blog postings.

Want to call me on Niteflirt? Cut & paste the URL if your mobile browser won't allow you to click: http://www.niteflirt.com/saras+playroom

...or click my link to my Niteflirt Phone Sex homepage.

Yes, you have to type the saras+playroom if you aren't clicking the Niteflirt link.

My blogspot blog is going to only be updated about once a month, but my website blog is where I'm going to be blogging several times a month, so check it out. And be sure to check out Red Car? Small Penis! <-- my small penis humiliation site!

March Loser of the Month - Sniffalot!

2011-03-15T03:55:00.002-04:00

Sniffalot comes into work early and stays late. How dedicated, you might think, but really he's not that dedicated to his work at all. Sniffalot comes in early and stays late so he can sniff the office chair seats of the women who work at his office and go thru their drawers (their desk drawers, not their panties) and see what interesting items he might find. He reported that he only sniffs the office chairs of attractive women in the office, but I've told him he must sniff every woman's seat from now on, that as a loser, he can't be so selective.

I asked if he's ever been caught and he said not yet, but the thrill of it excites him. He said it's why he comes into the office early and goes around sniffing the pretty girls' seats, hoping that as they arrive to the office, they might catch him en flagrante. Sniffing gives him a stiffie and then he goes to the men's room and alleviates his stiffalot. When I asked how close he's cum to getting caught seat sniffing, he said he's almost been caught, meaning he's been found in a female colleague's cubicle or office, but since he works in the IT department, his responsibilities include all the office computers and phones, so he usually just says he was fixing something and no one suspects, or so he claims. He told me that most of the women in the office probably think he's a harmless wimpy nerd.

Sniffalot was too scared to send a picture of himself, lest he be identified by a colleague, because I'm so sure that someone from his office reads my blog LMAO.

Twitter Emasculations!

2011-02-07T15:38:00.002-05:00

Does forcing a guy to watch a chick flick on a date shrink his dick by 1/2 inch? This is a theory actress Alison Brie put forth on her Twitter. Instead of going to an LA Kings hockey game that was her date's choice, she forced her date to see "No Strings Attached" starring Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher. Actually, I think that movie would have forced me to vom, let alone shrunk my date's penis size. So I totally agree or ITA as I would write it in text-ese. If you want to shrink your date's penis size, don't go to a testosterone-fest sporting event! Chick flick it!

Alison Brie from Mad Men and Scream 4

Gay Wayne's Chicago Adventure!

2010-12-19T21:47:00.002-05:00

After visiting some distant relatives in Wisconson Cheese Country for the holidays, due to terrible weather and risky driving in the heavy snow, instead of making one long marathon drive back to New York, I decided to stop in Chicago. At a bar near the hotel I stayed at, I took one of those freebie magazines you can pick up at the exit door titled: Hot Places Chicago. One place in the magazine caught my eye called “Peppermints” which pimped that it was popular with the interracial crowd.

So I went back to my hotel and got ready to go out, thinking why couldn’t I be a crazy horny fuck like Charlie Sheen. Pick a hot porn girl or model, wine and dine her, have great sex and then move on to the next one. No commitment. Did I leave out the part where he has to pay for the girl? But what better way for my evening of debauchery to start than by going to an interracial joint so I could win back at least one of the white girls taken away from me by black men. I was feeling confident and even cocky after downing a few shots as a warm-up, literally since it was so cold, at the bar.

On the way to Peppermints, I did feel like a dirty little sneak. Sara always told me that I should only think about about cock. White pussy should only be a black man’s right. But I said to myself, how is she going to know? So you see this is a hard thing for me to write about. You know being a sneak and all. That’s why I hesitate to write this, but I thought I’d be able to keep this a secret from Sara. But I should know, I’ve never been able to keep secrets from her, sooner or later I wimp out and confess them.

Entering Peppermints, I lucked out, it was Happy Hour (reduced drinks for ladies only). There were hardly any black guys there yet. Standing next to me were a couple of white guys. I ordered a beer then we got to talking. The bartender named Figgy was a white dude wearing one of those double printed t-shirts that had a picture of Obama on the front. On the back it read HONOR and RESPECT the BLACK MAN. The white guys standing next to me agreed that Figgy the bartender was totally gay, wearing hoop earrings and sporting bleached blonde hair. He took his time waiting on us, but jumped to attention for a black stud. It was obvious he had some kind of fetish for black men.

Me and my two new white friends (Chicago locals) saw a table clearing and decided to take it. I found out the white dudes were just like me looking for white pussy. But they did not know they were in an interracial bar, which I informed them I had found an ad for Peppermints in Hot Places Chicago and that it was advertised for white girls and black dudes. These guys were from the North side of Chicago and weren’t familiar with the South side, but had wrapped up some biz in the area and decided to have a few brews. After downing a lot of Sam Adams we started talking a lot of trash. How white girls should be dating only white guys. That it was a white man’s world. We decided to a have one more Sammy before we approached the ladies to shame them into going back to white guys. Down the hatch, we drank to our new coalition.

With hardly any black guys in the place, we decided to make our move. It was now or never! Much to Figgy's disgust, my two new juiced up buddies and I went around the bar insulting white girls about their lust for dating black guys. We laughed because the only negative response we got back from a girl, while the others held their tongues with resentment, was a “shut the fuck up you frosted flakes”. I wasn't sure if that meant we were sugar frosted white boys or flakes or both. After we were done making our rounds at the bar, we felt victorious. We thought we had planted the seeds for the white girls to remember us white guys. Then we started to leave the bar in triumph. We were going to go out for a steak dinner next.

Now that should have been the end of the story. Ahead of the game, we should have walked out of that bar without saying another word. Even though we did not pick up any hot ladies, at least we had spoken our mind and we should have just gone and gotten our steak man-meat dinner. Y’know it's sort of like walking away with your winnings at the gambling table before you lose it all. But my new so-called friends had to add insult to injury.   On the way out there were three white hotties sipping drinks and talking by the exit door. What would come after using bad judgment could have been easily avoided. We had no idea what was waiting in store for us.

The two white guys stopped before the doorway and urged me to make a comment to the girls standing there. They said it was my turn. I did not want to be a chicken, so I said: "Hey girls." No answer. The girls were too busy chatting. The guys urged me on. So I raised my voice: "Hey girls!" They looked at me and said: "Are you talking to us?" I looked back at the guys and they nodded to carry on. I said hesitatingly: "Yes, do you girls by any chance date black guys? I mean is that who you are waiting for?" "What’s it to you?" The girls responded. The guys urged me to push on. "Well, you know you’re going to be looked at as sluts if you date black only." The guys cracked up. The girls replied: "You got to be fucking kidding us, right." I could tell they had started fuming.

One of the girls began to verbally spar with me: "You’re coming in here talking this pompous crap? I bet you’re one of those little white assholes on Twitter who leave racist comments. What, are you jealous because a white girl picks a black man over your bigoted asses?” I could tell that white girl was more pissed off than the others.

I looked to the side at my white buddies with “beer” confidence thinking I had scored a big hit with them. My Chi-town buddies coaxed me on saying, “Com’n Wayne. Tell these girls off.” I faced the pissed off girls trying to be as cool as I could and said something really nasty where I used the “N” word.   I turned to my side to look for my buddies approval. Suddenly they were no longer laughing, but had an awfully worried look on their faces. I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around. My heart dropped. My knees quivered. A big powerful black man at least a head in height over me was staring down at me with his arms crossed, looking pretty damn mean. I knew right then and there that the white man domination experiment had expired. The party was over. P.S. This may be a good time to end here because this material probably isn’t suitable for all your readers unless they like gay interracial action…

"You want to say that N word to my face whiteboy?" SMACK. I immediately fell to my knees and cried: "No sir, I did not mean to say it sir." He smacked me again and said: "And did you call these white girls sluts for dating us?" SMACK. "Sorry sir for acting like such a stupid whiteboy sir?" He then hesitated with his arms on his hips thinking about what to do next. The girls didn’t even come to my rescue or ask him to spare me, in fact, they thought this was hilarious and said "Darien, what did you stop for? Keep smacking that smart mouth fairyfag. Teach him a lesson."

SMACK. SMACK.SMACK. BIG ROLLS OF TEARS NOW CAME ROLLING FROM MY EYES. I looked to my so-called buddies who had my back just a moment ago. But they were both standing there scared shitless. Smack Smack Smack. I cried like a little bitch who owed money to a loanshark and was getting a beat-down from his enforcers.

''Who’s laughing now whiteboy?" The girls said. The humiliation was becoming increasingly unbearable. The girls were laughing at the way I was crying. He made me apologize to them. “I'm sorry ladies for calling you sluts for dating black men who are better than us stupid whiteboys. Because it is step down for you beautiful white ladies to date wormy white fags like me."

The black man then looked up and said to my useless white buddies: "Did you two whiteboys come in here to pick up white girls?'' “No, sir," they said in unison. Darien then said: "The only whiteboys who come here are fags. So I want you two to start making out with each other right now. I want to see tongue action. NOW!" The two guys were in such a state of fear that they began to make out. The girls were getting a little thrill about the kiss and were yelling things like: "Com’n fags, kiss like you mean it! Pussyboys! Just remember those gay video clips you watch online when you jerk off."

The black man then grabbed my arm and took me into the Mens Room while this was happening. He told me my days of thinking about white pussy were over. He started to pull down his zipper and told me to get on my knees. Then he whipped out the most beautiful long thick black cock I had ever seen, I nearly fainted. He proceeded to whip my face with it, telling me this was the cock that’s been inside many white ladies that I could only dream about. He made me beg to worship it. Telling me to kiss it and tell him what a white fag I was for making love to his black cock. But then he said he needed a beer first and dragged me to the bar. I had no idea what my fate would be after Darien had downed his beer.

Out in the bar area, my two buddies were still making out.   I could not get over the fact that they came in all cocky like I did, after making their business deal, cruising for pussy, but were forced to go gay instead. Again, so much for winning back the white ladies. When Figgy the bartender served the beer to my black master he said to my defense: ''You know Darien, I’ve been watching all this from the start, it's really those two North side guys making out who instigated this whole thing and edged him (me) on to annoy the girls." The black man said "Is that so?" With that he downed his pint of beer and grabbed the two white boys each by their ear and took them out into the alleyway. The girls followed them outside, thrilled that they were gonna see two big mouth white fags get smacked down by a big black stud.

I saw an emergency exit door on the other side of the barroom and thought this was my big chance to escape so I ran out the door and fell over a garbage can outside in the dark alley and got my jacket and shirt all covered in dirty snow. I got up and started running again. Did I feel guilty that I left my two new friends back there in the other side alley? Well did they come to my defense when I was being humiliated and smacked around? I thought it was a clear case of every fag for himself. I know that it was three against one and technically, we should have been able to stand up to the black guy, but then again, we were three white wimps, so probably not.    I learned two things that night: 1. Respect women’s choices as to whom they go out with.   2. Black men will take over all white women. It's hopeless for white men.

As I ran back to my hotel I was thinking how much like a dirty little whore I felt like. I wished I could be safe in my home back in New York watching gay porn in my ballerina outfit while Sara could be telling me on the phone what a dirty little GAY CUNT I AM.

Clean Your Dirty Balls!

2010-10-30T23:32:00.003-04:00

Click on the Blog Title above for the hilarious Axe Body Wash infomercial about cleaning your dirty balls. Axe Body Wash commercials have always pushed the envelope for their raunchy or nude content. Some of their commercials have even been banned for being, yes, too sexual.

Jaime Pressly plays Monica Blake, a former tennis star, in this humiliating 3 minute short-form infomercial piece stuffed with Small Balls and Small Penis Humiliation double entendres, innuendos and tiny cock teasing.

Notice how the biggest sack of balls (soccer balls) are tossed to the Size Queens: Axe Body spokesmodel and Jaime Pressly by a hot studly black dude. Stereotype of Small Penis Humiliation? The small dick loser wimpy white boys only offer up tiny golf balls and fuzzy used tennis balls for the Axe Body Wash to clean. In a comedic bit, an old white dude shows up with two shriveled unrecognizable balls.

Jaime and the hottie spokesmodel cuckold and embarrass the white boys in the infomercial audience about their small "sports" equipment. Complete Small Penis Humiliation and Small Balls Humiliation!

29% of Adults (Men!) Visit Porn Sites at Work

2010-08-27T21:47:00.001-04:00

Yes, 29% of American adults, which in this case means men, visit porn sites at work and spend an average of 12 minutes surfing porn at work. What else takes about 12 minutes to do? Yeah, you guessed it.

But a higher percentage or American workers overall visited: social networking sites, online gaming, personal email and instant messaging websites. However, porn did beat out eBay and Craigslist and news site cruising. So when is any work getting done?

The Quickest Retirement Ever!

2010-07-25T02:50:00.007-04:00

Amanda Bynes tweeted that she has returned to acting. So we can look forward to more of Amanda on the big and little screen. Well what else was she going to do? Interracial Porn? As you may remember, Amanda had confessed quite a few times on Twitter and in interviews that she prefers chocolate over vanilla. See post below for more details on Amanda's black cock lust....

Amanda Bynes retires from acting, still loves big black cock!

2010-06-27T01:48:00.009-04:00

Amanda - Chocolate Wrestling - leads us to Amanda on her Twitter:

"I love dudes that know how to respect a woman like me. I only smile if I’m happy if you catch me smiling I’m happy. I save my energy for someone who deserves it and earns it. I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi. I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play. Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem. If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it. I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it. I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve retired."

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Black Cock Lust Takes Over the UK!

2010-05-23T23:00:00.005-04:00

from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent...

"I certainly think Cheryl Cole has fulfilled your prediction and has moved on to bigger and better black cock, since her split with love rat Ashley Cole. Will.I.Am seems smitten with her and the word over hear is that she is falling for him fast!

STORY HERE

I am actually pleased to see her looking so very happy with her new man. And it's great to see her spending her time away from Will by perfecting sexy dance routines with another hot big black man. She knows how to keep all her whiteboy fans over here in our place I can tell you!

That said, Will and Cheryl would be a great couple. A pretty brunette with a big, rich, black man is a good match I have to concede. I think ALL English whiteboys would secretly admit that Cheryl belongs with a big black man now. It just seems so right.

And as for Ashley Cole, there has been a leaked story that he has already moved on from the FHM No.1 Sexiest Woman.... to the FHM No.4 Sexiest Woman! Namely Frankie Sandford from the band, The Saturdays!! She's another crazily pretty young brunette. He must have something, that man!!

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The story was denied by Frankie's agents and there is a suggestion that she has since got back with her whiteboy ex. But those rumours of secret meetings with Ashley, and indeed another black man (Aston Merrygold from boyband sensation JLS), will not die down. Rumour has it that - surprise, surprise! - she really likes black men.

CLICK for the RUMOUR!

In fact, the JLS boys are so popular with British hotties that they are inducing hysteria not witnessed since the Beatles days!!

CLICK for the DETAILS!

And the marketing men behind these 4 young successful black men are cashing in with some imaginative flourishes. Such as their decision to unveil JLS condoms!! They talk of colour coding the condoms but I wonder if there will be a black coloured one to give the ladies a taste of the real thing?

CLICK for the REAL!

I'm just so thankful that you've already conditioned me on how to accept and deal with the fact that ALL pretty girls want big cocks and are attracted to black men. A lot of white guys must not yet realise that it is our place to be marginalised, rejected and cuckolded by pretty girls. So thank you very, very much Empress Sara. I can now genuinely enjoy watching and hearing about beautiful girls such as Cheryl Cole, Frankie Sandford, Sophie Reade and yourself going black, and not feel negatively about my own obvious inadequacies. Your blogs are therefore an invaluable tool for ALL whiteboys nowadays. They should be prescribed reading!!

Golddigger A-Go-Go!

2010-05-17T22:04:00.007-04:00

Playboy playmate, Jenna Bentley, supposedly 21, landed herself a rich Sugar Daddy. GO Golddigger GO! She is engaged to the king of pawn shops, whose age was not available on google. So he must be a mythical figure, like Santa Claus. For Jenna, it's Christmas every day of the year! Here are some tasty pics of them on vacay. Wait till Nicole sees them! It might light a golddigger fire under her ass.

cUcK Update! from peewee

2010-05-13T02:30:00.010-04:00

from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter....

Reverse cucking!! Love it!! Kim K seems to get involved in the world of cuckolding, as I understand that she also briefly hooked up with Britain's most famous cuckold, Wayne Bridge. And naughtily (not to mention bizarrely!) she did so whilst still seeing Reggie Bush! Reverse cucking with a cuck! Impressive Miss Kardashian, impressive! Haha! She also just met up with Cristiano Ronaldo, who you so aptly nicknamed Crissie, top footie (soccer) player of questionable sexual orientation. Is he homosexual, metrosexual or heterosexual - consumes a lot of pub talk.

Also, I stumbled across a great article inspired by the England Captain's cuckolding of his team-mate. More interestingly, the article focuses on the premise that to be cuckolded in Britain is, perhaps more than anywhere else, truly contemptuous! Whereas some nations accept the horns of a cuckold more readily, over here in the UK, to be a cuckold is, quite frankly, pathetic:

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And did you know that the gorgeous Amii Grove is with a black man again? Yeah, she's reported to be happily loved up with black footballer, Gabi Agbonlahor. Amii's calendar, as you well know, was on my wall all last year and now it seems 100% official that she is 'black only'. I'm happy for her, and I mean that sincerely.

It's the same with American Barbie Doll, Aubrey O'Day. As with Cheryl Cole, Kendra Wilkinson, Kim Kardashian... and you, it seems that a love of black men is hard to repress.

AUBREY'S COCK LUST

Lovely stuff!

