Replace the Face!

Talk about subliminal advertising and I mean that facetiously. But really, it should be a dude's face ready to gobble a big fat Super Seven Incher. BK's HQ is right here in Miami, so thanks to the 'marketeers' who came up with this ad, but they got it all wrong! Gay gobbling will sell more BK 7" meat! Or even better, have the hottie force feed it into a dude's mouth!

It can happen to you!

"I am now her (Sara's) complete sissy bitch and I am headed out to the adult bookstore to suck cock for her. Watch out guys she really has turned me gay....no more pussy for me, just cock...and I was not ever into being a sissy before this." (from a feedback comment on Niteflirt)

Before, as in years before, when xxxxxx first started calling me on Niteflirt, he claimed to be bi, which of course means to me, need a push off the gay cliff. xxxxxx is a very manly hot-looking guy, well over 6 feet, not the usual type to give the push. But to me bi is gay, so xxxxxx got the push off the gay cliff and now, has not only given up pussy for good, but also dresses like a slut in leather pants and tight tittie-form top or slut dress with a tight belt. xxxxxx also has a stripper who is pimping her sissy ass out at the strip club making xxxxxx suck cock for her. So beware, yes, it can happen to you. You may call me with the nastiest fantasy in mind, with no intention of doing anything beyond pulling your prick, but you may end up, some nite, driven to suck cock or dress like a hottie ho, or ask a stripper to pimp you. You never know when the urge might strike to transform fantasy into reality. Which is what I love, in an evil way, to do most of all, to those who crave cock in fantasy, to make it a reality. After all, I suck cock, and so should you.

UK Jungle Fever Continues!

....from peewee, my intrepid UK blog reporter....

On the subject of the UK television show Big Brother, and in particular 20 year old glamour model Sophie's stunning revelation that she really likes black men, that size is important to her, has elevated Sophie to become the tabloid face of BB10. And so her proclamation that she is a size queen with a taste for black men is yet another fan to flame the roaring Jungle Fever gripping our nation. So many lusty white young women will be hanging on her every word. And her honest views will further fuel the widespread recognition that our hot young girls want it big and black.

Given her comments, it came as no surprise to read in the papers that she had previously dated the football (soccer) star, Tottenham Hotspurs' Jermaine Defoe. He is a black man (who resembles the black porn stud Mandingo in more ways than one) well known for bedding the most beautiful white glamour girls. Apparently, Sophie was so taken with him, that she told close friends that he was "the one"! The report is detailed here.


of course Jermaine is the shirtless hot black stud in this pic

What did come as a surprise however, was that Sophie seemed to be developing a closeness with a good-looking white boy housemate, Kris. Granted, there is only one black man in the BB house, and he is two years her junior. Nevertheless, it seemed unlikely that Sophie would drop her guard for anyone who wasn't big and black. And sure enough, no sooner had this closeness occurred, the rumours and body language experts concluded that it was merely a fauxmance! It would seem that Sophie and Kris are faking their relationship to gain the votes.

And UK Jungle Fever is now so advanced that when a hot blonde like Sophie gets with a white guy, questions are immediately asked! Indeed, Big Brother felt compelled to call the 'couple' into the diary room in order to humiliate Kris by reciting Sophie's 'black men' comment to his face and warning against fake relationships! Obviously Big Brother has been watching long enough to recognize a girl who is so clearly built for black cock - and feels a little sorry for the little white boys she is blatantly stringing along until she can get back to black! The amazing diary room scene is attached here.

I can personally admit that it is sometimes difficult for a white guy to watch the trend of our hottest young females slipping away from us and into the beds of black men. But thanks to your wise words Sara, I feel that your loyal little bloggies are the best prepared for this inevitable social shift. We have been skillfully conditioned to totally accept and respect the girls' preference for well hung black men. We know our place in this world, and just as we are happy to hear that you are being properly satisfied by real men, we are genuinely pleased to hear that Sophie, and others hotties like her, are getting the big black cock they so richly crave and deserve.

pic of Sophie Reade entering the Big Brother House c/o Getty Images

Even More Gay Places to Live!

Three more Gay places to live submitted by one of my blog readers:


Fagg, Virginia 24073 zip code

Cocke County, Tennessee

Felch, Michigan


to which we can add to the list of:

Anus, France
Homosassa, Florida
Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
Fort Dick, Pennsylvania
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Cockeysville, Maryland
Coxsackie, New York
Manassas, Virginia
Dildo, Newfoundland
Cockplay, Scotland
Three Cocks, Wales
Weener, Germany
Dikshit, India
Gofuku, Japan
Fukuoka, Japan
Fukien, China

Small Dick Confession!

I have a small dick. It drives me so goddamn crazy to know that it's small, know that I was born with it and there is nothing I can do about it. It sucks the most that I am so horny all the time.

It doesn't take too much for me to get hard, but the only way to act on that is to just jerk off, then watch that not-so-impressive hard dick go back to its' even smaller self makes me feel even more shameful. I confess that even when it's hard it looks small. I have a little (very little) over 3 inches, not very thick either. But when it's not hard it's so small I can't even feel it sometimes. Then there are times when it gets so small it's not even there at all, the head shrinks inside of me.

What makes it suck the most is that more and more women like yourself are not shy about saying size matters. It's becoming too common. To make things even more worse is I hear those commercials on the radio about "what women really want" for some pills that will either make your dick longer, thicker or both. I looked at those and I can't even use them as I'm allergic to some of the items that make up the pill. It's just not right!!!!! It's just not fair!!!! I'm going to be alone (womanless) for the rest of my life, with this little thing that gives me a few seconds of joy but hours and hours of pain and sadness.

