Lament of the Alpha Female

And the dick survey says:


Large dick to small dick ratio: 1/100


For every well-hung guy who calls my Big Dick Line and sends me a pic, there are at least 100 lil squirts who send pictures of their pathetic member before they call one of my lil dick squirt lines. So for me, being on Niteflirt, is not just a job haha, but a necessity to keep those little dicks from parking in Pussy Place! It is ri-dick-ulous how few large cocks there are out in Fuck Universe. The alpha male is a rare sighting.

{PS from Sara....I'll take an injection of Red Bull over a puny Vienna Sausage anyday!!!!!}