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ANTWERP, Belgium (Jan. 25) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, known as priapism, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

That is because male iguanas have two penises.

If only well-hung men had two penises, perfect for a DP!!! Sara

Note about the photo: Iguanas, like horny dudes, will mate with sex toys when female iguanas are not available....