Forced Fem will be the newest site presented by me, Sara of Saras Playroom ;-) for all you sissies, girlie bois and twinks. Right now Forced Fem is in design stage and it will probably take another week or two before the finishing touches are completed on my newest site. I will be accepted sissy photos for that site, so if you have a sissy photo of yourself you'd like to submit for consideration, or a sissy story or confession (original work only!), then please email pics or stories or confessions to me using my email listed here on my blogspot blog.
I'm so excited to add another site to my empire. I started the Saras Playroom blog back in 2006 on the blogspot's free host blogging platform and never dreamed I would be able to expand and have a collection of websites with each one focused on different fetishes and niches that I enjoy. As many of you know, I have real time experience in Interracial, Cuckolding, Small Penis Humiliation and Forced Feminization, so it seems natural to keep expanding and entertaining all of you too!
The Slave Trade will also be another project I hope to complete later this year. Because of the size of the existing Slave Trade archives, I really need a slave to transfer all of the blog posts starting in 2007 thru the present, any volunteers?
Check out my trilogy of sites if you haven't already:
SarasPlayroom
Cuckoldress
Red Car? Small Penis!
I try to update all 3 sites at least once a week, but sometimes as you know, I'm a little busy. Guest bloggers for Saras Playroom and Cuckoldress are especially invited. Email me!
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 06, 2011
Cuckoldress.com - by Sara's Playroom!
My newest site: Cuckoldress.com is now up! Cuckoldress.com joins Sara's Playroom and Red Car Small Penis to create a trilogy of sites which focus on Cuckolding, Interracial Sex and Small Penis Humiliation. Cuckoldress.com features news stories related to cuckolding plus cuckold, cuckoldress and cuckquean confessions along with the popular Dear Cuckoldress advice column. In addition, you can talk to me, The Cuckoldress, by calling me on Niteflirt. I'm not setting up a separate Niteflirt Phone Sex listing as The Cuckoldress, I will be available at Saras Playroom.
If you have a cuckold confession or a cuckold question you wish to send to The Cuckoldress (me! winks), then use the comment feature on The Cuckoldress or email me at DearCuckoldress@cuckoldress.com
I may even add more sites to the Sara's Playroom empire in the future!
If you have a cuckold confession or a cuckold question you wish to send to The Cuckoldress (me! winks), then use the comment feature on The Cuckoldress or email me at DearCuckoldress@cuckoldress.com
I may even add more sites to the Sara's Playroom empire in the future!
Saturday, May 21, 2011
The History of Sara's Playroom
Some of you have asked: Where did Sara's Playroom (a/k/a Saras Playroom) originate?
I liked the idea of a catchy name that would indicate a Femdom or Mistress playspace, since that is what some Mistresses call their dungeon, instead of using the ominous word "dungeon". Sara's Playspace just didn't sound as catchy as Sara's Playroom to me. At the time I wasn't thinking about how confusing it might be to guys since apostrophes aren't used in Google searches. Sara's Playroom would need to be known as Saras Playroom or Saras+Playroom in a search box. If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't use the name! Truthfully! I would have gone with something completely different. What it would be? I don't know. And as one internet consultant told me, I've already established the brand name, despite the potential confusion. Too late to change: Sara's Playroom or my website www.sarasplayroom.com or here on blogspot Saras-Playroom
I liked the idea of a catchy name that would indicate a Femdom or Mistress playspace, since that is what some Mistresses call their dungeon, instead of using the ominous word "dungeon". Sara's Playspace just didn't sound as catchy as Sara's Playroom to me. At the time I wasn't thinking about how confusing it might be to guys since apostrophes aren't used in Google searches. Sara's Playroom would need to be known as Saras Playroom or Saras+Playroom in a search box. If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't use the name! Truthfully! I would have gone with something completely different. What it would be? I don't know. And as one internet consultant told me, I've already established the brand name, despite the potential confusion. Too late to change: Sara's Playroom or my website www.sarasplayroom.com or here on blogspot Saras-Playroom
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
March Loser of the Month - Sniffalot!
Sniffalot comes into work early and stays late. How dedicated, you might think, but really he's not that dedicated to his work at all. Sniffalot comes in early and stays late so he can sniff the office chair seats of the women who work at his office and go thru their drawers (their desk drawers, not their panties) and see what interesting items he might find. He reported that he only sniffs the office chairs of attractive women in the office, but I've told him he must sniff every woman's seat from now on, that as a loser, he can't be so selective.
I asked if he's ever been caught and he said not yet, but the thrill of it excites him. He said it's why he comes into the office early and goes around sniffing the pretty girls' seats, hoping that as they arrive to the office, they might catch him en flagrante. Sniffing gives him a stiffie and then he goes to the men's room and alleviates his stiffalot. When I asked how close he's cum to getting caught seat sniffing, he said he's almost been caught, meaning he's been found in a female colleague's cubicle or office, but since he works in the IT department, his responsibilities include all the office computers and phones, so he usually just says he was fixing something and no one suspects, or so he claims. He told me that most of the women in the office probably think he's a harmless wimpy nerd.
Sniffalot was too scared to send a picture of himself, lest he be identified by a colleague, because I'm so sure that someone from his office reads my blog LMAO.
I asked if he's ever been caught and he said not yet, but the thrill of it excites him. He said it's why he comes into the office early and goes around sniffing the pretty girls' seats, hoping that as they arrive to the office, they might catch him en flagrante. Sniffing gives him a stiffie and then he goes to the men's room and alleviates his stiffalot. When I asked how close he's cum to getting caught seat sniffing, he said he's almost been caught, meaning he's been found in a female colleague's cubicle or office, but since he works in the IT department, his responsibilities include all the office computers and phones, so he usually just says he was fixing something and no one suspects, or so he claims. He told me that most of the women in the office probably think he's a harmless wimpy nerd.
Sniffalot was too scared to send a picture of himself, lest he be identified by a colleague, because I'm so sure that someone from his office reads my blog LMAO.
Monday, February 07, 2011
Twitter Emasculations!
Does forcing a guy to watch a chick flick on a date shrink his dick by 1/2 inch? This is a theory actress Alison Brie put forth on her Twitter. Instead of going to an LA Kings hockey game that was her date's choice, she forced her date to see "No Strings Attached" starring Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher. Actually, I think that movie would have forced me to vom, let alone shrunk my date's penis size. So I totally agree or ITA as I would write it in text-ese. If you want to shrink your date's penis size, don't go to a testosterone-fest sporting event! Chick flick it!
Alison Brie from Mad Men and Scream 4
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Gay Wayne's Chicago Adventure!
