Sunday, December 19, 2010

Gay Wayne's Chicago Adventure!

After visiting some distant relatives in Wisconson Cheese Country for the holidays, due to terrible weather and risky driving in the heavy snow, instead of making one long marathon drive back to New York, I decided to stop in Chicago. At a bar near the hotel I stayed at, I took one of those freebie magazines you can pick up at the exit door titled:  Hot Places Chicago.  One place in the magazine caught my eye called “Peppermints” which pimped that it was popular with the interracial crowd.

So I went back to my hotel and got ready to go out, thinking why couldn’t I be a crazy horny fuck like Charlie Sheen.  Pick a hot porn girl or model, wine and dine her, have great sex and then move on to the next one. No commitment. Did I leave out the part where he has to pay for the girl? But what better way for my evening of debauchery to start than by going to an interracial joint so I could win back at least one of the white girls taken away from me by black men.  I was feeling confident and even cocky after downing a few shots as a warm-up, literally since it was so cold, at the bar.

On the way to Peppermints, I did feel like a dirty little sneak.  Sara always told me that I should only think about about cock. White pussy should only be a black man’s right. But I said to myself, how is she going to know? So you see this is a hard thing for me to write about. You know being a sneak and all. That’s why I hesitate to write this, but I thought I’d be able to keep this a secret from Sara.  But I should know, I’ve never been able to keep secrets from her, sooner or later I wimp out and confess them.

Entering Peppermints, I lucked out, it was Happy Hour (reduced drinks for ladies only).  There were hardly any black guys there yet. Standing next to me were a couple of white guys.  I ordered a beer then we got to talking. The bartender named Figgy was a white dude wearing one of those double printed t-shirts that had a picture of Obama on the front.  On the back it read HONOR and RESPECT the BLACK MAN.  The white guys standing next to me agreed that Figgy the bartender was totally gay, wearing hoop earrings and sporting bleached blonde hair.  He took his time waiting on us, but jumped to attention for a black stud. It was obvious he had some kind of fetish for black men.

Me and my two new white friends (Chicago locals) saw a table clearing and decided to take it. I found out the white dudes were just like me looking for white pussy.  But they did not know they were in an interracial bar, which I informed them I had found an ad for Peppermints in Hot Places Chicago and that it was advertised for white girls and black dudes.  These guys were from the North side of Chicago and weren’t familiar with the South side, but had wrapped up some biz in the area and decided to have a few brews.  After downing a lot of Sam Adams we started talking a lot of trash. How white girls should be dating only white guys.  That it was a white man’s world.  We decided to a have one more Sammy before we approached the ladies to shame them into going back to white guys. Down the hatch, we drank to our new coalition.

With hardly any black guys in the place, we decided to make our move. It was now or never!  Much to Figgy's disgust, my two new juiced up buddies and I went around the bar insulting white girls about their lust for dating black guys.  We laughed because the only negative response we got back from a girl, while the others held their tongues with resentment, was a “shut the fuck up you frosted flakes”.  I wasn't sure if that meant we were sugar frosted white boys or flakes or both.  After we were done making our rounds at the bar, we felt victorious.  We thought we had planted the seeds for the white girls to remember us white guys.  Then we started to leave the bar in triumph.  We were going to go out for a steak dinner next.

Now that should have been the end of the story.  Ahead of the game, we should have walked out of that bar without saying another word.  Even though we did not pick up any hot ladies, at least we had spoken our mind and we should have just gone and gotten our steak man-meat dinner.  Y’know it's sort of like walking away with your winnings at the gambling table before you lose it all.  But my new so-called friends had to add insult to injury.   On the way out there were three white hotties sipping drinks and talking by the exit door.  What would come after using bad judgment could have been easily avoided. We had no idea what was waiting in store for us.

 The two white guys stopped before the doorway and urged me to make a comment to the girls standing there. They said it was my turn.  I did not want to be a chicken, so I said:  "Hey girls." No answer. The girls were too busy chatting. The guys urged me on.  So I raised my voice:  "Hey girls!" They looked at me and said:  "Are you talking to us?"  I looked back at the guys and they nodded to carry on.  I said hesitatingly: "Yes, do you girls by any chance date black guys?  I mean is that who you are waiting for?"  "What’s it to you?"  The girls responded.  The guys urged me to push on.  "Well, you know you’re going to be looked at as sluts if you date black only." The guys cracked up. The girls replied: "You got to be fucking kidding us, right." I could tell they had started fuming.

One of the girls began to verbally spar with me: "You’re coming in here talking this pompous crap?  I bet you’re one of those little white assholes on Twitter who leave racist comments. What, are you jealous because a white girl picks a black man over your bigoted asses?”  I could tell that white girl was more pissed off than the others.

I looked to the side at my white buddies with “beer” confidence thinking I had scored a big hit with them.  My Chi-town buddies coaxed me on saying, “Com’n Wayne.  Tell these girls off.”  I faced the pissed off girls trying to be as cool as I could and said something really nasty where I used the “N” word.   I turned to my side to look for my buddies approval. Suddenly they were no longer laughing, but had an awfully worried look on their faces.  I felt a tap on my shoulder.  I turned around. My heart dropped. My knees quivered. A big powerful black man at least a head in height over me was staring down at me with his arms crossed, looking pretty damn mean. I knew right then and there that the white man domination experiment had expired. The party was over. P.S. This may be a good time to end here because this material probably isn’t suitable for all your readers unless they like gay interracial action…

 "You want to say that N word to my face whiteboy?" SMACK. I immediately fell to my knees and cried:  "No sir, I did not mean to say it sir."  He smacked me again and said: "And did you  call these white girls sluts for dating us?" SMACK.  "Sorry sir for acting like such a stupid whiteboy sir?" He then hesitated with his arms on his hips thinking about what to do next.  The girls didn’t even come to my rescue or ask him to spare me, in fact, they thought this was hilarious and said "Darien, what did you stop for? Keep smacking that smart mouth fairyfag. Teach him a lesson."

