And Speaking of Size Queens....

It's been established that Megan Fox likes it large and in this case, the only fuckable guy in her tv commercial is the BBC hot piece! Mischievous Megan snaps hot pics of herself using her Motorola Devour (great name for a Size Queen's cell phone brand) and the mayhem follows.

from peewee intrepid UK blog contributor....

In the tv commercial, Megan, as always, looks pretty hot. But I notice that the white admirers are presented as, in turn, a loser cable guy with middle-aged spread, someone wanking in his bedrooom, a pussy-whipped manbag sporting hubby and smacked gayboys. Only the black guy looks man enough for Megan herself! About right eh?!

Another Size Queen Speaks Out....

"I'm really shallow when I come to guys. I only date really good
looking, well-endowed guys, with great bodies. My friends are always
going on at me. I'm like I can't help it! I'm just a woman with high
standards!"

Sports Illustrated Model Josie Maran should keep up the high standards! ~Sara

Olivia Munn - Size Queen and Oral Slut!

peewee had alerted me to tv show host Olivia Munn being an unapologetic Size Queen and more details are in from one of my underhung admirers....


"Olivia Munn states how size matters frequently and without apology. This comes up a lot because she has been the host of a couple of sex talk shows, including one with Dr. Drew. The only problem is that her co-hosts are always trying to tone down her comments so her true Size Queen preferences always get a bit smoothed over.

Anyhow, it gets more fun.

Recently, Olivia was photographed buying condoms:

Olivia Buying Condoms
I was curious about the brand - Crown. As it turns out, it's used by porn stars due to its silky invisibility and durability.

So I ordered some...really curious to see how it would fit on my cock, as I'd seen conflicting review online about what sizes it was good for.

Well, the condoms came in this week. I have a friend who likes to cuckold me and she was interested in trying them on my cock for amusement. She's 23, hot and enjoys telling me about her sexual exploits with studs. A couple times she has jacked off my little dick while telling me about how well she has recently been fucked by someone much bigger, laughing at my inadequate cock when it cums in her hand - dreamy stuff really for a guy like me.

So she came over last night. Sara, it was classic! Even with my little dick as rock hard as it has ever been, it was comical. I was disappointed that the cock wasn't loose in thickness. I'm about five inches thick, so not very thick, but there are more slender guys, and it fit pretty snuggly thickwise. But length - there was a huge flappy sack at the tip of the condom. My friend couldn't help but laugh at me, I had to laugh too, it was comical. So we know Olivia isn't fucking a five inch guy - the condom would be ridiculous for someone of my size. Even six inches would leave a pretty decent sack at the tip.

So, we got curious. I have a larger strap-on dildo, eight inches long and six and half around (so very thick). Unfortunately, that thickness was too thick for the Crown, I was kind of disappointed. But I did notice that at the thinnest part of the dildo, near the head, around six inches around, which is still a pretty decent thickness, the Crown seemed fine. I didn't have any more toys, but did have a water bottle, just a little thinner, and while it was still too tight thickwise it gave a good idea of the thickness tolerance, it did shed light on the length - up to eight inches would be not much problem in the Crown, with seven or seven and a half being perfect.

So whoever Olivia is fucking as of the condom purchase is way bigger than me that's for sure - either on the large side of average or pretty big. I thought that was hot. My cuckoldress friend is going to try it on her current fuckbuddy but she's pretty sure he's too thick."

And now a classic video of Olivia deep throating a hot dog! ~Sara

Oral Olivia!

New Stories at MyFlirtStore -- Read and Weep!

Click in the right sidebar to access MyFlirtStore. I just posted 2 new naughty stories. As many of you have commented, I write damn good stories and sell them too cheap, $2 each is hardly worth my time, but I do garner more of a fan base who read my kinky stories and are compelled to throw themselves at my feet, realizing they have found a true Alpha female Goddess.

My newest stories feature 2 of my Niteflirt slaves. One story delves into the twisted fetish of getting beaten up by girls and the other features a secret sissy who entertains roughneck clients in her RV, bet you didn't know just how wild it is out there in the Dakota oil boomtowns, it's like the old wild, wild West!

The moron writes to itself again, how pathetic!

Tap tap tap go the little moron's fingers on its keyboard as it taps out its handiwork, another self-humiliation message for its Owner to post here on her blog for all her readers and girlfriends to laugh it and they do, especially Nicole who takes great delite in knowing such a pathetic creature exists!

Poor little moron. It was so mortified that it came crawling back on its knees.

Poor pathetic idiot. It was so desperate that all it could say when it arrived was “Own me, please, I beg of You.”

Poor mindless zombie. It’s utterly disoriented, thinking only what it’s told to think, feeling only what it’s told to feel.

Poor jerk-off addict. It’s so wild over its enslavement to and adoration of its Owner that it finds every possible opportunity to jerk off as it imagines one more degrading insult after another at the hands of its Owner.

Poor little poet of submission. It is so deeply enslaved that it desperately tries to find any moment available to write humiliation messages to its idiot self.

