Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Getting Laid the Captain Kirk Way


Space pussy, the final frontier....

OK, one of my fans is a Trekkie, yes, he probably has a blow-up doll dressed up as Jeri Ryan and spends every nite cruising and posting in the Star Trek forums. Well... he told me he just bought a book called "Captain Kirk's Guide to Women" and was hoping this might help him get girls in real life. Ummmm hmmmm it might help him seduce Borg hotties or Vulcan bitches in his dreams, but it will not help him score girls on Planet Earth.

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