Saturday, March 27, 2010

How Gay I Am -- a Gay Confession!

Sara, I called so many Flirts whose listings said they could turn me bi, fag me up, pimp me out. And while they all yelled at me to go to the gloryhole, as if that would be all it would take, it was just a bed of noise to wank off to, but not really motivational to turn me totally and completely gay.

I admit I was and am too scared to call your Niteflirt Go Gay listing, all those feedbacks and ratings, I sensed you were Queen of the Gay Scene. I saved you to my Favorites and would re-read your listing over and over. I decided to distance myself from you directly and instead, to buy your Gay Brainwashing Games. I thought it would give me an idea of what you were about and give me something to play with when I was in the mood. I uploaded them to my iphone so I could track my progress. I really did give it a go! 3 weeks later, I was totally hooked on gay. I mean it was bad. I couldn't get hard jerking off to girl-on-girl porn any more, which used to be my fave, my dick was a useless limpette when I looked at a girl! I could only get hard jerking to gay porn, and only when I had a butt plug jacked in to my ass. Yeah I need anal action or else I only pop half a stiffie!

I also found myself checking out guy's bulges. It wasn't like I wanted to kiss them. But I did want to suck them! I was quasi-dating someone and I broke off with her, just as you said, a gay guy shouldn't be dating a girl. She didn't ask me why I was breaking off with her, she was like "whatever". Then I saw on her Facebook that she posted she suspected the guy she was just dating was really a FAG! Luckily, she didn't say my name. And she sent me 2 texts. YOU SUCK followed by COCKS. I didn't respond because I couldn't deny even though at that point I truly hadn't sucked any cocks except in my fantasies.

Then Niteflirt went thru that transfer or whatever they called it and now it is really hard to call from Australia, but I am buying all of your gay games, stories and assignments and I am going to email you in about a week to ask you to custom design a Pay to View for me to keep on the gay track. And in case there are any other Aussies or Brits out there who want to hook up, Gumtree.com is better than Craigslist.com for gay adverts. I know Sara will make me advertise myself there, so it's only a matter of time before a cock lands in my mouth!

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