Poor, sad little man with no integrity. It is so beaten down by its Owner that there is no line it is capable of drawing and saying, “No, this I can’t and won’t do.” It is now incapable of any resistance or defense to any command, direction, or instruction from its Owner.

Frightened little troll. It knows that its Owner will now use and abuse it in unheard of ways, and there is not a single thing it can do about it. Its Owner knows that She will not have to force any abuse upon it. That fragile resistance is just a game, a ploy to try to salvage some little shred of dignity. It will beg and plead for the abuse it craves from its OWNER.

And it will pay, and pay, and pay out of its own craving to give away to its OWNER anything and everything that might indicate potency of any kind. Especially financial tributes, since there isn't anything potent otherwise that the moron can offer!

The moron must write to itself again and....

again, because it does not deserve one iota of my attention, and the moron must be kept in its place! My girlfriends were wondering where the moron had disappeared to, well it finally popped up its horny little head (which one you may wonder, well, on the moron, it's one and the same!)....

IMBECILE! You crawl back here after disappearing for weeks and think you can just pick up where we left off? PIG!

That’s not going to happen. You’ll first have to be punished for neglecting your obligations and responsibilities. Idiot! Don’t you know my blog-readers and girlfriends look for your pathetic self-abuse pieces to appear so that they can laugh themselves till it hurts as they read of your decline from a fairly normal person to your life of complete enslavement to ME!

FAGGOT! You’ll grovel and beg as never before. You’ll have tears streaming down your face before you’ll be allowed back in. You’ll take a solemn oath to be the very best cocksucking whore pig I’ve ever owned. The first part of your punishment will be for me to take your virgin ass with my strap-on. And you’ll take it in front of my friends. Afterwards, while my friends and I discuss what can lead a man with a quite
decent life to allow himself to be enslaved to the point where no humiliation is too great for him to accept, you will serve as our spittoon. You can hear the laughter now, can’t you, as we spit down your throat and slap your face silly.

Dickhead! Only if you take all the pain my friends and I have to inflict on you and thank us for it, will you be allowed back into your slave position. And to top it all off you’ll not only beg me and plead with me to post your pathetic words of self-abuse, you’ll also beg me to take twice the money I usually take from you in order to have your piece posted on MY blog. Welcome back, ASSHOLE!

Bookstore Confessions!

Confession #1

Dear Sara,

Tonite I went to the Adult Bookstore as you commanded, but I was too scared to suck cock. A guy came into my booth, he wanted me to suck him, but instead I jerked him off, he made me jerk himself off onto my face. That was it. There was no one else there. I guess it was a slow Friday nite, I think because it was really cold out, guys probably just stayed home to jerk off. As I was leaving, the male clerk called me over. He apologized that it was slow and said that he wouldn't hit me up for any money tonite. I gave him a look, because I didn't know what he meant. He told me that all cocksucking sluts have to give him $10 a nite or else he won't flash the lites in the booths, he showed me this special switch he had under the counter, if the 5-0 show up. I told him I didn't suck cock and he said yeah right. It's all over your face. Then I realized that maybe I hadn't cleaned every drop of cum off my face that the guy shot on me. He also said the law was only one guy to a booth, so if the light flashes and I'm in a booth with someone else, one guy better get into the hallway or into an empty booth. I said I understood and would give him $10 the next nite I came in.

I know you will make me go back soon, Sara, maybe when the weather is better, it will be busier and I will try to have the nerve or rather the balls to suck a cock, so you will be proud of your new slut.
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Confession #2

Sara,

I went to the bookstore I told you about that has the gay theater area. I was so hungry for cum. I trolled the booths, but there were no unlocked doors, there were a few empty booths, but I thought instead of waiting around for company, I'd check the theater. I paid the theater admission. There was a gay porn playing, a really hairy top was doing a cute twink. There was only one available seat. I almost sat on that seat when I realized there was a puddle of cum on it.

So I went out to the clerk, this kinda chunky college aged girl, and asked if there were any paper towels, she just laughed, rolled her eyes and said, yeah dumbass like in the men's room. In the men's room there were some guys doing it in there, one guy giving a bj out in the open and someone getting fucked in a stall. I grabbed a bunch of paper towels and went back to the theater to wipe down the seat. The guy sitting next to it was stroking his cock, it was pretty big. He said, kind of in a foreign accent, why don't I just lick up the motherfuckin' cum. I said I like to drink from the tap. I don't think he knew what I meant by that. He said, it's fresh cum, lick it up, I can tell you're a bitch, com'n bitch, show me your tongue. I stuck out my tongue, and he said, good bitch, now suck my cock. I got down on my knees and began sucking him. He must have been really horny or stroking for a while because it didn't take him long to blow. His cum was really thick and chunky, kind of like tapioca pudding. Then he pushed my face into the seat where the cum puddle was and said lick it. So I did. Then he left.

