Is the First Lady of France cucking her hubby, the Napoleonic Prime Minister? Some say she does it simply when she stands next to him, towering over him with her 5 foot 11 inches of sheer beauty and power. peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter, lets us in on a hot rumor from Europe!
News has recently broken that Carla Bruni, former model and paramour of many famous celebrities (including Mick Jagger) has been cuckolding Sarkozy. This high profile act of adultery has prompted rumors of a feeble retaliatory and face-saving affair of his own. But he knows it, we know it and the whole world knows it - Carla has cuckolded and humiliated him!
As if to rub his mucked 'n' cucked face in it, The Simpsons tv show will broadcast a parody episode featuring Cuckoldress Carla.
The storyline of the episode involves Carla surrendering to her desires and publicly cheating on the 5 foot 5 inch whiteboi President with - yes you've guessed it - the one and only resident Springfield Black man, Carl Carlson!
European girls have undoubtedly been gripped by a powerful lust for big black men for many years now, so it is fitting to see The Simpsons recognize that fact by dedicating an episode to a gorgeous white European wife cuckolding her diminutive white hubby with a potent Black Bull! They look so right together - even if it is only a cartoon!
Perhaps Carla Bruni's Simpsons' character will pave the way for other Springfield ladies to explore the prowess of massive ebony cock. Empress Sara, given your obvious preference for black men and your recent blogs about US hotties such as Olivia Munn, Kendra Wilkinson, Amanda Bynes, etc it is clear that the Jungle Fever is rapidly descending on the American ladies, so it is only a matter of time before Homer has cause for concern. Yes Marge, black penises really ARE much bigger, thicker and better - just ask Sara or any of the other Size Queens!
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I see Keeley Hazell got a Simpsons character too. And just to make sure she sent out the 'Size Queen' vibe, Keeley wore the zebra colours in the photoshoot. She loves the big black men.
http://www.product-reviews.net/wp-content/userimages/2007/07/keeley_hazell_simpson_small.jpg
In fact, there's a humorous chap on Youtube, posting some interesting creative videos...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJaapsQPTM
Hmmm, Empress Sara AND Mistress Keeley. I wish! xxx
Oh gee. Nicolas Sarkozy being cuckolded again!? And this time, he tolerates it and doesn't seem to want to file for divorce? Of course, he didn't have any affairs before. But everyone knows his first wife publicly cheated on him and he divorced her. Well, anyway, one knows how loose Carla Bruni has been. Then again, most French guys are notorious for cuckolds (les cocus) and French girls are known to sleep around with many guys without any shame nor commitment. In other words, these girls are maneaters.
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