And speaking of lovely stuff, Aubrey O'Day and Kim Kardashian, two BBC lovers!

Anti-Gay Evangelist Hires Rentboy for Vacay!

2010-05-05T20:44:00.010-04:00

George Rekers, one of America's most vehement anti-gay Christian right mouthpieces, and fire-and-brimstone Baptist minister, was caught coming back from a 10-day Euro-trash vacay with his new friend. He coincidentally hired his boytoy from rentboy.com! Now George is doing some fancy tap dancing trying to get out of this one! He claims his rent boy was merely his 'baggage handler' during the trip. Due to recent surgery, he needed a bagboy to grab the bags. Totally believable! Especially since the twink is not even near the baggage in the photo above!

"This nice young man was kind enough to help me with my luggage. And then I preached to him, over and over again."

"Preached to him..." LMAO! George can join Larry Craig and all the other hypocritical gay-bashing pols and religious zealots caught cruising for gay sex.

Article with photos here

Whiteboy Cleaning Service by GAYWAYNE!

2010-05-04T05:22:00.005-04:00

Epilog: I answered an ad on Craigslist to clean the apartment of a black man. As the day approached, I wanted to chicken out, I told Sara: I can't do this! She said: You can and you will!

FRIDAY MORNING 8AM APRIL 30, 2010

As I was walking up to the apartment building stairwell, I kept repeating Sara's words in my head. YOU CAN AND YOU WILL. I was in unfamiliar territory. I never cleaned anyone's place before, never mind a blackman. What's wrong with that I kept saying to myself?

His doorkey was under his mat in front of the door just like he said it would be. I opened the door. (I can't believe I'm doing this.) He left a list of duties on a piece of paper tacked up on the fridge. The fridge was covered with pics of him with hot white chicks at clubs and parties. I started vacuuming and dusting right away. His pad did need a good cleaning. (That's what whiteboys like me are for, right?) He was at work and when he got home, he told me that his place better be spotless. He also said he'd be entertaining white chicks over the weekend, and lately all his bed bunnies had been complaining that his place was dirty, which was what prompted him to put the ad on Craigslist. He said he never cleaned. He said he used to have a white slut who cleaned for him, but I don't know if he meant a whiteboy or a whitegirl.

When I got to his bedroom to change the sheets, that's when the full reality hit me. I thought how many beautiful whitegirls has he brought to bed here? I noticed under his tv set, he had a bunch of XXX interracial dvd's, cuz what black dude would want to watch white on white porn....As I walked around the bedroom, picking up all the clothes and towels on the floor that needed to be washed, I realized how stupid and naive I was to believe in the past that white ladies were the property of whiteboys. That now it was truly a step down for these beautiful white women to date silly whiteboys. When I cleaned under his bed I thought of the book I read by Alexandre Dumas, "THE THREE MUSKETEERS" in which the Musketeers all had a wimpy male slave who slept under each of their bed's every night! I fantasized how wonderful it would be to sleep under his bed while he made love to one of his pretty white girlfriends. And then I took all of his dirty laundry to the laundry area in the building and sat there like a dutiful maid while everything was being washed and dried. I read an older Cosmopolitan magazine and realized what a fag I was.

THE BATHROOM

Right on the counter next to the sink was an open box of Trojans. Much too big to put over my birdie. I took the liberty of taking one of his cumbags.

LEAVING

After I was done cleaning I thought I would leave a cute little sissy thank you note. It read:

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME CLEAN YOUR APARTMENT. IT WAS TRULY AN HONOR TO MAKE IT NICE AND TIDY FOR YOU and YOUR BEAUTIFUL WHITE LADIES. THIS IS WHAT US WHITEBOYS WERE MEANT FOR. THANK YOU SIR, FOR PUTTING US IN OUR PLACE. PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU EVER WANT IT DONE AGAIN. IT IS MY PLEASURE. WOULD YOU MIND NEXT TIME SIR IF I WORE A PAIR OF MY RED SILKY PANTIES THAT I BOUGHT AT FREDERICK'S. KISSES YOUR WHITEBOY WAYNE.

P.S. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND BUT TOOK ONE OF YOUR CONDOMS TO REMEMBER YOU BY.

So tonight when he and his blackman buddies are dancing with whitegirls at the dance clubs, I will be home watching white on white gayporn like Sara said I should do and the way it should be OF COURSE. GAYWAYNE

Blame it on the Food!

2010-04-20T00:12:00.004-04:00

Dear Sara,

I read an article online that said one reason why so many males are going gay or sissy is that there are too many hormones in our food, female hormones, in milk products, meat, you name it. It is especially happening in the US because of all the milk products and meat we consume. What do you think?

I think men who are somewhat uncomfortable with their sissy self or gaysex orientation will look for any reason to absent themselves from feeling like they were doomed to be gay from the start, that the fault lies with burgers and milkshakes. Why not just accept their sissy nature or gaysex urges?!?!

GLORY HOLE

2010-04-08T22:45:00.008-04:00

So many of you Niteflirt cocksuckers are confused and ask me "what is the glory hole exactly":

Is it the Adult Bookstore / Sexstore?

Is it the arcade / booths are where the cocksucking takes place?

Is it the hole / cut-out in the wall that the cocks slide thru?

My answer? As long as you go suck cock, the glory hole is any of the above and all of the above.

Where did the term glory hole come from? Dating back to the olden days of sailing on the high seas, the glory hole on a ship was a catch-all area, small room, large closet, compartment where a mish-mash of things were stored. Instead of just 'frigging in the rigging', those who went 'gay while underway', would meet up in the glory hole for cocksuckery and assfuckery. Stories have survived about sailors who liked to suck cock so much, they would situate themselves inside empty barrels in the glory hole, with a hole cut out in the barrel side into which horny sailors would insert their cocks to be sucked. The glory hole as sexual slang carried over to dry land.

How Gay I Am -- a Gay Confession!

2010-03-27T17:55:00.009-04:00

Sara, I called so many Flirts whose listings said they could turn me bi, fag me up, pimp me out. And while they all yelled at me to go to the gloryhole, as if that would be all it would take, it was just a bed of noise to wank off to, but not really motivational to turn me totally and completely gay.

I admit I was and am too scared to call your Niteflirt Go Gay listing, all those feedbacks and ratings, I sensed you were Queen of the Gay Scene. I saved you to my Favorites and would re-read your listing over and over. I decided to distance myself from you directly and instead, to buy your Gay Brainwashing Games. I thought it would give me an idea of what you were about and give me something to play with when I was in the mood. I uploaded them to my iphone so I could track my progress. I really did give it a go! 3 weeks later, I was totally hooked on gay. I mean it was bad. I couldn't get hard jerking off to girl-on-girl porn any more, which used to be my fave, my dick was a useless limpette when I looked at a girl! I could only get hard jerking to gay porn, and only when I had a butt plug jacked in to my ass. Yeah I need anal action or else I only pop half a stiffie!

I also found myself checking out guy's bulges. It wasn't like I wanted to kiss them. But I did want to suck them! I was quasi-dating someone and I broke off with her, just as you said, a gay guy shouldn't be dating a girl. She didn't ask me why I was breaking off with her, she was like "whatever". Then I saw on her Facebook that she posted she suspected the guy she was just dating was really a FAG! Luckily, she didn't say my name. And she sent me 2 texts. YOU SUCK followed by COCKS. I didn't respond because I couldn't deny even though at that point I truly hadn't sucked any cocks except in my fantasies.

Then Niteflirt went thru that transfer or whatever they called it and now it is really hard to call from Australia, but I am buying all of your gay games, stories and assignments and I am going to email you in about a week to ask you to custom design a Pay to View for me to keep on the gay track. And in case there are any other Aussies or Brits out there who want to hook up, Gumtree.com is better than Craigslist.com for gay adverts. I know Sara will make me advertise myself there, so it's only a matter of time before a cock lands in my mouth!

Keeley Tells It Like It Is!

2010-03-15T01:53:00.004-04:00

When popular British model Keeley Hazell (many a man's go-to masturbation girl) was asked: "What's the very first thing you notice on a guy when it's lust at first sight? Be honest!"

Let's review her answer!

Keeley: "His trouser bulge! Hey, you told me to be honest. It's no good getting close to a guy and then finding out he can't deliver the goods. Size DOES matter. Although you know that don't you Abi*!"

Click for the Interview!

*Abi = interviewer

Cuckoldress Carla

2010-03-15T01:36:00.007-04:00

Is the First Lady of France cucking her hubby, the Napoleonic Prime Minister? Some say she does it simply when she stands next to him, towering over him with her 5 foot 11 inches of sheer beauty and power. peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter, lets us in on a hot rumor from Europe!

News has recently broken that Carla Bruni, former model and paramour of many famous celebrities (including Mick Jagger) has been cuckolding Sarkozy. This high profile act of adultery has prompted rumors of a feeble retaliatory and face-saving affair of his own. But he knows it, we know it and the whole world knows it - Carla has cuckolded and humiliated him!

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As if to rub his mucked 'n' cucked face in it, The Simpsons tv show will broadcast a parody episode featuring Cuckoldress Carla.

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The storyline of the episode involves Carla surrendering to her desires and publicly cheating on the 5 foot 5 inch whiteboi President with - yes you've guessed it - the one and only resident Springfield Black man, Carl Carlson!

European girls have undoubtedly been gripped by a powerful lust for big black men for many years now, so it is fitting to see The Simpsons recognize that fact by dedicating an episode to a gorgeous white European wife cuckolding her diminutive white hubby with a potent Black Bull! They look so right together - even if it is only a cartoon!

Perhaps Carla Bruni's Simpsons' character will pave the way for other Springfield ladies to explore the prowess of massive ebony cock. Empress Sara, given your obvious preference for black men and your recent blogs about US hotties such as Olivia Munn, Kendra Wilkinson, Amanda Bynes, etc it is clear that the Jungle Fever is rapidly descending on the American ladies, so it is only a matter of time before Homer has cause for concern. Yes Marge, black penises really ARE much bigger, thicker and better - just ask Sara or any of the other Size Queens!

Amanda Bynes - Maxim Cover Girl and Newest Size Queen!

2010-03-09T06:14:00.003-05:00

"it's amazing how good it feels when someone knows how to love your body! I am having withdrawals from a certain guy lol :)" actress Amanda Bynes tweeted. "So turns out i prefer chocolate over vanilla. interesting."

See and read more about Amanda in Maxim and also here!

What is "Victoria's Secret"?

2010-02-21T16:58:00.011-05:00

From peewee intrepid UK blog reporter....

VICTORIA'S SECRET IS....BLACK COCK ADDICTION!
Until now, it was assumed that Victoria's Secret models shared only one thing in common - their unrivaled beauty. Besides being the most beautiful white and Latina girls in the entire world, these stunners share another common trait. A trait that is Victoria's Secret - these perfect models have ALL gone black!

First up is Heidi Klum. She was so smitten by the contents of Seal's cycle shorts when she spotted him in a New York City hotel that she since married him and the rest is interracial and cuckoldress history.

Adriana Lima is another Size Queen who went for dark meat. She is perfect, one of THE most desired girls on the planet. Formerly engaged to the legendary 'Blacker' of beauties, Lenny Kravitz. Thus, she was ruined for all whiteboys! Indeed this is evident since she married gargantuan Slavic basketball player, Marko Jaric.

Likewise, Doutzen Krous makes no secret of her preferences. She told the Dutch Telegraaf: "I represent a young healthy woman and I am not as thin as all other models. This has advantages and disadvantages because you are always different than the rest. But I also have a private life and I have a preference for black men and they mostly like curvy bodies, and eh, I am very proud of my butt...haha. It's true that black men have an extra flavor." Doutzen doesn't hesitate showing off her desire for big black men in public. Watch and weep, lil whiteboys!

Petra Nemcova, one of the most perfect creatures to ever walk the earth, is also hooked on black cock.

Petra is hooked in a BIG way. She is utterly perfect, so it isn't a surprise to find she's gone black only. Petra has enjoyed a number of relationships with well known black men: Wyclef Jean, Russell Simmons and John Legend, the latter would have been a legendary blacking to behold!

Finally, Adriana Sklenarikova is not going to disagree with her black cock lovin' VS lovelies, as she is married to huge black stud, Cristian Karambeau.

So, ladies and gentleman, now you know precisely what Victoria's Secret is. It is an overwhelming urge by their perfect, gorgeous models to jump on as much big black cock as possible!

And Speaking of Size Queens....

2010-02-09T21:38:00.005-05:00

It's been established that Megan Fox likes it large and in this case, the only fuckable guy in her tv commercial is the BBC hot piece! Mischievous Megan snaps hot pics of herself using her Motorola Devour (great name for a Size Queen's cell phone brand) and the mayhem follows.

from peewee intrepid UK blog contributor....

In the tv commercial, Megan, as always, looks pretty hot. But I notice that the white admirers are presented as, in turn, a loser cable guy with middle-aged spread, someone wanking in his bedrooom, a pussy-whipped manbag sporting hubby and smacked gayboys. Only the black guy looks man enough for Megan herself! About right eh?!

Another Size Queen Speaks Out....

2010-02-09T21:33:00.002-05:00

"I'm really shallow when I come to guys. I only date really good
looking, well-endowed guys, with great bodies. My friends are always
going on at me. I'm like I can't help it! I'm just a woman with high
standards!"

Sports Illustrated Model Josie Maran should keep up the high standards! ~Sara

Olivia Munn - Size Queen and Oral Slut!

2010-02-07T02:55:00.011-05:00

peewee had alerted me to tv show host Olivia Munn being an unapologetic Size Queen and more details are in from one of my underhung admirers....

"Olivia Munn states how size matters frequently and without apology. This comes up a lot because she has been the host of a couple of sex talk shows, including one with Dr. Drew. The only problem is that her co-hosts are always trying to tone down her comments so her true Size Queen preferences always get a bit smoothed over.

Anyhow, it gets more fun.

Recently, Olivia was photographed buying condoms:

Olivia Buying Condoms
I was curious about the brand - Crown. As it turns out, it's used by porn stars due to its silky invisibility and durability.

So I ordered some...really curious to see how it would fit on my cock, as I'd seen conflicting review online about what sizes it was good for.

Well, the condoms came in this week. I have a friend who likes to cuckold me and she was interested in trying them on my cock for amusement. She's 23, hot and enjoys telling me about her sexual exploits with studs. A couple times she has jacked off my little dick while telling me about how well she has recently been fucked by someone much bigger, laughing at my inadequate cock when it cums in her hand - dreamy stuff really for a guy like me.

So she came over last night. Sara, it was classic! Even with my little dick as rock hard as it has ever been, it was comical. I was disappointed that the condom wasn't loose related to thickness. I'm about five inches thick, so not very thick, but there are more slender guys, and it fit pretty snuggly thickwise. But length - there was a huge flappy sack at the tip of the condom. My friend couldn't help but laugh at me, I had to laugh too, it was comical. So we know Olivia isn't fucking a five inch guy - the condom would be ridiculous for someone of my size. Even six inches would leave a pretty decent sack at the tip.

So, we got curious. I have a larger strap-on dildo, eight inches long and six and half around (so very thick). Unfortunately, that thickness was too thick for the Crown, I was kind of disappointed. But I did notice that at the thinnest part of the dildo, near the head, around six inches around, which is still a pretty decent thickness, the Crown seemed fine. I didn't have any more toys, but did have a water bottle, just a little thinner, and while it was still too tight thickwise it gave a good idea of the thickness tolerance, it did shed light on the length - up to eight inches would be not much problem in the Crown, with seven or seven and a half being perfect.

So whoever Olivia is fucking as of the condom purchase is way bigger than me that's for sure - either on the large side of average or pretty big. I thought that was hot. My cuckoldress friend is going to try it on her current fuckbuddy but she's pretty sure he's too thick."

And now a classic video of Olivia deep throating a hot dog! ~Sara

Oral Olivia!

The moron writes to itself again, how pathetic!

2010-02-02T23:03:00.004-05:00

Tap tap tap go the little moron's fingers on its keyboard as it taps out its handiwork, another self-humiliation message for its Owner to post here on her blog for all her readers and girlfriends to laugh it and they do, especially Nicole who takes great delite in knowing such a pathetic creature exists!

Poor little moron. It was so mortified that it came crawling back on its knees.

Poor pathetic idiot. It was so desperate that all it could say when it arrived was “Own me, please, I beg of You.”

Poor mindless zombie. It’s utterly disoriented, thinking only what it’s told to think, feeling only what it’s told to feel.

Poor jerk-off addict. It’s so wild over its enslavement to and adoration of its Owner that it finds every possible opportunity to jerk off as it imagines one more degrading insult after another at the hands of its Owner.

Poor little poet of submission. It is so deeply enslaved that it desperately tries to find any moment available to write humiliation messages to its idiot self.

Poor, sad little man with no integrity. It is so beaten down by its Owner that there is no line it is capable of drawing and saying, “No, this I can’t and won’t do.” It is now incapable of any resistance or defense to any command, direction, or instruction from its Owner.

Frightened little troll. It knows that its Owner will now use and abuse it in unheard of ways, and there is not a single thing it can do about it. Its Owner knows that She will not have to force any abuse upon it. That fragile resistance is just a game, a ploy to try to salvage some little shred of dignity. It will beg and plead for the abuse it craves from its OWNER.

And it will pay, and pay, and pay out of its own craving to give away to its OWNER anything and everything that might indicate potency of any kind. Especially financial tributes, since there isn't anything potent otherwise that the moron can offer!

The moron must write to itself again and....