After visiting some distant relatives in Wisconson Cheese Country for the holidays, due to terrible weather and risky driving in the heavy snow, instead of making one long marathon drive back to New York, I decided to stop in Chicago. At a bar near the hotel I stayed at, I took one of those freebie magazines you can pick up at the exit door titled: Hot Places Chicago. One place in the magazine caught my eye called “Peppermints” which pimped that it was popular with the interracial crowd.
So I went back to my hotel and got ready to go out, thinking why couldn’t I be a crazy horny fuck like Charlie Sheen. Pick a hot porn girl or model, wine and dine her, have great sex and then move on to the next one. No commitment. Did I leave out the part where he has to pay for the girl? But what better way for my evening of debauchery to start than by going to an interracial joint so I could win back at least one of the white girls taken away from me by black men. I was feeling confident and even cocky after downing a few shots as a warm-up, literally since it was so cold, at the bar.
On the way to Peppermints, I did feel like a dirty little sneak. Sara always told me that I should only think about about cock. White pussy should only be a black man’s right. But I said to myself, how is she going to know? So you see this is a hard thing for me to write about. You know being a sneak and all. That’s why I hesitate to write this, but I thought I’d be able to keep this a secret from Sara. But I should know, I’ve never been able to keep secrets from her, sooner or later I wimp out and confess them.
Entering Peppermints, I lucked out, it was Happy Hour (reduced drinks for ladies only). There were hardly any black guys there yet. Standing next to me were a couple of white guys. I ordered a beer then we got to talking. The bartender named Figgy was a white dude wearing one of those double printed t-shirts that had a picture of Obama on the front. On the back it read HONOR and RESPECT the BLACK MAN. The white guys standing next to me agreed that Figgy the bartender was totally gay, wearing hoop earrings and sporting bleached blonde hair. He took his time waiting on us, but jumped to attention for a black stud. It was obvious he had some kind of fetish for black men.
Me and my two new white friends (Chicago locals) saw a table clearing and decided to take it. I found out the white dudes were just like me looking for white pussy. But they did not know they were in an interracial bar, which I informed them I had found an ad for Peppermints in Hot Places Chicago and that it was advertised for white girls and black dudes. These guys were from the North side of Chicago and weren’t familiar with the South side, but had wrapped up some biz in the area and decided to have a few brews. After downing a lot of Sam Adams we started talking a lot of trash. How white girls should be dating only white guys. That it was a white man’s world. We decided to a have one more Sammy before we approached the ladies to shame them into going back to white guys. Down the hatch, we drank to our new coalition.
With hardly any black guys in the place, we decided to make our move. It was now or never! Much to Figgy's disgust, my two new juiced up buddies and I went around the bar insulting white girls about their lust for dating black guys. We laughed because the only negative response we got back from a girl, while the others held their tongues with resentment, was a “shut the fuck up you frosted flakes”. I wasn't sure if that meant we were sugar frosted white boys or flakes or both. After we were done making our rounds at the bar, we felt victorious. We thought we had planted the seeds for the white girls to remember us white guys. Then we started to leave the bar in triumph. We were going to go out for a steak dinner next.
Now that should have been the end of the story. Ahead of the game, we should have walked out of that bar without saying another word. Even though we did not pick up any hot ladies, at least we had spoken our mind and we should have just gone and gotten our steak man-meat dinner. Y’know it's sort of like walking away with your winnings at the gambling table before you lose it all. But my new so-called friends had to add insult to injury. On the way out there were three white hotties sipping drinks and talking by the exit door. What would come after using bad judgment could have been easily avoided. We had no idea what was waiting in store for us.
The two white guys stopped before the doorway and urged me to make a comment to the girls standing there. They said it was my turn. I did not want to be a chicken, so I said: "Hey girls." No answer. The girls were too busy chatting. The guys urged me on. So I raised my voice: "Hey girls!" They looked at me and said: "Are you talking to us?" I looked back at the guys and they nodded to carry on. I said hesitatingly: "Yes, do you girls by any chance date black guys? I mean is that who you are waiting for?" "What’s it to you?" The girls responded. The guys urged me to push on. "Well, you know you’re going to be looked at as sluts if you date black only." The guys cracked up. The girls replied: "You got to be fucking kidding us, right." I could tell they had started fuming.
One of the girls began to verbally spar with me: "You’re coming in here talking this pompous crap? I bet you’re one of those little white assholes on Twitter who leave racist comments. What, are you jealous because a white girl picks a black man over your bigoted asses?” I could tell that white girl was more pissed off than the others.
I looked to the side at my white buddies with “beer” confidence thinking I had scored a big hit with them. My Chi-town buddies coaxed me on saying, “Com’n Wayne. Tell these girls off.” I faced the pissed off girls trying to be as cool as I could and said something really nasty where I used the “N” word. I turned to my side to look for my buddies approval. Suddenly they were no longer laughing, but had an awfully worried look on their faces. I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around. My heart dropped. My knees quivered. A big powerful black man at least a head in height over me was staring down at me with his arms crossed, looking pretty damn mean. I knew right then and there that the white man domination experiment had expired. The party was over. P.S. This may be a good time to end here because this material probably isn’t suitable for all your readers unless they like gay interracial action…
"You want to say that N word to my face whiteboy?" SMACK. I immediately fell to my knees and cried: "No sir, I did not mean to say it sir." He smacked me again and said: "And did you call these white girls sluts for dating us?" SMACK. "Sorry sir for acting like such a stupid whiteboy sir?" He then hesitated with his arms on his hips thinking about what to do next. The girls didn’t even come to my rescue or ask him to spare me, in fact, they thought this was hilarious and said "Darien, what did you stop for? Keep smacking that smart mouth fairyfag. Teach him a lesson."
SMACK. SMACK.SMACK. BIG ROLLS OF TEARS NOW CAME ROLLING FROM MY EYES. I looked to my so-called buddies who had my back just a moment ago. But they were both standing there scared shitless. Smack Smack Smack. I cried like a little bitch who owed money to a loanshark and was getting a beat-down from his enforcers.
''Who’s laughing now whiteboy?" The girls said. The humiliation was becoming increasingly unbearable. The girls were laughing at the way I was crying. He made me apologize to them. “I'm sorry ladies for calling you sluts for dating black men who are better than us stupid whiteboys. Because it is step down for you beautiful white ladies to date wormy white fags like me."
The black man then looked up and said to my useless white buddies: "Did you two whiteboys come in here to pick up white girls?'' “No, sir," they said in unison. Darien then said: "The only whiteboys who come here are fags. So I want you two to start making out with each other right now. I want to see tongue action. NOW!" The two guys were in such a state of fear that they began to make out. The girls were getting a little thrill about the kiss and were yelling things like: "Com’n fags, kiss like you mean it! Pussyboys! Just remember those gay video clips you watch online when you jerk off."
