BubbleCUM 2007 Winner for Best Spum Recipe!!!

A blog reader pointed out what a delish treat it would be if a fagboy would pre-chew a piece of bubble gum, spum on it, put it back in his mouth, and blow cum bubbles! Oh yes, I would love it if a cum bubble blew up and stuck to a fagboy's face! Send a pic if it does!

The Enchanted Broccoli Forest - This Week's Recipe Using SPUM

The recipe itself can be picked up on any Google search. But your special topping is to jizz on the trees! Lick off the gizz, suck the broccoli florets. Enjoy!

The Squirtini -- This Week's Recipe Using SPUM

The Squirtini

2 oz. Gin or Vodka
2 drops Dry Vermouth (use less vermouth for a drier martini)

Gizz into the glass, then pour the vodka and vermouth.
Stir. Garnish with two cocktail onions speared with
those tiny plastic swords to symbolize the demise of
your pathetic balls. Then bottoms up! Literally.