Herbie's Part II by GAYWAYNE

Gaywayne's Alaskan Adventure Continued....

Waiting for party night at Herbie's was excruciating. I was too nervous to eat the day of the party. I kept saying why oh why am I doing this? This is not normal. But the other side of me said I had to do it. I was born to be a sissy servant for the black man and his white girlfriend. The frenchmaid costume was very expensive in Alaska. I couldn't find any kinky shops. Did they even exist in Alaska? I actually had to go to a uniform shop where they sold waitress and nurse uniforms and asked if they had a frenchmaid's uniform. "We got maid uniforms", the native woman advised me. "You gettin' a maid?" I was a little thrown by the question. But "yes" was the obvious, easy answer. "She's from Montreal." I said, "And she said she would prefer a frenchmaid's uniform." "Oh she's a Frenchie," the girl commented. "Well here are the maid uniforms. Put that Frenchie to work." I couldn't believe I found a frenchmaid's uniform, a real one, for real frenchmaids! It was tres, tres expensive, but I thought it would be worth it.

So I brought my frenchmaid uniform with me in a bag, tres, tres gay. A big scary black man opened the door of Herbie's when I arrived there close to midnight. After I handed him the $25, he looked in my bag and then laughed when he saw my costume and said. "Go right ahead in little white brother," which somehow made me feel better. There was lovely Jilleen who gave me the finger motion to come over to the door to a back room and gave me instructions of what I should do next. Which is something I will never forget.

I had to take a shower in a line with 8 other white men, butt naked. This shower was hooked up from an overhead sprinkler 'in case of fire' and the water was cold and shrunk our whitemen peens even more.

Jilleen informed us we were in her prison and laughed. Then she said we had to completely shave the hair off our pussies. Big deal you might say? It is when you all have to share the same razor from the $1.75 cent store. Yeah, there is no such thing as a dollar store in Alaska. You can't buy anything for a dollar in Alaska. So this razor was very dull by the time it was passed to me, the last in line.

Then Jilleen gave us all tiny pairs of panties that said Obama on the behind (Sort of like the pic Sara posted on her blog of a cute whitegirl wearing hers.) When we were told to put on our sissy outfits, some were so short the Obama was peeking out underneath.

The Snort Room

Then Jilleen led us to the back snort room. I thought: "Oh god. I'm not a junkie. And I don't want to get hooked on crack cocaine." But it was not drugs. It was the blackman's cum in trojan bags that the whitegirls brought in. They got it fresh from their black lovers. We were told to sit down behind this long table and were each given a bag and told to pour all the contents on a saucer. We were given straws and told to hold one nostril while sniffing with the other.

When the blackman's cum went to the back of our nose we were told to hold it there and slowly let it drip down our throats to fully experience tasting the blackman's white gold to get us hooked and make a lasting impression on us. Some gagged but finished snorting the cum while Jilleen took pictures, proof that we all were truly white fags if we weren't before.

One white sissy told us about how he used to wait out in the parking lot and beg and even pay the blackman for his cum bag to drink after he got done fucking a pretty white girl in the back seat of her car. The sissy said felt so ashamed when this one girl laughed her ass off when he paid and received the used rubber and the girl blurted, "Have a good time with it faggot!" She could not get over how dumb and weak whiteboys really are.

The Party Room

There is nothing so demeaning and embarrassing as being called out from the kitchen to bring out trays of food in a tiny frenchmaid outfit wearing lots of lipstick to witness the look on smiling pretty faces of the most beautiful girls in town. Everytime I would offer them food, the girls would say something humiliating like: "Thanks fag" or "That's a cute gay ass you have" or "I bet you must really enjoy taking up the ass alot. Do you prefer the large ones?" I blushed and this girl laughed and said, "Now I'm convinced you do."

One brotha shouted, "Hey Frenchie bitch maid. My crib needs to be cleaned." His girl loved that one. Actually, I think most of the sissies loved being teased. I guess it's hard to be a real sissy in Alaska, so you get sissified wherever and whenever you can.

The Real Men (Black of course)

We sissy fairy whiteboys nearly fainted when some of the brothas stripped down down to their g-strings or went totally commando (naked). Sara, they had bodies that belong in AFROBONES, most of them from working on the Alaska pipeline. Their huge magnificent shaped cocks made us tiny cracker boys tremble and even cry. How embarrassing it felt when some of us silly fags were put over the blackmen's laps (with our panties pulled down) and spanked (like the scared little girlie sissies we were.) The white girls rooted their blacklovers on. "Spank their white asses!"

Our Big Tip for the Night's Work

Every whiteboy who worked at the party got to suck a large fat cock belonging to a brotha before going home. Just to give us all something to remember for a long time to cum. The only thing I did not like is that I had to share mine with Mousey, the pinball player fagboy, and watch his snake-like mouth wrap around it and then we were ordered to share cum with a fag kiss. The good side was I got a beating from Trey's horsecock while his girlfriend held it and beat us with it calling us stupid white queers and more. Before I left I asked where was the owner of the place (Herbie). Herbie apparently had made his money when he sold the place and skidaddled back to the lower 48 (as everyone calls it in Alaska) to open a strip club in Nevada.