The black man then grabbed my arm and took me into the Mens Room while this was happening. He told me my days of thinking about white pussy were over. He started to pull down his zipper and told me to get on my knees. Then he whipped out the most beautiful long thick black cock I had ever seen, I nearly fainted. He proceeded to whip my face with it, telling me this was the cock that’s been inside many white ladies that I could only dream about. He made me beg to worship it. Telling me to kiss it and tell him what a white fag I was for making love to his black cock. But then he said he needed a beer first and dragged me to the bar. I had no idea what my fate would be after Darien had downed his beer.
Out in the bar area, my two buddies were still making out. I could not get over the fact that they came in all cocky like I did, after making their business deal, cruising for pussy, but were forced to go gay instead. Again, so much for winning back the white ladies. When Figgy the bartender served the beer to my black master he said to my defense: ''You know Darien, I’ve been watching all this from the start, it's really those two North side guys making out who instigated this whole thing and edged him (me) on to annoy the girls." The black man said "Is that so?" With that he downed his pint of beer and grabbed the two white boys each by their ear and took them out into the alleyway. The girls followed them outside, thrilled that they were gonna see two big mouth white fags get smacked down by a big black stud.
I saw an emergency exit door on the other side of the barroom and thought this was my big chance to escape so I ran out the door and fell over a garbage can outside in the dark alley and got my jacket and shirt all covered in dirty snow. I got up and started running again. Did I feel guilty that I left my two new friends back there in the other side alley? Well did they come to my defense when I was being humiliated and smacked around? I thought it was a clear case of every fag for himself. I know that it was three against one and technically, we should have been able to stand up to the black guy, but then again, we were three white wimps, so probably not. I learned two things that night: 1. Respect women’s choices as to whom they go out with. 2. Black men will take over all white women. It's hopeless for white men.
As I ran back to my hotel I was thinking how much like a dirty little whore I felt like. I wished I could be safe in my home back in New York watching gay porn in my ballerina outfit while Sara could be telling me on the phone what a dirty little GAY CUNT I AM.
So I went back to my hotel and got ready to go out, thinking why couldn’t I be a crazy horny fuck like Charlie Sheen. Pick a hot porn girl or model, wine and dine her, have great sex and then move on to the next one. No commitment. Did I leave out the part where he has to pay for the girl? But what better way for my evening of debauchery to start than by going to an interracial joint so I could win back at least one of the white girls taken away from me by black men. I was feeling confident and even cocky after downing a few shots as a warm-up, literally since it was so cold, at the bar.
On the way to Peppermints, I did feel like a dirty little sneak. Sara always told me that I should only think about about cock. White pussy should only be a black man’s right. But I said to myself, how is she going to know? So you see this is a hard thing for me to write about. You know being a sneak and all. That’s why I hesitate to write this, but I thought I’d be able to keep this a secret from Sara. But I should know, I’ve never been able to keep secrets from her, sooner or later I wimp out and confess them.
Entering Peppermints, I lucked out, it was Happy Hour (reduced drinks for ladies only). There were hardly any black guys there yet. Standing next to me were a couple of white guys. I ordered a beer then we got to talking. The bartender named Figgy was a white dude wearing one of those double printed t-shirts that had a picture of Obama on the front. On the back it read HONOR and RESPECT the BLACK MAN. The white guys standing next to me agreed that Figgy the bartender was totally gay, wearing hoop earrings and sporting bleached blonde hair. He took his time waiting on us, but jumped to attention for a black stud. It was obvious he had some kind of fetish for black men.
Me and my two new white friends (Chicago locals) saw a table clearing and decided to take it. I found out the white dudes were just like me looking for white pussy. But they did not know they were in an interracial bar, which I informed them I had found an ad for Peppermints in Hot Places Chicago and that it was advertised for white girls and black dudes. These guys were from the North side of Chicago and weren’t familiar with the South side, but had wrapped up some biz in the area and decided to have a few brews. After downing a lot of Sam Adams we started talking a lot of trash. How white girls should be dating only white guys. That it was a white man’s world. We decided to a have one more Sammy before we approached the ladies to shame them into going back to white guys. Down the hatch, we drank to our new coalition.
With hardly any black guys in the place, we decided to make our move. It was now or never! Much to Figgy's disgust, my two new juiced up buddies and I went around the bar insulting white girls about their lust for dating black guys. We laughed because the only negative response we got back from a girl, while the others held their tongues with resentment, was a “shut the fuck up you frosted flakes”. I wasn't sure if that meant we were sugar frosted white boys or flakes or both. After we were done making our rounds at the bar, we felt victorious. We thought we had planted the seeds for the white girls to remember us white guys. Then we started to leave the bar in triumph. We were going to go out for a steak dinner next.
Now that should have been the end of the story. Ahead of the game, we should have walked out of that bar without saying another word. Even though we did not pick up any hot ladies, at least we had spoken our mind and we should have just gone and gotten our steak man-meat dinner. Y’know it's sort of like walking away with your winnings at the gambling table before you lose it all. But my new so-called friends had to add insult to injury. On the way out there were three white hotties sipping drinks and talking by the exit door. What would come after using bad judgment could have been easily avoided. We had no idea what was waiting in store for us.
The two white guys stopped before the doorway and urged me to make a comment to the girls standing there. They said it was my turn. I did not want to be a chicken, so I said: "Hey girls." No answer. The girls were too busy chatting. The guys urged me on. So I raised my voice: "Hey girls!" They looked at me and said: "Are you talking to us?" I looked back at the guys and they nodded to carry on. I said hesitatingly: "Yes, do you girls by any chance date black guys? I mean is that who you are waiting for?" "What’s it to you?" The girls responded. The guys urged me to push on. "Well, you know you’re going to be looked at as sluts if you date black only." The guys cracked up. The girls replied: "You got to be fucking kidding us, right." I could tell they had started fuming.
One of the girls began to verbally spar with me: "You’re coming in here talking this pompous crap? I bet you’re one of those little white assholes on Twitter who leave racist comments. What, are you jealous because a white girl picks a black man over your bigoted asses?” I could tell that white girl was more pissed off than the others.
I looked to the side at my white buddies with “beer” confidence thinking I had scored a big hit with them. My Chi-town buddies coaxed me on saying, “Com’n Wayne. Tell these girls off.” I faced the pissed off girls trying to be as cool as I could and said something really nasty where I used the “N” word. I turned to my side to look for my buddies approval. Suddenly they were no longer laughing, but had an awfully worried look on their faces. I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around. My heart dropped. My knees quivered. A big powerful black man at least a head in height over me was staring down at me with his arms crossed, looking pretty damn mean. I knew right then and there that the white man domination experiment had expired. The party was over. P.S. This may be a good time to end here because this material probably isn’t suitable for all your readers unless they like gay interracial action…
"You want to say that N word to my face whiteboy?" SMACK. I immediately fell to my knees and cried: "No sir, I did not mean to say it sir." He smacked me again and said: "And did you call these white girls sluts for dating us?" SMACK. "Sorry sir for acting like such a stupid whiteboy sir?" He then hesitated with his arms on his hips thinking about what to do next. The girls didn’t even come to my rescue or ask him to spare me, in fact, they thought this was hilarious and said "Darien, what did you stop for? Keep smacking that smart mouth fairyfag. Teach him a lesson."