SMACK. SMACK.SMACK. BIG ROLLS OF TEARS NOW CAME ROLLING FROM MY EYES.  I looked to my so-called buddies who had my back just a moment ago. But they were both standing there scared shitless. Smack Smack Smack. I cried like a little bitch who owed money to a loanshark and was getting a beat-down from his enforcers.

''Who’s laughing now whiteboy?" The girls said.  The humiliation was becoming increasingly unbearable. The girls were laughing at the way I was crying.  He made me apologize to them.  “I'm sorry ladies for calling you sluts for dating black men who are better than us stupid whiteboys. Because it is step down for you beautiful white ladies to date wormy white fags like me."

The black man then looked up and said to my useless white buddies:  "Did you two whiteboys come in here to pick up white girls?'' “No, sir," they said in unison. Darien then said:  "The only whiteboys who come here are fags.  So I want you two to start making out with each other right now.  I want to see tongue action. NOW!"  The two guys were in such a state of fear that they began to make out. The girls were getting a little thrill about the kiss and were yelling things like: "Com’n fags, kiss like you mean it! Pussyboys!  Just remember those gay video clips you watch online when you jerk off."

The black man then grabbed my arm and took me into the Mens Room while this was happening. He told me my days of thinking about white pussy were over.  He started to pull down his zipper and told me to get on my knees. Then he whipped out the most beautiful long thick black cock I had ever seen, I nearly fainted.  He proceeded to whip my face with it, telling me this was the cock that’s been inside many white ladies that I could only dream about.  He made me beg to worship it.  Telling me to kiss it and tell him what a white fag I was for making love to his black cock. But then he said he needed a beer first and dragged me to the bar.  I had no idea what my fate would be after Darien had downed his beer.


Out in the bar area, my two buddies were still making out.   I could not get over the fact that they came in all cocky like I did, after making their business deal, cruising for pussy, but were forced to go gay instead. Again, so much for winning back the white ladies. When Figgy the bartender served the beer to my black master he said to my defense:  ''You know Darien, I’ve been watching all this from the start, it's really those two North side guys making out who instigated this whole thing and edged him (me) on to annoy the girls."  The black man said "Is that so?" With that he downed his pint of beer and grabbed the two white boys each by their ear and took them out into the alleyway.  The girls followed them outside,  thrilled that they were gonna see two  big mouth white fags get smacked down by a big black stud.  

I saw an emergency exit door on the other side of the barroom and thought this was my big chance to escape so I ran out the door and fell over a garbage can outside in the dark alley and got my jacket and shirt all covered in dirty snow. I got up and started running again.  Did I feel guilty that I left my two new friends back there in the other side alley? Well did they come to my defense when I was being humiliated and smacked around? I thought it was a clear case of every fag for himself.  I know that it was three against one and technically, we should have been able to stand up to the black guy, but then again, we were three white wimps, so probably not.    I learned two things that night:  1.  Respect women’s choices as to whom they go out with.   2. Black men will take over all white women.  It's hopeless for white men.


As I ran back to my hotel I was thinking how much like a dirty little whore I felt like.  I wished I could be safe in my home back in New York watching gay porn in my ballerina outfit while Sara could be telling me on the phone what a dirty little GAY CUNT I AM.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Clean Your Dirty Balls!

Click on the Blog Title above for the hilarious Axe Body Wash infomercial about cleaning your dirty balls.  Axe Body Wash commercials have always pushed the envelope for their raunchy or nude content.  Some of their commercials have even been banned for being, yes, too sexual. 

Jaime Pressly plays Monica Blake, a former tennis star, in this humiliating 3 minute short-form infomercial piece stuffed with Small Balls and Small Penis Humiliation double entendres, innuendos and tiny cock teasing

Notice how the biggest sack of balls (soccer balls) are tossed to the Size Queens:  Axe Body spokesmodel and Jaime Pressly by a hot studly black dude.  Stereotype of Small Penis Humiliation?  The small dick loser wimpy white boys only offer up tiny golf balls and fuzzy used tennis balls for the Axe Body Wash to clean.  In a comedic bit, an old white dude shows up with two shriveled unrecognizable balls. 

Jaime and the hottie spokesmodel cuckold and embarrass the white boys in the infomercial audience about their small "sports" equipment.  Complete Small Penis Humiliation and Small Balls Humiliation!   

Friday, August 27, 2010

29% of Adults (Men!) Visit Porn Sites at Work

Yes, 29% of American adults, which in this case means men, visit porn sites at work and spend an average of 12 minutes surfing porn at work. What else takes about 12 minutes to do? Yeah, you guessed it.

But a higher percentage or American workers overall visited:  social networking sites, online gaming, personal email and instant messaging websites. However, porn did beat out eBay and Craigslist and news site cruising.  So when is any work getting done?

Sunday, July 25, 2010

The Quickest Retirement Ever!



Amanda Bynes tweeted that she has returned to acting. So we can look forward to more of Amanda on the big and little screen. Well what else was she going to do? Interracial Porn? As you may remember, Amanda had confessed quite a few times on Twitter and in interviews that she prefers chocolate over vanilla. See post below for more details on Amanda's black cock lust....

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Amanda Bynes retires from acting, still loves big black cock!



Amanda - Chocolate Wrestling - leads us to Amanda on her Twitter:

"I love dudes that know how to respect a woman like me. I only smile if I’m happy if you catch me smiling I’m happy. I save my energy for someone who deserves it and earns it. I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi. I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play. Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem. If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it. I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it. I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve retired."

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Sunday, May 23, 2010

Black Cock Lust Takes Over the UK!

from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent...

"I certainly think Cheryl Cole has fulfilled your prediction and has moved on to bigger and better black cock, since her split with love rat Ashley Cole. Will.I.Am seems smitten with her and the word over hear is that she is falling for him fast!