Going Home

Two days later, I caught a cab to take me to Anchorage International Airport to go back home to New York. So much for my possible permanent move to Alaska. Before we got on Airport Road, we hit a red light on my final cold, Monday morning in arctic hell. I didn't even recognize it was Herbie's intersection, I wasn't used to seeing it by daylight. It was now a construction site closed off and ready to be destroyed by a demolition team for a new strip mall with a sign announcing the names of the new restaurant and stores that would be 'Coming Soon'. I noticed there was graffiti spray painted on Herbie's, things like: "WHITEFAGS HANG OUT HERE" or "BLACKCOCK RULES" and "SISSIES SUCK! DARK MEAT!".

The black cabbie in the Mets baseball cap explained, I'm from New York too, Queens, I used to drive in Manhattan, before all the Paki's took over the cabbie jobs. Just like Giuliani done in New York, Times Square and everywhere, Sarah Palin wants to knock down all the whorehouses and strip clubs and gay bars in the big cities of Alaska and get rid of the sin, sex and fags. Like it don't exist. (Well she got rid of me. I thought.) I work up here, not all year round, I take the rough part of the winters off and hang out in Hawaii and drive tourists around in mini-buses. But the pay is good here and you don't get robbed, or yelled at when you get a dent in your cab, it happens to everyone, the roads and drivers are sh*t."

Then I just happened to look at the cabbie photo on the dashboard and I thought I would sh*t in my pants. It was one of the black studs at the party named Jacko. Trey's friend who made a whiteboy kiss his ass to make the girls laugh. He did not recognize me without my frenchmaid uniform on and I didn't recognize him in his baseball cap and parka. Boy. Everyone seems to live a double life like I do. The light turned green and I left what seemed to be now a far distant dream of the past as I looked forward to taking the plane back over the blue skies of New York. The dream of the future would be to be free to live the way I want and not have to worry about the government telling me what I can and can't do. I prayed: God please keep Sarah Palin in Alaska and don't let her get her crazy claws into any other government seat, most of all keep her out of the White House.

I didn't reveal to Jacko that I had been at the party, I guess I must pass as a man when in manly attire. "Well say hello to New York City for me!" Jacko said as he unloaded my bags from the trunk of the taxi and handed them to me. "Hey you look a little familiar, do I know you from somewhere?" "No," I lied, "I've been working up in Dead Horse, oil company project." "Sh*t, Dead Horse, that's about as bad ass cold as you can get. New York will feel like summertime if it's 32 degrees there." I carried my luggage into the airport. My frenchmaid uniform was packed away and I was hoping that the Herbie's farewell party wouldn't be the last time I would get to wear it!

Porn Actresses Going Mainstream?

peewee postulates:

"I read an interesting article in this month's Empire movie magazine. It related to the adult film star Sasha Grey's move from porn star to mainstream Hollywood actress. It is also detailed in the attached link:

Sasha Grey

I recall your January blog about the 'porn bail-out'. And that leads me to another theory of sorts. With consumers steadily bailing out of buying adult dvd's, etc (with the alternatives available on-line), we may begin to see the emergence of porn stars as leading ladies on the big screen, as they too bail out for richer financial rewards.

I think the days when we looked down on a girl for shooting a porn film are long gone. Nowadays, a leaked sex video is a priority for hot wannabes. And just because we've seen young Sasha getting stuffed full of huge black cocks, does not mean we (or wee) little men don't still lust after her. In fact, quite the contrary. I believe that the porn starlets of today could easily command Hollywood careers. We may have to acknowledge that they are beyond our mortal means sexually, reserved for real men with huge cocks and unrivaled sexual prowess. However, that has always been the case with Hollywood's leading ladies. Let's face it, Marilyn Monroe and Grace Kelly were not exactly attainable to the everyday man on the street. So, as Sasha and other porn actresses come to prominence, we may see a new porn boom, as the line between adult and mainstream movies becomes ever more blurred. Sasha will be the first of many, in my humble opinion."

My response to peewee:

"I think you could be on the right track about the porn actress / mainstream actress crossover. But this track has been the back road or breakdown lane for most. Traci Lords appears in ridiculous B films, but nevertheless keeps slogging along. Some porn actresses become B film horror actresses here in the States, and continue doing porn. Of course in the horror films, they get naked, but don't have any hardcore sex scenes.

From what I've read about Sasha, she had goals beyond porn and wanted to control her career from the beginning, porn was a stepping stone. She seemed more intelligent and aware than other porn actresses. Example: refusing to blow up her tits with silicone sacs to conform to the porno breast-o-saurus look.

A porn connoisseur called her "one of the new-age small-tittied pretentious pornstars who considers porn to be performance art". But the other reason I read she was cast in the Soderbergh film, was because she had no inhibitions about her body and being sexual onscreen, which apparently troubles some regular actresses who are concerned that doing nude scenes or that being too porn-y in a regular film will hurt their career...."

Men's #4 Sex Fantasy is....

....gay sex! especially getting a blow job from another guy....

Hmmmm I would have thought it would be the other way around, but maybe those who participated in the research were too embarrassed to say they'd rather be the catcher vs. the pitcher.

According to new research published in The Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy, one in 10 men are harboring a serious sexual secret. "There are two kinds of secrets guys keep," says Les Parrott, author of Crazy Good Sex. "Things they wish their wives or girlfriends would understand but are scared they won't, and things they're just plain trying to get away with."

