"I certainly think Cheryl Cole has fulfilled your prediction and has moved on to bigger and better black cock, since her split with love rat Ashley Cole. Will.I.Am seems smitten with her and the word over hear is that she is falling for him fast!
I am actually pleased to see her looking so very happy with her new man. And it's great to see her spending her time away from Will by perfecting sexy dance routines with another hot big black man. She knows how to keep all her whiteboy fans over here in our place I can tell you!
That said, Will and Cheryl would be a great couple. A pretty brunette with a big, rich, black man is a good match I have to concede. I think ALL English whiteboys would secretly admit that Cheryl belongs with a big black man now. It just seems so right.
And as for Ashley Cole, there has been a leaked story that he has already moved on from the FHM No.1 Sexiest Woman.... to the FHM No.4 Sexiest Woman! Namely Frankie Sandford from the band, The Saturdays!! She's another crazily pretty young brunette. He must have something, that man!!
The story was denied by Frankie's agents and there is a suggestion that she has since got back with her whiteboy ex. But those rumours of secret meetings with Ashley, and indeed another black man (Aston Merrygold from boyband sensation JLS), will not die down. Rumour has it that - surprise, surprise! - she really likes black men.
In fact, the JLS boys are so popular with British hotties that they are inducing hysteria not witnessed since the Beatles days!!
And the marketing men behind these 4 young successful black men are cashing in with some imaginative flourishes. Such as their decision to unveil JLS condoms!! They talk of colour coding the condoms but I wonder if there will be a black coloured one to give the ladies a taste of the real thing?
I'm just so thankful that you've already conditioned me on how to accept and deal with the fact that ALL pretty girls want big cocks and are attracted to black men. A lot of white guys must not yet realise that it is our place to be marginalised, rejected and cuckolded by pretty girls. So thank you very, very much Empress Sara. I can now genuinely enjoy watching and hearing about beautiful girls such as Cheryl Cole, Frankie Sandford, Sophie Reade and yourself going black, and not feel negatively about my own obvious inadequacies. Your blogs are therefore an invaluable tool for ALL whiteboys nowadays. They should be prescribed reading!!