STORY HERE


I am actually pleased to see her looking so very happy with her new man. And it's great to see her spending her time away from Will by perfecting sexy dance routines with another hot big black man. She knows how to keep all her whiteboy fans over here in our place I can tell you!

That said, Will and Cheryl would be a great couple. A pretty brunette with a big, rich, black man is a good match I have to concede. I think ALL English whiteboys would secretly admit that Cheryl belongs with a big black man now. It just seems so right.

And as for Ashley Cole, there has been a leaked story that he has already moved on from the FHM No.1 Sexiest Woman.... to the FHM No.4 Sexiest Woman! Namely Frankie Sandford from the band, The Saturdays!! She's another crazily pretty young brunette. He must have something, that man!!

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The story was denied by Frankie's agents and there is a suggestion that she has since got back with her whiteboy ex. But those rumours of secret meetings with Ashley, and indeed another black man (Aston Merrygold from boyband sensation JLS), will not die down. Rumour has it that - surprise, surprise! - she really likes black men.

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In fact, the JLS boys are so popular with British hotties that they are inducing hysteria not witnessed since the Beatles days!!

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And the marketing men behind these 4 young successful black men are cashing in with some imaginative flourishes. Such as their decision to unveil JLS condoms!! They talk of colour coding the condoms but I wonder if there will be a black coloured one to give the ladies a taste of the real thing?

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I'm just so thankful that you've already conditioned me on how to accept and deal with the fact that ALL pretty girls want big cocks and are attracted to black men. A lot of white guys must not yet realise that it is our place to be marginalised, rejected and cuckolded by pretty girls. So thank you very, very much Empress Sara. I can now genuinely enjoy watching and hearing about beautiful girls such as Cheryl Cole, Frankie Sandford, Sophie Reade and yourself going black, and not feel negatively about my own obvious inadequacies. Your blogs are therefore an invaluable tool for ALL whiteboys nowadays. They should be prescribed reading!!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Golddigger A-Go-Go!

Playboy playmate, Jenna Bentley, supposedly 21, landed herself a rich Sugar Daddy. GO Golddigger GO! She is engaged to the king of pawn shops, whose age was not available on google. So he must be a mythical figure, like Santa Claus. For Jenna, it's Christmas every day of the year! Here are some tasty pics of them on vacay. Wait till Nicole sees them! It might light a golddigger fire under her ass.



Thursday, May 13, 2010

cUcK Update! from peewee

from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter....

Reverse cucking!! Love it!! Kim K seems to get involved in the world of cuckolding, as I understand that she also briefly hooked up with Britain's most famous cuckold, Wayne Bridge. And naughtily (not to mention bizarrely!) she did so whilst still seeing Reggie Bush! Reverse cucking with a cuck! Impressive Miss Kardashian, impressive! Haha! She also just met up with Cristiano Ronaldo, who you so aptly nicknamed Crissie, top footie (soccer) player of questionable sexual orientation. Is he homosexual, metrosexual or heterosexual - consumes a lot of pub talk.

Also, I stumbled across a great article inspired by the England Captain's cuckolding of his team-mate. More interestingly, the article focuses on the premise that to be cuckolded in Britain is, perhaps more than anywhere else, truly contemptuous! Whereas some nations accept the horns of a cuckold more readily, over here in the UK, to be a cuckold is, quite frankly, pathetic:

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And did you know that the gorgeous Amii Grove is with a black man again? Yeah, she's reported to be happily loved up with black footballer, Gabi Agbonlahor. Amii's calendar, as you well know, was on my wall all last year and now it seems 100% official that she is 'black only'. I'm happy for her, and I mean that sincerely.

It's the same with American Barbie Doll, Aubrey O'Day. As with Cheryl Cole, Kendra Wilkinson, Kim Kardashian... and you, it seems that a love of black men is hard to repress.

AUBREY'S COCK LUST


Lovely stuff!



And speaking of lovely stuff, Aubrey O'Day and Kim Kardashian, two BBC lovers!

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Anti-Gay Evangelist Hires Rentboy for Vacay!


George Rekers, one of America's most vehement anti-gay Christian right mouthpieces, and fire-and-brimstone Baptist minister, was caught coming back from a 10-day Euro-trash vacay with his new friend. He coincidentally hired his boytoy from rentboy.com! Now George is doing some fancy tap dancing trying to get out of this one! He claims his rent boy was merely his 'baggage handler' during the trip. Due to recent surgery, he needed a bagboy to grab the bags. Totally believable! Especially since the twink is not even near the baggage in the photo above!

"This nice young man was kind enough to help me with my luggage. And then I preached to him, over and over again."

"Preached to him..." LMAO! George can join Larry Craig and all the other hypocritical gay-bashing pols and religious zealots caught cruising for gay sex.

Article with photos here

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Whiteboy Cleaning Service by GAYWAYNE!

Epilog: I answered an ad on Craigslist to clean the apartment of a black man. As the day approached, I wanted to chicken out, I told Sara: I can't do this! She said: You can and you will!

FRIDAY MORNING 8AM APRIL 30, 2010

As I was walking up to the apartment building stairwell, I kept repeating Sara's words in my head. YOU CAN AND YOU WILL. I was in unfamiliar territory. I never cleaned anyone's place before, never mind a blackman. What's wrong with that I kept saying to myself?

His doorkey was under his mat in front of the door just like he said it would be. I opened the door. (I can't believe I'm doing this.) He left a list of duties on a piece of paper tacked up on the fridge. The fridge was covered with pics of him with hot white chicks at clubs and parties. I started vacuuming and dusting right away. His pad did need a good cleaning. (That's what whiteboys like me are for, right?) He was at work and when he got home, he told me that his place better be spotless. He also said he'd be entertaining white chicks over the weekend, and lately all his bed bunnies had been complaining that his place was dirty, which was what prompted him to put the ad on Craigslist. He said he never cleaned. He said he used to have a white slut who cleaned for him, but I don't know if he meant a whiteboy or a whitegirl.