2010-01-30T13:34:00.006-05:00

again, because it does not deserve one iota of my attention, and the moron must be kept in its place! My girlfriends were wondering where the moron had disappeared to, well it finally popped up its horny little head (which one you may wonder, well, on the moron, it's one and the same!)....

IMBECILE! You crawl back here after disappearing for weeks and think you can just pick up where we left off? PIG!

That’s not going to happen. You’ll first have to be punished for neglecting your obligations and responsibilities. Idiot! Don’t you know my blog-readers and girlfriends look for your pathetic self-abuse pieces to appear so that they can laugh themselves till it hurts as they read of your decline from a fairly normal person to your life of complete enslavement to ME!

FAGGOT! You’ll grovel and beg as never before. You’ll have tears streaming down your face before you’ll be allowed back in. You’ll take a solemn oath to be the very best cocksucking whore pig I’ve ever owned. The first part of your punishment will be for me to take your virgin ass with my strap-on. And you’ll take it in front of my friends. Afterwards, while my friends and I discuss what can lead a man with a quite
decent life to allow himself to be enslaved to the point where no humiliation is too great for him to accept, you will serve as our spittoon. You can hear the laughter now, can’t you, as we spit down your throat and slap your face silly.

Dickhead! Only if you take all the pain my friends and I have to inflict on you and thank us for it, will you be allowed back into your slave position. And to top it all off you’ll not only beg me and plead with me to post your pathetic words of self-abuse, you’ll also beg me to take twice the money I usually take from you in order to have your piece posted on MY blog. Welcome back, ASSHOLE!

Cum Drunk!!

2010-01-30T04:06:00.004-05:00

Sara, I was traveling this past week in xxxxxx and hitting the hotel bar for action. There was nothing going on all week due to the terrible weather till this wild thing happened tonite. I was knocking back drinks pretty good. This older tall black guy was knocking them back faster and was very drunk. He in fact fell over several times and was too drunk to even get up to his room. One of the female bartenders and I started taking him to his room and he kept trying to feel her up and even popped out his big cock in the elevator. We got him to the door and I told her I had it from here. She said thank god.

I helped him in the room and the lights were off. He fell back on the bed mostly passed out, but his cock was still poking out of his pants. I started to suck him and he thought I was the bartender. He said I feel woozy and I whispered in my best high pitched voice, just lay there big boy. He did and I sucked him for a good 25 minutes. He was snoring at times and half awake at others. He woke up enough at the end to realize he was cumming and I swallowed it all. He said thanks baby and passed out. I left, went to my room and jacked off.

Jordan - Ultimate Cuckoldress!

2010-01-28T06:38:00.008-05:00

Alex/Roxanne and Jordan!

from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent....

I think the whole of Great Britain was surprised when glamour model and tabloid fascination, Katie Price (aka Jordan) initially hooked up with little whiteboys Peter Andre and then Alex Reid. Katie was known to be a fan of black men and a Size Queen. She has famously labeled ex-hubby Peter's little fella as "no bigger than an acorn" and "tiny" on regular occasions! And she outed her current cage-fighting love toy, Alex as a crossdresser who answers to the name of Roxanne! Honestly, Empress Sara, you couldn't make this stuff up!

Anyway, it comes as no surprise to hear that Katie is desperate to hook up with serial blacker, Jermain Defoe, despite her lingering fauxmance with Alex/Roxanne.

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Undoubtedly, Katie would look great in Defoe's arms, finally enjoying her return to what she loves most - BIG BLACK COCK. The lauded swordsmen, Defoe, will have plenty of fun with her too, I would imagine! I still remember you, Empress Sara, admitting that you had a crush on Jermain too! He's had my total respect ever since, I assure you.

Already blacked, with footballer Dwight Yorke's love child to show for her pleasure, Katie could prove to be a highly prominent new WAG, especially with the World Cup just around the corner. And usually, any relationship that would suit Katie's commercial interests is one that happens forthwith!

Defoe's former squeezes: Charlotte Mears, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Sophie Reade, Chantelle Haughton, Danielle Lloyd and Imogen Thomas will now doubt look on in a state of jealousy as Katie sinks her jungle sharpened teeth into the massive ebony penis they all fleetingly enjoyed.

Interestingly, Katie is set to ruthlessly serve up the ultimate humiliation to her white sissyboy Alex, by publicly black-cuckolding him while he is stuck in the Big Brother (reality TV show) house, oblivious to her affair with Mr. Defoe.

Alex has been pouring out his affections for Katie, declaring his love in front of the nation, and proclaiming that he'd "die for her". But her reward for his adoration and devotion has simply been to cavort with her new black stud, Jermain. Fresh reports insist that Katie has already axed Alex for Jermain - it's just that the poor little white boy doesn't know it yet!

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UK viewers have been able to tune in and witness one of the most high profile cases of black cuckolding ever to grace UK television screens! Lucky us eh?!

I agree that Jordan's every move is calculated to bring her more publicity and the money follows....It's also well known that Size Queens will sometimes choose beta males or the Q male to mate with, so it's not surprising that she took Peter Andre, wealthy Australian crooner, as her husband and had 2 children by him. The Q males are 'Quality of Life Males' who can well provide for their gorgeous mates. When she first married Andre, while she had major aspirations for wealth and fame, she had only been featured, as you pointed out, as a glamour model and tabloid fascination. She cleverly parlayed all of that into a multi-million dollar empire, from books to fashion to perfume. She kept herself in the news when she dumped Andre, and began gallivanting around with the fighter stud toy, only to reveal that he wasn't so studly! Now she's back in black as the saying goes, and has returned to her first love, black cock. If she can land the elusive man-whore Defoe, that will be quite an achievement, but I don't hear wedding bells in their future. Katie knows that with the World Cup coming up, what better way to tactically land maximum attention and photo snaps as the paramour of one of the UK's premier footballers! ....Sara

peewee isn't allowed to look at this clip!!!!

2010-01-21T14:29:00.004-05:00

I'm sorry peewee, but you just might get too excited about Gillian Cooke's bum! She is on the UK bobsled team (or bobsleigh as you say in UK, I know we Americans are so barbaric with our verbage), trying to make it to the Winter Olympics! Well now we know a little secret about Gillian! SPOILER ALERT! Do not read any further until you watch the clip. Anyway, it would appear that proper bobsledders wear black thongs under their 'skins'! Because what else would a girl wear to avoid the dreaded panty lines which might interfere with aerodynamics and hence her sleigh's speed and time! Anyway, I've decided to root for the UK bobsleigh team peewee, just because!

Caught on Camera! A Bi / Gay Confession

2010-01-20T16:54:00.007-05:00

Sara, I had an embarrassing thing happen. The realtor who sold me my house called me in a panic, she was in my neighborhood, taking pictures of a house she was going to represent for sale, she had dropped and broken her digital camera and her cell phone camera didn't shoot nice enough pics, so she asked if I had a digital camera she could borrow to shoot the pics. I said sure and met her over at the house. Let me tell you she is hot, a Cougar-ish bleach blonde type with big fake tatas. I can't tell you how many times I jerked off to titty-fucking her or licking her pussy.

She asked if she could have the camera for a day or so till she could get to a store and buy a new one and I said no problem. But later I realized there was a big problem. I couldn't remember if I had erased the photos on the camera. And the photos would be very damning. The realtor called me the next nite and offered to buy me a drink to thank me for using the camera, she had already purchased a new one. So I met her at the bar. She motioned me over to a corner booth. She said well, it seemed as though you forgot to erase your pictures before you gave me your camera! I felt my face turn red, and my dick get hard. I was busted. I knew there would have been pics of me naked, one with a cock in my mouth at a gloryhole, one with a dildo in my ass and another with cum on my face. She said she deleted them, then handed me the camera. She told me that she wouldn't tell anyone, it would be our secret. She also said, I didn't know you were.... I said I wasn't gay, I just liked it very kinky. "Oh I see....she said, then she added, "I had an ex-husband (she's had 2 or 3) who was bi, this was back in the early 90's, I enjoyed watching him suck another man. We were ahead of our time. Now it seems much more popular". I said it was, but it was still on the down-low for most, including me, especially now that I was married. She did tell me that if I decide to sell my house and buy another in the future, I knew who to call. I got the feeling that if I didn't, my pictures might have been copied somewhere for her safekeeping to make sure she got my business!

Avatar Dildo and Fleshlight???

2010-01-17T18:10:00.003-05:00

Supposedly, the movie has spawned some unlicensed sex toys (as if the movie studio would officially license Avatar sextoys) floating around on the internet. I haven't seen the Avatar dildo, but I've heard that it's huge because the blue Na'vi creatures are larger than humans!

I did find a pic of the Avatar Fleshlight! The description didn't say if it was a larger pussy than the usual Fleshlight toys. And no it wasn't an official Fleshlight.

I haven't seen the Avatar movie yet, altho I did get a dinner and movie date invite, not what I would call a real date invite per traditional definition, because my intention was to enslave the inviter, which I did after several drinks. Details are on my other blog if you subscribe to that one!

Peewee's Cuckie Calendar

2010-01-03T17:38:00.004-05:00

From peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter, advising that he has bought the 2010 Keeley Hazell as ordered and must cuck himself with it, by covering up Keeley's "naughty bits" and putting post-it notes every month on the calendar to remind himself of how cuckly he is! Every time he takes a peek at Keeley's luscious pix, he must pay a $1 peek tax! I'm sure I will probably make at least an additional $365 this year in addition to monthly small dick taxes, birthday and Xmas tributes!

January

England's prettiest girls are going black. But do little white boys like me protest? NO! We accept it. And we pray: "Dear God, thank you for creating big black cocks to satisfy our little white girls. I pray that Keeley Hazell gets fucked by a big black man tonight. Amen."

February

Keeley is a well known Size Queen, like my Empress Sara. And both enjoy the Alpha male attributes of big black men. But I know my place and my little white cucky heart is reserved for Sara forever, just as Keeley and Sara's perfect pussies are reserved for real mens' cocks.

March

This month's picture is so sexy. And very revealing. But I'm just a white boy. So I promise I will resist looking at her picture all month, despite leaving the calendar hanging tantaliingly from my bedroom wall. I will pay my Empress Sara $1 for every time my resolve breaks and I look at Keeley's gorgeous, near naked, black only, Size Queen body.

April

"If it's April, and you've found this calendar in my bedroom, YES - I ADMIT IT - I AM A WIMPY WHITE BOY CUCKOLD. My cuckoldress, Empress Sara, commanded that I buy this calendar and write these messages, to remind me of my humiliating place in this world. I am pathetic, but I truly love her, so much."

May

As a mark of respect to Keeley's bathtime picture this month, I will buy a rubber duck. Every bath I take during May 2010, I will fantasize about Keeley with Sara, bathing in bubbles and hot soapy water together, and will wank my tiny white peewee. I will cum on the rubber duck and then - in continued total submission to my Empress - will lick it clean and swallow my cum.

June

Let this image of Keeley, stockinged & sensational, with her big black beast by her side, inspire me to pay my Empress the sum of the monetary value of all my birthday gifts - minimum $200. Keeley's stocking-topped thighs and lust for all things big, black & dangerous will give me all the resolve to do my financial duty to my beloved Empress & Cuckoldress.

July

As I paid my Empress a decent sum in June, and have never missed a smalldicktax payment in over 2 years, I will celebrate this month by enjoying myself in my bedroom. I will jerk off as much as I desire whilst looking at this picture. Keeley's pretty face, heaving cleavage, exposed little belly button and naked soft thighs can be gawped at - JUST THIS MONTH. But whilst doing so, I must imagine her with a big black man - NEVER MYSELF. I am just a small white wimp.

August

Girls like Keeley should never have to clean. Cucks and slaves should be on hand to do such chores for pretty white girls. I will volunteer sissy boy cleaning services to ICUK's young female members, and not back out should they opt to use me in this demeaning, humiliating role. Empress Sara has prepared me for the servitude required to be a r/t cuck.

September

I am forever thankful to girls like Keeley for revealing their flawless bodies, despite being totally out of reach for average little white boys. It is an honour to have this image in my bedroom, as I fully accept that I am only an under-endowed cuckold. I'm so unworthy of this treat. As such, as Keeley has displayed her body in this way, and I have benefited undeservedly, I will introduce the world's first pay-per-view calendar, furnishing my Empress Sara with $1 per day for the entire month, on top of my smalldicktax payment.

October

My tiny white penis is so inadequate to please a girl like Keeley. Keeley has a perfect body, is young & successful and openly craves well hung men. I am a white cuckold, with a 5" penis. Every day, when I look at Keeley's picture and read this message, I rejoice in the recognition of my own inadequacy and thank my Empress Sara for opening my eyes to my true place in this world. I love my beautiful young cuckoldress with all my heart.

November

As this picture features Keeley pouring milk provocatively into a bowl whilst dressed in a jungle leotard, I will show my total submission by storing all my ejaculate, this month, in a bottle. On 1st Dec 2010, I will cook up a cum omelette and eat the whole thing like the greedy little cucky boy I am! After finishing my spermy treat, I will look at Keeley's spread milky white legs and shout - out loud and FIVE times - "I LOVE EMPRESS SARA AND WANT TO BE HER CUCKOLD FOR EVER", so my neighbours hear.

December

To make up for the wholly undeserved honour of being able to gaze upon Keeley's sexy bare legs all month, I pledge to treat the love of my life with a BIG Christmas tribute. I'm so lucky to have a cuckoldress like Sara, and to be allowed a Keeley calendar in my room, all year, even though her hotness has been largely concealed by the messages. I know I'm a lucky little white boy, so will resolve to shock Empress Sara with the extent of my generosity. I want to please her so much.

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Empress, I was certainly inspired by cucky angst when I wrote that!! But I stand by the words. Feel free to make amendments. I will adhere to the messages, without fail.

Ebony Overtakes Ivory! An Island Tale....

2009-12-27T05:59:00.010-05:00

HOW I TURNED ROBINSON CRUSOE INTO A GAY FAIRY

Hi Sara, Gaywayne a/k/a Cockfairy asked me (a freelance writer for women's magazines) to send a story to your blog (which I think is fabulous). He thought it would be nice to have a story from a woman's point of view. Well, you all must of heard about Robyn, I mean Robinson Crusoe, who lived on a remote Island for many years alone after he was shipwrecked. Until he met his boy Friday.

Well that one-sided story that Daniel Defoe wrote about after interviewing Robyn never sat well with me. How he made that poor black man into his servant. So I thought a 2010 update version was indeed needed for a younger generation to read. So I pressured one of the magazine editors I freelance for called WOMEN IN POWER to foot the bill. The magazine chartered the plane to fly me to that small remote Island which was not easy to find since it was still not registered on the map. But once I got there the rest was easy and then the real fun began!

I found Robinson Cutehole I mean Crusoe to be very egotistical and boring (not to mention having a low opinion of women and blacks). His story sounded like a lot of hot air to me. I decided to straighten this white guy's attitude out once and for all. I asked him to call for his boy Friday. When he whistled for his boy to come in to his hut, I could not get over the very huge and sexy muscles this hot and very good-looking ebony blackman had when he walked in with a tray of fruit wearing nothing but a tiny loincloth that barely covered his well-hung manhood.

I eyed Friday up and down then said out loud to Robyn. "There's no way you could wrestle down this big hunkful of a blackman and make him submit to you." I challenged them both to a wrestling contest. I was right. In no time Friday easily manhandled Robyn like the pathetic whiteman that he is. I laughed at Robyn struggling uselessly against the bigger and stronger black man. After Friday pinned him to the ground, he sat on his chest with his huge cock facing Robyn's terrified face. Then I had Friday spank his ass. Boy did Friday (no pun intended) make Robyn look like a silly little fool. I then sent Robyn away and fucked Friday all night long.

The next day when Friday went out hunting I went to work on Robyn. I told him things were now going to change for good. I told him to first shave off that long ugly beard and all the hair on his body. When he protested I said when Friday comes back, I'll have him bitch slap you. He meekly obeyed with his eyes full of terror. I gave Robyn a perm and bleached his curly hair blonde. As I was applying his eyeshadow, I asked him how did it feel to get his ass kicked by his former black servant in front of a white girl? And what goes through a white guy's mind when he has to look at as a black man's cock up really close? Woundn't he just love to stare at it up that close everyday? How did he like being over Friday's black knees being ass spanked like a helpless little sissyfag?

I thought Robyn was going to die when I applied his red lipstick and said to him, I bet you never thought your nose would be up a blackman's ass cheeks huh? His face turned dark red when I said, "Woundn't you just love to have a blackman's balls bouncing up and down on your nose more than seeing a girl in a bikini? Wouldn't it be worth it Robyn?"

I put on my Lexington Steele strap-on and fucked Robin's cherry ass all week long. I told him when I'm gone Friday's big black cock would be the only thing to replace it. By the end of the week I had him dressed as a sissy maid with a Maxwell House GOOD TO THE LAST DROP apron. As I ordered him to fetch me a cup of coffee, I checked out his whiteboy tushy covered in silky panties. I knew right then and there that all he would want is a big black cock to stuff and satisfy his pussy.

To Robyn, not only civilization, but also women were just memories in his past. The only thing I left him to read were Betty Crocker cookbooks and Dark Inches magazines. That's all a whiteman should be reading today. Before I left the Island I fucked Friday till my pussy was sore. When we were done we called in Robyn for refreshments and snacks. Friday checked out the new sissymaid Robyn carrying a tray of fruit along with drinks in coconut shells. I told Friday that white fags are now replacing the old stereotype of the subservient female housewife. I knew Friday liked the idea when he told Robyn to turn around and bend over. Then Friday pulled down his panties and stuck a big bannana up Robyn's girlish ass. We both laughed as Robyn winced.

