Fagqueen has penned the first installment of a hilarious take on the Lone Ranger & Tonto story. Maybe he can fag-ify Batman & Robin next, talk about queers in 'tards. Purrrrrmeowwww I confess I wanted to be Catwoman in a leather or latex catsuit when I grew up!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town and enter the saloon to find details of what was robbed from the chorus girls. The Madame of the saloon mentioned that all of the lingerie and makeup belonging to the chorus girls had been stolen. The chorus girls felt it was the work of the nearby encampment of Indians. Wouldn't they be able to use the make-up as war paint? Perhaps shred the lingerie and use the sequins on their garb?
The masked man said ''Don't worry ladies we will bring back all the stolen goods and punish the redskins.'' He looked at his obedient servant Tonto and said "Isn't that right Tonto?'' Tonto replied ''What do you mean we Kimosabe Paleface? I'm supposed to punish my people, because of your fag ass? Kimosabe is a fag. Watch.'' Tonto then pulled the masked of the ranger face to show all mascara, eye liner and eye shadow he had on. One chorus girl chimed ''Hey thats my make-up!''
The Lone Ranger stood there in shame while Tonto said, ''ow you know why he wears a mask. To hide his eyes. Paleface is closet fag.''In one swift motion Tonto sat down and pulled the white man over his knees. He then pulled down his pants to show the girls his red silk panties. One girl piped up ''Hey those are my panties''. Tonto said ''Palefaceboy robbed your lingerie and make-up in the dressing while you girls danced on stage." The chorus girls were now on Tonto's side cheering him to spank the Lone Ranger's ass. Tonto pulled down the panties and started spanking his white ass until the ranger boy's face turned dark red and he started to cry like a baby.
The Madame said ''Why he's not a man. He's just a little candyass fairy.'' The girls realized that Tonto was making a complete fool out of the Lone Ranger and started to encouraging even more. One girl shouted "Hey Brave Tonto make that Palefaceboy suck your big RED COCK.'' Tonto pushed the ranger boy off his lap so he could pull down his pants and whip out his huge red cock. Tonto shouted "Hey Paleface, show your white women what you do to me alone and why you never kissed a girl because you'd rather kiss cock".
Tonto then started slapping his big red prick all over Kimosabe's embarrassed face while he cried in shame. ''Tell them why paleface!''Tonto demanded. "Because I need it" said the ranger in a whisper. ''ay it louder.'' ''Because I love indian cock.'' ''Louder with correction.'' ''Because I'm hooked on NATIVE AMERICAN PRICK.''
All the girls laugh out loud at the Lone Ranger faggot confession. One girl said ''Make him kiss it Tonto.'' And the ranger did it. Another girl said ''Now make him say thank you for kissing your cock Tonto.'' The ranger said thank you. To the amazement of the ladies Tonto said 'your welcome' by slapping that great huge cock across the ranger's face. The girls got such a kick at how Tonto was teasing his paleface boy with his huge cock. Tonto said ''now lick it'.' The Lone Ranger timidly licked Tonto's big prick and said thank you. Your wel(POUND) come(POUND) Tonto was cock-slapping the rangerboy silly again without mercy and the girls loved every minute of it.
They loved seeing his bashful face each time Tonto's prick pounded across his fag face. The Madame said ''Tonto make him give you some head.'' Hearing that Tonto grapped the back of the Lone Ranger's head and made him suck his fat juicy cock. The girls shouted "SUCK THAT MANMEAT'' ''MAKE IT HARDER'' ''SMOKE THAT POLE'' DEEP THROAT IT'' GAG ON IT BITCH'' ''SWALLOW THAT INDIAN LOAD FAGGOT'' TONTO SHOT HIS HUGE LOAD RIGHT DOWN THE LONE RANGER's THROAT AND THE CHORUS GIRLS LAUGHED THEIR ASS OFF. to be continued......
1 comment:
Wow, that is a very gay story, lol. Cool! I wonder if Tonto takes his ass soon... I guess I'll have to wait for the next installment.
Well Sara, you know the woman who played Catwoman in the 60's Batman TV show is a real life Fag-hag, lol. She loves the gay boys and has a huge following of them. And wow, she is hot to this day.
She is such a fag-hag that they even put her name in the title of a very sissy movie "To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar", which is about a group of crossdressers. Some famous actors got all sissy and got paid to do this movie... though I heard it's good.
Just thought you would like that Sara :)
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