Avatar Dildo and Fleshlight???

Supposedly, the movie has spawned some unlicensed sex toys (as if the movie studio would officially license Avatar sextoys) floating around on the internet. I haven't seen the Avatar dildo, but I've heard that it's huge because the blue Na'vi creatures are larger than humans!

I did find a pic of the Avatar Fleshlight! The description didn't say if it was a larger pussy than the usual Fleshlight toys. And no it wasn't an official Fleshlight.

I haven't seen the Avatar movie yet, altho I did get a dinner and movie date invite, not what I would call a real date invite per traditional definition, because my intention was to enslave the inviter, which I did after several drinks. Details are on my other blog if you subscribe to that one!

When Dildos Fly....

To disrupt a speech given by Gary Kasparov (member of an anti-Putin politico group in Russia), anonymous Kremlinists launched an 'attack'. Specifically, it was 8 inches long and thick and it could fly! If only this would happen when McCain was delivering a spiel.



See the Flying Dildo Helicopter in Action!!



Click on my blog post title for a more detailed article on the flying penis from blog www.waxy.org including a translation of what Kasparov said after the incident which evoked laughter from the crowd....

Where's Dildo?

I think I better send Gaywayne to Dildo, Newfoundland on assignment! If you search thru my blog, you'll find plenty of Gaywayne adventures in Canada. Those Canadians! Check out the map. Dildo is near Conception Bay, Cape Spear and Holyrodd?



PS Another bloggie reader pointed out two other kinky town names on the map: Mount Pearl (haha you can mount Pearl) and Bay Bulls. Canadians know how to name their towns!

Instant Pussy Look for Lil Dick Losers

"Fulfill your feminine illusion. This product has been designed to hide the male genitalia with an ultra realistic appearance of a feminine pussy. It allows for body cavity penetration. It can be worn for hours at a time with no problems. The original Vee-String allows the male genitalia to be worn up and behind the pubic hair leaving a feminine mound effect. Later versions of the Vee-String provide for a "bladder" to hold the male genitalia thus permitting the sissy to urinate while sitting. Another version, "The Sheath", provides a Vaginal Canal Sheath so that you can insert a penis into it allowing you and your partner to experience sexual pleasure. The Sheath is attached at The Vaginal Opening, creating the illusion of an actual vagina. The Sheath Canal is 7" long and 1.5" wide in order to accommodate most male sex organs. Another version, "The Masturbator", provides a bladder with an opening where the clitoris would normally be found so the sissy can stick the head of his genitalia through it to simulate a "clittie" just above the vaginal opening. The Head of the sissy's penis becomes the Clitoris, allowing the sissy to urinate and to masturbate as though she were a genetic girl. There is also a "Virgin" version with a hymen that can be broken and restored again and again. It is designed for sexual enjoyment with a larger Vaginal opening that is easily penetrated. After it has been penetrated and the hymen broken, it can be repaired with latex included in the "Virgin" kit."

Click on the link (blog posting title) for more info on how to order a pussy for yourself. I'd rather see the head of a lil dick become a clittie than try to fuck a real woman's pussy ever again!