When I got to his bedroom to change the sheets, that's when the full reality hit me. I thought how many beautiful whitegirls has he brought to bed here? I noticed under his tv set, he had a bunch of XXX interracial dvd's, cuz what black dude would want to watch white on white porn....As I walked around the bedroom, picking up all the clothes and towels on the floor that needed to be washed, I realized how stupid and naive I was to believe in the past that white ladies were the property of whiteboys. That now it was truly a step down for these beautiful white women to date silly whiteboys. When I cleaned under his bed I thought of the book I read by Alexandre Dumas, "THE THREE MUSKETEERS" in which the Musketeers all had a wimpy male slave who slept under each of their bed's every night! I fantasized how wonderful it would be to sleep under his bed while he made love to one of his pretty white girlfriends. And then I took all of his dirty laundry to the laundry area in the building and sat there like a dutiful maid while everything was being washed and dried. I read an older Cosmopolitan magazine and realized what a fag I was.

THE BATHROOM

Right on the counter next to the sink was an open box of Trojans. Much too big to put over my birdie. I took the liberty of taking one of his cumbags.

LEAVING

After I was done cleaning I thought I would leave a cute little sissy thank you note. It read:

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME CLEAN YOUR APARTMENT. IT WAS TRULY AN HONOR TO MAKE IT NICE AND TIDY FOR YOU and YOUR BEAUTIFUL WHITE LADIES. THIS IS WHAT US WHITEBOYS WERE MEANT FOR. THANK YOU SIR, FOR PUTTING US IN OUR PLACE. PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU EVER WANT IT DONE AGAIN. IT IS MY PLEASURE. WOULD YOU MIND NEXT TIME SIR IF I WORE A PAIR OF MY RED SILKY PANTIES THAT I BOUGHT AT FREDERICK'S. KISSES YOUR WHITEBOY WAYNE.

P.S. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND BUT TOOK ONE OF YOUR CONDOMS TO REMEMBER YOU BY.

So tonight when he and his blackman buddies are dancing with whitegirls at the dance clubs, I will be home watching white on white gayporn like Sara said I should do and the way it should be OF COURSE. GAYWAYNE

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Blame it on the Food!

Dear Sara,

I read an article online that said one reason why so many males are going gay or sissy is that there are too many hormones in our food, female hormones, in milk products, meat, you name it. It is especially happening in the US because of all the milk products and meat we consume. What do you think?

I think men who are somewhat uncomfortable with their sissy self or gaysex orientation will look for any reason to absent themselves from feeling like they were doomed to be gay from the start, that the fault lies with burgers and milkshakes. Why not just accept their sissy nature or gaysex urges?!?!

Thursday, April 08, 2010

GLORY HOLE


So many of you Niteflirt cocksuckers are confused and ask me "what is the glory hole exactly":

Is it the Adult Bookstore / Sexstore?

Is it the arcade / booths are where the cocksucking takes place?

Is it the hole / cut-out in the wall that the cocks slide thru?

My answer? As long as you go suck cock, the glory hole is any of the above and all of the above.

Where did the term glory hole come from? Dating back to the olden days of sailing on the high seas, the glory hole on a ship was a catch-all area, small room, large closet, compartment where a mish-mash of things were stored. Instead of just 'frigging in the rigging', those who went 'gay while underway', would meet up in the glory hole for cocksuckery and assfuckery. Stories have survived about sailors who liked to suck cock so much, they would situate themselves inside empty barrels in the glory hole, with a hole cut out in the barrel side into which horny sailors would insert their cocks to be sucked. The glory hole as sexual slang carried over to dry land.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

How Gay I Am -- a Gay Confession!

Sara, I called so many Flirts whose listings said they could turn me bi, fag me up, pimp me out. And while they all yelled at me to go to the gloryhole, as if that would be all it would take, it was just a bed of noise to wank off to, but not really motivational to turn me totally and completely gay.

I admit I was and am too scared to call your Niteflirt Go Gay listing, all those feedbacks and ratings, I sensed you were Queen of the Gay Scene. I saved you to my Favorites and would re-read your listing over and over. I decided to distance myself from you directly and instead, to buy your Gay Brainwashing Games. I thought it would give me an idea of what you were about and give me something to play with when I was in the mood. I uploaded them to my iphone so I could track my progress. I really did give it a go! 3 weeks later, I was totally hooked on gay. I mean it was bad. I couldn't get hard jerking off to girl-on-girl porn any more, which used to be my fave, my dick was a useless limpette when I looked at a girl! I could only get hard jerking to gay porn, and only when I had a butt plug jacked in to my ass. Yeah I need anal action or else I only pop half a stiffie!

I also found myself checking out guy's bulges. It wasn't like I wanted to kiss them. But I did want to suck them! I was quasi-dating someone and I broke off with her, just as you said, a gay guy shouldn't be dating a girl. She didn't ask me why I was breaking off with her, she was like "whatever". Then I saw on her Facebook that she posted she suspected the guy she was just dating was really a FAG! Luckily, she didn't say my name. And she sent me 2 texts. YOU SUCK followed by COCKS. I didn't respond because I couldn't deny even though at that point I truly hadn't sucked any cocks except in my fantasies.

Then Niteflirt went thru that transfer or whatever they called it and now it is really hard to call from Australia, but I am buying all of your gay games, stories and assignments and I am going to email you in about a week to ask you to custom design a Pay to View for me to keep on the gay track. And in case there are any other Aussies or Brits out there who want to hook up, Gumtree.com is better than Craigslist.com for gay adverts. I know Sara will make me advertise myself there, so it's only a matter of time before a cock lands in my mouth!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Keeley Tells It Like It Is!