I was able to reach Sara on Niteflirt from my cell phone to tell her what happened so far and she said to keep sucking cock, so I did the stroll thru the booth area, and still nothing promising there, altho I found a full condom in one booth, so I popped open the condom and drank the cum. I went back to the men's room and some guy was just zipping up. He offered to suck me off, but I told him I wasn't allowed to have my dick sucked, and he laughed and said that was the stupidest thing he ever heard. So I said, hang on, and called Sara again, and she said I hadn't done enough to earn a bj. So I asked what I could do to earn a bj and she said I would need to suck another cock or empty another condom into my mouth. So I told the guy I could get sucked off if I followed orders. He said who the fuck were you talking to. I said my owner. He obviously didn't get it. He shook his head and left the men's room.

So I looked around for any used condoms in the trash bin in the men's room, struck out there and trolled the booths again and then was headed back into the theater. The girl clerk said hey dumbass, what are you doing, you keep bouncing around this place. I said I was looking for, well, a used condom. She just laughed. You are one fucked up dude. But I have what you're looking for. There was a mini-fridge behind the counter stocked with soda and booze and then a plastic container where there was like the motherlode of used condoms. I said Jesus Christ, what are you saving those for. She told me she sells them to this old fag who pays her per condom when she drops them off on her way home. She said $10 if I want one. I gave her $10 and she handed me one. To try to get a gross-out reaction from her, I popped it open and drank it right in front of her. She seemed pretty grossed out, but all she said was, no wonder I'm a lesbian!

Then I went back into the theater, the guy from the men's room was there, playing with his dick and I said I would love to be sucked off. He said sure, as long as he could keep jacking and I said yeah, I'd even eat his cum. He said this was his second nut, so he didn't think he'd have much. He was a really good cocksucker, damn, I need to be as good as him. I came hard. I then tried to call Sara back, but she was busy on another call, so I wrote her this email when I got home, to give her all the details....Thank you Sara for making me your cumwhore!

Cum Drunk!!

Sara, I was traveling this past week in xxxxxx and hitting the hotel bar for action. There was nothing going on all week due to the terrible weather till this wild thing happened tonite. I was knocking back drinks pretty good. This older tall black guy was knocking them back faster and was very drunk. He in fact fell over several times and was too drunk to even get up to his room. One of the female bartenders and I started taking him to his room and he kept trying to feel her up and even popped out his big cock in the elevator. We got him to the door and I told her I had it from here. She said thank god.

I helped him in the room and the lights were off. He fell back on the bed mostly passed out, but his cock was still poking out of his pants. I started to suck him and he thought I was the bartender. He said I feel woozy and I whispered in my best high pitched voice, just lay there big boy. He did and I sucked him for a good 25 minutes. He was snoring at times and half awake at others. He woke up enough at the end to realize he was cumming and I swallowed it all. He said thanks baby and passed out. I left, went to my room and jacked off.

Jordan - Ultimate Cuckoldress!

Alex/Roxanne and Jordan!

from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent....

I think the whole of Great Britain was surprised when glamour model and tabloid fascination, Katie Price (aka Jordan) initially hooked up with little whiteboys Peter Andre and then Alex Reid. Katie was known to be a fan of black men and a Size Queen. She has famously labeled ex-hubby Peter's little fella as "no bigger than an acorn" and "tiny" on regular occasions! And she outed her current cage-fighting love toy, Alex as a crossdresser who answers to the name of Roxanne! Honestly, Empress Sara, you couldn't make this stuff up!

Anyway, it comes as no surprise to hear that Katie is desperate to hook up with serial blacker, Jermain Defoe, despite her lingering fauxmance with Alex/Roxanne.

Story Here

Undoubtedly, Katie would look great in Defoe's arms, finally enjoying her return to what she loves most - BIG BLACK COCK. The lauded swordsmen, Defoe, will have plenty of fun with her too, I would imagine! I still remember you, Empress Sara, admitting that you had a crush on Jermain too! He's had my total respect ever since, I assure you.

Already blacked, with footballer Dwight Yorke's love child to show for her pleasure, Katie could prove to be a highly prominent new WAG, especially with the World Cup just around the corner. And usually, any relationship that would suit Katie's commercial interests is one that happens forthwith!

Defoe's former squeezes: Charlotte Mears, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Sophie Reade, Chantelle Haughton, Danielle Lloyd and Imogen Thomas will now doubt look on in a state of jealousy as Katie sinks her jungle sharpened teeth into the massive ebony penis they all fleetingly enjoyed.

Interestingly, Katie is set to ruthlessly serve up the ultimate humiliation to her white sissyboy Alex, by publicly black-cuckolding him while he is stuck in the Big Brother (reality TV show) house, oblivious to her affair with Mr. Defoe.

Alex has been pouring out his affections for Katie, declaring his love in front of the nation, and proclaiming that he'd "die for her". But her reward for his adoration and devotion has simply been to cavort with her new black stud, Jermain. Fresh reports insist that Katie has already axed Alex for Jermain - it's just that the poor little white boy doesn't know it yet!

