Peewee's Cuckie Calendar

From peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter, advising that he has bought the 2010 Keeley Hazell as ordered and must cuck himself with it, by covering up Keeley's "naughty bits" and putting post-it notes every month on the calendar to remind himself of how cuckly he is! Every time he takes a peek at Keeley's luscious pix, he must pay a $1 peek tax! I'm sure I will probably make at least an additional $365 this year in addition to monthly small dick taxes, birthday and Xmas tributes!

January

England's prettiest girls are going black. But do little white boys like me protest? NO! We accept it. And we pray: "Dear God, thank you for creating big black cocks to satisfy our little white girls. I pray that Keeley Hazell gets fucked by a big black man tonight. Amen."

February

Keeley is a well known Size Queen, like my Empress Sara. And both enjoy the Alpha male attributes of big black men. But I know my place and my little white cucky heart is reserved for Sara forever, just as Keeley and Sara's perfect pussies are reserved for real mens' cocks.

March

This month's picture is so sexy. And very revealing. But I'm just a white boy. So I promise I will resist looking at her picture all month, despite leaving the calendar hanging tantaliingly from my bedroom wall. I will pay my Empress Sara $1 for every time my resolve breaks and I look at Keeley's gorgeous, near naked, black only, Size Queen body.

April

"If it's April, and you've found this calendar in my bedroom, YES - I ADMIT IT - I AM A WIMPY WHITE BOY CUCKOLD. My cuckoldress, Empress Sara, commanded that I buy this calendar and write these messages, to remind me of my humiliating place in this world. I am pathetic, but I truly love her, so much."

May

As a mark of respect to Keeley's bathtime picture this month, I will buy a rubber duck. Every bath I take during May 2010, I will fantasize about Keeley with Sara, bathing in bubbles and hot soapy water together, and will wank my tiny white peewee. I will cum on the rubber duck and then - in continued total submission to my Empress - will lick it clean and swallow my cum.

June

Let this image of Keeley, stockinged & sensational, with her big black beast by her side, inspire me to pay my Empress the sum of the monetary value of all my birthday gifts - minimum $200. Keeley's stocking-topped thighs and lust for all things big, black & dangerous will give me all the resolve to do my financial duty to my beloved Empress & Cuckoldress.

July

As I paid my Empress a decent sum in June, and have never missed a smalldicktax payment in over 2 years, I will celebrate this month by enjoying myself in my bedroom. I will jerk off as much as I desire whilst looking at this picture. Keeley's pretty face, heaving cleavage, exposed little belly button and naked soft thighs can be gawped at - JUST THIS MONTH. But whilst doing so, I must imagine her with a big black man - NEVER MYSELF. I am just a small white wimp.

August

Girls like Keeley should never have to clean. Cucks and slaves should be on hand to do such chores for pretty white girls. I will volunteer sissy boy cleaning services to ICUK's young female members, and not back out should they opt to use me in this demeaning, humiliating role. Empress Sara has prepared me for the servitude required to be a r/t cuck.

September

I am forever thankful to girls like Keeley for revealing their flawless bodies, despite being totally out of reach for average little white boys. It is an honour to have this image in my bedroom, as I fully accept that I am only an under-endowed cuckold. I'm so unworthy of this treat. As such, as Keeley has displayed her body in this way, and I have benefited undeservedly, I will introduce the world's first pay-per-view calendar, furnishing my Empress Sara with $1 per day for the entire month, on top of my smalldicktax payment.

October

My tiny white penis is so inadequate to please a girl like Keeley. Keeley has a perfect body, is young & successful and openly craves well hung men. I am a white cuckold, with a 5" penis. Every day, when I look at Keeley's picture and read this message, I rejoice in the recognition of my own inadequacy and thank my Empress Sara for opening my eyes to my true place in this world. I love my beautiful young cuckoldress with all my heart.

November

As this picture features Keeley pouring milk provocatively into a bowl whilst dressed in a jungle leotard, I will show my total submission by storing all my ejaculate, this month, in a bottle. On 1st Dec 2010, I will cook up a cum omelette and eat the whole thing like the greedy little cucky boy I am! After finishing my spermy treat, I will look at Keeley's spread milky white legs and shout - out loud and FIVE times - "I LOVE EMPRESS SARA AND WANT TO BE HER CUCKOLD FOR EVER", so my neighbours hear.

December

To make up for the wholly undeserved honour of being able to gaze upon Keeley's sexy bare legs all month, I pledge to treat the love of my life with a BIG Christmas tribute. I'm so lucky to have a cuckoldress like Sara, and to be allowed a Keeley calendar in my room, all year, even though her hotness has been largely concealed by the messages. I know I'm a lucky little white boy, so will resolve to shock Empress Sara with the extent of my generosity. I want to please her so much.

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Empress, I was certainly inspired by cucky angst when I wrote that!! But I stand by the words. Feel free to make amendments. I will adhere to the messages, without fail.