When popular British model Keeley Hazell (many a man's go-to masturbation girl) was asked: "What's the very first thing you notice on a guy when it's lust at first sight? Be honest!"

Let's review her answer!

Keeley: "His trouser bulge! Hey, you told me to be honest. It's no good getting close to a guy and then finding out he can't deliver the goods. Size DOES matter. Although you know that don't you Abi*!"

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*Abi = interviewer

Cuckoldress Carla


Is the First Lady of France cucking her hubby, the Napoleonic Prime Minister? Some say she does it simply when she stands next to him, towering over him with her 5 foot 11 inches of sheer beauty and power. peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter, lets us in on a hot rumor from Europe!

News has recently broken that Carla Bruni, former model and paramour of many famous celebrities (including Mick Jagger) has been cuckolding Sarkozy. This high profile act of adultery has prompted rumors of a feeble retaliatory and face-saving affair of his own. But he knows it, we know it and the whole world knows it - Carla has cuckolded and humiliated him!

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As if to rub his mucked 'n' cucked face in it, The Simpsons tv show will broadcast a parody episode featuring Cuckoldress Carla.

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The storyline of the episode involves Carla surrendering to her desires and publicly cheating on the 5 foot 5 inch whiteboi President with - yes you've guessed it - the one and only resident Springfield Black man, Carl Carlson!


European girls have undoubtedly been gripped by a powerful lust for big black men for many years now, so it is fitting to see The Simpsons recognize that fact by dedicating an episode to a gorgeous white European wife cuckolding her diminutive white hubby with a potent Black Bull! They look so right together - even if it is only a cartoon!

Perhaps Carla Bruni's Simpsons' character will pave the way for other Springfield ladies to explore the prowess of massive ebony cock. Empress Sara, given your obvious preference for black men and your recent blogs about US hotties such as Olivia Munn, Kendra Wilkinson, Amanda Bynes, etc it is clear that the Jungle Fever is rapidly descending on the American ladies, so it is only a matter of time before Homer has cause for concern. Yes Marge, black penises really ARE much bigger, thicker and better - just ask Sara or any of the other Size Queens!

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Amanda Bynes - Maxim Cover Girl and Newest Size Queen!


"it's amazing how good it feels when someone knows how to love your body! I am having withdrawals from a certain guy lol :)" actress Amanda Bynes tweeted. "So turns out i prefer chocolate over vanilla. interesting."

See and read more about Amanda in Maxim and also here!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

What is "Victoria's Secret"?

From peewee intrepid UK blog reporter....

VICTORIA'S SECRET IS....BLACK COCK ADDICTION!

Until now, it was assumed that Victoria's Secret models shared only one thing in common - their unrivaled beauty. Besides being the most beautiful white and Latina girls in the entire world, these stunners share another common trait. A trait that is Victoria's Secret - these perfect models have ALL gone black!

First up is Heidi Klum. She was so smitten by the contents of Seal's cycle shorts when she spotted him in a New York City hotel that she since married him and the rest is interracial and cuckoldress history.



Adriana Lima is another Size Queen who went for dark meat. She is perfect, one of THE most desired girls on the planet. Formerly engaged to the legendary 'Blacker' of beauties, Lenny Kravitz. Thus, she was ruined for all whiteboys! Indeed this is evident since she married gargantuan Slavic basketball player, Marko Jaric.



Likewise, Doutzen Krous makes no secret of her preferences. She told the Dutch Telegraaf: "I represent a young healthy woman and I am not as thin as all other models. This has advantages and disadvantages because you are always different than the rest. But I also have a private life and I have a preference for black men and they mostly like curvy bodies, and eh, I am very proud of my butt...haha. It's true that black men have an extra flavor." Doutzen doesn't hesitate showing off her desire for big black men in public. Watch and weep, lil whiteboys!



Petra Nemcova, one of the most perfect creatures to ever walk the earth, is also hooked on black cock.



Petra is hooked in a BIG way. She is utterly perfect, so it isn't a surprise to find she's gone black only. Petra has enjoyed a number of relationships with well known black men: Wyclef Jean, Russell Simmons and John Legend, the latter would have been a legendary blacking to behold!



Finally, Adriana Sklenarikova is not going to disagree with her black cock lovin' VS lovelies, as she is married to huge black stud, Cristian Karambeau.



So, ladies and gentleman, now you know precisely what Victoria's Secret is. It is an overwhelming urge by their perfect, gorgeous models to jump on as much big black cock as possible!

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

And Speaking of Size Queens....


It's been established that Megan Fox likes it large and in this case, the only fuckable guy in her tv commercial is the BBC hot piece! Mischievous Megan snaps hot pics of herself using her Motorola Devour (great name for a Size Queen's cell phone brand) and the mayhem follows.

from peewee intrepid UK blog contributor....

In the tv commercial, Megan, as always, looks pretty hot. But I notice that the white admirers are presented as, in turn, a loser cable guy with middle-aged spread, someone wanking in his bedrooom, a pussy-whipped manbag sporting hubby and smacked gayboys. Only the black guy looks man enough for Megan herself! About right eh?!

Another Size Queen Speaks Out....


"I'm really shallow when I come to guys. I only date really good
looking, well-endowed guys, with great bodies. My friends are always
going on at me. I'm like I can't help it! I'm just a woman with high
standards!"

Sports Illustrated Model Josie Maran should keep up the high standards! ~Sara

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Olivia Munn - Size Queen and Oral Slut!


peewee had alerted me to tv show host Olivia Munn being an unapologetic Size Queen and more details are in from one of my underhung admirers....


"Olivia Munn states how size matters frequently and without apology. This comes up a lot because she has been the host of a couple of sex talk shows, including one with Dr. Drew. The only problem is that her co-hosts are always trying to tone down her comments so her true Size Queen preferences always get a bit smoothed over.