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UK viewers have been able to tune in and witness one of the most high profile cases of black cuckolding ever to grace UK television screens! Lucky us eh?!

I agree that Jordan's every move is calculated to bring her more publicity and the money follows....It's also well known that Size Queens will sometimes choose beta males or the Q male to mate with, so it's not surprising that she took Peter Andre, wealthy Australian crooner, as her husband and had 2 children by him. The Q males are 'Quality of Life Males' who can well provide for their gorgeous mates. When she first married Andre, while she had major aspirations for wealth and fame, she had only been featured, as you pointed out, as a glamour model and tabloid fascination. She cleverly parlayed all of that into a multi-million dollar empire, from books to fashion to perfume. She kept herself in the news when she dumped Andre, and began gallivanting around with the fighter stud toy, only to reveal that he wasn't so studly! Now she's back in black as the saying goes, and has returned to her first love, black cock. If she can land the elusive man-whore Defoe, that will be quite an achievement, but I don't hear wedding bells in their future. Katie knows that with the World Cup coming up, what better way to tactically land maximum attention and photo snaps as the paramour of one of the UK's premier footballers! ....Sara

peewee isn't allowed to look at this clip!!!!

I'm sorry peewee, but you just might get too excited about Gillian Cooke's bum! She is on the UK bobsled team (or bobsleigh as you say in UK, I know we Americans are so barbaric with our verbage), trying to make it to the Winter Olympics! Well now we know a little secret about Gillian! SPOILER ALERT! Do not read any further until you watch the clip. Anyway, it would appear that proper bobsledders wear black thongs under their 'skins'! Because what else would a girl wear to avoid the dreaded panty lines which might interfere with aerodynamics and hence her sleigh's speed and time! Anyway, I've decided to root for the UK bobsleigh team peewee, just because!

Caught on Camera! A Bi / Gay Confession

Sara, I had an embarrassing thing happen. The realtor who sold me my house called me in a panic, she was in my neighborhood, taking pictures of a house she was going to represent for sale, she had dropped and broken her digital camera and her cell phone camera didn't shoot nice enough pics, so she asked if I had a digital camera she could borrow to shoot the pics. I said sure and met her over at the house. Let me tell you she is hot, a Cougar-ish bleach blonde type with big fake tatas. I can't tell you how many times I jerked off to titty-fucking her or licking her pussy.

She asked if she could have the camera for a day or so till she could get to a store and buy a new one and I said no problem. But later I realized there was a big problem. I couldn't remember if I had erased the photos on the camera. And the photos would be very damning. The realtor called me the next nite and offered to buy me a drink to thank me for using the camera, she had already purchased a new one. So I met her at the bar. She motioned me over to a corner booth. She said well, it seemed as though you forgot to erase your pictures before you gave me your camera! I felt my face turn red, and my dick get hard. I was busted. I knew there would have been pics of me naked, one with a cock in my mouth, one with a dildo in my ass and another with cum on my face. She said she deleted them, then handed me the camera. She told me that she wouldn't tell anyone, it would be our secret. She also said, I didn't know you were.... I said I wasn't gay, I just liked it very kinky. "Oh I see....she said, then she added, "I had an ex-husband (she's had 2 or 3) who was bi, this was back in the early 90's, I enjoyed watching him suck another man. We were ahead of our time. Now it seems much more popular". I said it was, but it was still on the down-low for most, including me, especially now that I was married. She did tell me that if I decide to sell my house and buy another in the future, I knew who to call. I got the feeling that if I didn't, my pictures might have been copied somewhere for her safekeeping to make sure she got my business!

Avatar Dildo and Fleshlight???

Supposedly, the movie has spawned some unlicensed sex toys (as if the movie studio would officially license Avatar sextoys) floating around on the internet. I haven't seen the Avatar dildo, but I've heard that it's huge because the blue Na'vi creatures are larger than humans!

I did find a pic of the Avatar Fleshlight! The description didn't say if it was a larger pussy than the usual Fleshlight toys. And no it wasn't an official Fleshlight.

I haven't seen the Avatar movie yet, altho I did get a dinner and movie date invite, not what I would call a real date invite per traditional definition, because my intention was to enslave the inviter, which I did after several drinks. Details are on my other blog if you subscribe to that one!

My Valentine's Pix Will Be UP Soon at....

My Flirt Store

I am uploading including new stories, game updates and photos! Indulge!

And remember to kiss my ass on Valentine's Day! I love Amazon e-Gift Certificates emailed to me at:

play_with_sara (at yahoo dot com)

Sara

Peewee's Cuckie Calendar

From peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter, advising that he has bought the 2010 Keeley Hazell as ordered and must cuck himself with it, by covering up Keeley's "naughty bits" and putting post-it notes every month on the calendar to remind himself of how cuckly he is! Every time he takes a peek at Keeley's luscious pix, he must pay a $1 peek tax! I'm sure I will probably make at least an additional $365 this year in addition to monthly small dick taxes, birthday and Xmas tributes!