SMACK. SMACK.SMACK. BIG ROLLS OF TEARS NOW CAME ROLLING FROM MY EYES. I looked to my so-called buddies who had my back just a moment ago. But they were both standing there scared shitless. Smack Smack Smack. I cried like a little bitch who owed money to a loanshark and was getting a beat-down from his enforcers.
''Who’s laughing now whiteboy?" The girls said. The humiliation was becoming increasingly unbearable. The girls were laughing at the way I was crying. He made me apologize to them. “I'm sorry ladies for calling you sluts for dating black men who are better than us stupid whiteboys. Because it is step down for you beautiful white ladies to date wormy white fags like me."
The black man then looked up and said to my useless white buddies: "Did you two whiteboys come in here to pick up white girls?'' “No, sir," they said in unison. Darien then said: "The only whiteboys who come here are fags. So I want you two to start making out with each other right now. I want to see tongue action. NOW!" The two guys were in such a state of fear that they began to make out. The girls were getting a little thrill about the kiss and were yelling things like: "Com’n fags, kiss like you mean it! Pussyboys! Just remember those gay video clips you watch online when you jerk off."
The black man then grabbed my arm and took me into the Mens Room while this was happening. He told me my days of thinking about white pussy were over. He started to pull down his zipper and told me to get on my knees. Then he whipped out the most beautiful long thick black cock I had ever seen, I nearly fainted. He proceeded to whip my face with it, telling me this was the cock that’s been inside many white ladies that I could only dream about. He made me beg to worship it. Telling me to kiss it and tell him what a white fag I was for making love to his black cock. But then he said he needed a beer first and dragged me to the bar. I had no idea what my fate would be after Darien had downed his beer.
Out in the bar area, my two buddies were still making out. I could not get over the fact that they came in all cocky like I did, after making their business deal, cruising for pussy, but were forced to go gay instead. Again, so much for winning back the white ladies. When Figgy the bartender served the beer to my black master he said to my defense: ''You know Darien, I’ve been watching all this from the start, it's really those two North side guys making out who instigated this whole thing and edged him (me) on to annoy the girls." The black man said "Is that so?" With that he downed his pint of beer and grabbed the two white boys each by their ear and took them out into the alleyway. The girls followed them outside, thrilled that they were gonna see two big mouth white fags get smacked down by a big black stud.
I saw an emergency exit door on the other side of the barroom and thought this was my big chance to escape so I ran out the door and fell over a garbage can outside in the dark alley and got my jacket and shirt all covered in dirty snow. I got up and started running again. Did I feel guilty that I left my two new friends back there in the other side alley? Well did they come to my defense when I was being humiliated and smacked around? I thought it was a clear case of every fag for himself. I know that it was three against one and technically, we should have been able to stand up to the black guy, but then again, we were three white wimps, so probably not. I learned two things that night: 1. Respect women’s choices as to whom they go out with. 2. Black men will take over all white women. It's hopeless for white men.
As I ran back to my hotel I was thinking how much like a dirty little whore I felt like. I wished I could be safe in my home back in New York watching gay porn in my ballerina outfit while Sara could be telling me on the phone what a dirty little GAY CUNT I AM.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Clean Your Dirty Balls!
Click on the Blog Title above for the hilarious Axe Body Wash infomercial about cleaning your dirty balls. Axe Body Wash commercials have always pushed the envelope for their raunchy or nude content. Some of their commercials have even been banned for being, yes, too sexual.
Jaime Pressly plays Monica Blake, a former tennis star, in this humiliating 3 minute short-form infomercial piece stuffed with Small Balls and Small Penis Humiliation double entendres, innuendos and tiny cock teasing.
Notice how the biggest sack of balls (soccer balls) are tossed to the Size Queens: Axe Body spokesmodel and Jaime Pressly by a hot studly black dude. Stereotype of Small Penis Humiliation? The small dick loser wimpy white boys only offer up tiny golf balls and fuzzy used tennis balls for the Axe Body Wash to clean. In a comedic bit, an old white dude shows up with two shriveled unrecognizable balls.
Jaime and the hottie spokesmodel cuckold and embarrass the white boys in the infomercial audience about their small "sports" equipment. Complete Small Penis Humiliation and Small Balls Humiliation!
Jaime Pressly plays Monica Blake, a former tennis star, in this humiliating 3 minute short-form infomercial piece stuffed with Small Balls and Small Penis Humiliation double entendres, innuendos and tiny cock teasing.
Notice how the biggest sack of balls (soccer balls) are tossed to the Size Queens: Axe Body spokesmodel and Jaime Pressly by a hot studly black dude. Stereotype of Small Penis Humiliation? The small dick loser wimpy white boys only offer up tiny golf balls and fuzzy used tennis balls for the Axe Body Wash to clean. In a comedic bit, an old white dude shows up with two shriveled unrecognizable balls.
Jaime and the hottie spokesmodel cuckold and embarrass the white boys in the infomercial audience about their small "sports" equipment. Complete Small Penis Humiliation and Small Balls Humiliation!
Friday, August 27, 2010
29% of Adults (Men!) Visit Porn Sites at Work
But a higher percentage or American workers overall visited: social networking sites, online gaming, personal email and instant messaging websites. However, porn did beat out eBay and Craigslist and news site cruising. So when is any work getting done?
Sunday, July 25, 2010
The Quickest Retirement Ever!
Amanda Bynes tweeted that she has returned to acting. So we can look forward to more of Amanda on the big and little screen. Well what else was she going to do? Interracial Porn? As you may remember, Amanda had confessed quite a few times on Twitter and in interviews that she prefers chocolate over vanilla. See post below for more details on Amanda's black cock lust....
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Amanda Bynes retires from acting, still loves big black cock!
Amanda - Chocolate Wrestling - leads us to Amanda on her Twitter:
"I love dudes that know how to respect a woman like me. I only smile if I’m happy if you catch me smiling I’m happy. I save my energy for someone who deserves it and earns it. I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi. I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play. Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem. If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it. I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it. I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve retired."
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Black Cock Lust Takes Over the UK!
from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent...
"I certainly think Cheryl Cole has fulfilled your prediction and has moved on to bigger and better black cock, since her split with love rat Ashley Cole. Will.I.Am seems smitten with her and the word over hear is that she is falling for him fast!