Anyhow, it gets more fun.

Recently, Olivia was photographed buying condoms:

Olivia Buying Condoms

I was curious about the brand - Crown. As it turns out, it's used by porn stars due to its silky invisibility and durability.

So I ordered some...really curious to see how it would fit on my cock, as I'd seen conflicting review online about what sizes it was good for.

Well, the condoms came in this week. I have a friend who likes to cuckold me and she was interested in trying them on my cock for amusement. She's 23, hot and enjoys telling me about her sexual exploits with studs. A couple times she has jacked off my little dick while telling me about how well she has recently been fucked by someone much bigger, laughing at my inadequate cock when it cums in her hand - dreamy stuff really for a guy like me.

So she came over last night. Sara, it was classic! Even with my little dick as rock hard as it has ever been, it was comical. I was disappointed that the condom wasn't loose related to thickness. I'm about five inches thick, so not very thick, but there are more slender guys, and it fit pretty snuggly thickwise. But length - there was a huge flappy sack at the tip of the condom. My friend couldn't help but laugh at me, I had to laugh too, it was comical. So we know Olivia isn't fucking a five inch guy - the condom would be ridiculous for someone of my size. Even six inches would leave a pretty decent sack at the tip.

So, we got curious. I have a larger strap-on dildo, eight inches long and six and half around (so very thick). Unfortunately, that thickness was too thick for the Crown, I was kind of disappointed. But I did notice that at the thinnest part of the dildo, near the head, around six inches around, which is still a pretty decent thickness, the Crown seemed fine. I didn't have any more toys, but did have a water bottle, just a little thinner, and while it was still too tight thickwise it gave a good idea of the thickness tolerance, it did shed light on the length - up to eight inches would be not much problem in the Crown, with seven or seven and a half being perfect.

So whoever Olivia is fucking as of the condom purchase is way bigger than me that's for sure - either on the large side of average or pretty big. I thought that was hot. My cuckoldress friend is going to try it on her current fuckbuddy but she's pretty sure he's too thick."

And now a classic video of Olivia deep throating a hot dog! ~Sara

Oral Olivia!

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

The moron writes to itself again, how pathetic!

Tap tap tap go the little moron's fingers on its keyboard as it taps out its handiwork, another self-humiliation message for its Owner to post here on her blog for all her readers and girlfriends to laugh it and they do, especially Nicole who takes great delite in knowing such a pathetic creature exists!

Poor little moron. It was so mortified that it came crawling back on its knees.

Poor pathetic idiot. It was so desperate that all it could say when it arrived was “Own me, please, I beg of You.”

Poor mindless zombie. It’s utterly disoriented, thinking only what it’s told to think, feeling only what it’s told to feel.

Poor jerk-off addict. It’s so wild over its enslavement to and adoration of its Owner that it finds every possible opportunity to jerk off as it imagines one more degrading insult after another at the hands of its Owner.

Poor little poet of submission. It is so deeply enslaved that it desperately tries to find any moment available to write humiliation messages to its idiot self.

Poor, sad little man with no integrity. It is so beaten down by its Owner that there is no line it is capable of drawing and saying, “No, this I can’t and won’t do.” It is now incapable of any resistance or defense to any command, direction, or instruction from its Owner.

Frightened little troll. It knows that its Owner will now use and abuse it in unheard of ways, and there is not a single thing it can do about it. Its Owner knows that She will not have to force any abuse upon it. That fragile resistance is just a game, a ploy to try to salvage some little shred of dignity. It will beg and plead for the abuse it craves from its OWNER.

And it will pay, and pay, and pay out of its own craving to give away to its OWNER anything and everything that might indicate potency of any kind. Especially financial tributes, since there isn't anything potent otherwise that the moron can offer!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

The moron must write to itself again and....


again, because it does not deserve one iota of my attention, and the moron must be kept in its place! My girlfriends were wondering where the moron had disappeared to, well it finally popped up its horny little head (which one you may wonder, well, on the moron, it's one and the same!)....

IMBECILE! You crawl back here after disappearing for weeks and think you can just pick up where we left off? PIG!

That’s not going to happen. You’ll first have to be punished for neglecting your obligations and responsibilities. Idiot! Don’t you know my blog-readers and girlfriends look for your pathetic self-abuse pieces to appear so that they can laugh themselves till it hurts as they read of your decline from a fairly normal person to your life of complete enslavement to ME!

FAGGOT! You’ll grovel and beg as never before. You’ll have tears streaming down your face before you’ll be allowed back in. You’ll take a solemn oath to be the very best cocksucking whore pig I’ve ever owned. The first part of your punishment will be for me to take your virgin ass with my strap-on. And you’ll take it in front of my friends. Afterwards, while my friends and I discuss what can lead a man with a quite
decent life to allow himself to be enslaved to the point where no humiliation is too great for him to accept, you will serve as our spittoon. You can hear the laughter now, can’t you, as we spit down your throat and slap your face silly.

Dickhead! Only if you take all the pain my friends and I have to inflict on you and thank us for it, will you be allowed back into your slave position. And to top it all off you’ll not only beg me and plead with me to post your pathetic words of self-abuse, you’ll also beg me to take twice the money I usually take from you in order to have your piece posted on MY blog. Welcome back, ASSHOLE!

Cum Drunk!!

Sara, I was traveling this past week in xxxxxx and hitting the hotel bar for action. There was nothing going on all week due to the terrible weather till this wild thing happened tonite. I was knocking back drinks pretty good. This older tall black guy was knocking them back faster and was very drunk. He in fact fell over several times and was too drunk to even get up to his room. One of the female bartenders and I started taking him to his room and he kept trying to feel her up and even popped out his big cock in the elevator. We got him to the door and I told her I had it from here. She said thank god.

