Just for Peewee

Cheryl Cole from Girls Aloud on her Birthday


She looks more like the cake and the frosting! And her footie star hubby is hotness too....

The Mystery Spanker!

The Mystery Spanker from my birthday party was revealed! It was one of my 'guesses', but my girlfriends got extra play and reveled in torturous delite in not revealing his identity for a few weeks, while I squirmed (literally) wondering who the Spanker could have been.

It was revealed to be 'e', Taylor's Sugar Daddy! I passed up 'e', he was my original acquisition when I was selling my ass as a 'faux girlfriend' before the holidays to cum up with a down payment for a new (used) car. Faux girlfriend = eye candy = look pretty = no sex. 'e' came in late in the game, and late on the calendar, I was already booked the nites he was looking to put a girl on his arm at several parties, but he seemed cool and rich and.... so I passed him off to one of my girlfriends who was whining about lack of cash around Xmas. And they hit it off, tho she is more the traditional sugar baby, meaning she will do the sexy whereas I won't do the sexy with beta males, regardless of the size of the carrot or the amount of lettuce.

The reason why my girlfriends got off on me getting spanked by 'e' was he was wearing some party disguise, oversized black glasses, big schnoz and poofy black moustache and he was apparently acting comedic, a la Groucho Marx?, altho I obviously didn't get to see this as Nicole had blindfolded me with a scarf. (What, if my blindfold fell off, 'e' didn't want me to recognize him?)

'e' also paid for my party at the club ($500+), and all he got out of it was to spank my naked bum. A tres expensive spanking!

Birthday Girl Gets Red Cheeks! And I don't mean blushing...

I was suspicious that one of the black bouncers at the club would be the BIG surprise in Ember's and I wasn't disappointed. Antonio, the hottest black bull with the monster log popped out of the cardboard cake and did a gyrating g-string dance around the party room, especially wagging it in my face. I was getting wet. I had heard he was packing 9 to 9 1/2" and thick and that he got complimentary blow jobs from the hung-dong luvin' dancers, sometimes 2 girls at a time. Not a bad gig to have where you get blow jobs on top of seeing hotties dance 99% nekkid.

It seemed that Betty Crocker was also invited to my party. 'Somebodies' homebaked a cake in 2 round pans, and frosted the cake with vanilla frosting and chocolate accents to look like 2 titties (next to each other), then the baking bitches used M&M's to write on the frosting:

25 KISS PERKY GOODBYE


Hahahaha very funny. Of course mis amigas used the candles that didn't blow out mixed with the ones that did. So my birthday wish will not cum true. "Titty fuck the cake" "titty fuck" "titty fuck" was the chant for Antonio. We all had to lick the frosting and cake smush off of Antonio's cock 'n' balls. Pure heaven.

But then I had an even BIGGER surprise. Nicole blindfolded me with a scarf and spun me around, while I was getting spun, Nic then pushed me over a guy's lap, I could tell it was a guy because he had pants on, and it wasn't Antonio, since A was g-strung. Who had cum into the room? My skirt got flipped up and I received 25 whacks to the chant of 1 2 3 "harder" 4 5 "harder" 6 7 "smack that ass"!!! Let's just say my ass is still sore. BUT....

And it's a big BUT, not talking about my butt....

But I still don't know who my mystery spanker was. And no one will tell me, no matter how much I beg. But this I do know. The party champagne was paid for by:

THE MYSTERY SPANKER!

I need to know who this spanker is. He had to have laid out at least $500, possibly more. I mean there is a possibility Nic is lying and that the whole party was comped and that the spanker was one of her customers who tipped her BIG for the opportunity of a lifetime. It could have been one of the other bouncers. Process of elimination: I know it wasn't fatfuck, I know it wasn't toad (spanker's hands were too big). It could have been one of my fucktoys. My girlfriends were getting way too crazed into it for it to have been a random guy. So I will rule out one of Nic's 'custies'. BUT I have to think of a way to find out. Any ideas?

Blackmailing Ember

Ember is the only friend who I could possibly beg for more info on what mischief and mayhem might happen on my birthday. I begged. She told me she has been sworn to secrecy. Blackmail is my only option.

My sister is envious. She said she wishes she could have a BIG birthday surprise. Her fiance's cock is BIG, but she's been doing the same cock for several years, I think she has 'cock fatigue' and needs fresh meat. I'm posting this pic of Ember, and sending her the link to my blog, I'm telling her that unless she tells me what the BIG surprise is, the pic and the embarrassing info about her below will stay up:

{blackmail info removed, but pic is staying, as Ember only told me part of what will happen!!!!!}

Mark your calendars: January 27th is my Birthday!

My Mom is having a birthday dinner for me, she'll spend hours slaving over lasagne and tiramisu (dessert). It's her tradition to cook the most favorite meal for her birthday girls (either me or my sister). My sister will be coming down from Whore-lando, if only she could get down Saturday nite. Altho my birthday is officially Sunday, my girlfriends are taking me out on Saturday nite, as I'm taking the nite off to par-tay SoBe style. After midnite, it will be my birthday, officially. It's going to be my 25th, shhhhhh I may freeze my age on Niteflirt to 24 'fourever' hahaha.... My 'entourage' will be stopping by the club where Nicole works. I'm a little scared of what evil plan Nicole has in store for me as I've been warned there will be a BIG surprise. Hmmmm I suspect it may involve a big cock....