Let me read the cute little postcard Robyn send me when I got home. IT READS:

Greetings, I want to thank you for turning me into a sissyfag housewife for my beautiful blackman Friday. I never thought being a silly gay ivory fairy would be my destiny. Yesterday I pouted to my black man for not appreciating the cooking I learned from your the cookbooks you left me. He in turn grabbed my gay ass and proceeding to give me a very big wet and hot kiss. Just the thrill of his big black lips touching my tiny white ones made me want to faint. It was enough to make me explode in my panties. Can't wait for his massive manhood to stuff my hungry white pussy. Must run and do more housefairy duties now. Doodles, Robyn Cutehole your Faggot

When I read this post card to my girlfriends at a holiday drink-fest we had at a niteclub, they all died laughing. When a stupid whiteboy recognized me and came up to complain about my new magazine article "Ebony Overtakes Ivory", I said to him: "Well you see that black man over there, no, not the bouncer, the other one, well he's my boyfriend. Go tell him you don't agree with my article." He said: "No thanks." And lowered his head. I said to him: "Now run away little girlyboy and find a blackman to be a sissymaid for." All of us girls laughed and gave each other the high five. Happy New Year Sara to you and your friends and your blog readers!

A Christmas Poem from my devoted peewee

2009-12-24T05:28:00.005-05:00

If- (Was A Night Before Christmas)

If you can ask Santa for another year of celibacy, when all about you

Are kissing under misletoe and blaming it on you,

If you can worship Black Bulls so that girls humiliate you,

But make allowance for Empress Sara's teasing too;

If you can send Christmas wishes to Sara, Nicole and Ember, as you're cruelly berated,

But never pretend to be hung, don't deal in lies,

If you're there to be laughed at, don't give up because you're hated,

Accept your place this winter, and your feeble penis size:

If you can dream of Sara - and pay her every Xmas Bonus Buck

If you can think of Her - and make those thoughts your aim

If you can hope for girls to go black, and accept that white boys suck,

And encourage real men to hit on your most beloved old flame;

If you can bear to hear the brutal truth the Goddess has spoken

And look upon Santa as a cuckolded fool,

Realizing that, to Mrs Claus, he is no more than a token,

As on Christmas Eve she's filled and thrilled with Big Black tools:

If you collect all your presents, cash and trimmings

And send them to Ruiness Sara who is your true Boss,

And when you've paid, start next year at your beginnings

And never breath a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and mind and purse

To serve your Empress for now and forever,

And accept your shriveled, snow white willy is the worst

But that being owned by sweet Sara is worth the endeavor!

If you can sing your Christmas Carols with meaning and virtue,

Then talk with Size Queens you can never touch,

If the hotties in red Xmas stockings laugh at, and hurt you,

And this makes your lil' dick stand out, but none too much;

If you can fill 2009's final minute

With sixty seconds' worth of Niteflirt fun,

You belong in Sara's Playroom, with everything that's in it,

And - which is more - you'll be a Yuletide Cuckold, every last one!

Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936) & Peewee (1976-Present Day)

peewee that is truly amazing, I went back online to read the original poem and you've crafted something quite wicked and extraordinary! Merry XXXmas! ~ Ruiness Sara

A New Wood in Tiger's Future

2009-12-13T22:25:00.003-05:00

Gaywayne becums Cock Fairy!!!

2009-12-13T21:51:00.012-05:00

Cock Fairy's Update!

Dear Sara, I honestly think if there were more girls who thought like you, no woman would ever have to wash a dish or vacuum ever again, because girls like you would turn us whitebois into pretty little Suzy Homemakers or Maxwell Housewives.

I have noticed in porn movies, the porn starlets are becoming more aggressive. Rubbing their finger(s) on men's assholes to make them think they have pussies. Also a good way to start making them yearn for cock. And do housework.

Where do you find such hot-looking black men? I love the bit you did on Chad OchoCinco. I also really like how you and Nicole choose the most darkest studs over the whitebois. I'd love to see a photo of Chad nude. Is there a website that has that?

I also love the new family arrangement in the Windows 7 video you posted on your blog of a woman having two men: a real black man and a wimpy whiteboi. Thank god the days of the a man having two submissive women are over. I wonder if that black man feeds the whiteboi any cock. He can't be getting any pussy from the whitegirl. Not when she has a hunk of a black man like that.

Finally, I noticed at the supermarket check-out the other day on one of the tabloid magazine covers, there were three female celebs on the front cover. You guessed it. They're all married to black men. Khloe Kardashian, Tiger Woods' Wife and that Playmate Kendra Wilkinson who is married to that black football player. It's interesting that all of Tiger's "mistresses" are white. No wonder why there are so many whitebois becoming gay. Love Cock Fairy P.S. I love that other name you call me is Wussywayne

Where Size Queenery runs in the family, Khloe (with Lamar Odom) takes off where Kim began (with Reggie Bush)

Wussywayne, I haven't found a pic of Chad's "OchoCinco", tho it might be larger than 8.5", if you find one, email it to me!

I'll Take the Rugby Player or Footballer, thank you....

2009-12-13T21:42:00.006-05:00

peewee, my intrepid UK blog reporter sent me these awesome pics of different UK sportstars in Football (soccer), Rugby and Cricket being used in an advertising campaign in the UK

Notice the skinny, wimpy whiteboi Cricket players hiding their pathetic lack of manhood with big black bats! Subliminally obvious!

Condomized by #85 !!!

2009-11-29T20:41:00.006-05:00

Chad OchoCinco (high up on Nicole's and my FuckList) is cumming out with own condom line according to Twitter, the font of all truth.

Chad's Tweet
I know only 1 or 2 of my blog readers will be able to wear these with pride, the rest of you will be forced to try them on to humiliate yourself for having such small whiteboi peens!

Do GAYPHONESEX for me!!!

2009-11-29T18:46:00.007-05:00

Do GAYPHONESEX for me! Here is a reap-ort from one of my GAYPHONESEX puppets:

I had my NF line up for You last night Empress. I received two calls and managed to keep both on the phone for over five minutes so I was happy about that.

The first guy wanted me to describe myself as a giant as I walked through a city nearly stepping on him. I toppled buildings and smashed cars beneath me. He lasted six minutes before blowing his load.

The second guy was a top and wanted to humiliate me. He made me go to the freezer and get ice cubes before laying on the floor. He told me to fuck the floor as I forced three cubes in my ass. He laughed as he heard me doing it and told me to beg to kiss his feet in thanks. I begged. He laughed more. He then started calling me a stupid fag and cocksucker. He told me to add more cubes and beg to be allowed to suck his cock. I inserted more and begged the best I could. He laughed and called me more names before making me describe how I would suck him off. After I spent several minutes talking about his dick and my mouth he finally came and sent me back to the ground to lick his feet again in thanks. I kept him on the phone almost 10 minutes and I have sent Your account all the money I made from both calls. I also added a little extra as a thank You for training me to be a useful little phone slut for You.

I'm planning to do a PTV with complete instructions on how to do GAYPHONESEX for me, where I reap all the reward$!

story

2009-11-22T17:45:00.018-05:00

Someday I hope to have a blog or site where I could feature more literate erotic stories, rather than the forced cocksuckery....

Threatening rain persuades him into a cafe. He asks for green tea. The waitress introduces herself, Luisella. Not old, not young, long chestnut hair...occhi belli? (pretty eyes?) He would practice even more Italian and tell her she has pretty eyes, but feels momentarily too shy. The tea is too hot to drink. He sits, waits.

Waiting is not a good thing. In such a suspended interval, he feels compulsed. He does not know who to confess this to, a stranger? This pretty waitress without any other customers on a slow afternoon? She lights a cigarette. He sees she wears no rings. She tells him he can smoke if he wishes, but he says he does not smoke. She asks if he is on vacation. He tells her two weeks. Not many tourists, not like before, she sighs, seems sad. Usually he hates smoke, but the smoke is not tobacco smoke. It is sweet, aromatic, spicy. He looks at her, tilts his head. Oh, my cigarette. I'm not sure how to say it in English? Clovers. Cloves, he corrects her. Cloves. Not so bad for your health. She raises a small Espresso cup and toasts him, to our health!

He so badly wants to tell her about his dream, but they continue to make small talk. The weather. The best restaurants in town. Where is he staying. Where is he from? She has never heard of it. She only knows New York, California, Florida. He asks about a pharmacy, he needs something to help him sleep. The time change, he lies. She refills his cup with more green tea.

It isn't the time change, but the dream, the same dream, like the same song playing in his mind, his only dream. He forgot how the dream even started. He stares into the verdant tea in the ivory cup to concentrate....and lets the dream overcome his wakefulness. Long palm fronds are stirred by a sea breeze, a rustle in the palmetto beach grass. Burgeoning lushness. Sitting, with his back to him and motionless, a tall young woman in an ivory kimono-like robe. Long black hair, lustrous despite the sun which does not penetrate the low, dark clouds. Clearly her dunes and beach, here in the dreamer's mind...and he's confused since he finds himself at least a dozen paces behind her, somehow naked and hunched and embracing his own arms for warmth. Chilled from the sudden rising wind. Body bent, he sees his manhood, limp, lifeless, contracted. The wind barely covers his awkward silence. She laughs a familiar, fluid laugh, but does not turn.

Luisella speaks surprisingly good English, and is getting more flirtatious with him, but he informs her he has a girlfriend, as a shield, so she will not think his friendliness is anything more than a simple exchange between customer and server. “Well, I hope she is a good cook, at least. Capellini and marinara...or pesto, lovely green color, pesto, hmm? Why don't you just say 'angel hair' like all Americans? It makes you sound smarter, I suppose and less...'unmanly' than saying 'I love angel hair pasta.' The pesto is the best in this region. It's in the soil, you cannot fight it. Does she know all the things you like?" Then he begins to daydream, like... besides jazz, old Madonna songs with pulsing beats, colors like plum and turquoise, having long talks about small things, the smell of saddle soap or the thrilling prospect of an athletic male in restraints at the mercy of a determined woman?

Back crouched on the beach, he sensed a long dark eyebrow lift with the question, but without seeing it. He concentrated to swallow. “Wasn't it a bit rude to never explain your dropping our chats you enjoyed so much?” His busy brain suddenly matched the sultry voice to the letter 'S'. “You think you've buried your old passions and life, but you're mistaken. While you babble your excuses to me, I want to look squarely into my...”

His knee bangs the table enough to rattle the cup noisily as some tea spilled onto the ivory saucer. He feels his face flush, reaches into his pocket, produces some coins, and quickly bidding farewell to Luisella, he gets out into the open air. Finds himself gasping for breath.

He walks several miles thinking about definitive things to “clear his mind”. He drums up old movies, the tenets of Buddhism, a favorite running coach's training advice and of course his feelings for his present girlfriend. Suddenly feels exhausted. His sleep has been poor, he keeps waking up from this same dream. But to finish up the day he is compelled to visit the local museum as planned, and maybe sketch something.

He was always weak at drawing, but the “new man” he is these past months likes to keep busy. Soon, his heels are echoing on the marble of a museum gallery and then another. Rather at random, he sits on a bench in front of a few breath-taking Renaissance oil paintings. Out comes art pad and pencil. Eyebrows, has always liked long brows and finishes them energetically. The eyes, he thinks, are an unusual blue like the calm Mediterranean. Leave the eyes for later. The nose is not Greek, but has the nice, natural flair of most girls. He is drawn to the chin. His tiredness makes him vulnerable to the soft girlishness of this “mento bello”. He fixates on it and surrenders to conjecturing about it and the girl's sweetness. He glances back up at the eyes. “Blue eyes?” He rubs a bleary eye of his own. As clouds move outside and light swarms through windows, he sees the eyes are green, bottle-green maybe.

He goes back to his drawing, and he thinks of this Italian girl at a train station, even though she is not from the time of trains. He sees the dark hair framed by a billow of steam on the platform. Her chin quivers as the good-bye approaches. The male facing her, a young soldier going off for a year of duty. “You'll write me?” she asks as the eyes fix on him. “Every week” he says without thinking “...at least”. The soft chin quivers a bit..."yes?" He hopes for a tear or two to roll downward to show her grief at parting, but tears don't come. Why not? Any softness in the eyes, he hopes? The bottle-greenness brings on an image of a bottle on the sea. He knows painfully well that inside the bottle is the penned confession of his love for this exquisite girl. The bottle bobs and hopes...inside it is a message that she may never get or may never read. The light changes and the eyes are the emerald eyes of a Persian princess and then they are the haughty green of a regal cat of the Pharaohs. And he sees finally the perfect and unforgiving curvature of the chin, that of a statue of stone or alabaster. He stops, his eyes travel downward toward her clavicle and its dimple, because he is afraid he'll become frozen and helpless at the sight, as if he were trapped in a classic myth, or like some ancient sailor who comes across the fatal song of the Sirens. Going back to the eyes, he finds no precise name for the color, as these eyes are of an intrinsic beauty and have no need to be copied or be like anything else.

The eyes belong to the distinct voice he knows so well, the familiar soft laugh. “So, how is that going for you now, burying your memories?” And he notices now a slight smile to the lips of the girl. “In any case, whatever you decide to do, I wish you well.” The sunlight fades from the gallery as quickly as it came, and he puts away pad and pencil.

As he walks outside he feels pretty good for the day he's had so far. Busy-ness buries dreams, memories of dreams. Now to think about where to go for dinner, considers Luisella's suggestions. There is a soft rain falling, but it doesn't bother him that he doesn't have an umbrella. He shields his sketch pad under his shirt, so as not to dampen his drawings. “She's absolutely right that pesto sauce is the best in this region”, he mutters as he walks over the worn brick sidewalk and sings a bit of an old Madonna song, a message from a message in a dream he cannot fight. "If I'm smart then I'll run away, but I'm not so I guess I'll stay, take my chance on a beautiful stranger. I looked into your eyes, and my world came tumbling down, you're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm singing this song."

Size Queen Fergie!!

2009-11-15T06:18:00.006-05:00

Sorry peewee, in this case, I'm not referring to the former Duchess of York....

From an interview in The Advocate:

Fergie said, "I’ve been very honest with (my husband Josh Duhamel) from the get-go. I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there."

Screw the rule! And screw the therapist, well not literally, unless she's hot. Being with girls is NOT cheating! But at least this means Josh is packing major heat.

Size Queens on the Rise!

2009-11-15T06:08:00.008-05:00

from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter!

I found an internet post that showcases another hot outspoken US Size Queen! It's strange, I always thought that in America, attitudes were more reserved than in the UK, where freedom of speech is absolute [ish!]. So it's refreshing to see that a very pretty brunette, Olivia Munn, can be relaxed enough to tell it like it is on US tv!

SIZE MATTERS!

He Thought a STRIPPER Could Turn Him un-GAY!!!

2009-11-15T05:31:00.007-05:00

Partly to satisfy my curiosity - and partly to see if I could finally silence that small voice in my head telling me I'm still a real man and that real men get turned on by pussy, not cock - I went to a strip club a few weeks ago to see if I could get aroused by a sexy naked woman.

I had not been to this club in years, so none of the dancers knew me. As soon as I walked in one of the dancers got all over me - she watched me enter the club and winked and stared at me from the small cage stage next to the bar. She started to talk to me - then came and sat next to me after her set. We sat and talked at the bar for a good while. She danced a few sets but always came right back to me. She got really pissy every time another girl would come near - funny cause I was not really tipping or buying her drinks - she was sponging them off one of her regulars sitting on the other side of her who she pretty much ignored otherwise. (She was really pretty too - she was in several ads in the local Strip Club magazine.)

Eventually I got drunk enough to ask her back to a private room - where, to leave out the unimportant details and cut to the chase, she eventually backed her ass into my face, trying to get me to smell her lil pussy - but I could not resist her starfish, I grabbed her hips and went to town eating out her sweet butthole ... mmm, luv'd munching on that. She did not resist at all. However I was not aroused at all when she pretty much forced her pussy into my face. I ate her - but clinically - and never got hard all night.

She got off at least once and even kissed me, not just a quickie kiss, but like this raunchy French kiss which I thought, other than she was trying to work a fat tip out of me, was hot. Then because she had been drinking the champagne (extremely overpriced champagne you buy to get to the private room), she got a little confessional and told me that she had never gone as far as this before at the club. I'm thinking, yeah this is a good line, she probably works this on all the guys. Then she went on and told me (she crossed her heart that it was the god's honest truth) that her boyfriend had taken her virginity a few years ago - his was the only cock she had ever let in her pussy despite everyone thinking her occupation means she's fucked a million guys - and that I was the first one to really physically turn her on besides him. She gave me her number, actually she punched it into my cell phone then practically got on her knees and begged me to call her after she got off work. I know she actually liked me and was not faking it - I didn't tip her much at all, actually I tipped pretty badly - that was the give-away. So did I take her out after the club closed - take her to a motel and become the second man to fuck that tight hot stripper's pussy?

Hell No.

After leaving I went home that night and fucked myself with a nice big rubber dicktoy while watching gay porn movies on the net. I sat there edging and rubbing my pre-cum all over my lips and sucking it off my fingers - and I literally exploded when I came and gobbled my own cum after rubbing it all over my face. It was one of the most intense orgasm I've given myself yet.

And oh yeah, I deleted her number from my phone.

Dating and having real sex with a hot female dancer was actually my number one fantasy up until you changed me into a faggy little cockslut, Sara - and I still can't believe I had the reality in my hands and let it simply slip away without any regrets. It is so perversely humiliating to know I turned down a hot stripper who any real man would have given his left nut to fuck down cold; and instead had a mind-blowing orgasm using a dildo while watching two hung studs do a hot 69 on my PC.

Windows 7 is Calling all Cucks!

