Sunday, July 05, 2009

peewee fears UK Footie has gone totally Queer!

from my intrepid UK blog reporter peewee....

Questions have to be asked. Particularly as it is common knowledge that a top player, Frank Lampard, was interrupted mid-shower by his then-coach, the ever metrosexual Jose Mourinho, to tell him that he was the best midfielder in the world!

Seriously, football in the UK is becoming so queer. It's starting to resemble the volleyball sequence in Top Gun, so much so that I expect ESPN (who have just bought rights to certain Premiership games) will start compiling post-game edit sequences set to the song 'Playing with the Boys'!!!

And now for everyone's GAY viewing pleasure, the Top Gun volleyball scene complete with one of the gayest songs ever! Sara

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