STORY HERE
I am actually pleased to see her looking so very happy with her new man. And it's great to see her spending her time away from Will by perfecting sexy dance routines with another hot big black man. She knows how to keep all her whiteboy fans over here in our place I can tell you!
That said, Will and Cheryl would be a great couple. A pretty brunette with a big, rich, black man is a good match I have to concede. I think ALL English whiteboys would secretly admit that Cheryl belongs with a big black man now. It just seems so right.
And as for Ashley Cole, there has been a leaked story that he has already moved on from the FHM No.1 Sexiest Woman.... to the FHM No.4 Sexiest Woman! Namely Frankie Sandford from the band, The Saturdays!! She's another crazily pretty young brunette. He must have something, that man!!
CLICK for STORY
The story was denied by Frankie's agents and there is a suggestion that she has since got back with her whiteboy ex. But those rumours of secret meetings with Ashley, and indeed another black man (Aston Merrygold from boyband sensation JLS), will not die down. Rumour has it that - surprise, surprise! - she really likes black men.
CLICK for the RUMOUR!
In fact, the JLS boys are so popular with British hotties that they are inducing hysteria not witnessed since the Beatles days!!
CLICK for the DETAILS!
And the marketing men behind these 4 young successful black men are cashing in with some imaginative flourishes. Such as their decision to unveil JLS condoms!! They talk of colour coding the condoms but I wonder if there will be a black coloured one to give the ladies a taste of the real thing?
CLICK for the REAL!
I'm just so thankful that you've already conditioned me on how to accept and deal with the fact that ALL pretty girls want big cocks and are attracted to black men. A lot of white guys must not yet realise that it is our place to be marginalised, rejected and cuckolded by pretty girls. So thank you very, very much Empress Sara. I can now genuinely enjoy watching and hearing about beautiful girls such as Cheryl Cole, Frankie Sandford, Sophie Reade and yourself going black, and not feel negatively about my own obvious inadequacies. Your blogs are therefore an invaluable tool for ALL whiteboys nowadays. They should be prescribed reading!!
"I certainly think Cheryl Cole has fulfilled your prediction and has moved on to bigger and better black cock, since her split with love rat Ashley Cole. Will.I.Am seems smitten with her and the word over hear is that she is falling for him fast!
I am actually pleased to see her looking so very happy with her new man. And it's great to see her spending her time away from Will by perfecting sexy dance routines with another hot big black man. She knows how to keep all her whiteboy fans over here in our place I can tell you!
That said, Will and Cheryl would be a great couple. A pretty brunette with a big, rich, black man is a good match I have to concede. I think ALL English whiteboys would secretly admit that Cheryl belongs with a big black man now. It just seems so right.
And as for Ashley Cole, there has been a leaked story that he has already moved on from the FHM No.1 Sexiest Woman.... to the FHM No.4 Sexiest Woman! Namely Frankie Sandford from the band, The Saturdays!! She's another crazily pretty young brunette. He must have something, that man!!
The story was denied by Frankie's agents and there is a suggestion that she has since got back with her whiteboy ex. But those rumours of secret meetings with Ashley, and indeed another black man (Aston Merrygold from boyband sensation JLS), will not die down. Rumour has it that - surprise, surprise! - she really likes black men.
In fact, the JLS boys are so popular with British hotties that they are inducing hysteria not witnessed since the Beatles days!!
And the marketing men behind these 4 young successful black men are cashing in with some imaginative flourishes. Such as their decision to unveil JLS condoms!! They talk of colour coding the condoms but I wonder if there will be a black coloured one to give the ladies a taste of the real thing?
I'm just so thankful that you've already conditioned me on how to accept and deal with the fact that ALL pretty girls want big cocks and are attracted to black men. A lot of white guys must not yet realise that it is our place to be marginalised, rejected and cuckolded by pretty girls. So thank you very, very much Empress Sara. I can now genuinely enjoy watching and hearing about beautiful girls such as Cheryl Cole, Frankie Sandford, Sophie Reade and yourself going black, and not feel negatively about my own obvious inadequacies. Your blogs are therefore an invaluable tool for ALL whiteboys nowadays. They should be prescribed reading!!
Monday, May 17, 2010
Golddigger A-Go-Go!
Playboy playmate, Jenna Bentley, supposedly 21, landed herself a rich Sugar Daddy. GO Golddigger GO! She is engaged to the king of pawn shops, whose age was not available on google. So he must be a mythical figure, like Santa Claus. For Jenna, it's Christmas every day of the year! Here are some tasty pics of them on vacay. Wait till Nicole sees them! It might light a golddigger fire under her ass.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
cUcK Update! from peewee
from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter....
Reverse cucking!! Love it!! Kim K seems to get involved in the world of cuckolding, as I understand that she also briefly hooked up with Britain's most famous cuckold, Wayne Bridge. And naughtily (not to mention bizarrely!) she did so whilst still seeing Reggie Bush! Reverse cucking with a cuck! Impressive Miss Kardashian, impressive! Haha! She also just met up with Cristiano Ronaldo, who you so aptly nicknamed Crissie, top footie (soccer) player of questionable sexual orientation. Is he homosexual, metrosexual or heterosexual - consumes a lot of pub talk.
Also, I stumbled across a great article inspired by the England Captain's cuckolding of his team-mate. More interestingly, the article focuses on the premise that to be cuckolded in Britain is, perhaps more than anywhere else, truly contemptuous! Whereas some nations accept the horns of a cuckold more readily, over here in the UK, to be a cuckold is, quite frankly, pathetic:
CLICK for ARTICLE
And did you know that the gorgeous Amii Grove is with a black man again? Yeah, she's reported to be happily loved up with black footballer, Gabi Agbonlahor. Amii's calendar, as you well know, was on my wall all last year and now it seems 100% official that she is 'black only'. I'm happy for her, and I mean that sincerely.
It's the same with American Barbie Doll, Aubrey O'Day. As with Cheryl Cole, Kendra Wilkinson, Kim Kardashian... and you, it seems that a love of black men is hard to repress.
AUBREY'S COCK LUST
Lovely stuff!
And speaking of lovely stuff, Aubrey O'Day and Kim Kardashian, two BBC lovers!
Reverse cucking!! Love it!! Kim K seems to get involved in the world of cuckolding, as I understand that she also briefly hooked up with Britain's most famous cuckold, Wayne Bridge. And naughtily (not to mention bizarrely!) she did so whilst still seeing Reggie Bush! Reverse cucking with a cuck! Impressive Miss Kardashian, impressive! Haha! She also just met up with Cristiano Ronaldo, who you so aptly nicknamed Crissie, top footie (soccer) player of questionable sexual orientation. Is he homosexual, metrosexual or heterosexual - consumes a lot of pub talk.
