Celebrity Sightings

Miami takes 3rd place, after NY and LA, for celeb sightings. The paps can make a minor living here, snapping celeb pix. I couldn't even begin to list the celebs I've spotted over the years or the ones my friends have likewise espied. The one thing I can say is that they are rarely as hot in person. They look too human, they've fallen to earth from the screen. They are usually shorter, balder, fatter, grayer, wrinklier. They're walking around live without the benefits of Photoshop.

However, I will share my weirdest sighting. It was Amy Winehouse and her husband or husband to be Blake. They were so pale! Skinny! Frail. I thought they were insects, not human.

And here peewee (UK correspondent) puts me on alert of a UK celeb-u-hottie cavorting with an American football player here in Miami. But no, they weren't at the pool where we pool whored this past weekend.


On the subject of pool whoring in Miami, it has been widely reported in the British press that the beautiful Irish lead singer, Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud, is holidaying there at present. In previous 'UK Jungle Fever Updates', I had referred to breaking news that Nadine had 'gone black', following stories linking her with the New York Giant, Jason Bell. Well, I am happy to confirm that the relationship is now blossoming, as seems to be the usual case whenever one of our prettiest white celebrities finally hooks up with a big black man. The tabloid junkies over here have been busy feasting their eyes on pics of the lovely Miss Coyle pool whoring with a lucky Mr Bell! Apparently there's even talk that he might be "the one" for the lovely Nadine. With Nadine and her band mate, Cheryl Cole, arguably the most influential role models to the current generation of young British girls, it seems extremely likely that our girls will soon be hopping on the black cock at even greater regularity than is already the case. If you happen to encounter Nadine whilst pool-side in Miami, please send her my love and tell her that all the English men are really enjoying all the hot pics of her & Jason together. Everyone can see that they look perfect together....

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