"There are guys who will have sex with a partner once or twice a month, and masturbate 20 to 25 times**," says psychologist Barry McCarthy, Ph.D., co­author of Discovering Your Couple Sexual Style.
"When you're married he hides: That he's fantasized about a guy -- and maybe acted on it. According to McCarthy's research, this is more typical than you might guess. "The fourth most common sexual fantasy among straight men is sex with another male, especially receiving oral sex from a guy," McCarthy says. "But the great majority of men do not act on the fantasy."

**This is so true from my unofficial research on Niteflirt -- Sara

QUEER WINDOW (by Gaywayne) Part I

Christopher Reeve (Superman) starred in a 1998 remake of the 1954 Hitchcock classic "Rear Window" followed by a teener remake titled "Disturbia" with nerdboy Shia LeBoeuf in 2007. Now Gaywayne offers a BBC story version entitled "Queer Window".

STORYLINE: Our hero Gaywayne buys a cheap pair of binoculars at a yard sale thinking they might come in handy for something like bird-watching, but he gets a BONAFIDE result when he focuses them on his next door neighbor's window. Seeing a hot stud coming out of the shower drying himself with a towel... The delicious naked man is a black marine who looks like the pornstar AFRO BIGCOCK (no relation to Alfred Hitchcock of course) on a weekend pass to fuck his pretty white girlfriend Lisa as she lays in bed waiting for him. Gaywayne can't believe how big this blackman's balls are hung when magnified.

Gaywayne finds out that the black marine is named Dante and is not surprised why his neighbor Lisa blows him off every time he made lame-ass whiteboy advances asking her out to dinner at Hooters or to the movies. Although Lisa always accepts his offers to wash her car, saying yeah knock yourself out Wayne, then giggles. Gaywayne admits to Sara about peeping around her car for evidence on how slutty Lisa might be, finding matchbooks to bars and club near the military base and one time Gaywayne found a pair of 'scented' red thongs stuffed under the passenger seat, which he pocketed and used later for yanking his doodle.

THE STORYLINE CONTINUES: Talk about peeping, how about aerial surveillance....Sara and Nicole are tired of Gaywayne thinking he might be a real man, so since Sara has figured out where Gaywayne lives, Sara and Nicole went on Google Earth to figure out which place was Lisa's and got her phone number on a reverse search. Oh the power of the internet.


RING RING: Hello Lisa? // Yes, who's this? // This is Sara and Nicole, we're not friends with, but we know Gaywayne, I mean your neighbor Wayne really well. // I see. // And we would love it if you would play a joke on him. He deserves it. // Why does he deserve it? // Well he's been peeping on you and your black marine boyfriend doing it. // What? That fuckin' pervin' faggot!!! // Yes, it's true and he also stole a pair of your thongs out of your car and wears them. // Double fuckin' sissy faggot!!! What do you want me to do?? // Well it's time to GAY him once and for all. Can you believe he went to Alaska thinking that would 'straighten' him out? He's more of a black cock loving faggot than ever!! Can you have your boyfriend distract him then replace his Playboy and Hustler magazines with a stack of XXXtra-Black Inches mags and take away all his straight porn and replace it with the XXX DVD series of blackmen fucking whiteboys called Black Titans. We can overnite the package of porn to you. It will be worth it to us to laugh our asses off. // Absolutely, my boyfriend can distract him, I've noticed Wayne, I mean Gaywayne always wants to talk to him or spend time with him and now I know why! // Well if you need to give either of your lips a rest from the beating they can take from a BBC, we're sure Gaywayne wouldn't mind servicing your black stud! // Actually that wouldn't be a bad idea, I wouldn't mind watching a silly white fagboy suck off my hung Afrocock stud. // (Giggles from Sara and Nicole and Lisa....)

to be continued....

Megan Fox = Size Queen!

Today I open my Yahoo to find a spam email titled:

Megan Fox's Dildo Caught at Airport Scan!!!!

I didn't dare open it, in case it had some kind of malware script, but I relayed the chillarious spam email subject to Nicole who came back with a zinger:

"Oh, you mean Brian Austin Green?"

Yes, unfortunately it's true. BAG is her dildo boy. Why else would Megan Fox even keep a poor old lame actorboy around, unless he is hung and knows how to use it! Every time she breaks up with him, in less than a week, she's back in the 'service male' saddle again.

Here is Megan caught groping it!


btw the sign says it all hehe


an admirer also pointed out that BAG's t-shirt says EVEREADY hehehe this is what every girl needs in a Dildo Boy!

Katy Perry = Size Queen

I didn't realize there were so many Katy Perry fans among my bloggies. Not only fans of her hotness cuteness, not only fans of her song "I Kissed a Girl", but also fans of her love for BBC. Her on again off again engagement disengagement from lead singer of Gym Class Heroes, Travis McCoy is apparently on again. Travis is a hot tatted mocha latte dude who of course, size-wise, is packing. I say Katy should deliver a song about being a BBC Size Queen next!

Size Queens on the Screen!

* Ally McBeal in Episode "Cro-Magnon Man"- Ally (Calista Flockhart) falls for a nude model with a huge penis. (story continued in Episodes 13 and 21); "Sex, Lies and Second Thoughts"- Ally breaks up with a man because he has a tiny penis, "like a pop-up chicken thermometer".

