Black Cock Lust Takes Over the UK!

from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent...

"I certainly think Cheryl Cole has fulfilled your prediction and has moved on to bigger and better black cock, since her split with love rat Ashley Cole. Will.I.Am seems smitten with her and the word over hear is that she is falling for him fast!


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I am actually pleased to see her looking so very happy with her new man. And it's great to see her spending her time away from Will by perfecting sexy dance routines with another hot big black man. She knows how to keep all her whiteboy fans over here in our place I can tell you!

That said, Will and Cheryl would be a great couple. A pretty brunette with a big, rich, black man is a good match I have to concede. I think ALL English whiteboys would secretly admit that Cheryl belongs with a big black man now. It just seems so right.

And as for Ashley Cole, there has been a leaked story that he has already moved on from the FHM No.1 Sexiest Woman.... to the FHM No.4 Sexiest Woman! Namely Frankie Sandford from the band, The Saturdays!! She's another crazily pretty young brunette. He must have something, that man!!

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The story was denied by Frankie's agents and there is a suggestion that she has since got back with her whiteboy ex. But those rumours of secret meetings with Ashley, and indeed another black man (Aston Merrygold from boyband sensation JLS), will not die down. Rumour has it that - surprise, surprise! - she really likes black men.

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In fact, the JLS boys are so popular with British hotties that they are inducing hysteria not witnessed since the Beatles days!!

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And the marketing men behind these 4 young successful black men are cashing in with some imaginative flourishes. Such as their decision to unveil JLS condoms!! They talk of colour coding the condoms but I wonder if there will be a black coloured one to give the ladies a taste of the real thing?

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I'm just so thankful that you've already conditioned me on how to accept and deal with the fact that ALL pretty girls want big cocks and are attracted to black men. A lot of white guys must not yet realise that it is our place to be marginalised, rejected and cuckolded by pretty girls. So thank you very, very much Empress Sara. I can now genuinely enjoy watching and hearing about beautiful girls such as Cheryl Cole, Frankie Sandford, Sophie Reade and yourself going black, and not feel negatively about my own obvious inadequacies. Your blogs are therefore an invaluable tool for ALL whiteboys nowadays. They should be prescribed reading!!

Golddigger A-Go-Go!

Playboy playmate, Jenna Bentley, supposedly 21, landed herself a rich Sugar Daddy. GO Golddigger GO! She is engaged to the king of pawn shops, whose age was not available on google. So he must be a mythical figure, like Santa Claus. For Jenna, it's Christmas every day of the year! Here are some tasty pics of them on vacay. Wait till Nicole sees them! It might light a golddigger fire under her ass.

cUcK Update! from peewee

from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter....

Reverse cucking!! Love it!! Kim K seems to get involved in the world of cuckolding, as I understand that she also briefly hooked up with Britain's most famous cuckold, Wayne Bridge. And naughtily (not to mention bizarrely!) she did so whilst still seeing Reggie Bush! Reverse cucking with a cuck! Impressive Miss Kardashian, impressive! Haha! She also just met up with Cristiano Ronaldo, who you so aptly nicknamed Crissie, top footie (soccer) player of questionable sexual orientation. Is he homosexual, metrosexual or heterosexual - consumes a lot of pub talk.

Also, I stumbled across a great article inspired by the England Captain's cuckolding of his team-mate. More interestingly, the article focuses on the premise that to be cuckolded in Britain is, perhaps more than anywhere else, truly contemptuous! Whereas some nations accept the horns of a cuckold more readily, over here in the UK, to be a cuckold is, quite frankly, pathetic:

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And did you know that the gorgeous Amii Grove is with a black man again? Yeah, she's reported to be happily loved up with black footballer, Gabi Agbonlahor. Amii's calendar, as you well know, was on my wall all last year and now it seems 100% official that she is 'black only'. I'm happy for her, and I mean that sincerely.

It's the same with American Barbie Doll, Aubrey O'Day. As with Cheryl Cole, Kendra Wilkinson, Kim Kardashian... and you, it seems that a love of black men is hard to repress.

AUBREY'S COCK LUST

Lovely stuff!



And speaking of lovely stuff, Aubrey O'Day and Kim Kardashian, two BBC lovers!