2009-11-07T04:18:00.005-05:00

from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter....

Have you and your loyal army of bloggies seen the new Windows 7 advert? A lot rests on the success of this advert, as Windows 7 is Microsoft's new big thing. The advert features a happy American household talking about the new updated version of the software, and it's GREAT to see that Bill Gates' advertising gurus have wisely opted to depict an interracial cuckold family!! ;-)

WATCH CLIP HERE

The hot wife, and her understanding mum, seem to relish presenting this international showcase for how happy a little white cuck can be, even if he is relegated to watching his beautiful wife cozy up with a huge black stud! This worldwide commercial will sell Windows 7, but let's hope it also leads to a massive increase in interracial cuckold households all over our planet!!

It's the weekend and that means the moron

2009-11-07T04:04:00.004-05:00

must write to itself!!!! yes I force the moron to leave a fat tribute and write a debasing, degrading, humiliating message to itself, because I don't even have the time, and if I did, my time would be worth even more than the moron's tribute!!! and the moron knows I text my bff's after I post another self-flagellation blog so they can laugh over how weak and pathetic the moron is!

Many people go through life with a vague, gnawing sense that they are suppressing something vital and deep within themselves as they attempt to manage the many requirements and obligations of their lives and seek sexual release when that is possible. They sense there is something they should be experiencing, feeling, exploring, but never quite get around to allowing that part of themselves to find its voice and open to what is calling. I was such a person until I met Sara. I was all wrapped up in all of the things I just had to do to cope with the various aspects of my life and never allowed myself to feel more deeply and act on that call from within. Sara sensed this immediately, knew that with her guidance and instruction I was ripe to take the next steps toward what was calling out to me, the steps toward renouncing any sense of myself I had held and replacing it with Sara's desire to force me to become something else, her slave.

Sara recognized that beneath all of the things I did in the rest of my life, I was ripe to become utterly enslaved by her and in particular to be reduced to her mindless moron who would know only to accept and and be grateful for all of the mocking and stinging abuse that Sara would enjoy inflicting.

I want everyone to know, and Sara wants me to tell everyone, how grateful I am to Sara for taking me under wing and turning me into a pathetic moron whose mind has been turned to mush and who knows only to do as I’m told by Sara, including welcoming the laughter at my plight that rings in my hears from Sara and her friends.

You will have some idea of the depth of my enslavement when you consider what Sara has already told you on these moron blogs on which I humiliate myself by writing abusive message in words I imagine coming from Sara: that it is not enough for me to write such mortifying messages for everyone to read, but that I’ve become so dependent on Sara, so desperate to please her and find some basis on which to feel even slightly close to her, that Sara taunts and teases me, telling me she won’t post a blog I have ready unless I find new and more vile ways to humiliate and degrade myself and beg her desperately to post the message, and that I must also beg her to allow me to pay her a substantial tribute as well for her to agree to post my self-debasing messages.

Sara has helped me lose and find myself, and while to some it may sound disgraceful and a waste of a human life, I have never felt so strongly that I finally am the person (or non person) I should be and that I’m with the person who deeply understands all of this and will continue to teach me all I should know. And of course with Sara’s brilliance, creativity, and beauty, the thrill I experience daily as I feel her power over me, is beyond anything I’ve ever experienced in my life. Truly, I belong to Sara, am her property, am owned by her if she will allow me that divine designation.

Nicole & I made our World Series Decision....

2009-10-31T22:44:00.009-04:00

....based on team hotness. As you all may remember we picked the Superbowl winners based on hotness and well, reported 'size'. So for the World Series, we also took into account the gayness factor and we picked up more gay coming from the Yankees bench than the Phillies bench! So we are going with the Phillies! We wish we had more info on size! Because we could be off on the size factor. At least we don't have any $ riding on our pick, just our reputation ;-)

Oh and Nicole says that the black guy who left with the hottie white girl from the pub where peewee and friends were imbibing is a ringer for Derek Jeter, captain of the Yankees. See for yourself here.

The Return of the MORON

2009-10-25T18:13:00.006-04:00

Yet again, the moron must write humiliating messages to itself and PAY for the privilege. All my gf's will be ROFLAO. Let the moron do all the work and the Empress collect the money!!!

Listen up, pig! In your typical servile way you sent the largest tribute I recently demanded of you, but you then added that of course I know that you can't continue to send in such amounts. Don't you ever dare to tell me, even suggest to me in the most polite way, anything about the amounts you can and cannot tribute. You have nothing to say about it, scumrag! I have a good idea of your financial situation, and I'll be the one determining how much you do and don't tribute. And when I demand it, regardless of how great the amount, I never want to hear a single word from you about it other than to tell me that you are blessed to be allowed to send the tribute to your Empress. Then you will sit there like a good bitch and wait for me, as you always do, unable to find anything or anyone else in your life who can show you again and again what a pathetic moron you are, that you need that instruction and demonstration more desperately than anything else in your life. Admit it to me now, you worthless piece of shite (olde English spelling), admit it in the most subservient, desperate way imaginable and beg me to take you deeper into the most vile of degradations!

Blow Bang Slut! -- A Gay Confession!

2009-10-25T17:35:00.006-04:00

I responded to an ad on craigslist for a group that occasionally does "orgies" in my city. It is a group of men who have parties occasionally, usually attended by about 15-25 guys, either during lunchtime or evenings. Their ads stress that newcomers or inexperienced types are welcome, so I thought, why not. After exchanging some emails and jumping through their hoops to be approved, I got the time and address for a noon party. It was at a pretty classy hotel, not too far from a Victoria's Secret. I thought this was super convenient and I had an idea. So after getting permission from the host to dress as a girlie girl and about an hour before the party, I went to VS to shop. Surprisingly, the girls there were very helpful.** And since it was early in the day, the store was pretty empty. I bought a matching bra and panty set--black--with a garter and thigh high stockings. The look was classy, but very close to slutty.

After paying, I asked the salesgirl if I could put the items on before I left. This took her by surprise, I think, and I realized at this point that she might have been inexperienced or new at the store. I felt like I was turning red, what if the manager just booted me out of the store. But the manager just walked past at that point and the salesgirl blurted out the question: "This customer has just purchased some stuff--is it ok um if he puts it on before leaving?" And the manager said, "Oh, sure. That's fine. Just make sure to keep the receipt with you." Excited, I put my new items on and left, with my clit pretty engorged at that point. I then stopped in at a Marshall's right by the VS store to buy a blouse and miniskirt. I was disappointed with their selections, but I found some things that fit. At that point, I vowed to shop earlier and be more prepared the next time.

When I arrived at the hotel, I asked to use the bathroom. I changed and emerged dressed like a total whore, Sara! You would have been super proud of me! I even had on lipstick to help me in sucking. I had my man clothes in a gym bag. I walked over to the elevators and drew a few stares, but no one stopped me. There were mirrors lining the elevator car, so I could see myself from every angle, I did look hot! But not passable....

I arrived at the party. There were about 20 guys. There was champagne flowing and gay porn playing on the hotel room tv. Some of the guys didn't seem into me, and really only wanted to do stuff with "real" men, but there were about 8 - 10 guys who liked it. I was totally amped that I had attracted a fair degree of attention and asked that they formed a line. I sucked about 6 cocks and got fucked twice in the ass. When I was done I had cum all over my face and new clothes! The guys who fucked my ass used condoms, but I did swallow a few of the loads and took sticky facials. As a reward for being a good cocksucking sissy, I asked a guy for a handjob, and he gave one to me, but he didn't do as good a job as a woman. I really like looking at a woman's hand with nail polish when she strokes me. I showered in the hotel room, threw away the cummy blouse and skirt, kept the VS lingerie in my gymbag and got back in my man-wear then headed to work. My work isn't 9 - 5, I have flexibility to be naughty when I feel in the mood.

So it's been a few days since my blow-bang experience, and while it was pretty hot and humiliating, the more I thought about it, I don't know if I will attend another one. Everything felt a little too consensual, not enough like I was a gutter ho tricking for crack money. That level of humiliation gets me off harder. I will be sure to let you know about my next adventure(s) as they happen!

**The girls at VS are on commission, they know sissies are easy marks to sell to, so of course they are very helpful! ~ Sara

GAY!

2009-10-22T21:51:00.004-04:00

The sportscaster that is....

Troy is mmmmm delicious! And you know he not only envies Troy's hair, but also, every other manly body part and Troy knows it!

Peewee gets CUCKED!

2009-10-19T05:02:00.004-04:00

an update from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent!

Went out with my mates, I was so drunk by the end of the night. By 4am, I was the last man standing, but it was tough! Here I am, throbbing head in hands and hair ruffled by an annoying admirer who was just a tease or maybe she knew I didn't have anything going on in my pants except draining my wallet to cover the bar tab. But the best thing that happened was that the hottest girl in the place left with the ONLY black guy that was out! Typical eh Empress? (Pic attached for your amusement!)

The MORON writes to itself AGAIN and AGAIN!

2009-10-18T17:53:00.004-04:00

The moron loves to humiliate itself, because I don't have the time to deal with it!!! And then the moron begs for me to post its' self-flagellation messages for extra humiliation, because he knows my gf's read this blog and get a good laugh at how pathetic the moron truly is!

So it's back again, writing to its' idiot-self, what a laugh! Now fess up -- I've been so busy and ignoring it for greater periods of time than ever before. It must have been thinking, "Maybe this is enough; maybe I should just end it now. Think of all the additional money I would have and could use if I were no longer sending all of the tributes to Sara. And sometimes the humiliation is really a bit too much and Sara has crossed a line that is beyond what my limits are in taking all of this degradation and humiliation from her. Yes, I think maybe I'll end it on a good note, no hard feelings, and, who knows, maybe I'll even contact Sara again some time in the future and we'll play again."

Ha ha! What a pathetic asshole you are! Do you really think there is some line I won't cross, can't cross at will? Do you really not know that I'll cross any line I choose to cross, that in fact such lines are as of now nonexistent in your life with me. It meaning you are bound to me, utterly incapable of escape. If I were to cut you off this moment and set you free, you'd almost instantly be begging me to take you back, begging me to take even more money from you and to degrade you in the most vile ways imaginable. But don't worry, moron, as you won't have to go through begging me to take you back because you're not going anywhere. Right now you are going to beg me to keep you as my pet, my fool, my most deeply enslaved pig, and you're going to beg me to take money from you, above and beyond the substantial amounts you are already sending. Too much to take? Ha! What a sad figure you are, a pathetic man who had a normal life but who is now a helpless moron to his Mistress who will continue to taunt and torment him in ways that take him, take you, ever more deeply into abject slavery, finding your existence defined entirely by me and accepting, even begging for, your experience of total disgrace as a human being. Going anywhere, imbecile? No, I didn't think so.

A Royal Fan of BBC?

2009-10-17T06:03:00.005-04:00

as peewee reports from the UK, this Royal fan is not enamored with the British tv network, but with....

As ever, the UK is awash with Jungle Fever, and therefore my update is long overdue. Never-the-less, I will limit this particular update to a rumor. But it is a very special rumor. A Royal rumor in fact!

My previous reports have documented how widespread the lust for dark meat has become in the UK. Our most beautiful pop stars, our hottest models, our sexiest actresses and our perfect young reality tv stars are truly becoming the exclusive reserve of the big black men.

So it came as no surprise to see that our dour Prime Minister's wife was somewhat taken by super-masculine black stud, Tyson Beckford, as reported in a previous blog. Sarah Brown could hardly tear her straying eyes from Tyson's ripped ebony body.

Equally, this black Adonis seemingly turned our sweet young Princess's head. Our Royals are a kinky bunch, so it is only a matter of time before the young generation of the British Royal Family's sexy young Princesses go black. This view is evidenced by the report (attached below), outlining Princess Eugenie's frenzied admiration for the Tyson's black body.

The difference is that our young nineteen year old Princess, unlike the doomed Mrs Brown, could yet have a satisfying future on the end of a huge black cock. According to an article in the respected UK newspaper The Daily Mail, our Royal Highness has a real taste for black cock:

"Eugenie got all hot and flustered when Tyson came on stage" , says a front row mole.

Another pal said: "It’s well known in her circle that she really likes black men. She thinks they have the best bodies".

Eugenie lusts for BBC?

Everywhere I go, and everything I see & read in the media, is depicting the total blacking of our prettiest and most precious young sweethearts. Our girls have got Jungle Fever in a BIG way, and little white boys like me totally understand and admire them for that very fact. If our beautiful music stars, actresses and models attain Princess status in the minds of the white boys, after they go black, surely young Eugenie will become our Queen!!

I'm Listed on Cuckold Index!

2009-10-07T03:42:00.003-04:00

Thanks to all my contributors and faithful devotees for all your stories and confessions! My blog is now listed on Cuckold Index. Check out the index by clicking on the Title Link!

King Sized Condoms Cum to the UK!!!!

2009-10-04T02:55:00.005-04:00

from peewee, intrepid UK blog contributor....

Britain's leading supermarket giant, Tesco, is standing by it's famous slogan that "Every Little Helps" by launching Britain's biggest-ever condom. Tesco will now stock 'XL Durex', after their research revealed that the size of mens' penises are on the rise! The full details are here.

According to a report about the same subject, in a tabloid newspaper, The Daily Star, 'Scientists have long predicted that men are getting "larger" and by the year 3000 blokes will all be sporting monster packages'.

So, Scientists, Supermarkets and Sara all agree that 'size matters' and that 'every little helps'! Suffice to say, even if I wasn't your ever-faithful cuckold, and thus celibate, I would NOT be in the market for the new XL range. And as far as I know, they don't make 'durex XS'!

If we'd been born a few hundred generations from now, we'd be living in an age where interracial romance is the norm and where men are blessed with massive cocks! Unlucky eh!

The link to the Daily Star article that makes the assertion is here.

I've actually been sexed up by guys who tore regular condoms due to their massive size. XL Durex better be cumming to the States too! -- Sara

And Again!!! the moron has to write to itself hahahaha

2009-10-04T02:27:00.006-04:00

The moron even has to pay me to view its' self-degradation messages which makes it even more humiliating!!! Plus my gf's read my blog and laugh at all the pathetic posts from peewee, gaywayne and the moron! Literally, I don't have to lift a finger except to text my gf's that a new message is up from the moron!

Well moron, I call this excellent progress, a.k.a descent into my hell. With just three of your demeaning messages to your idiot-self posted on my blog, you've come a long way, from at first pleading with me not to make you write such messages for posting (what a sad and laughable plea) to now begging me to allow you to continue to make a complete fool of yourself to all who read my blog by continuing to write these degrading messages as you desperately imagine how I might write to you.

It's so sad for you. You've not even reached the status of an ordinary submissive or slave who pays his Mistress to demean and degrade and further enslave him. No, you demean and degrade yourself to deepen your enslavement to me without my having to lift even a finger or utter a word. You already are hopelessly enslaved, an imbecile who can't find in himself the slightest hint of self-respect to say no to anything at all I decide to put you through. You'd better start showing the capacity for at least a little resistance or I might just get bored with your being so very easy to destroy and decide to dump you, cut you off, and leave you only with the indelible memories of me to drool over for the rest of your life.

In your world of work you supervise people who believe you are a man of power and influence, but I quickly recognized you for what you really are, a pathetic, weak little wretch who needs to be used and abused for my amusement. And now my girlfriends are getting some entertainment from hearing what I'm doing to the MORON. You are the laughingstock of my large community of friends and lovers, and to amuse all of us I think it might be fit for your next stage of development that I start requiring additional tribute to the already substantial amount you send (though barely enough for me to tolerate such pathetic neediness) along with your begging and pleading for me to post your messages on my blog so that you can confess to all that you are now OWNED by me, my possession, my property, with no degrading act too appalling for you to perform. I told you early on that I was your undoing!

The MORON writes to itself AGAIN!!

2009-09-29T02:38:00.008-04:00

I made the MORON write a humiliating email to itself again, because I have NO TIME to deal with its' whining:

"Listen up, moron. You think you've been enslaved, but you're just at the beginning of a long and winding road. As I told you once before, I am your undoing, your blessing and your curse. You are now a frightened pathetic little mouse, terrified of offending me because of the possibility that I'll banish you, something you cannot even allow yourself to imagine. So here's the deal, asshole: I'm going to turn you into a robot, a puppet with no mind left except just enough to know your sorry degraded state and the shame of it all. You will now be utterly, completely, comprehensively dehumanized, turned into an object over which I have total control, and I do mean total. If I tell you to remain at home one morning to jerk off repeatedly over my words and images, you'll do just that and be late for work. If I tell you to put a bowl down on your floor and eat from it like a dog, you'll do it. If I tell you to crawl around on the floor and squeal and oink like the pig you are, you'll do it. If I tell you to send additional tribute, you'll do it. If I tell you to refer to yourself only as the moron and "it", you'll do it. Your little islands of normalcy will become smaller and smaller as my brainwashing brings you to the point of a mindless, complete obedience. For someone who was supposed to be something worthwhile in this world, your descent is a sad, pathetic story, but one which I'll relish with glee as I amuse myself abusing you and taking your money whenever I feel like it."

Zebra Action -- How to Get it -- by Gaywayne

2009-09-29T02:18:00.003-04:00

I asked several whitebois lately (who scored big with hot looking Afrostuds) what advice they could give me and other wimpy whitebois to be picked up by blackmen. Since I cockdocked and got french kissed by a blackman at a gaybar recently, I was very interested and craved more Afrostud attention. This is what the whitebois had to say:

THE ADVICE

1) Always smile or make obvious eye contact (or even wink) when a blackman walks into bars or any place else.

2) Always be the loudest one in the room to cheer and get more excited than the girls when a blackman comes out on stage to dance at a strip club.