* American Beauty - Mena Suvari questions her friend about the size of her boyfriend's penis

* Boogie Nights - Various females comment on Dirk's penis

* Dream Lover - Mädchen Amick confesses that's she's cheated on her husband with a guy who has a "huge cock"

* Foxy Brown - Foxy (Pam Grier) makes fun of "little-dicked white guys"

* Futurama - Leela, upon spotting Fry's penis, comments on what women had to put up with before Genetic Engineering.

* Human Nature - Patricia Arquette leaves her "tiny penis" boyfriend for a well endowed man.

* Raging Bull - Cathy Moriarty tells Robert DeNiro that she slept with his brother & that his penis is bigger than DeNiro's

* Sex and the City - Mr.Big storyline; "Ex and the City"- This time it's a penis that's too big; "The Awful Truth", Samantha (Kim Cattrall) finds it hard to tell her boyfriend that his penis is too small. In another episode Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) says "We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick..."

* The Sweetest Thing - Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair discuss penis size. In a later scene Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate are seen with a look of amazement on their faces when they see Selma Blair's boyfriend naked.

* Caroline in the City: Del discovers that Caroline's ex is better endowed than he is, and as a result becomes more anxious in the bedroom.

* Outrageous Fortune -Sandy Brozinsky (Bette Midler) determines that the decapitated corpse she views in the morgue isn't her lover Michael Sanders because the penis is too small.

* Coupling - Sally (Kate Isitt) becomes interested in Patrick once she finds out that he has a massive penis, she instantly wants to have sex with him, but is conflicted on whether or not to because of his political views.

* Friends - Pheobe, Rachel and Monica all spy on an muscular man who is walking around his apartment in a towel, when he drops it a look of amazement is seen on their faces, followed by a unanimous, "Wow!" at how well-endowed he is.

* Moulin Rouge - Nicole Kidman pulls down Ewan Macgregor's trousers and exclaims "big boy!" with a look of delight on her face. (I have to wonder if this line was improv'd, Ewan's known to be a well hung whiteboy, and Nicole's known to be somewhat of a size queen, after leaving Tommy Boy, she hooked up with rapper Q-tip who boasts about his 9"! Sara)

Source

Gaywayne whets our appetites...

...while we are still waiting for Part II of Gaywayne's Alaskan Adventure...

Here Gaywayne goes into more details about Alaska's lack of gay sex action! But he redeems this lack of far north fagfuckery by recommending a hot BBC blog! (Click the blog post title or the link below to see the hot BBC pics)

Nicole also wanted me to ask Gaywayne about whether strippers make good $ in Alaska, but she would never move anywhere so cold no matter how good the $ was. Here is Gaywayne's response:

"Happy that Nicole will read this. Yes, strippers do make alot of money there mostly because of the high cost of living. All the jobs start out paying $10 an hour. Plus what else do men have to spend money on. Booze. Girls. Sex. In Anchorage it's about even in gender population. But Northern Alaska past Fairbanks, it's mostly men in the colder zone near the arctic region. Where they drill for oil and the pipeline actually starts and that's where many of the hunters and fishermen go. THE CAR RENTALS WOULD NOT let me take their car up there due to bad gravel roads and lack of help and gas stations on the Dalton Highway.

The reason for lack of gay activity is simply because the land is under-developed in northern Alaska for big business. They're lucky to get satellite tv up there. It's very primitive. It's like the 1982 movie THE THING.

I CHECKED OUT THOSE HOT BLACK MEN JASON and TROY THE FOOTBALL PLAYER. YOU DO HAVE GREAT TASTE IN BLACK MEN. I love it when white girls tell me about hot black men. Speaking about hot black men Sara, you must check out the blog AFROBONES if you haven't already. The men are so hot. You won't be sorry. The black studs are so big I thought I was going to die just checking them out. HUGE COCKS. Some good pics of little whiteboys giving them head.

But actually we did not steal Alaska. We bought it off the Russians for over 7 millions dollars around 1867. But there's no denying it, from the Top of Melville Canada straight down to the Cape Horn of South America, the Natives of the Americas got screwed."

Gaywayne

Katy Perry Tells It Like It Is, but....

....she needs to push this dude off the gay cliff!!!

It's one thing to complain about a fagboy, a hot bitch should take action. If you find a gayboy who's lost in gay limbo, wears more make-up than you, spends more time on myspace than you and is into auto-asphyxia while jacking, it's time to make that uber-fehg take cock!

Katy Perry's Lyrics to Ur So Gay

I hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...
You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you rather myspace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With some one that wears more makeup than...
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull em down and
There's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no...
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like... penis

yes agree with KP's white girl gang signs, pussy is #1 !!! Sara

If it Ain't Black, Take it Back!!

Bridgette with husband Skeeter

"When legendary porn performer Bridgette Kerkove was setting all sorts of records back at the start of her carnal career - the heavy-hootered blonde did close to 400 sex tapes, most of them during her prolific first year in hardcore - she was secretly harboring a craving much more intense than the one driving her to do at least one anal sex scene a day for months at a time.

The Austrian-born, now retired in California, Kerkove was a lover of cock but most of all Big Black Cock, and was reportedly secretly disappointed when she had to take white dick.

The star of such interracial nutbusters as: 'If It Ain't Black Take It Back', 'Black Up In Her' and 'Hit Me With Your Black Cock' reportedly told her manager at the time, hubby Skeeter Kerkove, that if she could, she would take black dick only. But the reality of the marketplace was, at the time, limited for such a sexual dynamic, which had a relatively small appeal to porno consumers. In fact, conventional wisdom amongst pornsters was that by doing interracial scenes, adult porn starlets might lose more fans than they gained, due to long ingrained social/racial prejudices. In any case, Bridgette was a sexual trooper about it all and still fucked hundreds of white guys alongside her favored Blacks, and for her anyway, the old sexual adage of "Once you go Black, you never go back" was indeed true."

my intrepid UK reporter peewee found this treasure in a UK magazine, "Men's World"....