I helped him in the room and the lights were off. He fell back on the bed mostly passed out, but his cock was still poking out of his pants. I started to suck him and he thought I was the bartender. He said I feel woozy and I whispered in my best high pitched voice, just lay there big boy. He did and I sucked him for a good 25 minutes. He was snoring at times and half awake at others. He woke up enough at the end to realize he was cumming and I swallowed it all. He said thanks baby and passed out. I left, went to my room and jacked off.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Jordan - Ultimate Cuckoldress!




Alex/Roxanne and Jordan!


from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent....


I think the whole of Great Britain was surprised when glamour model and tabloid fascination, Katie Price (aka Jordan) initially hooked up with little whiteboys Peter Andre and then Alex Reid. Katie was known to be a fan of black men and a Size Queen. She has famously labeled ex-hubby Peter's little fella as "no bigger than an acorn" and "tiny" on regular occasions! And she outed her current cage-fighting love toy, Alex as a crossdresser who answers to the name of Roxanne! Honestly, Empress Sara, you couldn't make this stuff up!

Anyway, it comes as no surprise to hear that Katie is desperate to hook up with serial blacker, Jermain Defoe, despite her lingering fauxmance with Alex/Roxanne.

Story Here


Undoubtedly, Katie would look great in Defoe's arms, finally enjoying her return to what she loves most - BIG BLACK COCK. The lauded swordsmen, Defoe, will have plenty of fun with her too, I would imagine! I still remember you, Empress Sara, admitting that you had a crush on Jermain too! He's had my total respect ever since, I assure you.

Already blacked, with footballer Dwight Yorke's love child to show for her pleasure, Katie could prove to be a highly prominent new WAG, especially with the World Cup just around the corner. And usually, any relationship that would suit Katie's commercial interests is one that happens forthwith!

Defoe's former squeezes: Charlotte Mears, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Sophie Reade, Chantelle Haughton, Danielle Lloyd and Imogen Thomas will now doubt look on in a state of jealousy as Katie sinks her jungle sharpened teeth into the massive ebony penis they all fleetingly enjoyed.

Interestingly, Katie is set to ruthlessly serve up the ultimate humiliation to her white sissyboy Alex, by publicly black-cuckolding him while he is stuck in the Big Brother (reality TV show) house, oblivious to her affair with Mr. Defoe.

Alex has been pouring out his affections for Katie, declaring his love in front of the nation, and proclaiming that he'd "die for her". But her reward for his adoration and devotion has simply been to cavort with her new black stud, Jermain. Fresh reports insist that Katie has already axed Alex for Jermain - it's just that the poor little white boy doesn't know it yet!

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UK viewers have been able to tune in and witness one of the most high profile cases of black cuckolding ever to grace UK television screens! Lucky us eh?!

I agree that Jordan's every move is calculated to bring her more publicity and the money follows....It's also well known that Size Queens will sometimes choose beta males or the Q male to mate with, so it's not surprising that she took Peter Andre, wealthy Australian crooner, as her husband and had 2 children by him. The Q males are 'Quality of Life Males' who can well provide for their gorgeous mates. When she first married Andre, while she had major aspirations for wealth and fame, she had only been featured, as you pointed out, as a glamour model and tabloid fascination. She cleverly parlayed all of that into a multi-million dollar empire, from books to fashion to perfume. She kept herself in the news when she dumped Andre, and began gallivanting around with the fighter stud toy, only to reveal that he wasn't so studly! Now she's back in black as the saying goes, and has returned to her first love, black cock. If she can land the elusive man-whore Defoe, that will be quite an achievement, but I don't hear wedding bells in their future. Katie knows that with the World Cup coming up, what better way to tactically land maximum attention and photo snaps as the paramour of one of the UK's premier footballers! ....Sara

Thursday, January 21, 2010

peewee isn't allowed to look at this clip!!!!

I'm sorry peewee, but you just might get too excited about Gillian Cooke's bum! She is on the UK bobsled team (or bobsleigh as you say in UK, I know we Americans are so barbaric with our verbage), trying to make it to the Winter Olympics! Well now we know a little secret about Gillian! SPOILER ALERT! Do not read any further until you watch the clip. Anyway, it would appear that proper bobsledders wear black thongs under their 'skins'! Because what else would a girl wear to avoid the dreaded panty lines which might interfere with aerodynamics and hence her sleigh's speed and time! Anyway, I've decided to root for the UK bobsleigh team peewee, just because!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Caught on Camera! A Bi / Gay Confession

Sara, I had an embarrassing thing happen. The realtor who sold me my house called me in a panic, she was in my neighborhood, taking pictures of a house she was going to represent for sale, she had dropped and broken her digital camera and her cell phone camera didn't shoot nice enough pics, so she asked if I had a digital camera she could borrow to shoot the pics. I said sure and met her over at the house. Let me tell you she is hot, a Cougar-ish bleach blonde type with big fake tatas. I can't tell you how many times I jerked off to titty-fucking her or licking her pussy.

She asked if she could have the camera for a day or so till she could get to a store and buy a new one and I said no problem. But later I realized there was a big problem. I couldn't remember if I had erased the photos on the camera. And the photos would be very damning. The realtor called me the next nite and offered to buy me a drink to thank me for using the camera, she had already purchased a new one. So I met her at the bar. She motioned me over to a corner booth. She said well, it seemed as though you forgot to erase your pictures before you gave me your camera! I felt my face turn red, and my dick get hard. I was busted. I knew there would have been pics of me naked, one with a cock in my mouth at a gloryhole, one with a dildo in my ass and another with cum on my face. She said she deleted them, then handed me the camera. She told me that she wouldn't tell anyone, it would be our secret. She also said, I didn't know you were.... I said I wasn't gay, I just liked it very kinky. "Oh I see....she said, then she added, "I had an ex-husband (she's had 2 or 3) who was bi, this was back in the early 90's, I enjoyed watching him suck another man. We were ahead of our time. Now it seems much more popular". I said it was, but it was still on the down-low for most, including me, especially now that I was married. She did tell me that if I decide to sell my house and buy another in the future, I knew who to call. I got the feeling that if I didn't, my pictures might have been copied somewhere for her safekeeping to make sure she got my business!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Avatar Dildo and Fleshlight???


