I made Q-tip (no not the rapper, who I heard is quite well hung 9 inches-ish but a tiny white Q-tip like you clean your ears with...) write with a black sharpie marker 3 1/2" on the backs and palms of both of his hands. He has to go to a club tonite and buy girls drinks. When they ask what 3 1/2" means, in case they don't figure it out obviously duh(!) he must confess it's the size of his little tiny peen.
Doncha think all men should be tattooed with their size, or should carry a dick license with their erect size? Club doormen could check the dick license and not let in anyone under 7". That way girls would not have to worry about running into tiny dick losers like Q-tip. Black guys would not need to be licensed teehee.
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