GAYWAYNE's Alaskan Adventure Part I

When I first arrived to Anchorage, Alaska I was interested in the local history. I visited the museums. Read the history posted on the buildings. Checked out the streets where an earthquake took its' toll back in in the Sixties. Took the shore walk. Visited the bargain shops (there were no bargains, everything in Alaska is expensive) and even went to the zoo. I ate at some excellent restaurants like the Brewing House and the Sour Dough Mining Co. for some great Alaskan seafood.

After a month or so my thirst for knowledge was satisfied and a different kind of appetite emerged. (Gaycock hunger??) I kept saying to myself that I was much too manly and that I loved women too much for that or so I thought I did? I went downtown to see if there was any red light district action. Found very little of it if that. After a few days I got fed up walking the streets with Eskimo hooker chicks coming up to me. But I guess it was alright since it was their country and we stole it. But my legs got tired and decided to end the late afternoon in some dive bar called Herbies.

Once I got inside my eyes brightened when I saw that the bartender was a hot blue-eyed blonde wearing really low cut jeans and a shirt tied under her lovely tits. She said "Yeah". I replied a cold Budweiser in a bottle please. I noticed there was only one other customer besides me, a drunk whose head was sleeping at the counter on the other side of the bar. When she returned with my beer and took my five ($5 for a bottle of Bud!!!) she went back to reading a magazine, blowing bubbles from her chewing gum with her gorgeous long legs up on the counter. My mouth watered. I was happy I came in, it was just my luck there was this beautiful lady to feast my eyes on.

But then I noticed the mag she was looking at was about bodybuilding and it seemed to feature all black men pumping iron. To make conversation I politely asked if I could check out the mag after she was done looking at it. Without looking up, she said,"Yeah. OK." And then tossed the magazine over to me.

I keep nursing my expensive beer and checked out the magazine. The address label stated: Herbert Something-or-Other, so thought I would be more more daring and asked, "I guess the owner of this place must be into bodybuilding". She said "That fucking wimp? He's just another stupid corn-balled whiteboy." I said 'wow' to myself.

Another customer walked in so the pretty bartender smirked and attended the other patron saying to him, "Hey Mousey. Look over there Herbie got the pinball machine fixed just in time for the party." He said, "Oh goodie. Please give me some quarters along with a Sprite" as he threw down a twenty. This guy was definitely gay. He swung his skinny little ass that was inside tight black jeans back and forth as played pinball. Wearing big hoop earrings. Fucking fag I said to myself.

The blonde then began flipping channels on the tv and noticed a basketball game (which had only black players of course) ending. "Dammit" she said. So she picked up the remote and started to channel surf looking very bored. (I was getting too horny to be bored). Then she got a call on her cell. She said "Hey Erica, what's up? Oh there's nothing going on here. Nothing on tv except whiteboy garbage shit and some whitefag who wanted to look at Herbie's black muscle mag. And Mousey's here humping the pinball machine." I blushed. I could hear what she was saying if I listened carefully even though she was at the other end of the bar with the tv blaring.

When she hung up I decided to make my move. I remember Sara saying: Tell a pretty girl how gay you are. So I thought here was my big chance. I motioned her over and sweetly asked, "Can you tell me your name please?" "Why the fuck do you want to know?" "So I can ask you where a gayboy can find some action around here?" Then she let her hair down and nicely said. "Sorry. Ever since the governor declared war on porn, everything's already closed or closing down including this place real soon. Herbie sold it. It's becoming a family eatery now. We're having a farewell party this Friday nite." I said "I noticed there was a bunch of pictures of black athletes on the wall, that's a different theme than any other bar I've been in so far up here. She (Jilleen) said "There aren't many black dudes in Alaska. Unfortunately. But I know where they are. My boyfriend's black." She smiled proudly. Then she continued: "Yes, there used to be all white sportsmen photos up on the wall. Hunters with their trophy kills mostly. But since Herbie sold the place, we figured, what the shit, so we made Herbie put up black ones." She laughed.

Then she went on to tell me more of the history of the bar. It was boomtown in the pipeline days. Then it went kinda bust. Even the fishing industry got regulated, alot of jobs were lost. So Herbie had a big black dude at the grille who also doubled as a bouncer. One day Herbie who was in a pissy mood yelled at Laura, a pretty white waitress, for messing up a big order. The big black bouncer Trey was furious and pulled Herbie by the ear to back of the kitchen. Herbie didn't know that Trey, the bouncer, was fucking the waitress. He easily wrestled Herbie to the ground and kept him pinned there with his foot while Herbie wiggled helplessly like a just caught fish. Word was that he later made Herbie suck his first big black 10 inch cock. All the white waitresses were extremely delighted to hear about this, because Herbie was a nasty little whiteprick. Then Laura, who happened to be Jilleen's sister, caught Herbie sucking Trey's cock live and snapped a cell phone picture in which she used to blackmail Herbie. The story goes that Trey quit the griller/bouncer job. But just a few days later, he got a call from Herbie. He said he'd only come back if he got a big raise and if Herbie hired a black friend of his.

