Dear A. Dick,
If you are going to dress up and sing "It's Raining Men" on Karaoke Night, then please remember to shave or wax your arms first. It's just not proper for a sissy to have any manly attributes. And please address the treasure trail (wax wax wax), although in this case, calling it a treasure trail is most likely an oxymoron (emphasis on moron).
Sara
P.S. Love the pearls....surely this is hanky code!
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