You Know You're a Sissy or Cuckold if.... ( a test by Fagqueen!! )

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A SISSY OR CUCKOLD IF........

1. IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU TO ASK FOR THE MAN IN THE HOUSE AND YOU HOLD THE PHONE
WHILE YOU YELL FOR YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND'S LOVER FROM YOUR BEDROOM

2.IF YOU STOP AT A TRAFFIC LIGHT WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF CARS BEHIND YOU TO ASK A TRAFFIC COP IF HE HE COULD POINT TO YOU ON YOU MAP FOR THE DIRECTIONS TO GAYLAND

3.IF YOU ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF SHE COULD OPEN THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR FOR YOU AND SHE DOES (AND THEN SHE SUGGESTS YOU FUCK THE PEANUT BUTTER WITH YOUR SISSYSTICK)

4. IF YOU CALL CAFEPRESS TO ASK DO THEY ALSO HAVE A (GAY) MEN'S VERSION OF A BLACK COCK ONLY THONG FOR WOMEN (as i did)

5. YOU RUSH YOUR CAR OFF THE HIGHWAY EXIT AFTER SEEING SIGNS FOR BOBS BIG BOY RESTAURANT THEN WHISPERS IN THE WAITRESS' EAR WHERE IS ROBERT'S HUGE COCK? WHEN YOU GET THERE

6. IF YOU ORDER MATCHING PANTIES FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND AT VICTORIA'S SECRET

7. IF YOU OPENLY OFFER TO HANDWASH YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND'S LOVER'S JOCKSTRAP AFTER THEY HAD HOT NASTY SEX

8. YOU BRING HOME A BUNCH OF RENTED DVD'S OF GAYBOY PORN FOR A LADY'S TEA PARTY AND SERVE THEM IN YOUR FRENCHMAID UNIFORM.

9. YOU PLACE YOUR NEW PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER AND SAY UH I FORGOT SOMETHING AND COME BACK WITH THE BIGGEST JAR OF VASOLINE YOU CAN FIND THEN THE GIRLS BEHIND THE COUNTER BREAK OUT IN UNCONTROLLALE LAUGHTER

10. YOU CANCEL GOING TO YOUR BEST FRIEND BACHELOR'S PARTY(WHO WILL HAVE A COUPLE OF HOT GIRL STRIPPERS) IN ORDER TO GO TO HIS GIRLFRIEND'S (BRIDE-TO-BE) BACHELORETTE PARTY ON THE SAME NIGHT WHERE A FEW WELL-HUNG MALE STRIPPERS WHO LIKE TO HUMILIATE SISSY WIMPS IN FRONT OF GIRLS WILL BE ENTERTAINING THE PARTY