Anti-Gay Evangelist Hires Rentboy for Vacay!

George Rekers, one of America's most vehement anti-gay Christian right mouthpieces, and fire-and-brimstone Baptist minister, was caught coming back from a 10-day Euro-trash vacay with his new friend. He coincidentally hired his boytoy from rentboy.com! Now George is doing some fancy tap dancing trying to get out of this one! He claims his rent boy was merely his 'baggage handler' during the trip. Due to recent surgery, he needed a bagboy to grab the bags. Totally believable! Especially since the twink is not even near the baggage in the photo above!

"This nice young man was kind enough to help me with my luggage. And then I preached to him, over and over again."

"Preached to him..." LMAO! George can join Larry Craig and all the other hypocritical gay-bashing pols and religious zealots caught cruising for gay sex.

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Whiteboy Cleaning Service by GAYWAYNE!

Epilog: I answered an ad on Craigslist to clean the apartment of a black man. As the day approached, I wanted to chicken out, I told Sara: I can't do this! She said: You can and you will!

FRIDAY MORNING 8AM APRIL 30, 2010

As I was walking up to the apartment building stairwell, I kept repeating Sara's words in my head. YOU CAN AND YOU WILL. I was in unfamiliar territory. I never cleaned anyone's place before, never mind a blackman. What's wrong with that I kept saying to myself?

His doorkey was under his mat in front of the door just like he said it would be. I opened the door. (I can't believe I'm doing this.) He left a list of duties on a piece of paper tacked up on the fridge. The fridge was covered with pics of him with hot white chicks at clubs and parties. I started vacuuming and dusting right away. His pad did need a good cleaning. (That's what whiteboys like me are for, right?) He was at work and when he got home, he told me that his place better be spotless. He also said he'd be entertaining white chicks over the weekend, and lately all his bed bunnies had been complaining that his place was dirty, which was what prompted him to put the ad on Craigslist. He said he never cleaned. He said he used to have a white slut who cleaned for him, but I don't know if he meant a whiteboy or a whitegirl.

When I got to his bedroom to change the sheets, that's when the full reality hit me. I thought how many beautiful whitegirls has he brought to bed here? I noticed under his tv set, he had a bunch of XXX interracial dvd's, cuz what black dude would want to watch white on white porn....As I walked around the bedroom, picking up all the clothes and towels on the floor that needed to be washed, I realized how stupid and naive I was to believe in the past that white ladies were the property of whiteboys. That now it was truly a step down for these beautiful white women to date silly whiteboys. When I cleaned under his bed I thought of the book I read by Alexandre Dumas, "THE THREE MUSKETEERS" in which the Musketeers all had a wimpy male slave who slept under each of their bed's every night! I fantasized how wonderful it would be to sleep under his bed while he made love to one of his pretty white girlfriends. And then I took all of his dirty laundry to the laundry area in the building and sat there like a dutiful maid while everything was being washed and dried. I read an older Cosmopolitan magazine and realized what a fag I was.

THE BATHROOM

Right on the counter next to the sink was an open box of Trojans. Much too big to put over my birdie. I took the liberty of taking one of his cumbags.

LEAVING

After I was done cleaning I thought I would leave a cute little sissy thank you note. It read:

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME CLEAN YOUR APARTMENT. IT WAS TRULY AN HONOR TO MAKE IT NICE AND TIDY FOR YOU and YOUR BEAUTIFUL WHITE LADIES. THIS IS WHAT US WHITEBOYS WERE MEANT FOR. THANK YOU SIR, FOR PUTTING US IN OUR PLACE. PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU EVER WANT IT DONE AGAIN. IT IS MY PLEASURE. WOULD YOU MIND NEXT TIME SIR IF I WORE A PAIR OF MY RED SILKY PANTIES THAT I BOUGHT AT FREDERICK'S. KISSES YOUR WHITEBOY WAYNE.

P.S. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND BUT TOOK ONE OF YOUR CONDOMS TO REMEMBER YOU BY.

So tonight when he and his blackman buddies are dancing with whitegirls at the dance clubs, I will be home watching white on white gayporn like Sara said I should do and the way it should be OF COURSE. GAYWAYNE