Blonde Bikini Fireman

"Steven S. Cole, a former volunteer firefighter , on Thursday pleaded guilty to a charge of operating a vehicle while intoxicated and disorderly conduct.

Municipal Court Judge George Parker sentenced Cole to attend a mandatory driver intervention program and placed him on two years' probation. Cole was ordered to stay out of the city's public parks during that time and pay a $250 fine.

Parker also suspended Cole's driving privileges for six months, except for work, counseling sessions, family appointments and visits with his probation officer.

Police arrested Cole on April 4 in his truck as he was leaving Heritage Oak Park in this Cincinnati suburb after parents complained about a man dressed in women's clothing.

Police said they found an open, half-empty bottle of beer in the truck, along with a gym bag containing wigs, bikinis, silver go-go boots and other women's garments.

Cole's blood-alcohol test registered 0.17, more than twice Ohio's legal driving limit of 0.08, police said.

The arrest report said Cole told an officer he was on his way to a bar in another city to perform as a woman in a contest offering a $10,000 prize."

The bar in question, was a gay bar....I do have callers on NF, the only way they can crossdress, meaning lose their inhibitions to do so, is to get drunk, so I'm not surprised about Blonde Bikini Fireman. But apparently, he was also 'fondling' himself along a bike path in the park. Although with that level of blood alcohol, he probably had 'whiskey clittie dick'. I wonder what performance he was planning, a Britney Spears number, from back in the day, perhaps 'Slave4U'? Or Nancy Sinatra's 'These Boots are Made for Sucking Cock' while wearing the silver go-go boots? We'll never know. Bikini Fireman was married with children, somehow I doubt his wife ever knew what secrets he kept in that gymbag. Oddly enough, he doesn't look embarrassed in the photo at the cop shop.