3) If winking does not work, you can go over and ask him politely: Does he work out a lot because you noticed how big and lovely his muscles are. Or be more direct by going up to tell him how much you would love to shine his shoes and be his personal shoeshine boi. Black men love hearing this especially while they are chatting with the white ladies and you would not believe the surprise looks you'll get from the ladies when you say this. You know you've scored if he grabs you in front of the girls. The girls will get a big kick out of watching this. He might even say GET LOST QUEER, but later he will come looking for your queer ass.

4) You must dress the part. Always wear something faggy when you go out looking for brothas. If you have short hair grow it long. Get your hair frosted, faggy! Pigtails are good because the brothas will grab them while you blow them. Don't forget the earings, toe-rings, eyeliner, lip gloss and mascara. Get your tongue pierced and wag it at them so they can see you want to suck their cock. Like Sara has said, let the whole world know what a fag you are!

5) Make yourself horny before you go out... Do not jerk off for several days. Like Sara has ordered, only buy Dark Inches mags. No more porn mags with girls. If you have to look at girls, only photos of white girls with hot looking brothas. Get it in your head that white piece of ass is for blackmen only and that white girls are too good for you.

6) Prove to yourself that the whiteboi is no longer good enough for the white ladies by offering a blackman's white date a pedicure. Making sure that she knows that you are only interested in painting her toenails. This will also make her think that you must be little queenie or something and also offer to make her look pretty for her black date.

THE REWARDS

Think how much you love hearing their response when you're serving at a girl-only party and the blackman's white girlfriend brags out loud to her friends just to make your face turn red about how much you love to slurp on her black lover's big and beautiful long cock after she has sex with him. Make sure you are looking at their laughing faces when when she tells them that you particularly love cleaning out the crack of his big black ass. Make sure you confirm what she says by repeating it in front of them. You may want to die from deep embarrassment of saying this. But the rewards are worth it especially when she tells how he grabs your pigtails to go down on him.

Finally you must accept your low self-esteem status by having the brotha put you down in front of whitegirls or the other way around. Think of the relief you give to white ladies who had to hear for years bullshit for dating black guys from the whitemale ego. Now whitemale ego bashing is important to white girls so just accept it. You were never worthy of them anyway.

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2009-09-16T04:01:00.016-04:00

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Gaywayne forced to COCKDOCK!

2009-09-14T13:55:00.007-04:00

A couple of weeks ago I ran out of a gaybar after a big black man was hitting on me. Sara and her bff Nicole told me to get my ass back in there. Since I'm their little pussyboi, I thought I better do what they say. When I went back the next Saturday night on Labor Day weekend, the big black guy who had laid his lips on me was not there. Since I did not have the balls to tell Sara this I thought I better just go the following weekend and what happened was an experience I will never forget.

I sat on the same 'lucky' stool where a met the brotha the first time. But this time I thought I better get prettied up. I remembered seeing a prison movie on cable tv where the toughest whiteboi got easily beat up an average black man so the rest of the scared whitebois started to dress slutty to become Ho's for the blackmen. It was funny. But then I thought, that would be me, if I ever went to prison.

So what I did in the Men's Room: I tied the shirt tails up over my belly with my silky red hawaiian shirt. I also tied a long red silky hankerchief around over my ears and gave myself playboy bunny ears and put on bright red lipstick to match. I looked in the mirror and said Sara and Nicole would be proud of their little pussyboi.

When I sat down again and ordered a drink, Tha Lezbo bartender said, "My, Wayne, you got very pretty all of a sudden. I bet you doin' it for that afrostud Cleveland." I blushed. "You little white fags are all alike, you run out of the bar like little pussies when a black man hits on you then you come back dressed like a little fairyqueen a week or two later. Am I right?" I was embarrassed, but mumbled, "Yes". She walked away with a smile.

I waited until 12 midnite and decided to leave, got off the barstool, gulped down the last of my drink and felt relieved saying to myself, well at least I can say to Sara -- I tried -- THEN IN WALKED CLEVELAND.

He walked right up to me and said in a big smile, "Wha' where yo' going honey the night is just beginning and I must say yo' looking very hot." With that he grabbed my ass and gave me a big shocking french kiss right in front of everyone. I immediately popped a boner. Sara was right when she said when a blackman puts his huge tongue in you it takes up your whole mouth. How do girls do it? And I have a big mouth. All I could do is suck on his muscular tongue like candy, I got so hot I didn't even see how many people were staring at us. After a minute of this and big smiles from the other fagbois, the Lezbo bartender, and the faghags, he whispered in my ear. "Boy, did you ever try a little cockdocking?" I said "Um what is that?" "Well come with me to the Men's Room and find out." I said, "What's the rush?" He said,"The night is still young but I'm in a hurry." His big strong black hand grabbed my little sissy one and pulled me along like I was his little bitch. The lezbo bartender blew me a knowing kiss. I though I was going to die.

We went into the stall inside the Men's Room. Then Cleveland pulled out his huge uncircumsized prick. I was shocked again. He told me to do the same. Then he did the most unusual thing that I ever seen. With his thumb and forefinger from each hand he pulled his prickpouch over my little six inch white wimpdick which almost sucked it halfway up inside of his. He held both our pricks together with one hand and said to start rocking back and forth until I get a boner. I said, "Sir I already have a boner." He smiled and said to just enjoy the action. As we started I began to sweat and get real hot with excitement. I watched Cleveland's cock swallow up my whole dickie like a snake. Then his footlong hotdog started to push my little vienna sausage out of his pouch. When my weenie started to fall out Cleveland said. "Wait I have an idea."

He told me to give a dollar to him for the trojan machine. He bought a rubber. Then he did the most amazing thing. He bit the end off of the head off the rubber and put his dick in the big opening and had me put my dick inside the opposite side that he bit off. When our cocks met in the center, just my head touching his made me want to explode. He told me again to start rocking back and forth. In a minute we both start moaning. When I told him I was about to explode, he said to go ahead and do it. As I shot my whiteboi wad inside the rubber he told me to pull out as he again held the rubber up with his thumb and forefinger of each hand.

As the big finish he said, "Whiteboi get down on yo' knees and open yo' mouth now." I meekly obeyed of course. Then he let my cum slowly leak out of the bitten off side of the rubber that was still on him. He told me to stick out my tongue and catch every drop. Then he told me to hold my cum in my own month for a minute. When he told me to swallow I remember Nicole's voice saying SUCK IT DOWN and that I did. Cleveland said, "See ya around whiteboi" as he smiled pulling up the zipper that covered that massive monster dong.

When I finally left the Men's Room, I saw why Cleveland did not shoot his load. I realized that he was saving it for his little white loverboi. They were kissing each other at the bar. I have to admit I could not compete against this pretty whiteboi. He had lovely blue eyes to match his blue lipstick and his long beautiful silky blonde hair ran all the way down to his cut-off jeans that fit his cute little girlish ass that Cleveland was groping.

When I took a closer look I was shocked to realize it was someone who I remembered from high school. I remembered reading in the newspaper he got kicked out of the state college for multiple drunk and disorderlies and had 2 DUI's, so on the second one, he would have had to do jailtime. I wondered if he "went black" in prison. Who knows? Either way last Saturday night is one I will never forget. Gaywayne

PS Sara are you satisfied with my performance? Am I still your little pussyboi?

From Sara: Yes, Nicole and I are pleased with your cockdockery!!!

What Cuckoldresses Wear...

2009-09-13T17:22:00.020-04:00

peewee wanted to know what Cuckoldresses wear to symbolize that they cuck weedick wimps and crave big black cocks. He correctly listed ankle bracelets, toe rings and queen of spades symbols (such as queen of spades earrings) to which I added zebra-striped or any black & white animal print clothing. So if you're wondering why there is a proliferation of these on hot girls in clubs, on the beach, on the net, anywhere(!) you'll know why....

UPDATE FROM PEEWEE: Sophie is auctioning her outfit below including her Zebra Skirt on eBay UK, bidding is currently at L280 (L = pounds). FROM SARA: I have given peewee permission to spend MY MONEY to bid! But if he wins, he must auction off everything else but the Zebra Skirt and hang the Zebra Skirt somewhere in his bedroom, to remind himself of his cuck-li-ness. FINAL AUCTION UPDATE: peewee's high bid was sniped at the last second by another bidder, dammit! But we all know what the winning bidder will be doing with this outfit, don't we....

Sophie Reade wearing the outfit she is auctioning on eBay UK:

peewee caught on why I was wearing a black & white animal stripe bra and panty set on my Cuckold Listing on Niteflirt.com! peewee is the only cuck to have ever figured out the symbolism!

Also, I save my black and white pawprint top for special occasions!

Moron Assignment - Completed!

2009-09-13T15:48:00.005-04:00

In response to my assignment to write something humiliating
this weekend, my moron has written this story about what he
knows I would do to him while my girlfriends watch!!

I'd never done anything with a guy, but Sara has her mind
set that she'll teach me to suck cock and learn to love it,
one important component of her total annihilation of my
former self and imposition of her will upon me as she molds
my new self to comply with her wishes.

Sara first had me looking at gay porn. I found some of the
guys and their organs distasteful but with other cute guys
with beautiful cocks I could feel a twinge of excitement
beginning to form as I imagined myself on my knees
before them, with Sara instructing me on how to worship
and please cock.

She told me about a particular young man she knows, very
handsome and well endowed, whom she uses to humiliate
one of her slaves with cock, and I began fantasizing about
worshipping this friend of hers as Sara and her girlfriends
laughed hysterically at my humiliation.

I then began imagining kissing, licking cock, slurping on
balls, using my hands to thrill this guy I was worshiping, all
the while Sara pushing me further and further, telling me
such things as, "Admit it, this is where you belong, cockwhore,
where you long to be, worshiping cock, loving cock, living for
cock as your Mistress instructs you and guides you ever more
deeply toward your destiny."

To add to my conversion, Sara has me tickling my ass with
cucumbers and bananas, which I also practice on for improvements
in my cocksucking.

Through all of this indoctrination, Sara keeps taking my money in
large amounts, and reminds me that I am so completely enslaved to
her that she will do whatever she wants to me and in turn will have
me do whatever she wants.

A few months ago I had a fairly typical, uneventful life, not a bad life at all. But with her keen insight, intelligence, and creativity (not to forget her beauty either), Sara has reduced me to an empty shell of a person, to be filled with whatever she wishes, whatever will serve her purpose, which comes down to having me around to toy with, to degrade for her amusement and enhancement of her power over me and to take my money so that she can enjoy things in life that I pay for, as should be the case -- a moron and fool, giving up his money for the magnificent woman who is his Mistress and Controller. Sara has so completely reduced me to enslavement, that my only additional longing is that she proclaim me "owned", officially her property and possession.

Big Cocks vs. Small Cocks!

2009-09-13T15:43:00.002-04:00

Small cock wears his underpants when he gets out of bed.
Often sliding them on and off under the bedclothes.

Big cock grabs your head and pushes it down.
Small cock waits and hopes.

Small cock: "Does size matter?"
Big cock: "Did you know size matters?"

Small cock will give you oral for hours.
You make big cock stop and put it in after a couple of minutes.

About four inches?
Three squeals and a shriek?

Small cock sticks to one or two positions that work.
Big cock keeps switching.

Big cock hopes the condom doesn't split.
Small cock hopes the condom stays on.

Big cock worries he is stretching you too much.
Little cock worries he isn't at all.

Small cock brings you strawberries and champagne after sex.
Big cock just leaves you hanging half off the bed exhausted.

Big cock comes back from the front door saying:
"That was the neighbors complaining about your noise."
Small cock says "Did you cum?"

from message board walnutwalk.com

and small ones shouldn't be called cocks! -- Sara

My Newest Gay Slave

2009-09-12T21:41:00.002-04:00

Well Mistress Sara, it has happened to me now.

Since i last sent you an update i have visited the ABS more and more going into the booths and watching gay porn and into a small theater area showing gay porn and now sitting in there watching gay porn with other guys. It is like a gay orgy every day in the theater. Always 3-10 guys in there and having gay sex in the open. After watching a couple of times, i could not take it anymore and joined in. First time a guy sat next to me and started rubbing my crotch, i was so hot watching the gay porn and the action in the theater.

He pulled my cock out and stroked me and then pulled his cock out, i stroked him also. Then he told me to go to my knees and suck his cock. OMG, i was so hot and ready, i went down on my knees and sucked him. He came hard in my mouth and i swallowed his big load. It was so wonderful to suck his cock and then get the load. OMG, it was wonderful. i loved it. i was then crazed for more and joined in with some other guys that were into some action in the theater. i got on my knees in front of three of them and sucked them all, two came on my face and one in my mouth. i ate the cum and Sex with men is absolutely the best and all i want. i do not want women anymore. This is tough since i am married. But i need guys now all the time. i still cannot believe now how this has happened, but i think i became conditioned to gay sex thru watching only gay porn and following your gay brainwashing game steps completely. i now have also hooked up with guys thru squirt.org which i am a member of and meet up with them for more gay sex. i even feel proud now to say i am gay or a faggot. i plan to tell my wife soon, as she is wondering what is wrong since we have not had sex for the past 2 1/2 months since i started your gay steps and reading all your stories.

i don't know what else to say, except that i am so excited and feel great, best sex and best i have felt ever. i just returned from sucking four cocks and taking all the loads and one load in my ass. i am filled with cum in my ass as i write this with some dried cum on my face. Thank you Mistress Sara, thank you!

Your new gay slave

Moron Assignment

2009-09-12T21:11:00.003-04:00

I imagine you telling me, "I have no time for you over the next few days, moron, so what you'll do is write messages to yourself; that's right idiot, you will write demeaning, degrading, humiliating messages to yourself that you wish I were writing and sending to you. Each day you will send me a concise message of humiliation (none of your endlessly boring piece of shit mails) that you write to yourself because, oh so pathetically, it's all you can do when your Owner won't feed you and you are desperately hungry. You will continue to do this over the next few days, until you hear from me telling you to resume typical correspondence." Again, of course I would obey.

Sara, please don't do this to me. I write this only to show you the desperate, pathetic state you have me in.

Well I did order the pathetic moron to write humiliating messages to idiot-self, because it's the weekend, I'm busy and have better things to do than overindulge my needy moron!

Big Brother UK Winner!

2009-09-04T23:35:00.004-04:00

Breaking news from peewee, UK blog correspondent....

Britain voted in droves for the BB Contestant who voiced her Size Queen tendencies and her preference for Black men. Sophie (as featured in your previous blogs) is this year's overall winner.

Years ago, a pretty young English girl admitting, live to the nation, that she prefers big black men would have caused resentment, hostility and contempt. Nowadays, it invokes popularity and respect. That is evidenced by the overwhelming 74.4% of the final vote going to Sophie. Ok, I concede that her MASSIVE fake breasts, pretty face and fun ditzy personality may have had more to do with it. But it just goes to show that Britain's most attractive, likable hotties want big black men. And we all love and accept it.

She chose to leave the house, victorious, in a tiny skirt that was - fittingly - zebra patterned. I wonder, is the zebra pattern some kind of code for white girls who love black men? I know ankle bracelets, toe rings and queen of spades symbols are usually a giveaway. But is the zebra pattern another tell-tale sign? I think of the picture of you wearing zebra patterned panties - and believe me - it turns little boys like me on. To say the least!!

It will be interesting to see how long it is before Sophie starts dating another black footballer. I imagine the bookies' odds have just been slashed!

yes peewee, zebra pattern bras, panties, bikinis, skirts etc. do mean a white girl is into black men! In fact, one Niteflirt caller even told me in the city where he lives there is a Club Zebra where white women go shopping for black men, or vice versa....

From Straight to GAY! A Confession

2009-09-04T16:29:00.005-04:00

I had always been totally straight and had never even considered doing anything with a guy. But then I met, well, met on Niteflirt, Sara. She made me listen to her Becum an XXXmas Ho Ho Ho recording and in our conversations she was very convincing that I should start going to adult bookstores and posting/replying to ads on Craigslist and other sites.

The more the thought was on my mind, the more I was compelled to try it for Sara. And so it happened. What happened next I never anticipated. On a couple of my cocksucking extravaganzas, when it was over, the guy either handed me some money, or, I even asked for cab fare (even though I drove over). So I thought I could make a little extra cash on the side doing this and then spend the $ on whatever kinky sex type stuff I craved.

Now I usually contact men through their ads and once contact has been established, pictures exchanged, time/location details worked out, and finally, once I am confident they are not insane, I bring up money. So far I have been charging $50. I would charge more, but I am not very good at it yet and I want to be a cheap street whore. I have met about 15-20 guys so far, and for the most part I am still disgusted by it. I don’t like doing it, but I do love the sense of humiliation and degradation. Most of the time it is pretty ordinary. I show up, small talk for a minute, then pants are dropped and I get on my knees and start sucking. Some guys have special requests like wanting me to show up in a bra and panties. One time a guy wanted his girlfriend to watch. I actually enjoyed this because she was very talkative and offered helpful advice and encouragement.

The weirdest so far was this: One time a guy asked me to dress up in his wife’s clothing and I think I will be meeting him again this weekend. He put me in her bra and panties, skirt and top, stockings and asked me to prance around the room. Then he asked me to dress in her workout clothes and do the same thing. Finally, he brought out her wedding gown. I really couldn’t fit in this very well, and the zipper up the back wouldn’t go up very far. But I got in it the best I could and then sucked him off. Some of his cum dribbled onto the bodice/bust area.

Now I am into trannies, and use the money I make from sucking cock to spend on them, and also on Sara.

Sucking Cock for Cab Fare!

