Gimme Moor!

Empress Sara,

I enjoyed your recent blog reference to prior generations prizing the 'small penis'. Although it must be conceded that this was presumably only for aesthetic/artistic purposes - and bore no reflection on the sexual preference of the Greek and Roman women.

Interestingly, a new performance of the popular Shakespearean play, 'Othello' is currently making big waves in the UK, and follows the tale of a Moorish General in the Venetian army, and his pretty blond wife, Desdemona. The play has been getting rave reviews, and stars a black comedian, Lenny Henry, who, in the real world, was fittingly part of one of the very first (of many!!) high-profile UK interracial relationships, with fellow comic performer, Dawn French, now Lenny's wife.

While Shakespeare concentrated on one particular Moorish soldier, the wider back story of this race of conquerers is fascinating. To summarize the Moors' influence in ancient European history, I refer to the oft-quoted speech delivered by the legendary Dennis Hopper, from the film 'True Romance':

"You're Sicilian, huh? You know... I read a lot, especially about things-- about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. No, it's-- it's a fact. Yeah. You see, Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. If you-- If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. You see, way back then, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from northern Italy. They all had blond hair and blue eyes. But, well-- then the Moors moved in there, and well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fucking with Sicilian women... that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why... blond hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me... to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that-- that Sicilians... still carry that nigger gene. I'm quoting history. It's written. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors are niggers. Yeah. And-- And your great-great-great-great-grandmother... fucked a nigger. Yeah. And she had a half-nigger kid. Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you-- you're part eggplant."

What would no doubt further amaze this admittedly bigoted character is the fact that, nowadays, "the whole bloodline" of Europe, the USA and the entire Western World is being quickly changed at a rate that even the all-conquering Moors could not achieve. As the pretty white girls in today's society increasingly prize the power of the big black men and their superior penis size, the aesthetically subtle, puny little white dicks, that were once championed by civilized society, are being ignored and, through natural selection, will ultimately be eradicated. No longer is it necessary for the Moors to declare war and steal the pretty girls by force. Today, hot white girls want nothing more than a big black lover. And perhaps Shakespeare's play somewhat missed the point - the only tragedy is that too many beautiful girls have been stuck with little white boys for far too long.

What do you think Empress Sara, with your Italian heritage is it possible that your great great great great grandmother was lucky enough to be one of the first European hotties to experience big black cock? Perhaps that would explain the powerful 'size queen' gene that runs through you and your foxy sis!

peewee

yes, peewee, I do believe it could be the Italian heritage...and I shall blog about that in the near future...Sara