Also, I stumbled across a great article inspired by the England Captain's cuckolding of his team-mate. More interestingly, the article focuses on the premise that to be cuckolded in Britain is, perhaps more than anywhere else, truly contemptuous! Whereas some nations accept the horns of a cuckold more readily, over here in the UK, to be a cuckold is, quite frankly, pathetic:
And did you know that the gorgeous Amii Grove is with a black man again? Yeah, she's reported to be happily loved up with black footballer, Gabi Agbonlahor. Amii's calendar, as you well know, was on my wall all last year and now it seems 100% official that she is 'black only'. I'm happy for her, and I mean that sincerely.
It's the same with American Barbie Doll, Aubrey O'Day. As with Cheryl Cole, Kendra Wilkinson, Kim Kardashian... and you, it seems that a love of black men is hard to repress.
Lovely stuff!
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
Anti-Gay Evangelist Hires Rentboy for Vacay!
George Rekers, one of America's most vehement anti-gay Christian right mouthpieces, and fire-and-brimstone Baptist minister, was caught coming back from a 10-day Euro-trash vacay with his new friend. He coincidentally hired his boytoy from rentboy.com! Now George is doing some fancy tap dancing trying to get out of this one! He claims his rent boy was merely his 'baggage handler' during the trip. Due to recent surgery, he needed a bagboy to grab the bags. Totally believable! Especially since the twink is not even near the baggage in the photo above!
"This nice young man was kind enough to help me with my luggage. And then I preached to him, over and over again."
"Preached to him..." LMAO! George can join Larry Craig and all the other hypocritical gay-bashing pols and religious zealots caught cruising for gay sex.
Tuesday, May 04, 2010
Whiteboy Cleaning Service by GAYWAYNE!
Epilog: I answered an ad on Craigslist to clean the apartment of a black man. As the day approached, I wanted to chicken out, I told Sara: I can't do this! She said: You can and you will!
FRIDAY MORNING 8AM APRIL 30, 2010
As I was walking up to the apartment building stairwell, I kept repeating Sara's words in my head. YOU CAN AND YOU WILL. I was in unfamiliar territory. I never cleaned anyone's place before, never mind a blackman. What's wrong with that I kept saying to myself?
His doorkey was under his mat in front of the door just like he said it would be. I opened the door. (I can't believe I'm doing this.) He left a list of duties on a piece of paper tacked up on the fridge. The fridge was covered with pics of him with hot white chicks at clubs and parties. I started vacuuming and dusting right away. His pad did need a good cleaning. (That's what whiteboys like me are for, right?) He was at work and when he got home, he told me that his place better be spotless. He also said he'd be entertaining white chicks over the weekend, and lately all his bed bunnies had been complaining that his place was dirty, which was what prompted him to put the ad on Craigslist. He said he never cleaned. He said he used to have a white slut who cleaned for him, but I don't know if he meant a whiteboy or a whitegirl.
When I got to his bedroom to change the sheets, that's when the full reality hit me. I thought how many beautiful whitegirls has he brought to bed here? I noticed under his tv set, he had a bunch of XXX interracial dvd's, cuz what black dude would want to watch white on white porn....As I walked around the bedroom, picking up all the clothes and towels on the floor that needed to be washed, I realized how stupid and naive I was to believe in the past that white ladies were the property of whiteboys. That now it was truly a step down for these beautiful white women to date silly whiteboys. When I cleaned under his bed I thought of the book I read by Alexandre Dumas, "THE THREE MUSKETEERS" in which the Musketeers all had a wimpy male slave who slept under each of their bed's every night! I fantasized how wonderful it would be to sleep under his bed while he made love to one of his pretty white girlfriends. And then I took all of his dirty laundry to the laundry area in the building and sat there like a dutiful maid while everything was being washed and dried. I read an older Cosmopolitan magazine and realized what a fag I was.
THE BATHROOM
Right on the counter next to the sink was an open box of Trojans. Much too big to put over my birdie. I took the liberty of taking one of his cumbags.
LEAVING
After I was done cleaning I thought I would leave a cute little sissy thank you note. It read:
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME CLEAN YOUR APARTMENT. IT WAS TRULY AN HONOR TO MAKE IT NICE AND TIDY FOR YOU and YOUR BEAUTIFUL WHITE LADIES. THIS IS WHAT US WHITEBOYS WERE MEANT FOR. THANK YOU SIR, FOR PUTTING US IN OUR PLACE. PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU EVER WANT IT DONE AGAIN. IT IS MY PLEASURE. WOULD YOU MIND NEXT TIME SIR IF I WORE A PAIR OF MY RED SILKY PANTIES THAT I BOUGHT AT FREDERICK'S. KISSES YOUR WHITEBOY WAYNE.
P.S. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND BUT TOOK ONE OF YOUR CONDOMS TO REMEMBER YOU BY.
So tonight when he and his blackman buddies are dancing with whitegirls at the dance clubs, I will be home watching white on white gayporn like Sara said I should do and the way it should be OF COURSE. GAYWAYNE
FRIDAY MORNING 8AM APRIL 30, 2010
As I was walking up to the apartment building stairwell, I kept repeating Sara's words in my head. YOU CAN AND YOU WILL. I was in unfamiliar territory. I never cleaned anyone's place before, never mind a blackman. What's wrong with that I kept saying to myself?
His doorkey was under his mat in front of the door just like he said it would be. I opened the door. (I can't believe I'm doing this.) He left a list of duties on a piece of paper tacked up on the fridge. The fridge was covered with pics of him with hot white chicks at clubs and parties. I started vacuuming and dusting right away. His pad did need a good cleaning. (That's what whiteboys like me are for, right?) He was at work and when he got home, he told me that his place better be spotless. He also said he'd be entertaining white chicks over the weekend, and lately all his bed bunnies had been complaining that his place was dirty, which was what prompted him to put the ad on Craigslist. He said he never cleaned. He said he used to have a white slut who cleaned for him, but I don't know if he meant a whiteboy or a whitegirl.
When I got to his bedroom to change the sheets, that's when the full reality hit me. I thought how many beautiful whitegirls has he brought to bed here? I noticed under his tv set, he had a bunch of XXX interracial dvd's, cuz what black dude would want to watch white on white porn....As I walked around the bedroom, picking up all the clothes and towels on the floor that needed to be washed, I realized how stupid and naive I was to believe in the past that white ladies were the property of whiteboys. That now it was truly a step down for these beautiful white women to date silly whiteboys. When I cleaned under his bed I thought of the book I read by Alexandre Dumas, "THE THREE MUSKETEERS" in which the Musketeers all had a wimpy male slave who slept under each of their bed's every night! I fantasized how wonderful it would be to sleep under his bed while he made love to one of his pretty white girlfriends. And then I took all of his dirty laundry to the laundry area in the building and sat there like a dutiful maid while everything was being washed and dried. I read an older Cosmopolitan magazine and realized what a fag I was.