Herbie agreed and in walked these hot black stallions with perfectly muscular chiseled bodies from working on the pipeline. These men were from big cities like Detriot and St. Louis. They took whatever jobs they could get when they got laid off, bouncers, cooks, dishwashers, etc. In fact, all the pretty white waitresses and bartenders at Herbies were from Hooters or strip clubs after they closed.

I asked who was the faggy boy playing pinball? Jilleen said: "Oh thats Mousey. A perfect name for a whiteboy don't you think? Jilleen explained to me that Mousey was a rich kid who gets a nifty allowance from his wealthy parents every month by telling them he wants to make it on his own. Mousey helps Jilleen and her black boyfriend pay their rent. In return they let him clean their apartment once a week and if he does a good job, her black stud lets him hand wash his g-string underwear and Jilleen's thongs and panties in the sink. Peggy explained it's a real gas to watch the faggot do this and her girlfriends love hearing about it.

I was deeply moved by this story and wished I was Mousey. Then I asked my final question. "Can anyone come to this farewell party?" Jilleen said, "Well black men and white girls for free, but we charge whiteboys $25 dollars to pay for all the food and drink of course. I said that's fine and I would be there this Friday night. Jilleen said the party starts at 10pm as she was bending down to put away my empty beer bottle into a recycle bin, showing her off beautiful ass. I thought I would die, but then I realized this was ass for the black man only because black men always get only the most beautiful whitegirls in the USA no matter where in the USA as it should be and us whiteboys better suck on that.

Jilleen continued: oh there's just one more thing Wayne. I listened carefully drinking a glass of ice water that I had ordered and had to pay $1 !!!! "The farewell party is a Pimps and Ho's party. All girls dress like ho's. All the black dudes dress like pimps." "So what do the whiteboys dress like?" I asked. "All the whiteboys must bring a costume to wear, you know, like something sissy or faggy." "You mean like a Frenchmaid's uniform?" said Mousey from the pinball machine. I coughed out my water. "Swallow an ice cube baby?" She asked. I said to myself, no it's more like I swallowed my balls. All along I had been hitting bar after bar in Alaska, land of the REAL men, while what I was secretly looking and hoping to find was a kinky little place with my kind of action, and it was just my bad luck that it was going to be closing down.

Then suddenly this big bald headed handsome brute black dude came in and walked up to the bar. Jilleen bent over the bar and yelled, "Oh baby I missed you so much!" Put her arms around him and proceeded to give him the longest and and hottest french kiss I ever saw. NO WHITE GIRL EVER GAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO A WHITE GUY. With her pretty ass sticking out this made me cum in my pants. I thought this was the perfect time to leave so they could be alone and I could deal with my 'sticky' situation. Oops I realized as I was leaving, they weren't really alone, since Mousey was there, but who-knows-what they'd make him do. So I left a nice a tip while realizing that I might be biting off more than I could chew by attending the farewell party....

Next: WAYNE'S EXCELLENT BIG COCK ADVENTURE in Alaska continues....

Size Matters!

I read very few other blogs, because I just don't have the time, but one of my faves is Elyse Sewell's Live Journal. You may remember she was on the first season of America's Top Model and while she didn't win, she continues working as a model, mostly in Asia, and blogging, has had a book published in the Asian market, where she's apparently well known. And, apparently American publishers don't like to publish books that are culled from Live Journal posts so don't expect to see the English language version anytime soon.

She's also a fantastic photographer, and has an outrageous sense of humor. I have no idea how she puts up with the complete and utter b.s. she does working as a model! I tolerated so little back in the days when I modeled, my b.s. threshold was completely exceeded when I got groped at a car show, hustling pervs for $5 a photo while posing next to some Mitsubishi concept car. I could have made more money doing table or lap dances if I wanted to get groped for cheap.

I must share with you a photo from Elyse's Live Journal, whoever did the subtitles for "He's Just Not That Into You" on top of the dubbing that is, well, I need say no more, feast your eyes on Jennifer Connelly:

Teabagging!

Are you all as sick of hearing teabagging teabagging teabagging as much as I am? Every newscaster, pundit and news reporter seems to take secret or even overt delite in saying teabagging teabagging teabagging over and over and over. I even ran into a teabagging demonstration one nite, just driving along and there they were, teabaggers with no taxation without representation signs, some throwing symbolic teabags into Biscayne Bay while news crews memorialized their antics.

But if you're really going to talk about teabagging, you might as well have the Numero Uno closeted news gayboy comment: "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging!" Damn right, when those balls are in your mouth, you better be slurping swirling sucking and working them over!

Witness it if you don't believe:

Coxsackie

Sara,

This past weekend, I was driving down from Albany to New York City along the Hudson, leisurely, on my way to do some sightseeing in Manhattan. I go there for business, but never get a chance to see the museums or go to a show. So I was driving, when I saw a sign for a town called Coxsackie. I couldn't believe my eyes. Can you imagine people having to say "I live in Coxsackie"? I remember you had listed on your blog a bunch of gay or sex town names like Dildo in Canada. What is worse, to say you live in Dildo or Coxsackie?

NutterButter

Dear NB:

That's a toss-up! Dildo, Newfoundland or Coxsackie, NY

Sara

Here was the prior list:

Anus, France
Homosassa, Florida
Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
Fort Dick, Pennsylvania
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Cockeysville, Maryland
Manassas, Virginia
Cockplay, Scotland
Three Cocks, Wales
Weener, Germany
Dikshit, India
Gofuku, Japan
Fukuoka, Japan
Fukien, China

Sneak Peek!