January

England's prettiest girls are going black. But do little white boys like me protest? NO! We accept it. And we pray: "Dear God, thank you for creating big black cocks to satisfy our little white girls. I pray that Keeley Hazell gets fucked by a big black man tonight. Amen."

February

Keeley is a well known Size Queen, like my Empress Sara. And both enjoy the Alpha male attributes of big black men. But I know my place and my little white cucky heart is reserved for Sara forever, just as Keeley and Sara's perfect pussies are reserved for real mens' cocks.

March

This month's picture is so sexy. And very revealing. But I'm just a white boy. So I promise I will resist looking at her picture all month, despite leaving the calendar hanging tantaliingly from my bedroom wall. I will pay my Empress Sara $1 for every time my resolve breaks and I look at Keeley's gorgeous, near naked, black only, Size Queen body.

April

"If it's April, and you've found this calendar in my bedroom, YES - I ADMIT IT - I AM A WIMPY WHITE BOY CUCKOLD. My cuckoldress, Empress Sara, commanded that I buy this calendar and write these messages, to remind me of my humiliating place in this world. I am pathetic, but I truly love her, so much."

May

As a mark of respect to Keeley's bathtime picture this month, I will buy a rubber duck. Every bath I take during May 2010, I will fantasize about Keeley with Sara, bathing in bubbles and hot soapy water together, and will wank my tiny white peewee. I will cum on the rubber duck and then - in continued total submission to my Empress - will lick it clean and swallow my cum.

June

Let this image of Keeley, stockinged & sensational, with her big black beast by her side, inspire me to pay my Empress the sum of the monetary value of all my birthday gifts - minimum $200. Keeley's stocking-topped thighs and lust for all things big, black & dangerous will give me all the resolve to do my financial duty to my beloved Empress & Cuckoldress.

July

As I paid my Empress a decent sum in June, and have never missed a smalldicktax payment in over 2 years, I will celebrate this month by enjoying myself in my bedroom. I will jerk off as much as I desire whilst looking at this picture. Keeley's pretty face, heaving cleavage, exposed little belly button and naked soft thighs can be gawped at - JUST THIS MONTH. But whilst doing so, I must imagine her with a big black man - NEVER MYSELF. I am just a small white wimp.

August

Girls like Keeley should never have to clean. Cucks and slaves should be on hand to do such chores for pretty white girls. I will volunteer sissy boy cleaning services to ICUK's young female members, and not back out should they opt to use me in this demeaning, humiliating role. Empress Sara has prepared me for the servitude required to be a r/t cuck.

September

I am forever thankful to girls like Keeley for revealing their flawless bodies, despite being totally out of reach for average little white boys. It is an honour to have this image in my bedroom, as I fully accept that I am only an under-endowed cuckold. I'm so unworthy of this treat. As such, as Keeley has displayed her body in this way, and I have benefited undeservedly, I will introduce the world's first pay-per-view calendar, furnishing my Empress Sara with $1 per day for the entire month, on top of my smalldicktax payment.

October

My tiny white penis is so inadequate to please a girl like Keeley. Keeley has a perfect body, is young & successful and openly craves well hung men. I am a white cuckold, with a 5" penis. Every day, when I look at Keeley's picture and read this message, I rejoice in the recognition of my own inadequacy and thank my Empress Sara for opening my eyes to my true place in this world. I love my beautiful young cuckoldress with all my heart.

November

As this picture features Keeley pouring milk provocatively into a bowl whilst dressed in a jungle leotard, I will show my total submission by storing all my ejaculate, this month, in a bottle. On 1st Dec 2010, I will cook up a cum omelette and eat the whole thing like the greedy little cucky boy I am! After finishing my spermy treat, I will look at Keeley's spread milky white legs and shout - out loud and FIVE times - "I LOVE EMPRESS SARA AND WANT TO BE HER CUCKOLD FOR EVER", so my neighbours hear.

December

To make up for the wholly undeserved honour of being able to gaze upon Keeley's sexy bare legs all month, I pledge to treat the love of my life with a BIG Christmas tribute. I'm so lucky to have a cuckoldress like Sara, and to be allowed a Keeley calendar in my room, all year, even though her hotness has been largely concealed by the messages. I know I'm a lucky little white boy, so will resolve to shock Empress Sara with the extent of my generosity. I want to please her so much.

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Empress, I was certainly inspired by cucky angst when I wrote that!! But I stand by the words. Feel free to make amendments. I will adhere to the messages, without fail.

Ebony Overtakes Ivory! An Island Tale....

HOW I TURNED ROBINSON CRUSOE INTO A GAY FAIRY

Hi Sara, Gaywayne a/k/a Cockfairy asked me (a freelance writer for women's magazines) to send a story to your blog (which I think is fabulous). He thought it would be nice to have a story from a woman's point of view. Well, you all must of heard about Robyn, I mean Robinson Crusoe, who lived on a remote Island for many years alone after he was shipwrecked. Until he met his boy Friday.

