from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent....
I think the whole of Great Britain was surprised when glamour model and tabloid fascination, Katie Price (aka Jordan) initially hooked up with little whiteboys Peter Andre and then Alex Reid. Katie was known to be a fan of black men and a Size Queen. She has famously labeled ex-hubby Peter's little fella as "no bigger than an acorn" and "tiny" on regular occasions! And she outed her current cage-fighting love toy, Alex as a crossdresser who answers to the name of Roxanne! Honestly, Empress Sara, you couldn't make this stuff up!
Anyway, it comes as no surprise to hear that Katie is desperate to hook up with serial blacker, Jermain Defoe, despite her lingering fauxmance with Alex/Roxanne.
Undoubtedly, Katie would look great in Defoe's arms, finally enjoying her return to what she loves most - BIG BLACK COCK. The lauded swordsmen, Defoe, will have plenty of fun with her too, I would imagine! I still remember you, Empress Sara, admitting that you had a crush on Jermain too! He's had my total respect ever since, I assure you.
Already blacked, with footballer Dwight Yorke's love child to show for her pleasure, Katie could prove to be a highly prominent new WAG, especially with the World Cup just around the corner. And usually, any relationship that would suit Katie's commercial interests is one that happens forthwith!
Defoe's former squeezes: Charlotte Mears, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Sophie Reade, Chantelle Haughton, Danielle Lloyd and Imogen Thomas will now doubt look on in a state of jealousy as Katie sinks her jungle sharpened teeth into the massive ebony penis they all fleetingly enjoyed.
Interestingly, Katie is set to ruthlessly serve up the ultimate humiliation to her white sissyboy Alex, by publicly black-cuckolding him while he is stuck in the Big Brother (reality TV show) house, oblivious to her affair with Mr. Defoe.
Alex has been pouring out his affections for Katie, declaring his love in front of the nation, and proclaiming that he'd "die for her". But her reward for his adoration and devotion has simply been to cavort with her new black stud, Jermain. Fresh reports insist that Katie has already axed Alex for Jermain - it's just that the poor little white boy doesn't know it yet!
UK viewers have been able to tune in and witness one of the most high profile cases of black cuckolding ever to grace UK television screens! Lucky us eh?!
I agree that Jordan's every move is calculated to bring her more publicity and the money follows....It's also well known that Size Queens will sometimes choose beta males or the Q male to mate with, so it's not surprising that she took Peter Andre, wealthy Australian crooner, as her husband and had 2 children by him. The Q males are 'Quality of Life Males' who can well provide for their gorgeous mates. When she first married Andre, while she had major aspirations for wealth and fame, she had only been featured, as you pointed out, as a glamour model and tabloid fascination. She cleverly parlayed all of that into a multi-million dollar empire, from books to fashion to perfume. She kept herself in the news when she dumped Andre, and began gallivanting around with the fighter stud toy, only to reveal that he wasn't so studly! Now she's back in black as the saying goes, and has returned to her first love, black cock. If she can land the elusive man-whore Defoe, that will be quite an achievement, but I don't hear wedding bells in their future. Katie knows that with the World Cup coming up, what better way to tactically land maximum attention and photo snaps as the paramour of one of the UK's premier footballers! ....Sara
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Hmmm?! Breaking news! Jordan's pursuit of black cock might be placed on hold after Alex Reid has just won Celebrity Big Brother. Winners of these shows tend to be 'flavour of the month' for a while, so I'm sure Jordan will capitalise on her cuck's new found popularity for the time being! xxx
Right you are peewee! Jordan was just quoted in the UK press as saying this about her sissy: "He's the love of my life and he knows it!" So she apparently has a few more stops to make on the publicity whore train before heading back to BBC.
And now Jordan and Alex/Roxanne have married in Vegas! But one can just smell the publicity oozing from their pores. Supposedly everyone in Vegas who encountered them from those who sold them their rings to the wedding chapel attendees to those filming their 'honeymoon' report that it seems to be a business arrangement. Well isn't that what marriages are supposed to be anyway? One can only wonder how long this business arrangement will last!
My guess is that the business arrangement will last precisely as long as Roxanne remains a headline grabber.
When he becomes a media bore, he'll be shown the door!
And perhaps then Miss Price will finally get back to Black!
Love, peewee xxx
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