Everyone, including Nicole, has been wondering, what happened to our gaywayne???? Well, as it turned out gaywayne was working in Alaska for the past 3 months and will now be working on a story about his misadventures in Anchorage. Here is a sneak peek:

"Anchorage is not Montreal. But I do at least have one good story I think? If you want me to write it I will. In the beginning, I was in search for the perfect Eskimo cock. They were all too short and stubby for this size queen. Ha ha. There are very few black men there. Most work for oil companies.

But life was too expensive for me to stay there. The price of everything is double. Even the McDonalds dollar menu is called the $1.75 menu there. To get a lap dance in Alaska cost anywhere from $30 to $35 dollars for one song and the songs were cut real short.

There's very little gay activity even though there are 10 men for every woman. But this ratio is spread across the overall population and across the massive Alaskan geography. In major Alaskan cities, the gender distribution is more equal. But, if you would want to know what life was like in America 50 years ago, go there. There are alot of hotels that don't even have tv's and they will still charge you $150 per person. A good sex night there is to shut off the light close your eyes grab your cock and use your imagination.

It's really a place that the rest of the country forgot."

Note: Until Sarah Palin came along?? Sara

It's All About the BBC!

It's all about the BBC, and not the tv channel....here's an update from peewee, our intrepid UK correspondent....

"Today, I went to the big game at the home of English football, Wembley. It was the FA Cup semi-final, contested by the London rivals, Arsenal and Chelsea. I had a great seat, in amongst all the VIP's. And I was only about 15 seats along from Melanie Slade - a beautiful blonde who is dating the Arsenal & England hero, Theo Walcott. Yes, he's black. She looked gorgeous. The admiring glances she was getting from all the fans, including myself, were many!

On the opposing team to Melanie's man, was the husband of England's most desired brunette, Cheryl Cole - the talented Chelsea & England defender, (formerly of Arsenal!!) Ashley Cole. Yes, he's black.

So, to a little cuckold like me, the obvious trend of our prettiest girls going for the BBC (big black cock) was already at the forefront of my dirty mind! But it hardly subsided, as throughout the game, the most popular chant from the Arsenal fans went as follows:

"Cheryl Cole's a slapper, she likes it up her hole, but when she's fucking Ashley, she thinks of our Theo" !!

Imagine 45,000 white males chanting that for 90 minutes! Every one of them must have been picturing the lovely Cheryl, the country's hottest property at present, taking black cock, and dreaming of another black man.

I think the English men have truly accepted that our prettiest girls have gone black. And we now merrily sing about it."

The UK is definitely in the forefront of hot interracial action, and these beautiful white girls, know how to cuck the lil white weedicks!

Thank you, Marilyn!

Marilyn Chambers, one of the first female pornstars, as you all have heard, passed away yesterday, in her trailer, sad, sad. She was known for her incredible deep throat skills (she downed John Holmes 13") and for being the first pornstar to shave her pussy. She buzzed it into a heart-shape, which started the whole pussy shaving trend in porn and beyond. We have Marilyn to thank for the demise of the bush! Something we should all be eternally grateful for!

When a TV Show's Viewership is in the Tank....

Dressing up Dollhouse star Eliza Dushku in Dominatrix gear should pump up the ratings! Actually, rumor has it that the ax is set to fall on the latest from Joss Whedon (Buffy, Angel, etc). And rumor also has it that the network is hoping that fans will get spendy on the DVD set to recupe their investment. The DVD set will include the original unaired pilot and Episode #13 which is not scheduled to be aired.

A Gayer than Gay Confession!

Well Sara, here's another humiliating confession. I'm sitting here in front of the computer. I should be doing my taxes, but instead you can guess what I'm doing and have been doing for the last few hours.

There's a large precum spot in the front of my pants and a pile of new pictures of cute guys I just printed.

Last night I started to J/O over some hot guy pics but then got disgusted with myself and tried doing it looking at 2 more hot women from Victoria's Secret I printed out. I was appalled that I had almost no sexual attraction anymore for them. The only sexy thing I saw in them was they both had what could be interpreted as amused sneers on there faces as they looked out of the pictures at me. I then picked up a few guys photos again and felt a swelling of sexual lust again thruout my groin. I jacked some more over the guys but couldn't bring myself to give in to the gay and cum.

Today, hornier still, I spent much of the afternoon browsing and printing full page pics of cute guys. (a full size photo is hotter than a 1/2 or 1/4 page one). Tonight, I know I will give in and cum looking at gay porn despite my mind's attempts at self-preservation of normal heterosexuality.

Per your instructions, I also shaved my crotch. I does feel a bit more sensitive but also it feels humiliating like my cock and balls are now completely exposed.

Sorry I haven't downloaded the gay screensaver yet, but I will after I do my taxes.

Play Gay Chicken!

On "Attack of the Show", a question was polled out to see if guys would make out with Kevin from the show for 10 minutes to be able to make out with Olivia for 5 minutes. Inotherwords, how gay will you go to be able to make out with a hot chick, for half the time. The poll revealed that 60% of the guys would make out with Kev for 10 minutes to get to play with Liv for 5. Now the real question is, would Olivia even want to make out with a guy for 5 minutes who had made out with Kevin for 10??? Ha, I think not! She would probably call the guy a FAG and tell the two tongue-entwined fagboys to keep making out.