Supposedly, the movie has spawned some unlicensed sex toys (as if the movie studio would officially license Avatar sextoys) floating around on the internet. I haven't seen the Avatar dildo, but I've heard that it's huge because the blue Na'vi creatures are larger than humans!

I did find a pic of the Avatar Fleshlight! The description didn't say if it was a larger pussy than the usual Fleshlight toys. And no it wasn't an official Fleshlight.

I haven't seen the Avatar movie yet, altho I did get a dinner and movie date invite, not what I would call a real date invite per traditional definition, because my intention was to enslave the inviter, which I did after several drinks. Details are on my other blog if you subscribe to that one!

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Peewee's Cuckie Calendar


From peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter, advising that he has bought the 2010 Keeley Hazell as ordered and must cuck himself with it, by covering up Keeley's "naughty bits" and putting post-it notes every month on the calendar to remind himself of how cuckly he is! Every time he takes a peek at Keeley's luscious pix, he must pay a $1 peek tax! I'm sure I will probably make at least an additional $365 this year in addition to monthly small dick taxes, birthday and Xmas tributes!

January

England's prettiest girls are going black. But do little white boys like me protest? NO! We accept it. And we pray: "Dear God, thank you for creating big black cocks to satisfy our little white girls. I pray that Keeley Hazell gets fucked by a big black man tonight. Amen."

February

Keeley is a well known Size Queen, like my Empress Sara. And both enjoy the Alpha male attributes of big black men. But I know my place and my little white cucky heart is reserved for Sara forever, just as Keeley and Sara's perfect pussies are reserved for real mens' cocks.

March


This month's picture is so sexy. And very revealing. But I'm just a white boy. So I promise I will resist looking at her picture all month, despite leaving the calendar hanging tantaliingly from my bedroom wall. I will pay my Empress Sara $1 for every time my resolve breaks and I look at Keeley's gorgeous, near naked, black only, Size Queen body.

April

"If it's April, and you've found this calendar in my bedroom, YES - I ADMIT IT - I AM A WIMPY WHITE BOY CUCKOLD. My cuckoldress, Empress Sara, commanded that I buy this calendar and write these messages, to remind me of my humiliating place in this world. I am pathetic, but I truly love her, so much."

May


As a mark of respect to Keeley's bathtime picture this month, I will buy a rubber duck. Every bath I take during May 2010, I will fantasize about Keeley with Sara, bathing in bubbles and hot soapy water together, and will wank my tiny white peewee. I will cum on the rubber duck and then - in continued total submission to my Empress - will lick it clean and swallow my cum.

June

Let this image of Keeley, stockinged & sensational, with her big black beast by her side, inspire me to pay my Empress the sum of the monetary value of all my birthday gifts - minimum $200. Keeley's stocking-topped thighs and lust for all things big, black & dangerous will give me all the resolve to do my financial duty to my beloved Empress & Cuckoldress.

July

As I paid my Empress a decent sum in June, and have never missed a smalldicktax payment in over 2 years, I will celebrate this month by enjoying myself in my bedroom. I will jerk off as much as I desire whilst looking at this picture. Keeley's pretty face, heaving cleavage, exposed little belly button and naked soft thighs can be gawped at - JUST THIS MONTH. But whilst doing so, I must imagine her with a big black man - NEVER MYSELF. I am just a small white wimp.

August


Girls like Keeley should never have to clean. Cucks and slaves should be on hand to do such chores for pretty white girls. I will volunteer sissy boy cleaning services to ICUK's young female members, and not back out should they opt to use me in this demeaning, humiliating role. Empress Sara has prepared me for the servitude required to be a r/t cuck.

September


I am forever thankful to girls like Keeley for revealing their flawless bodies, despite being totally out of reach for average little white boys. It is an honour to have this image in my bedroom, as I fully accept that I am only an under-endowed cuckold. I'm so unworthy of this treat. As such, as Keeley has displayed her body in this way, and I have benefited undeservedly, I will introduce the world's first pay-per-view calendar, furnishing my Empress Sara with $1 per day for the entire month, on top of my smalldicktax payment.

October

My tiny white penis is so inadequate to please a girl like Keeley. Keeley has a perfect body, is young & successful and openly craves well hung men. I am a white cuckold, with a 5" penis. Every day, when I look at Keeley's picture and read this message, I rejoice in the recognition of my own inadequacy and thank my Empress Sara for opening my eyes to my true place in this world. I love my beautiful young cuckoldress with all my heart.

November

As this picture features Keeley pouring milk provocatively into a bowl whilst dressed in a jungle leotard, I will show my total submission by storing all my ejaculate, this month, in a bottle. On 1st Dec 2010, I will cook up a cum omelette and eat the whole thing like the greedy little cucky boy I am! After finishing my spermy treat, I will look at Keeley's spread milky white legs and shout - out loud and FIVE times - "I LOVE EMPRESS SARA AND WANT TO BE HER CUCKOLD FOR EVER", so my neighbours hear.

December

To make up for the wholly undeserved honour of being able to gaze upon Keeley's sexy bare legs all month, I pledge to treat the love of my life with a BIG Christmas tribute. I'm so lucky to have a cuckoldress like Sara, and to be allowed a Keeley calendar in my room, all year, even though her hotness has been largely concealed by the messages. I know I'm a lucky little white boy, so will resolve to shock Empress Sara with the extent of my generosity. I want to please her so much.

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Empress, I was certainly inspired by cucky angst when I wrote that!! But I stand by the words. Feel free to make amendments. I will adhere to the messages, without fail.