Small cock wears his underpants when he gets out of bed.
Often sliding them on and off under the bedclothes.
Big cock grabs your head and pushes it down.
Small cock waits and hopes.
Small cock: "Does size matter?"
Big cock: "Did you know size matters?"
Small cock will give you oral for hours.
You make big cock stop and put it in after a couple of minutes.
About four inches?
Three squeals and a shriek?
Small cock sticks to one or two positions that work.
Big cock keeps switching.
Big cock hopes the condom doesn't split.
Small cock hopes the condom stays on.
Big cock worries he is stretching you too much.
Little cock worries he isn't at all.
Small cock brings you strawberries and champagne after sex.
Big cock just leaves you hanging half off the bed exhausted.
Big cock comes back from the front door saying:
"That was the neighbors complaining about your noise."
Small cock says "Did you cum?"
from message board walnutwalk.com
and small ones shouldn't be called cocks! -- Sara
2 comments:
If small ones should never be called 'cocks', what is the single, best name for them? For example, whenever I refer to my penis in conversation, what should I call it? Be careful Sara, you know I will take you at your word - and that could prove very embarrassing with the wrong people!! xxx
dicks, weewees, peepees, peewees, weedicks, lilliputs (is that apropos in the UK?), weenises, wee whiteboi willies
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