You know how gay dudes claim in their posts on cruising websites that they have a "swimmer's build", of course this means they don't, but wish they did. Ironically, it might also mean they suffer from whiteboy dinky shrinkage.
I've had quite a few Niteflirt calls this week where whitebois wanted to suck off USA swimmers. I didn't see any bulges worth checking out. And I doubt, while Michael Phelps sports a Size 14 shoe, that he's got Size 14 going on in his Speedos.
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Hello Sara,
I thought you of all people would like to hear this story. I recently had dinner with an ex Girlfriend of mine. We have actually have been really good friends ever since she broke of with me many years ago. Anyway the two of us had a great dinner, it had been a long time since it was just the two of us. Her husband doesn't mind her spending time with me, we are cool. Anyway after dinner we stopped by a bar had more then a few drinks. I after some a few shots I finally got the guts to ask her to REALLY REALLY tell me why she broke up with me. I told her that I wanted the truth, not to hold back! We were great together!!! She was very much not wanting to tell me, she begged me to drop it. But I counter begged her to tell me. She took a shot, looked me in the eye and said (in a whisper) "your penis was just too damn little." She said it with such a straight face, then she cracked up and for a moment I thought it was a joke ... I said "so really why did you break up with me." She, still cracking up said "I'm not joking buddy, your dick is so damn small I had a hard time knowing when to start faking it. Hey don't give me that look, you wanted to know." She stared to control her laughter and continued "your a great guy and I still love you, but you just didn't have it down there. I couldn't see spending my life with such a little dick." A few days later I was talking to her on the phone, and asked her if she remembered our conversation about the break up ... she said she did, and said she was sorry. I asked if that means she was just joking that night, she said "oh no I wasn't joking little one but little one."
IT'S NOT FAIR! I CAN'T HELP HAVING A LITTLE DICK, WHY SHOULD I BE DENIDED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!
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