HOW TARZAN, KING OF THE JUNGLE BECAME
Jane emails Gaywayne....
Dear Gaywayne, Thanks to modern technology, a nearby village where I work as an anthropologist in Africa is hooked up to satellite making it possible for me to have use of a laptop. One day by computer surfing I was lucky enough to get into Sara's Playroom and enjoy your letters to Sara as well as her great blog. I particularly loved hearing about how she and girlfriends go the west indies to meet hot black studs, because white guys are so boring. Isn't that the truth. I know that the white girl going black movement has now gone from ocean to ocean from England to America. I read about how the white ladies went from 6 inch white boys to replace them to 9 or 10 inch black studs in Jamaica. So how about black cock, a full 12 inches and thick here where I live. Enough to make the whiteboys faint ha ha.
You know Africa is the mother country where all black men and big cocks came from. Tell Sara that she and Nicole and Jessica should come and visit me and I'll set them up with a whole village of huge cock black men and make white guys like Gaywayne drool with envy. LOL.
My English girlfriends come to visit and update on what's the latest in the London circles. The night before we go out manhunting we chat on the latest while my former boyfriend, Tara, serves us drinks in high heels, pigtails and panties for the amusement of my girlfriends. He's such a pussy. Right now he's looking through the new issue of victoria's secret that I gave him to pick some very prissy panties for him to wear and make sure that they match his lipstick, of course tee hee. Tonight us girls fuck each other with strap-ons to loosen us up for the big beautiful black native men in the nearby village and leave Tara with a stack of Gay magazines of course LOL. It's so easy to call the shots and date other guys once you turn your man queer. The future of whiteboys is going to be very gay indeed.
I also believe that Tara will make the perfect little babysitter after I get Pregnant with a couple of black babies. That will keep the little homemaker busy while the girls and I go out and play.
My girlfriends' white boyfriends/husbands think they are on vacation here to get away from men Ha and see exotic animals in the wild. After the girls have seen my little pansy (who I adore dressing up like a 1950's maxwell house coffee ad housewife) they want to turn their men gay too. What else are we to do with them? Except turn them into zombie cocksuckers.
SHATTERING THE MYTH OF THE OLD TARZAN
Putting Tarzan/tara's hair up in a french twist did not take happen overnight you see. It took careful time planning. It all started....To be continued. Gaywayne