THE BATHROOM
Right on the counter next to the sink was an open box of Trojans. Much too big to put over my birdie. I took the liberty of taking one of his cumbags.
LEAVING
After I was done cleaning I thought I would leave a cute little sissy thank you note. It read:
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME CLEAN YOUR APARTMENT. IT WAS TRULY AN HONOR TO MAKE IT NICE AND TIDY FOR YOU and YOUR BEAUTIFUL WHITE LADIES. THIS IS WHAT US WHITEBOYS WERE MEANT FOR. THANK YOU SIR, FOR PUTTING US IN OUR PLACE. PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU EVER WANT IT DONE AGAIN. IT IS MY PLEASURE. WOULD YOU MIND NEXT TIME SIR IF I WORE A PAIR OF MY RED SILKY PANTIES THAT I BOUGHT AT FREDERICK'S. KISSES YOUR WHITEBOY WAYNE.
P.S. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND BUT TOOK ONE OF YOUR CONDOMS TO REMEMBER YOU BY.
So tonight when he and his blackman buddies are dancing with whitegirls at the dance clubs, I will be home watching white on white gayporn like Sara said I should do and the way it should be OF COURSE. GAYWAYNE
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Blame it on the Food!
Dear Sara,
I read an article online that said one reason why so many males are going gay or sissy is that there are too many hormones in our food, female hormones, in milk products, meat, you name it. It is especially happening in the US because of all the milk products and meat we consume. What do you think?
I think men who are somewhat uncomfortable with their sissy self or gaysex orientation will look for any reason to absent themselves from feeling like they were doomed to be gay from the start, that the fault lies with burgers and milkshakes. Why not just accept their sissy nature or gaysex urges?!?!
I read an article online that said one reason why so many males are going gay or sissy is that there are too many hormones in our food, female hormones, in milk products, meat, you name it. It is especially happening in the US because of all the milk products and meat we consume. What do you think?
I think men who are somewhat uncomfortable with their sissy self or gaysex orientation will look for any reason to absent themselves from feeling like they were doomed to be gay from the start, that the fault lies with burgers and milkshakes. Why not just accept their sissy nature or gaysex urges?!?!
Thursday, April 08, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
How Gay I Am -- a Gay Confession!
Sara, I called so many Flirts whose listings said they could turn me bi, fag me up, pimp me out. And while they all yelled at me to go to the gloryhole, as if that would be all it would take, it was just a bed of noise to wank off to, but not really motivational to turn me totally and completely gay.
I admit I was and am too scared to call your Niteflirt Go Gay listing, all those feedbacks and ratings, I sensed you were Queen of the Gay Scene. I saved you to my Favorites and would re-read your listing over and over. I decided to distance myself from you directly and instead, to buy your Gay Brainwashing Games. I thought it would give me an idea of what you were about and give me something to play with when I was in the mood. I uploaded them to my iphone so I could track my progress. I really did give it a go! 3 weeks later, I was totally hooked on gay. I mean it was bad. I couldn't get hard jerking off to girl-on-girl porn any more, which used to be my fave, my dick was a useless limpette when I looked at a girl! I could only get hard jerking to gay porn, and only when I had a butt plug jacked in to my ass. Yeah I need anal action or else I only pop half a stiffie!
I also found myself checking out guy's bulges. It wasn't like I wanted to kiss them. But I did want to suck them! I was quasi-dating someone and I broke off with her, just as you said, a gay guy shouldn't be dating a girl. She didn't ask me why I was breaking off with her, she was like "whatever". Then I saw on her Facebook that she posted she suspected the guy she was just dating was really a FAG! Luckily, she didn't say my name. And she sent me 2 texts. YOU SUCK followed by COCKS. I didn't respond because I couldn't deny even though at that point I truly hadn't sucked any cocks except in my fantasies.
Then Niteflirt went thru that transfer or whatever they called it and now it is really hard to call from Australia, but I am buying all of your gay games, stories and assignments and I am going to email you in about a week to ask you to custom design a Pay to View for me to keep on the gay track. And in case there are any other Aussies or Brits out there who want to hook up, Gumtree.com is better than Craigslist.com for gay adverts. I know Sara will make me advertise myself there, so it's only a matter of time before a cock lands in my mouth!
I admit I was and am too scared to call your Niteflirt Go Gay listing, all those feedbacks and ratings, I sensed you were Queen of the Gay Scene. I saved you to my Favorites and would re-read your listing over and over. I decided to distance myself from you directly and instead, to buy your Gay Brainwashing Games. I thought it would give me an idea of what you were about and give me something to play with when I was in the mood. I uploaded them to my iphone so I could track my progress. I really did give it a go! 3 weeks later, I was totally hooked on gay. I mean it was bad. I couldn't get hard jerking off to girl-on-girl porn any more, which used to be my fave, my dick was a useless limpette when I looked at a girl! I could only get hard jerking to gay porn, and only when I had a butt plug jacked in to my ass. Yeah I need anal action or else I only pop half a stiffie!
I also found myself checking out guy's bulges. It wasn't like I wanted to kiss them. But I did want to suck them! I was quasi-dating someone and I broke off with her, just as you said, a gay guy shouldn't be dating a girl. She didn't ask me why I was breaking off with her, she was like "whatever". Then I saw on her Facebook that she posted she suspected the guy she was just dating was really a FAG! Luckily, she didn't say my name. And she sent me 2 texts. YOU SUCK followed by COCKS. I didn't respond because I couldn't deny even though at that point I truly hadn't sucked any cocks except in my fantasies.
Then Niteflirt went thru that transfer or whatever they called it and now it is really hard to call from Australia, but I am buying all of your gay games, stories and assignments and I am going to email you in about a week to ask you to custom design a Pay to View for me to keep on the gay track. And in case there are any other Aussies or Brits out there who want to hook up, Gumtree.com is better than Craigslist.com for gay adverts. I know Sara will make me advertise myself there, so it's only a matter of time before a cock lands in my mouth!
Monday, March 15, 2010
Keeley Tells It Like It Is!
When popular British model Keeley Hazell (many a man's go-to masturbation girl) was asked: "What's the very first thing you notice on a guy when it's lust at first sight? Be honest!"
Let's review her answer!
Keeley: "His trouser bulge! Hey, you told me to be honest. It's no good getting close to a guy and then finding out he can't deliver the goods. Size DOES matter. Although you know that don't you Abi*!"
*Abi = interviewer
Cuckoldress Carla
Is the First Lady of France cucking her hubby, the Napoleonic Prime Minister? Some say she does it simply when she stands next to him, towering over him with her 5 foot 11 inches of sheer beauty and power. peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter, lets us in on a hot rumor from Europe!
