Twink in a T-shirt Confession

And yet another entertaining confession from an 'unmanly sissy'

When you told me I should hire a hung latino and suck his huge hairy balls I had to lay down in bed with a sheet over me and wait for my shivering to go away.I did not know that girls knew of such things and the unmanly sissy thoughts that go through a gayguy's head. How did you know that my biggest fantasy is being a fluffer boy at a bachelorette party? It's like you have my number and melt down all my defenses and see right through me. I would also love to wear a cute short cocktail outfit so every time I bend down to serve the drinks the girls would get a very liberal view of my ass in red panties and the idea of me fluffing those hot those hot black and latino malestrippers. Oh my god I think I would faint.You must be giggling at my weak queerboy thoughts right now. So every time I did what you said except I tried to locate a male escort but unfortunately I live too far from the city for them to come out.

As the punishment for not getting an escort, you ordered for me to walk around a mall or someplace where there are alot of giggling girls wearing a t-shirt with a nasty slogan, I made a list of humiliating shirts to choose from. Here's the list so far I found:

COCKSUCKER or I SUCK A MEAN DICK or BIG COCKS ROCK or WOMEN DON'T SUFFER FROM PENIS ENVY. MEN DO or I SWALLOW or WHO DOESN'T LOVE THE COCK or ANAL SLUT or MANWHORE or CUM DUMPSTER. Sara which shirt do you think would give girls the biggest laugh to let them know that their competition is a loser faggot. Should I order a baby doll t-shirt to make me look a more gayish twink? Love. Your faggot

Note from Sara: I made him buy the CUM DUMPSTER baby doll t-shirt