Well that one-sided story that Daniel Defoe wrote about after interviewing Robyn never sat well with me. How he made that poor black man into his servant. So I thought a 2010 update version was indeed needed for a younger generation to read. So I pressured one of the magazine editors I freelance for called WOMEN IN POWER to foot the bill. The magazine chartered the plane to fly me to that small remote Island which was not easy to find since it was still not registered on the map. But once I got there the rest was easy and then the real fun began!

I found Robinson Cutehole I mean Crusoe to be very egotistical and boring (not to mention having a low opinion of women and blacks). His story sounded like a lot of hot air to me. I decided to straighten this white guy's attitude out once and for all. I asked him to call for his boy Friday. When he whistled for his boy to come in to his hut, I could not get over the very huge and sexy muscles this hot and very good-looking ebony blackman had when he walked in with a tray of fruit wearing nothing but a tiny loincloth that barely covered his well-hung manhood.

I eyed Friday up and down then said out loud to Robyn. "There's no way you could wrestle down this big hunkful of a blackman and make him submit to you." I challenged them both to a wrestling contest. I was right. In no time Friday easily manhandled Robyn like the pathetic whiteman that he is. I laughed at Robyn struggling uselessly against the bigger and stronger black man. After Friday pinned him to the ground, he sat on his chest with his huge cock facing Robyn's terrified face. Then I had Friday spank his ass. Boy did Friday (no pun intended) make Robyn look like a silly little fool. I then sent Robyn away and fucked Friday all night long.

The next day when Friday went out hunting I went to work on Robyn. I told him things were now going to change for good. I told him to first shave off that long ugly beard and all the hair on his body. When he protested I said when Friday comes back, I'll have him bitch slap you. He meekly obeyed with his eyes full of terror. I gave Robyn a perm and bleached his curly hair blonde. As I was applying his eyeshadow, I asked him how did it feel to get his ass kicked by his former black servant in front of a white girl? And what goes through a white guy's mind when he has to look at as a black man's cock up really close? Woundn't he just love to stare at it up that close everyday? How did he like being over Friday's black knees being ass spanked like a helpless little sissyfag?

I thought Robyn was going to die when I applied his red lipstick and said to him, I bet you never thought your nose would be up a blackman's ass cheeks huh? His face turned dark red when I said, "Woundn't you just love to have a blackman's balls bouncing up and down on your nose more than seeing a girl in a bikini? Wouldn't it be worth it Robyn?"

I put on my Lexington Steele strap-on and fucked Robin's cherry ass all week long. I told him when I'm gone Friday's big black cock would be the only thing to replace it. By the end of the week I had him dressed as a sissy maid with a Maxwell House GOOD TO THE LAST DROP apron. As I ordered him to fetch me a cup of coffee, I checked out his whiteboy tushy covered in silky panties. I knew right then and there that all he would want is a big black cock to stuff and satisfy his pussy.

To Robyn, not only civilization, but also women were just memories in his past. The only thing I left him to read were Betty Crocker cookbooks and Dark Inches magazines. That's all a whiteman should be reading today. Before I left the Island I fucked Friday till my pussy was sore. When we were done we called in Robyn for refreshments and snacks. Friday checked out the new sissymaid Robyn carrying a tray of fruit along with drinks in coconut shells. I told Friday that white fags are now replacing the old stereotype of the subservient female housewife. I knew Friday liked the idea when he told Robyn to turn around and bend over. Then Friday pulled down his panties and stuck a big bannana up Robyn's girlish ass. We both laughed as Robyn winced.

Let me read the cute little postcard Robyn send me when I got home. IT READS:

Greetings, I want to thank you for turning me into a sissyfag housewife for my beautiful blackman Friday. I never thought being a silly gay ivory fairy would be my destiny. Yesterday I pouted to my black man for not appreciating the cooking I learned from your the cookbooks you left me. He in turn grabbed my gay ass and proceeding to give me a very big wet and hot kiss. Just the thrill of his big black lips touching my tiny white ones made me want to faint. It was enough to make me explode in my panties. Can't wait for his massive manhood to stuff my hungry white pussy. Must run and do more housefairy duties now. Doodles, Robyn Cutehole your Faggot

When I read this post card to my girlfriends at a holiday drink-fest we had at a niteclub, they all died laughing. When a stupid whiteboy recognized me and came up to complain about my new magazine article "Ebony Overtakes Ivory", I said to him: "Well you see that black man over there, no, not the bouncer, the other one, well he's my boyfriend. Go tell him you don't agree with my article." He said: "No thanks." And lowered his head. I said to him: "Now run away little girlyboy and find a blackman to be a sissymaid for." All of us girls laughed and gave each other the high five. Happy New Year Sara to you and your friends and your blog readers!

