Sunday, April 27, 2008

Always Bet on Black Part II.I

I'm graduating next week, so my post output has diminished in the rush of finals and graduation. Parties await! And my girlfriends apparently have evil plans for me they won't divulge. I will report the outcome, as long as it isn't too embarrassing. I'll never live down having to suck and lick cake and frosting off of Antonio's monster cock at my birthday party. How could they outdo a BBC stud fucking my birthday cake? Stay tuned....

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Cruising in the Park -- Stinkbob's Wild Adventure!

OK Stinkbob fans, we have a Stinkbob update! Stinkbob is from one of the boroughs in NY, not Manhattan, but Queens or Brooklyn as I remember. Anyway, Stinkbob called to tell me he was finally going to go gay for me. Picturing Stinkbob in a gay tryst is enough to make a girl vom. Stinkbob told me he was planning on going to a park where he heard there was gay action late nite. Since Stinkbob only stays on the line for 2 minutes, that was as much info as I got.

A week later Stinkbob called to tell me about his park adventure. He walked thru the park, but he saw only bums who told him all the benches were taken. One look at Stinkbob is all it takes for you to know why they were telling him not to take one of their sleep spots. Then Stinkbob ran into an 'entrepreneur' who asked if he had any prescriptions to sell. Apparently, the nation's homeless and elderly have been reduced to selling their unused prescriptions for cash, that's not funny, that's just sad. But Stinkbob told the guy he would like some extra cash and had lots of prescriptions at his apartment. One look at Stinkbob's apartment in the photo he sent me, and you would know he has saved all of his unused prescriptions from back in the day when pharmacies used little brown glass bottles, not plastic. So Stinkbob told the guy he would be back soon. The guy told him to bring only 'good stuff'. I warned Stinkbob that he could get mugged for his prescriptions and not make any $. Stinkbob hadn't even thought of that.

So I asked Stinkbob why, if he heard there was gay action in that park, there wasn't any when he went out to cruise. Well, Stinkbob told me, he heard that a while ago. When I asked Stinkbob how long ago that was, he wasn't quite sure, like maybe in the 70's he said. I reminded Stinkbob that it was about 30 years later and times have changed. Stinkbob said he still wanted to go gay for me, and was going to check out some of the booths in the peep shows. I'm sure those peep show palaces are still around after 30 years {guffaw}, imagine Stinkbob's shock when he sees they've been replaced by Sung's Dry Cleaners, Diva's Nails & Tanning and Salvatore's Cigar Lounge.

Dick Quest!!

thanks jj! one of my blog readers pointed out the obvious that everyone was missing....that the CNN reporter arrested for partying in the park after dark with his nards tied up, a sex toy in his sock (think anal) and some bump in his pocket is named DICK QUEST!! Richard Quest aka Dick Quest was on a Dick Quest apparently when the 5-0 nailed him for late nite cruising. He did what every celeb or politico would do if popped en flagrante, he signed himself into rehab!! Click on the post title if you missed the story.

Seriously, Dick should have been calling me on NF, I could have advised him how to cruise without getting caught. Parks = places po-po's stake out, duhhhh..... except for the park where Stinkbob wandered (see above)!!

Always Bet on Black Part II

Proof that not all celebs are able to buy their way out of jailtime. Wesley Snipes paid all the back taxes he owed at the 11th hour, but the IRS wants to skewer Passenger 57 and make him do 3 years Federal time for tax evasion. No parole eligibility. A crossdresser named Noxzema Jackson going to the pokey, hell no!

"Always Bet on Black" is one of my favorite movie lines of all time.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Always Bet on Black....

In the UK, young celeb-u-hotties are riding the black cock, this according to one of my UK cuckie boys:

"All the attractive English celebrities (i.e. Cherly Cole, Danielle Lloyd, Amii Grove, Cassie Sumner, Emma Bunton, Charlotte Mears, etc) are dating big black guys."

Not only are they 'on the black cock', but the rich black cock, footballers (soccer players).

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

My Evil Twin!

Gaypril's Losers of the Month!

I am calling these Losers 'Wayne and Garth', I mean check it. I'm not even sure which of the dos fagitos emailed me, but fagito email went like this:

urr hott, my msn id is xxxxxx IM me baby I want to lick urr pussy...

woohoo this pic is hott enuf 2 get me wett enuf 2 IM him???? I mean please, cybersex went out like 10 years ago, it's sextext messages that are in now. Get with the times fagitos! Better yet, lick each other's hairy parts, cuz I don't sextext with fags. You, as in both of you nameless fagfux, are Gaypril's Losers of the Month!!! PS Garth -- gunfingers are gay....

Wednesday, April 09, 2008


My girlfriends and I were talking about Tiger Woods, hot or not. I voted not. Taylor mentioned that he and the media play up his blackness, but not his Asian-ness and that Asian groups have protested he doesn't acknowledge his mother's Korean ancestry. Nicole just said, well think about it, he's going with the penis! He must be black-sized!

But what were their sizes?

"An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically, saying he wants to marry and lead a normal sex life.

The 24-year-old man from the north Indian state of Uttar Pradesh has admitted himself into a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called 'penile duplication' or 'diphallus'.

The surgery was expected to be difficult as both organs are well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally.

"Two fully functional penises is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary", says a surgeon for the case in a national newspaper.

The newspaper said there are about 100 such reported cases around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men."

My sister just caught up with some of my latest blog posts and says: this guy should just go into porn! She also reports that microphallus is the medical term for a small penis, that is, in case any mini-dickens would like to know the medical community acknowledges your pain!

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Saturday, April 05, 2008

No fighting over this Tequila worm!

I HAVE A NEIGHBOR here in east LA ...REY HE IS 41 YRS OLD .... girls laugh AT HIM HUMILIATE HIM BECAUSE AT HIS AGE HE never got A G.F. ALMOST ALL US HERE DO HAVE GIRLFRIENDS one nite we were drinking i asked rey WHAT WAS HIS PROBLEM WHY AT THE Age of 41 he never tried to date a girl ever .. he admitted that he tried 3X in his 20's but now girls always ask him how big his cock is. he never imagined how in 10 - 20 years the girls are asking him the size of his cock the girls ages - 18, 22, 24.......... when he said he has less than 4 inches the girls start humiliating him degrading his worm

REY just asked me...what happened? the girls today.....
I TOLD REY. that is life girls today are dominant... very vocal they want bigger cocks...... girls today want to prove their dominance in SEX...they are frustrated if they find little dicks.. they love to humiliate men even WIVES humiliate insult their husbands. verbally and physically abuse their husbands .......commit adultery ..... no fear having sex not with their husbands...

thats why REY does not date a girl he does not want to be humiliated. he paid a few hookers so he is no virgin, I PITY REY....