Of course girls can tell your penis size by your damn car. And this car spells 3 1/2"!! We know this guy isn't packing anything but a peanut. Why is it that small dickens go for the red Corvettes? There are other color choices. I wouldn't be caught dead in a red one. Neither would any of my girlfriends....
Sara Einstein's Theory of Dick Size Relativity:
R E D C O R V E T T E = S M A L L P E N I S
And the proud owner? Mr. "I Have a 3 1/2" Penis Car"!!
PS Toad drives a PT Cruiser, how fitting....
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