This is an unwritten law, never kiss a hooker, they don't want your slimy tongue in their mouth! It's ok for your slimy dick to go into their vagina, but no tongue action! Sham Wow Vince broke the hooker law and learned the hard way when the ho bit down on his tongue and wouldn't let go. Apparently, he had to punch her several times before she released her pit bull death grip on his tongue.
The fated pair met at the club Louis at the Gansevoort South Hotel, I should add, a very swanky joint, where Vince claimed Sasha propositioned him for $1,000. So they headed back to the Setai Hotel, also swanky, where he was staying. But more likely he propositioned Sasha: "You're gonna love my nuts!" and she named her price, but after he was slapped into cuffs, Sham-Ow! Vince lied to avoid a solicitation charge.
But somehow Vince looks more worse for wear in his mugshot than Sasha Harris, 26, of Miami. Note busted up face. Note hospital gown. Note weird jacket over hospital gown. No wait, Sasha's pic is from a previous arrest. It seems Sasha has been arrested 2x in the past 2 months, she must be on a first name basis with the PD by now. But after Vince was done Slap Chopping poor Sasha, she had facial lacerations and a few broken facial bones. Shame Wow on Vince! Of course, Sasha is now considering a lawsuit against the tacky product pitchman.
Vince Schlomi photos c/o The Smoking Gun
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