A Christmas Poem from my devoted peewee

If- (Was A Night Before Christmas)

If you can ask Santa for another year of celibacy, when all about you

Are kissing under misletoe and blaming it on you,

If you can worship Black Bulls so that girls humiliate you,

But make allowance for Empress Sara's teasing too;

If you can send Christmas wishes to Sara, Nicole and Ember, as you're cruelly berated,

But never pretend to be hung, don't deal in lies,

If you're there to be laughed at, don't give up because you're hated,

Accept your place this winter, and your feeble penis size:



If you can dream of Sara - and pay her every Xmas Bonus Buck

If you can think of Her - and make those thoughts your aim

If you can hope for girls to go black, and accept that white boys suck,

And encourage real men to hit on your most beloved old flame;

If you can bear to hear the brutal truth the Goddess has spoken

And look upon Santa as a cuckolded fool,

Realizing that, to Mrs Claus, he is no more than a token,

As on Christmas Eve she's filled and thrilled with Big Black tools:



If you collect all your presents, cash and trimmings

And send them to Ruiness Sara who is your true Boss,

And when you've paid, start next year at your beginnings

And never breath a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and mind and purse

To serve your Empress for now and forever,

And accept your shriveled, snow white willy is the worst

But that being owned by sweet Sara is worth the endeavor!



If you can sing your Christmas Carols with meaning and virtue,

Then talk with Size Queens you can never touch,

If the hotties in red Xmas stockings laugh at, and hurt you,

And this makes your lil' dick stand out, but none too much;

If you can fill 2009's final minute

With sixty seconds' worth of Niteflirt fun,

You belong in Sara's Playroom, with everything that's in it,

And - which is more - you'll be a Yuletide Cuckold, every last one!


Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936) & Peewee (1976-Present Day)

peewee that is truly amazing, I went back online to read the original poem and you've crafted something quite wicked and extraordinary! Merry XXXmas! ~ Ruiness Sara

A New Wood in Tiger's Future

Gaywayne becums Cock Fairy!!!

Cock Fairy's Update!

Dear Sara, I honestly think if there were more girls who thought like you, no woman would ever have to wash a dish or vacuum ever again, because girls like you would turn us whitebois into pretty little Suzy Homemakers or Maxwell Housewives.

I have noticed in porn movies, the porn starlets are becoming more aggressive. Rubbing their finger(s) on men's assholes to make them think they have pussies. Also a good way to start making them yearn for cock. And do housework.

Where do you find such hot-looking black men? I love the bit you did on Chad OchoCinco. I also really like how you and Nicole choose the most darkest studs over the whitebois. I'd love to see a photo of Chad nude. Is there a website that has that?

I also love the new family arrangement in the Windows 7 video you posted on your blog of a woman having two men: a real black man and a wimpy whiteboi. Thank god the days of the a man having two submissive women are over. I wonder if that black man feeds the whiteboi any cock. He can't be getting any pussy from the whitegirl. Not when she has a hunk of a black man like that.

Finally, I noticed at the supermarket check-out the other day on one of the tabloid magazine covers, there were three female celebs on the front cover. You guessed it. They're all married to black men. Khloe Kardashian, Tiger Woods' Wife and that Playmate Kendra Wilkinson who is married to that black football player. It's interesting that all of Tiger's "mistresses" are white. No wonder why there are so many whitebois becoming gay. Love Cock Fairy P.S. I love that other name you call me is Wussywayne

Where Size Queenery runs in the family, Khloe (with Lamar Odom) takes off where Kim began (with Reggie Bush)

Wussywayne, I haven't found a pic of Chad's "OchoCinco", tho it might be larger than 8.5", if you find one, email it to me!

I'll Take the Rugby Player or Footballer, thank you....

peewee, my intrepid UK blog reporter sent me these awesome pics of different UK sportstars in Football (soccer), Rugby and Cricket being used in an advertising campaign in the UK



Notice the skinny, wimpy whiteboi Cricket players hiding their pathetic lack of manhood with big black bats! Subliminally obvious!

OK which Flirt was on the phone with the 1st time cocksucker?

Mistress Sara, i was at the ABS last night when a man came in on his phone and went into a booth in the back. then i saw he left his door open a little bit. i couldn't help myself and only waited a few minutes then i stepped in and closed the door behind me. he turned around a lil white in the face and he whispered into his phone then looked at me again and motioning me over, handed the phone to me, it was a woman on the other end. she told me she was training this man to suck his first cock which i had to inform her of YOU and how You made me want to suck cock non-stop now. she laughed. i hope you aren't mad cos she talked me into feeding him my cock first and he had to make me cum and swallow. then i could suck his cock but i couldn't let him cum i just had to tease him so he would always remember his first time which i did for 45 minutes till she told him on the phone that was enough!

Condomized by #85 !!!

Chad OchoCinco (high up on Nicole's and my FuckList) is cumming out with own condom line according to Twitter, the font of all truth.

Chad's Tweet
I know only 1 or 2 of my blog readers will be able to wear these with pride, the rest of you will be forced to try them on to humiliate yourself for having such small whiteboi peens!

