from my intrepid UK correspondent peewee....
The big news over here in the UK (yes, even bigger than the agonising Ryder Cup post mortem) is the keynote speech delivered by Prime Minister Gordon Brown at the Labour Party Conference in Manchester. Confidence in Brown's leadership is almost non-existent, so a hair-raising speech was essential. What better way to achieve this than by having your loyal wife precede you with a glowing tribute and lovingly introducing you as a dedicated, decent man. Brown clearly shares your belief regarding the importance of 'pussy power' in the current political arena. Certainly, the immediate reaction appears to be a positive one, so Sarah Brown may well have saved her husband's neck... for now!
That said, two days ago the tabloids featured Sarah Brown's previous public appearance. The Prime Minister's 'loyal, devoted & dependable' wife appeared somewhat distracted from her usual position at her hubby's side. But what irresistible temptation could possibly be powerful enough to lure Sarah Brown's gaze away from her dour-faced husband? .... The answer is clear - a big, semi naked black man!
Although it is undeniable that the UK's hottest young honeys are now shamelessly chasing after BBC, it would appear that even the middle-aged wives of our nation's most successful white men are easily attracted to dishy dark meat! Our Prime Minister's wife could hardly tear her transfixed eyes away from the big black model, Tyson Beckford's powerful ebony body. I'm sure that Sarah will muster the restraint to repress her dark desires in order to stand by her husband's side. But I would take issue with Labour's Conference catchphrase. Black, not Brown, is 'Winning the Fight for Britain's Future'!
Tyson Beckford is so yummy~ And his yummy photo is c/o Reuters. Sara
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