2009-09-04T16:15:00.006-04:00

When you do my Niteflirt Gay Brainwashing Game, it will happen to you. You will find yourself so hungry for cock, you will do anything to get it. You will crave cum-plete humiliation for being so cock-starved and cum-crazed. Realizing that asking for money up front may land you in handcuffs, the type you wouldn't want to be in {wink wink}, most of you sexstore gloryhole cocksuckers go legit and ask for tips, cab fare or even booze money after the bj!

"Yeah, I actually asked him for cab fare. And he only gave me $7! Super humiliating. Selling myself for 7 measly dollars!!?? Wow, what a gutter sluttin' ho. And I realized I still had lipstick on my mouth afterwards when I went to an internet cafe to get a cup of coffee. That's where I am now..."

Ungaywayne!!!!

2009-08-30T14:11:00.008-04:00

Last night I went to a gay bar. Out of nowhere this big strong blackman grabbed me and gave me a powerful mouth-to-mouth kiss. I was shocked at the unexpectedness of such a big Afrostud coming on so hard to me. (Never thought it would happen to me!) I was so scared that I ran out of the bar. At a table near the door, there were girls laughing and clapping and I heard somebody yell, "Look at that little white bitch run!"

I wonder if those girls (lesbians? straight girls hanging out in a gaybar for kicks?) put this blackstud up to it, if they had bets riding on whether I would get into the kiss or duck and run....if he had done this to other whiteboys before me? At first, I was acting like a pompous ass after a few drinks, you know how I am when I drink, if you've read some of my other stories. So maybe the girls spotted my cocky whiteboy attitude and decided to put me in my place at the gaybar.

All I could do is think about the Afrostud's huge fat lips pressed up against my skinny whiteboy ones last night in bed. I did not sleep a wink so I wanked. I had my chance to make it with a big black man and I blew it. I'm sorry I did not live up to the name you gave me. Are you ashamed of me? I know Nicole will be.

I can see now why more black studs are smacking (and spanking) white sissy asses in front of you beautiful white girls. The black men are now finally more than ever showing you ladies what whiteboys are really made of. I guess we deserve what we're getting. How did they ever once fear us? Even though we outnumber them 10 to 1, we still turn tail and let the Afroamericans take our whitegirls away. We just accept this as the new reality in our tiny, unimportant wimpy lives.

I guess our reputation of being sissies and pussies is here to stay and deeply seeded in the whitegirls and black men. The celebs know this especially in England (peewee's reports and pics show this.) I can see why the whitegirls yawn when whiteboys approach them, but get excited when an Afrostud puts a move on them.

ungaywayne

ps i have become such a little blackass kisser

UPDATE:

Gaywayne, realizing how he let me and Nicole and all my blog readers down, now promises to go back to the gaybar this weekend and get it on with BBC. I will post details asap!

The H List

2009-08-23T17:04:00.010-04:00

peewee reports on the inverse, the most well hung celebrities in the world!

Interestingly, it is rumored that there exists a "SAUCY list ... revealing which actors really are Hollywood’s BIGGEST stars.

The compilers have reported that Colin Farrell, Liam Neeson, George Clooney and Spiderman’s Tobey Maguire have some pretty "impressive parts" and this doesn't refer to their acting roles. Joining them on the list are Matt Dillon, Kevin Costner, Johnny Depp, Matthew McConaughey and Sean Penn. The anonymous compilers get their information from film workers who regularly see the stars in the buff as they change into costume before going on set.

The H list is not in order of size, since British Star Wars actor Ewan McGregor, last on the list, is rumored to have one of the most impressive light sabres in Tinseltown.

The H-list — with H standing for “Hung” — is revised once a year and now mostly circulated via email or posted online. It was originally created in the 1940s by the saucy wife of a studio boss. Nowadays its' unknown authors base their ratings on tips that film technicians, costume designers and make-up artists send to a post office box in Palm Springs, California — preferably with photographic proof."

Click here for the source!

A more comprehensive list of the best hung celebrities, including politicos, was outlined as part of a response to the above-listed link, as follows:

Milton Berle
Samuel L. Jackson
Charlie Chaplin
Robert Wagner
Will Smith
Dennis Rodman
Billy Bob Thornton
Tommy Lee
Tim Robbins
Morgan Freeman
Lyle Lovett
Jeff Goldblum
Randy Travis
Lou Reed
Buster Keaton
Stephen Speilberg
Damon Wayans
Edward James Olmos
Chris Isaak
Vin Diesel
Liev Schreiber
Al Gore
Barack Obama
John C. Reilly
Michael Imperioli
John Singleton
Spike Lee
Viggo Mortenson
Christopher Lee
Mick Fleetwood
Danny Glover
James Garner
Dario Argento
Warren Beatty
Stevie Wonder
Jon Lovitz
Danny Masterson
Kevin Spacey
Jamie Foxx
Rapper Q-Tip
Rapper Ce-Lo
Colin Farrell
George Clooney
Tobey Maguire
Matt Dillon
Kevin Costner
Benjamin Bratt
Kiefer Sutherland
Johnny Depp
Sean Penn
Matthew McConaughey
Ewan McGregor

Ewan's supposedly hiding at least 9 - 10" under his kilt!

Size Queenery!

2009-08-23T16:54:00.007-04:00

Comments:

Sara to peewee -- A few years ago, my girlfriends and I, especially Nicole, were ok with 7's, but then we started a movement: 8 IS THE NEW 7

Now we don't go under 8". Girls get 'size fatigue'. There's a physiological basis to it, large cocks 'ruin' a girl's pussy. A girl's pussy elongates in response to the size of cocks, to be able to take them, so after getting fucked by 8's or 9's, the pussy instinctively elongates to take 8's or 9's, 7's won't fill up the pussy any longer.

peewee to Sara -- Wow! You've dropped 7's! That's impressive Sara. I suppose I am happy for you that you're with such big men. But it's quite intimidating for me to think just what sort of men are enjoying the girl I am in love with. I think it's just an in-built trait for men to be psychologically crushed when confronted by superior manhoods.

Thank you so much for allowing me to be your cuckold, given that my size is clearly so insufficient. I will keep trying to please you in other ways to make up for my joke cock.

Sara to peewee -- As far as who really should be at the top of the list, I've heard it's Julia Roberts. She only dates or marries extremely hung men, doesn't seem to care if they are the right publicity accessory for her career. Kiefer Sutherland, Benjamin Bratt, Liam Neeson, Lyle Lovett. I'm sure her ex-camera man husband is hung as well or why else would she have stolen him from his now ex-wife!

peewee to Sara -- Julia 'Pretty Woman' Roberts is top of the tree, eh?! You're probably right. Another SQ, Janice Dickinson, has labeled Liam Neeson's penis as "the biggest in the world"! You see already, there's a cross-over correlation between the H List and the SQ List.

My nomination for Queen of the Size Queens: Julia Roberts! From her choices for boyfriends and husbands, there is no one there less than 8" and there are a few who are reported to be 9" or more! -- Sara

The SQ List!!!

2009-08-23T16:39:00.004-04:00

World Premiere! peewee has prepared the ultimate Size Queen list!

And as you expressed interest in a list of Size Queens, I have compiled the definitive, world-first 'SQ List', with references to demonstrate the credibility of each candidate. The list is:

1. Empress Sara and all her girlfriends
2. Jennifer Aniston
3. Keeley Hazell
4. Janet Jackson
5. Tera Patrick
6. Pamela Anderson
7. Katie Price/Jordan
8. Janice Dickinson
9. Heidi Klum
10.Madonna
11.Gillian Anderson
12.Sarah Brightman
13.Courteney Cox
14.Molly Culver
15.Carmen Electra
16.Elvira
17.Jerry Hall
18.Jenna Jameson
19.Nicole Kidman
20.L'il Kim
21.Tea Leoni
22.Heather Locklear
23.Demi Moore
24.Tara Reid
25.Sarah Silverman
26.Julia Roberts
27.Victoria Silvstedt
28.Nichole Robinson
29.Linda Fiorentino
30.Jenny McCarthy

REFERENCES;
1: http://saras-playroom.blogspot.com/search/label/penis%20size
2: http://www.celebuzz.com/jennifer-aniston-size-queen-s5661/
3: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080509162913AAdRnpa
4: http://www.janet-love.com/2006/09/17/janet-in-q-magazine/
5: http://www.playboy.co.uk/life-and-style/interview/78976/3/Dirty-Dozen-Tera-Patrick/
6: http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/273112/pamela-anderson-i-ve-never-seen-a-small-penis/1/
7: http://www.celebricious.com/category/peter-andre/
8: http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/dickinson-neeson-has-the-worlds-biggest-penis_1009286
9: http://thatslifeinthecity.blogspot.com/2007/10/heidi-klum-reveals-that-size-does.html
10: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Like_a_Virgin_(song)
11-30 (inc): http://www.upto11.net/artistprofile.php?ar=201479

Gaywayne BACK to BLACK from MONTREAL!

2009-08-23T15:16:00.007-04:00

Sara, I just returned from Montreal with a story that I think you will enjoy....

Of course I went to another Ladies Nite at an all male strip club. After having a few drinks, nothing much was going on, so I was thinking I needed to go to another spot with more action. Then in walked two hot girls who grabbed a table by me along with their white boyfriends. The guys looked straight, not bad-looking guys, but a little nerdy and kind of nervous for not being in their natural environment. They were definitely American, as they were talking about everything they planned to do up here on their weekend in Montreal. It was clear the girls were in control of the weekend plans.

Some white fags danced their way thru a few strip shows, nothing too exciting and way too faggy for the girls in the club to get their attention. Then a couple of really hot-looking and well-hung black guys from the West Indies got on stage to strip. The two girls near me started frantically wooting and cheering at the black studs as their boyfriends looked the other way. I don't think the whiteboyz could take the competition the black men were giving them and were embarrassed how excited their girls were for the black manmeat.

The fun really got started after the black brothas finished dancing and went right over to where they got their loudest cheers. Now I don't know if the white babes were trying to teach their whiteboyz a lesson, or if they were just super drunk or if they were highly sexually charged by the raw dance performance. When the black men went to their table, one of the girls jumped out of her seat and gave one dancer a kiss on the cheek. The other girl asked for a peek inside the other dancer's tight g-string. He just laughed and said, "That will cost your whiteboy some money." The white girl gave her boyfriend a look, and the boyfriend carefully pulled out a five dollar bill from his wallet, but the black guy kept motioning for more, so the cucked boyfriend ended up giving him a total of twenty dollars. Then both the white girls got a peek at the monster equipment in the g-string. Oh my GOD!! one of the girls exclaimed. The other girl pretended to faint and fall back into her chair.

Their whiteboyz were now looking very uptight and confused about what to do and kept looking around at the half empty crowd at the club. After the Afromen left the table, I thought that would be the end of it much to the whiteboyz relief, but things were just getting started and these boys had no idea what they got themselves into.

None of the whitegirlz in the club cared for the other wimpy whiteboy dancers performances. Like I said, they just looked like fagboy strippers, since this was essentially an all male strip club, I guess they were here for gay guys who might be customers on other nites. But when the two black dancers got up on stage again, the screaming started. You would think the club would just hire BBCs for Ladies Nite. Maybe the joint would be more crowded.

This time when the Afromen returned to their table, both girls got up and got right next to the sweaty black brothas. One girl started to grind on the brotha who she had gotten a look at his big black dong. I thought their boyfriends would go out of their minds. This time the girls told the mandingo studs to get tips from their whiteboyz.

The whiteboyz looked very scared and intimidated. In comparison, the white nerds looked skinny and mousy, about 5'8 - 5'9, compared to the 6'2 huge solid muscle black men. They were no match against the brothas. The boyz took their wallets out and gave the Afromen five dollars each. When one brotha said is that all? The whiteboyz proceeded to give the men another five each. To show their lack of appreciation, the brothas both lifted their muscular right leg and put their big thighs over the seated whiteboyz left shoulders to press their massive huge cock and balls against the whiteboyz faces. This got their girlfriends really excited and they cheered the Afromen on in laughter saying: "Yeah baby, show our boyfriends what you're packing." "Yeah make them sniff some dark meat." I wasn't sure if the Afrococks were now getting rock hard and or if they were just hung that hard when limp?

When the dancers left the table, the whiteboyz said they wanted to leave, but the girls said: "No way! We went to the all girl strip club last week for you, now it's our turn!" The girls kept on teasing the boyz saying things like, "C'mon Trent you never jerked off looking at a picture of a naked black man?" or "Hey Rauf (the way she said Ralph?) I bet you loved the smell of the black guy's big sweaty balls that were on your face. You must have wondered what it was like to whiff a black man's jock strap in the locker room, if you haven't already."

When the Afromen came back for the 3rd time the girls would not let up on the embarrassment of their guys. It was painful for me to watch, but also exciting. I longed to have a hot white girl for my girlfriend who would humiliate me in public like this. I used to have a hot girlfriend, yes, but as some of your know from reading about my pre-dick-aments, Sally left me for BBC and still occasionally tells me how hot her current black studs are in voicemail messages late at nite from bars or clubs when she knows I probably have my cell phone turned off. So when I turn it on in the morning and hear a detailed message from her, she knows it devastates my entire day.

Back to the action! For the whitegirlz entertainment this time the black guys grabbed the back of the whiteboyz heads and rubbed their red faces hard against their big scary dark cocoa cocks. They even stood on top of them and proceeded to tea-bag them. Whoever was working the stage lights managed to turn and shine a spotlight on the action and a down and dirty rap song was playing on the sound system.

This time the whitegirlz made the boyz double tip them. I would bet if the whiteboyz walked into this club tonight straight, they were not anymore. The girls loved it. Later when the two white couples left, I jumped at the chance to interview these two special Afromen. Since I'm Sara's personal Canadian correspondent, I thought it was my duty of course. While I bought them both a drink, this is what they had to say:

"It's no big deal mon. We turn a lot of whiteboyz into fags, thought they were straight. Now whitegirlz all go black. We cockwhip the whiteboyz to amuse and for purposes of money. The whitegirlz enjoy and we love turning their whiteboyz into fags in front of their eyes mon."

The other Afrostud continued: "Now we know once the whiteboyz leave here they will be thinking about our black cocks all night long. We planted a seed. It will grow and soon they will stop wanting white pussy altogether."

"This is what happens. In a couple of weeks the whiteboyz will come back here wanting our black cocks rubbed against their white faces again and will pay double. Once we know we have them broken in as our bitches. We make them wait all night long and sometimes we don't give them any. We think it's funny mon. Not getting any white pussy, not any black cock."

"Yeah we know this mon works at a pornshop down the street. He said sales are so big (laughter) of Lexington Steele and Sean Micheal dildo dongs. Because that's the store the whiteboys go to when we don't be giving our black cocks. (more laughter) But on a slow night when tips are low we give them all the cock they need."

His Afro dance mate also added: "The more whiteboyz we turn into queers, the more white pussy for us. Once we decide we are going to turn the whitegirlz boyfriends gay right in front of them."

The other Afrostud concluded: "Girls get very excited. Boyfriends too cowardly to stand up against us. Girls stop giving them pussy. Maybe a creampie? Once and he becomes a faggot."

That is about all they had to say and I'd like to add with all that's going in today's world, one has to wonder how was the white man ever in control? I think the world will be totally ruled by white women and black men soon, evidence of that is already around us.

JerkOff Clown

2009-08-14T17:53:00.002-04:00

"It frightens me that I am doing this and think I probably shouldn't do it, but I can do nothing but obey you Sara. I am defenseless to resist your violations of me.

Just a few weeks ago it seemed I was a pretty regular guy, with a pretty regular job, and a pretty regular life. But in just a couple of weeks Sara has turned me into her pathetic jerkoff clown. At Sara’s instruction, I now look in the mirror, stare at my clown face and repeat again and again that I am Sara’s clown.

I play with myself but only with my left hand (I am right-handed) and only with a rubber dishwashing glove on it. I lick up any drippings or discharge. And as if this weren’t enough humiliation, I am now to search for clown fetish porn for stimulation, as Sara says I am a pathetic case and no longer deserving of being stimulated by a woman’s beauty and sexual body parts.. On top of it all, I now must also read over this post again and again and feel the depths to which I’ve sunk, just how pathetic my life has become at the hands of beautiful, intelligent, creative, sadistic Sara. I am now Sara’s pathetic wanker clown."

The Black Church Has Moved!

2009-08-11T22:47:00.003-04:00

I know quite a few of you have worshipped at the Black Church! The Church of Big Black Cocks that is. Well it has now moved to:

Black Church

So update your bookmarks to the Church's new location! And pray for Black Cock!

Blondes and Blacks

2009-08-10T14:29:00.002-04:00

from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent....

There is a U.S. reality TV show over here that is getting a lot of attention at present. It's called 'Kendra', after the (former Eagles Cheerleader & Playboy Bunny) star of the show, Kendra Baskett (nee Wilkinson)and is a spin-off from another show, 'The Girls Next Door'.

It caught my eye because the advertising billboards all over the place feature the beautiful Kendra entwined with her big black NFL (New York Giants) husband Hank Baskett. I also thought that Kendra's face reminded me a little bit of you, Empress Sara.

The UK is awash with interracial romance and so this 'Kendra' advertising blitz will only serve to further project the happiness that a hot girl can achieve with a huge black beau.

The E! site link attached, provides all the details of the show, including footage of Kendra with her black stud, and even a scene where she announces to her mum that she is pregnant with Hank's baby - which doesn't go down overly well!

CLICK for the Site Link

I think you should feature 'Kendra' on your blog, ensuring that your little bloggies watch the show. We can all revel in the reality that this perfect blonde is yet another celeb-u-hottie in the growing number of influential young beauties who are passionately endorsing superior black cock.