Do GAYPHONESEX for me!!!

Do GAYPHONESEX for me! Here is a reap-ort from one of my GAYPHONESEX puppets:

I had my NF line up for You last night Empress. I received two calls and managed to keep both on the phone for over five minutes so I was happy about that.

The first guy wanted me to describe myself as a giant as I walked through a city nearly stepping on him. I toppled buildings and smashed cars beneath me. He lasted six minutes before blowing his load.

The second guy was a top and wanted to humiliate me. He made me go to the freezer and get ice cubes before laying on the floor. He told me to fuck the floor as I forced three cubes in my ass. He laughed as he heard me doing it and told me to beg to kiss his feet in thanks. I begged. He laughed more. He then started calling me a stupid fag and cocksucker. He told me to add more cubes and beg to be allowed to suck his cock. I inserted more and begged the best I could. He laughed and called me more names before making me describe how I would suck him off. After I spent several minutes talking about his dick and my mouth he finally came and sent me back to the ground to lick his feet again in thanks. I kept him on the phone almost 10 minutes and I have sent Your account all the money I made from both calls. I also added a little extra as a thank You for training me to be a useful little phone slut for You.

I'm planning to do a PTV with complete instructions on how to do GAYPHONESEX for me, where I reap all the reward$!

Bookstore Cocksucker Security Cam Scam!

Sara -- I sent you a post a few weeks ago about how I went to this bookstore and the tattooed cougar clerk took half of my cocksucking rake. Well I posted a rant on Craigslist about how the cougar took half because she saw me on the security cam sucking cock. The secret purpose of my rant was to attract other guys who might email me and say: "suck my dick bitch, let's hook it up!" without me cumming right out and saying I want cock and having to pay the new $5 Craigslist fee for an adult ad.

Then a guy emailed me and said she does that to every cocksucker and the security cams are fakes, they don't hook up to anything, they're dummy cams up there to discourage guys from doing gaysex. So she never even saw me sucking cock, she just assumed I was a cocksucker and not a cocksuckee. I guess that says a lot about me, or how a dominant woman would instantly know I'm a cock gobbler.

November's Loser of the Month: Pretty in Pink!

Sara, Goddess, thank you for elevating me to the highest status of Loser of the Month. I do not deserve to wear this crown, although I would love to wear a pretty Princess tiara in pink sapphires. Pink is my favorite color. I wear a pink bra and panties at all time, even to work. In the winter, I wear my pink leotards under my work wear. I also practice ballet as you instructed I should. I have a pink tutu and ballet flats. I have several ballet instructional DVD's that I practice to. I am more graceful now and feel like I'm floating when I walk. I love the floaty feeling, I'm such a fairy fag. I'm pretty sure everyone at work knows I'm a pink fairy Princess.

Here are some more pathetic facts about me. I used to steal panties from girls when I was in college. Being a smart math and science nerd, I offered to do homework for very pretty girls who had much better things to do than homework, like hang out with stud jocks. Of course, I would cruise the dorm laundromats for panties, and hope that a girl would be distracted for a second so I could make my grab. Or if I was walking in to deliver their homework, I would say um, Jenn was looking for you out in the hall. My plan was I'd pick a common name which would match up to a few girls on any floor, then dash in and raid the panty drawers. Score!

I was never busted because I was very clever. The hardest part was to hide the panties from my own roommate who constantly called me a fag, and made me do his homework too. If I noticed he was jerking off before falling asleep, he'd say, what are you looking at faggot?

Then I decided to sell the panties online. Back then there weren't many sites for panty pervs. I had a website, don't want to say the name, but I would state the panties were worn, then I stole them and put up a pic of the girl I stole them from and would sell them for $35 a pair including postage. My site was so popular, I was running out of panties, so I had to buy cheap ones from Walmart, I bought like 100 one day and the check-out girl gave me the evil eye and I said it was for a frat party and she just smirked. Then I paid this foreign student to wear each pair for a day, she was desperate for money. So I kept my business going. I would sell like a pair or two a day of 'stolen' college girl panties and make like a thousand or two thousand a month. I got an apartment instead of a dorm room and starting selling other used girlie things. You wouldn't believe what guys would buy or maybe you would Sara since you have so many who confess their deepest darkest secrets to you.

After college, I decided I needed to break myself of this habit. I went to therapy to help me control my compulsion. I was hoping my shrink would help turn me into a real man. But there is no magic wand, except the one I have which I sometimes use when I practice ballet. I have never been on a date with a girl. I doubt I ever will. I am destined to be a lonely fairy fag ballerina Princess loser.

Size Queen Fergie!!

Sorry peewee, in this case, I'm not referring to the former Duchess of York....

From an interview in The Advocate:

Fergie said, "I’ve been very honest with (my husband Josh Duhamel) from the get-go. I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there."



Screw the rule! And screw the therapist, well not literally, unless she's hot. Being with girls is NOT cheating! But at least this means Josh is packing major heat.