News has recently broken that Carla Bruni, former model and paramour of many famous celebrities (including Mick Jagger) has been cuckolding Sarkozy. This high profile act of adultery has prompted rumors of a feeble retaliatory and face-saving affair of his own. But he knows it, we know it and the whole world knows it - Carla has cuckolded and humiliated him!
As if to rub his mucked 'n' cucked face in it, The Simpsons tv show will broadcast a parody episode featuring Cuckoldress Carla.
The storyline of the episode involves Carla surrendering to her desires and publicly cheating on the 5 foot 5 inch whiteboi President with - yes you've guessed it - the one and only resident Springfield Black man, Carl Carlson!
European girls have undoubtedly been gripped by a powerful lust for big black men for many years now, so it is fitting to see The Simpsons recognize that fact by dedicating an episode to a gorgeous white European wife cuckolding her diminutive white hubby with a potent Black Bull! They look so right together - even if it is only a cartoon!
Perhaps Carla Bruni's Simpsons' character will pave the way for other Springfield ladies to explore the prowess of massive ebony cock. Empress Sara, given your obvious preference for black men and your recent blogs about US hotties such as Olivia Munn, Kendra Wilkinson, Amanda Bynes, etc it is clear that the Jungle Fever is rapidly descending on the American ladies, so it is only a matter of time before Homer has cause for concern. Yes Marge, black penises really ARE much bigger, thicker and better - just ask Sara or any of the other Size Queens!
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Amanda Bynes - Maxim Cover Girl and Newest Size Queen!
"it's amazing how good it feels when someone knows how to love your body! I am having withdrawals from a certain guy lol :)" actress Amanda Bynes tweeted. "So turns out i prefer chocolate over vanilla. interesting."
See and read more about Amanda in Maxim and also here!
Sunday, February 21, 2010
What is "Victoria's Secret"?
From peewee intrepid UK blog reporter....
VICTORIA'S SECRET IS....BLACK COCK ADDICTION!
Until now, it was assumed that Victoria's Secret models shared only one thing in common - their unrivaled beauty. Besides being the most beautiful white and Latina girls in the entire world, these stunners share another common trait. A trait that is Victoria's Secret - these perfect models have ALL gone black!
First up is Heidi Klum. She was so smitten by the contents of Seal's cycle shorts when she spotted him in a New York City hotel that she since married him and the rest is interracial and cuckoldress history.
Adriana Lima is another Size Queen who went for dark meat. She is perfect, one of THE most desired girls on the planet. Formerly engaged to the legendary 'Blacker' of beauties, Lenny Kravitz. Thus, she was ruined for all whiteboys! Indeed this is evident since she married gargantuan Slavic basketball player, Marko Jaric.
Likewise, Doutzen Krous makes no secret of her preferences. She told the Dutch Telegraaf: "I represent a young healthy woman and I am not as thin as all other models. This has advantages and disadvantages because you are always different than the rest. But I also have a private life and I have a preference for black men and they mostly like curvy bodies, and eh, I am very proud of my butt...haha. It's true that black men have an extra flavor." Doutzen doesn't hesitate showing off her desire for big black men in public. Watch and weep, lil whiteboys!
Petra Nemcova, one of the most perfect creatures to ever walk the earth, is also hooked on black cock.
Petra is hooked in a BIG way. She is utterly perfect, so it isn't a surprise to find she's gone black only. Petra has enjoyed a number of relationships with well known black men: Wyclef Jean, Russell Simmons and John Legend, the latter would have been a legendary blacking to behold!
Finally, Adriana Sklenarikova is not going to disagree with her black cock lovin' VS lovelies, as she is married to huge black stud, Cristian Karambeau.
So, ladies and gentleman, now you know precisely what Victoria's Secret is. It is an overwhelming urge by their perfect, gorgeous models to jump on as much big black cock as possible!
Until now, it was assumed that Victoria's Secret models shared only one thing in common - their unrivaled beauty. Besides being the most beautiful white and Latina girls in the entire world, these stunners share another common trait. A trait that is Victoria's Secret - these perfect models have ALL gone black!
First up is Heidi Klum. She was so smitten by the contents of Seal's cycle shorts when she spotted him in a New York City hotel that she since married him and the rest is interracial and cuckoldress history.
Adriana Lima is another Size Queen who went for dark meat. She is perfect, one of THE most desired girls on the planet. Formerly engaged to the legendary 'Blacker' of beauties, Lenny Kravitz. Thus, she was ruined for all whiteboys! Indeed this is evident since she married gargantuan Slavic basketball player, Marko Jaric.
Likewise, Doutzen Krous makes no secret of her preferences. She told the Dutch Telegraaf: "I represent a young healthy woman and I am not as thin as all other models. This has advantages and disadvantages because you are always different than the rest. But I also have a private life and I have a preference for black men and they mostly like curvy bodies, and eh, I am very proud of my butt...haha. It's true that black men have an extra flavor." Doutzen doesn't hesitate showing off her desire for big black men in public. Watch and weep, lil whiteboys!
Petra Nemcova, one of the most perfect creatures to ever walk the earth, is also hooked on black cock.
Petra is hooked in a BIG way. She is utterly perfect, so it isn't a surprise to find she's gone black only. Petra has enjoyed a number of relationships with well known black men: Wyclef Jean, Russell Simmons and John Legend, the latter would have been a legendary blacking to behold!
Finally, Adriana Sklenarikova is not going to disagree with her black cock lovin' VS lovelies, as she is married to huge black stud, Cristian Karambeau.
So, ladies and gentleman, now you know precisely what Victoria's Secret is. It is an overwhelming urge by their perfect, gorgeous models to jump on as much big black cock as possible!
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
And Speaking of Size Queens....
It's been established that Megan Fox likes it large and in this case, the only fuckable guy in her tv commercial is the BBC hot piece! Mischievous Megan snaps hot pics of herself using her Motorola Devour (great name for a Size Queen's cell phone brand) and the mayhem follows.
from peewee intrepid UK blog contributor....
In the tv commercial, Megan, as always, looks pretty hot. But I notice that the white admirers are presented as, in turn, a loser cable guy with middle-aged spread, someone wanking in his bedrooom, a pussy-whipped manbag sporting hubby and smacked gayboys. Only the black guy looks man enough for Megan herself! About right eh?!
Another Size Queen Speaks Out....
"I'm really shallow when I come to guys. I only date really good
looking, well-endowed guys, with great bodies. My friends are always
going on at me. I'm like I can't help it! I'm just a woman with high
standards!"
Sports Illustrated Model Josie Maran should keep up the high standards! ~Sara
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Olivia Munn - Size Queen and Oral Slut!
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