Queer Window Part II (by Gaywayne)

2009-07-30T13:57:00.009-04:00

to get caught up, you can read Part I by clicking here

Dante said, "You know you can get in trouble with the law for Queer watching at your window while I'm taking a shower." I looked down. I was truly sorry and scared. Because he was in the military, I thought he could report me to both the MP's and the local 5-0 for being a peeping Queer. I told him I was sorry, truly sorry. He said, "Sorry shit. Prove it by watching the gay-ass DVD's here from Sara and Nicole for 2 weeks if you want back your Playboy mags back. Now get on your knees whiteboy."

I was so scared of this big black guy, without hesitation I got right on my knees. Dante got out of my chair and then pulled down his shorts showing off the biggest, most beautiful, well-shaped black cock that I had ever laid eyes on. I was shivering as he proceeded to walk right up to make me stare up close at his massive dong.

Dante said, "This what all you whiteboyz want ain't it? You crave it. Dream about it. Jealous all your white ladies are getting it and leaving you for it huh?" Dante got closer until his massive footlong was almost touching me. I looked down in panic, shame and dizziness.

Dante commanded, "Look at it whiteboy. Drool for it. This is the black prick that's going into all the white women and they're loving it. Now smell it. Take a good whiff of it. Deeper. You whiteboyz are never gonna git white pussy again so smell it." I smelled it and it was nasty. Then Dante grabbed the back of my head and pushed my face hard against his scary huge cock and said, "How does it feel whiteboy, good?" He was getting a little rough. I was scared and I have to confess, excited. I stammered, "It is the loveliest thing my face had ever pressed up against sir." He laughed knowing it was just a matter of time.

Dante said, "Now I want you go to bed tonight and dream about this thing against your face that replaced all you whiteboyz for the whitegirls and keep watching those dvd's, got it?" I nodded yes. Dante was right, I did dream about it. I dreamt about a world where whitegirls only did black men and white men were their slaves, toys or French Maids.

So for two weeks the gay movies of black men dominating whiteboyz were all I watched and I started to fall in love with them. Lisa laughed when I told her on the phone that Dante can keep my Playboys. "He doesn't need them," she informed me, "he can get the real thing anytime. Black men don't need to look at lame photos, porn is for whiteboyz who don't get any. I'm selling your collection on Craigslist and then Dante and I can go to Niagara Falls for a hot weekend of fucking and sucking the next time he gets weekend leave."

Fast forward a few weeks later. I ran into an old girlfriend at a bar. She had just broken up with her latest white boyfriend. When I tried to have sex with her, I could not get it up. I had to think about Dante's big cock against my face to get hard. She said afterwards that I must be turning fag. And that her most recent ex had also turned fag on her. If only she knew.

Fast forward to a few weeks after that. I moved into Lisa's place as a French Maid for her and Dante. If I didn't, Dante was going to report me for being a peeper. I hated my new job and I quit it, no great loss, why do what makes you unhappy in life? I still had the French Maid outfit I had purchased back in Alaska. I shaved myself from the neck down. It was like sissy initiation. Kiss being a man good-bye, if I ever was a real man that is.

I had to address Dante as sir and do as he commanded, get him a beer, rub his sore feet. Lisa's girlfriends thought it was weird when they walked in one afternoon and saw me ironing Dante's military uniforms and black g-strings in my cute outfit. They laughed, "You whiteboys are a bunch of fags." Another time, they got a big kick out of how I thanked Lisa up and down for giving me a condom full of Dante's cum. A reward for cleaning. The girls said, "What a fucking sissy. We're glad we gave up whiteboyz for black men."

Oh did I tell you I haven't gotten any cock from Dante yet? Here I thought I was gonna suck all the cock I needed when I moved in. He told me that it was reserved only for whitegirls. Instead he gave me a website to go to that had a secret password. At the site, black men registered their whiteboy slaves. "Removed from inferior whiteboy smalldick gene pool", was one of the comments I read after a "registration". There was a place to upload photos of the black owners and the whiteboy slaves. I also had to list all of my ex-girlfriends and their contact info. Pictures of me dressed as a French Maid serving Lisa and Dante would be sent to all of them along with a note about how I had been caught and turned into a total Queer slave to a superior black man. At the site, there were slave auctions and trades. I shivered. If I did not serve my Master in a way that pleased him, he could trade or auction me!

Sara and Nicole spoke with Lisa on the phone and laughed at how in my case "be careful of what you wish for" had come true. To move in with Lisa, I had rented out my house. I had given up my regular job here in New York when I went to Alaska, I now had no debts or obligations except to serve the superior black man and of course white women. My fate both scared and exhilarated me. I asked Dante if I would ever be able to suck black cock and he said no, that I could suck off other whiteboy slaves, because we deserved each other's little pinkie dicks. He did say I could lick his balls and lick his ass and lick his feet. So now I have to be content tonguing and lapping and slurping all over my Master's balls, tonguing his superior ass and worshipping his massive feet. He said he might let me suck some pinkie dicks soon. I really don't want to do that, but if it pleases my Master, I must obey.

Calling All Losers!

2009-07-29T18:22:00.005-04:00

The latest Loser of the Month has inspired or depressed so many of you to ask, how do I become one of Sara's Losers of the Month!?! Well let me tell you.... All you need to do is submit a pic of yourself, I somewhat dislike posting peenie pics, it's already a given that losers have worthless pindicks and marshmallow nutsacks, so send a regular pic of you that tells a thousand words and all of them are LOSER. You can cut your head off, figuratively, as the Blue Whale did below. But you must write up why you are a loser and be convincing. Email your pic and loser love letter to me on Niteflirt!

August Loser of the Month!!!!

2009-07-25T16:32:00.008-04:00

The Blue Whale!

Hi Sara, please make me the Loser of the Month for August. I noticed you haven't posted any loser of the months lately. So here's my picture. Sorry I had to chop off my head. I mean on the picture. I know I have to write about why I'm a loser to prove I deserve to be your Loser of the Month. First of all I am fat. I can't find clothes that fit me. I sweat a lot in the summer but I have to wear a shirt and tie at my job. But at the end of the day here is what I look like. I know. You're probably thinking gross!!!

I haven't had a girlfriend in about 10 years and 50 pounds ago and she was fat too. I have a small dick about 5 inches. I'm addicted to porn. I live at home with my Mom and my Mom's boyfriend, who is using my Mom because he has no job. He collects disability for a back injury from a job yeeeeears ago. I keep telling her he's a loser and she says to shut-up that the pot don't call the kettle black. Then my fat sister moved back after she got divorced so I had to move to the basement.

It's not bad because after everyone goes to sleep I do my porn and call Niteflirt. And I stealth wank to other things. Like I call my Frequent Flyer club and ask how many miles I have and if there are any specials. I have to fly to another city for work a lot and I have a lot of miles but I haven't flown anywhere else yet. Do you have any suggestions where I should go? Or maybe I should give my miles to a pretty girl. Like you or Nicole. Because no one wants to sit next to a fat guy on an airplane. So I call the Frequent Flyer club and there are only women who answer questions. First of all they say I can find all of my answers at their website but I lie and say I don't have a computer and can't use the work computer for personal surfing. Then they say they understand. So I ask my questions and they answer from a script and I jerk off and then I cum and then I hang up.

I can't think of anything else except I eat a lot too, at work, on my way home from work, when I get home from work, snack all nite on junk food. My Mom says she's going to leave the house to my sister when she dies and nothing to me because she says she saw a few of my paystubs and I make enough money to do something with my life. But I blow it all on food and porn and everyone in my family borrows money from me. Should I remind them of that. But then they will remind me I'm a loser.

Everyone Hates....

2009-07-18T14:52:00.004-04:00

the One Minute Bitch!!

on Niteflirt! Her annoying 'One Minute Remaining' cues on Niteflirt calls are like nails on a chalkboard. Many have asked, who is the One Minute Bitch? There are only rumors and an internet urban legend that she was an actual phonesex girl who found her way onto Keen when it first opened for biz back in 1999 timeframe and had the voice that launched a thousand cringes. Because she was in the Bay area, home to the Keen / Niteflirt conglomerate, she was asked to come in and record all the voice prompts we have cum to know and HATE! I wonder if she was paid enough never to do phonesex again, because no one I know said that they've heard her sultry, typo I mean slutty tones live since. Did they give her a piece of the Keen action, so that when Keen was sold to AT&T, she now has shares of stock and is set for life? In that case, why couldn't I have been the One Minute Bitch?

One of my favorite callers has a slightly different theory:

NiteFlirt 1-min Lady (slut) must have been jealous, b/c she disconnected us... and you just don't do that to the royal Queen Sara!!!! (I always knew the one-minute lady was bi.)

Yes, we were disconnected right at the one minute warning mark! That slut!

Back on Black!

2009-07-18T14:40:00.004-04:00

in which peewee makes me jealous that my current black-male crush is with Miss Wales....

In my most recent UK Jungle Fever Update, which you kindly published on your stupendous blog, I referred to serial celeb-u-hottie shagger, pro footballer (that's a soccer player to all of my USofA bloggies), Jermain Defoe. You will recall Mr. Defoe, because you remarked privately to me that you would love a bit of Jermain yourself but, alas, regretfully believed that you were not his type. Presumably, you based this notion on the knowledge that he has previously seemed preoccupied with busty blonde glamour models, such as Sophie Reade from the Big Brother house (as featured in my more recent contribution to your blog). Well, I do believe his latest 'squeeze' will convince you otherwise. Jermain is dating Imogen Thomas, a former Miss Wales and a former Big Brother contestant. Imogen happens to be a sultry, pretty, 20-something brunette. OK, so she's not 'Sara Standard', but she's undoubtedly hot. And she's known to really like the black cock, as she's dated a string of footballers, mostly black. The attached article features pictures of Jermain with Imogen, and indeed with his previous girls. It's quite clear that he is exactly what girls want.

CLICK for the ARTICLE with PHOTOS

I am committed to you, and know my place as your cuckold. But if I were to see you publicly become Jermain's new WAG**, flaunting your perfection in front of our nation, that would be hard to take. Especially because he always plays so well against my team, Liverpool! The damned Barsteward!!

He is rumored to be extremely well hung, so yes I am jealous of all the hotties who have tried it out for size! Sara

**WAG = Wives and Girlfriends, Brit acronym for hotties who seek out wealthy footballers to bed and wed, Posh a/k/a Victoria Beckham is Queen of the WAGS....

Big Brother Black-Male Plot

2009-07-12T17:41:00.005-04:00

from peewee, my intrepid UK blog reporter:

The update on Sophie Reade, who you featured on a previous blog post, is interesting. Her fake Big Brother boyfriend has just been evicted and so she is now feigning heartbreak, presumably to avoid alienating the voting public and also to avoid any reprimands for fake romances. But the Big Brother Bosses have hatched a cunning plan to finally expose the romance as a 'showmance'. And how do they intend to do it? Well, how better than to introduce a big black man to the house! Pretty white girls in the UK are absolutely crazy for black guys, as my previous UK Jungle Fever reports have demonstrated, and Sophie is no different. So it will be fascinating to see just how quickly she forgets about her floppy and foppy white ex when she is faced with the enticing prospect of a big black stud! I give it a week - maximum! The article, outlining the 'Black Male' plan, was featured in today's Sunday Star tabloid.
Black Maled!

peewee fears UK Footie has gone totally Queer!

2009-07-05T23:12:00.004-04:00

from my intrepid UK blog reporter peewee....

Questions have to be asked. Particularly as it is common knowledge that a top player, Frank Lampard, was interrupted mid-shower by his then-coach, the ever metrosexual Jose Mourinho, to tell him that he was the best midfielder in the world!

Seriously, football in the UK is becoming so queer. It's starting to resemble the volleyball sequence in Top Gun, so much so that I expect ESPN (who have just bought rights to certain Premiership games) will start compiling post-game edit sequences set to the song 'Playing with the Boys'!!!

And now for everyone's GAY viewing pleasure, the Top Gun volleyball scene complete with one of the gayest songs ever! Sara

Just for Peewee

2009-07-05T18:09:00.004-04:00

Cheryl Cole from Girls Aloud on her Birthday

She looks more like the cake and the frosting! And her footie star hubby is hotness too....

Exploring Corsica...

2009-07-05T17:59:00.002-04:00

"I saw Megan Fox on Yahoo Tuesday, sexy, yes....but I would stride right past her if I saw you out somewhere. I see you as a pretty complex woman, with layers of cynicism and idealism inside. To get to the real Sara would be like exploring... Corsica... :-) not really, well maybe. I mean the complexity of beaches w/ mountains and all that in between."

Yes, I've been 'accused' of being somewhat complex. But I rarely if ever let a man get close enough to me to explore the complexity. Sexually, yes, to men who I deem cock-worthy or fuck-worthy. But since the demise of my relationship with Cuckie Chuckie, I've taken myself out of being girlfriend-able. Fuck-able yes, girlfriend-able no.

OMG GAYest thing I've ever read!

2009-07-02T21:30:00.005-04:00

Since the screen capture is difficult to read, here is the text:

59 yo retired male looking for a discreet bud to meet regularly for JO only. straight guys only no gay stuff. hairy a plus on stomach and chest but please be clean shaven down there. The twist is that I want a bud who can come live with me during storm season so we can go outside and JO during a tornado. My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton did at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado. Let's meet up and find out if you are the regular JO bud I need for the job.

no reply without face + dick pics. are you man enough.

Gay Awakening! A Gay Confession

2009-06-28T20:09:00.003-04:00

I remember when I first started talking with you last year. I wasn't really serious about the go gay thing. In fact, to me it was like playing a game. I had been listening to some hypnosis files that proposed to make me gay, to suck cock. I was buying them from a Flirt who I could never find on Niteflirt for live calls late nite so the only way to experience her kink and domination, was to buy her MP3s. I was intrigued. It was something different. After all, how many times can you jack off in a lifetime to the same old porn. But I still felt in control, that I was just playing. Little did I know where this would take me.

I confess although in real life, I have to be in control in the business world, I have a submissive streak...and the roleplay of being forced to become anything, let alone gay, was a real turn on. I don't think the MP3s were really that effective by themselves; they would have been just another online fantasy to me...I would have kept buying them, stroking off my little dick and eating my cum, that is, until I started talking to you.

You were so sweet sounding - so sincere. I remember you encouraging me to go out to an adult bookstore just to see what happens...I think you told me about one in xxxxxx where I had told you I was going over New Years. You acted like it was a lark. I think in my mind it was still all a roleplay...

...until I realized I was down on my knees on a hard concrete floor, lustily slurping down a big uncut Hispanic cock. It was New Years Eve morning - just after the sun came up...I had woken up very early still a little buzzed from partying; left the hotel room stealthily so I would not awaken the guys I went to xxxxxx with, and took a drive in the rental car. Consciously, I had no idea where I was going until I pulled up in the lot in front of the ABS...and one thing led to another.

It took several weeks before I went out again and found a cock to suck...I kept telling myself I was not gay...that this was just a game after all...but I could not stop myself. And I had to talk to you; I was slowly falling into your 'orbit' - and suddenly you were not so sweet - but wonderfully demanding - calling me a faggot - a cock sucker - and I luved it - I luved you.

I've fought you long and hard Sara over these last 6 months - but today was a big day. I officially became a gay fag boi.

I went to the Gay Spa - yes I'm a member and I've been going more and more regularly - hoping to suck a cock. Not much was happening and I was ready to leave. I took one last stroll through what is called the 'dark room' - no lights - and ran into another guy. He immediately grabbed my cock and started to suck me! I had not really been looking for that - I have always gone there to get sucked. But it was sooo good...and then another guy came up and I reached over and grabbed his dick and started jacking it. Soon I pushed the first guy over to suck this new dick...and got down on my knees to join him. 2 or 3 other guys joined in - it was a regular orgy in a few minutes. I was sucking several cocks - slurping over them - spitting on them - sucking their balls into my mouth...

After about 15 minutes of this one guy grabbed my ass, and turned me around - he pushed my over a bench and thrust his hard dick into my ass!! No lube but spit - and it hurt sooo good when it finally popped in. It burned and stretched and then finally it felt great when he started thrusting it in and out. I had lost my virginity! And I was moaning like a whore and thrusting back on it - it felt so damn good! We ended up going to his room where he put me on my back and pounded the shit out of me - with my legs wrapped around him hugging him close - I was in heaven. I knew at that moment I was truly gay - no woman would ever want to fuck me after this. Real men don't like to be fucked in the ass. But I was laying there getting fucked in the ass and loving every minute. I was staring up into his eyes - moaning "fuck my ass harder, baby" - 'Your dick feels sooo good inside me' OMYGOD baby - come in my hot ass - PLEASE CUM IN ME!" And he did. I was his. And I luved it.

Thanks Sara - I have finally gone all the way - this is what you have made me - you have made my little game my new reality. I am truly a little cock slut now in every sense of the word. I truly do not care if I ever get any more pussy ever - I am so turned on by getting fucked in my ass- it feels fantastic! I luv swallowing cock and licking balls --- and I am perfectly happy wanking my little cock off myself; so I can eat all of my own cum.

I guess if I were a real man I should be disgusted and hate you, Sara - but I am obviously not a real man - I luv you Sara for forcing me into my new way of life.

Replace the Face!

2009-06-25T17:38:00.006-04:00

Talk about subliminal advertising and I mean that facetiously. But really, it should be a dude's face ready to gobble a big fat Super Seven Incher. BK's HQ is right here in Miami, so thanks to the 'marketeers' who came up with this ad, but they got it all wrong! Gay gobbling will sell more BK 7" meat! Or even better, have the hottie force feed it into a dude's mouth!