Sunday, February 04, 2007

Fagqueen is Back with Part 2 of the Lone Ranger and Tonto!!!




After Tonto forced the Lone Ranger to suck his big red cock in front of all the laughing white girls who worked at the saloon, they were no longer called western heroes, but were referred to as the butch and the bitch. The Ranger bitch name was changed to Lucy by the madame of the Silver Nugget saloon. She also told him if he did not want to go to jail for stealing the chorus girls' outfits and make-up, he would have to work as a can-can girl in a chorus outfit on stage. Of course, with his legs kicking up high in the air joined with all the other dancing ladies while Tonto, who was the stud of the moment because of his huge red cock, was fucking all the bar hall girls.

The masked man, I mean Lucy, still proved he was Tonto's devoted bitch by wearing bloomers with bold print on his can that said "RED COCK ONLY'' that madame sewed on especially for him. That got a lot of whistles and catcalls on stage when Lucy and the girls turned their back to the crowd lifting up their dresses and wiggling thier asses to the crowd of drunken cowboys. Sara and Nicole attended one of these hot shows and got an idea. Sara whispered into Madame's ear as she giggle dand shook her head "Yes".

Sara had the old Lone Ranger uniformed cleaned and tailored to fit her. Then went behind Lucy after the show. Lifting up her dress, Sara, the masked lady, stuck her trusty six-shooter between Lucy's butt cheeks and said ''I hear you love getting banged by Red cock. How about trying a silver one?'' Sara shot a blank in Lucy's ass. He jumped two feet off the ground. Lucy, now red-faced, turned around and saw the masked lady's sexy lips blow the smoke away from the barrel of the gun with a big smile on her face.

Sara now became The new Lone Ranger and Nicole became Tonto. They now cleaned up the West female style. They could not understand why the men got so much credit for doing a job women could do so much easier. When they both entered a saloon, naked male servants offered their backs for the women to sit on while they ordered beers. The raunchy drunks were so easy for the women to knock out.

Meanwhile Tonto gave up his Butch role and fell in love in trying on all the wonderful make-up with Lucy in the dressing for hours. The Madame said the two bitches could never be tough guys again. The chorus girls would chuckle how they both would smear their sparkling lipstick when they pressed their pretty kissy lips together. They spent more time in the dressing room then any of the girls.

One day when Tonto and Lucy were alone in the dressing room, they decided to steal and run off all the make-up and jewelry and pretend they were Mary-Kay cosmetic girls to sell their merchandise out on the road. The Madame saw them riding away on stolen horses. She called Sara and Nicole to the rescue. Our girls jumped on their horses and ran after the two sissy fags. Tonto and Lucy were fearful after spotting the girls trailing closely behind them. They decided to split up at the fork in the road. Sara chased after Lucy while Nicole went after Tonto. Tonto's horse fell from under him and ran into a corn field. He took off his white panties to tie to a stick and waved it to surrender. Nicole yelled out "chicken shit'' and shot an arrow through the waving panties. Tonto howled like a wounded coyote. Nicole believed he was corn-holed when he fell on a corn on a cob.

Meanwhile, our hero Sara's horse got side by side with Lucy's. Sara stood on her horse Hollywood rodeo style, jumped across and knocked Lucy right off her horse. The fag and Sara both rolled down a hill together. Then Sara got up and pulled Lucy up off the ground with her . Lucy swung a few wild punches at Sara. Sara ducked and missed both. Then Sara came back with a left hook, then a right hook. Then one more right cross knocked the fag out cold. Sara planted her foot on her man and raised her arms in victory, because the female ranger always gets her man.

AFTERMATH: After the ex-lone Ranger and Tonto did their time in jail they decided to head for New York. On the way there, they stopped at Indian encampment for a night to make some money. Tonto cut a hole in his Teepee and wrote on top of it "Welcome to the Happyhole''. Tonto yelled out to all Indians to line up and get a great blow job for just a few cents from his squaw, who of course was really Lucy.

In New York, at 42nd Street, Tonto pimped out Lucy by making him put on a cowboy oufit and stand by the movie houses and offer to give head to any man inside the theatres. He started a new tradition which would later evolve into gay cowboys pimping themselves off like you see in the movie "Midnight Cowboy''. Later the ex-masked man was last seen up in Harlem. Because that was were the really big cocks were. He fell in love with black-soul meat and never went back.

As for Sara and Nicole, once they tamed the old Wild West they threw away their Lone Ranger and Tonto uniforms and went to Las Vegas where the hot black studs were quickly replacing wimpy whiteboys that ladies were tired of. White women have now discovered that black was where it was at. The whiteboys worst fears have finally come true and they could do nothing to stop the new liberated women of the new century going black. It is now "creampies for whiteboys onlys". The end. fagqueen

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