Alpha vs. Beta

This list was drafted by one of my 'mastur-betas' (wink wink). Enjoy!

REAL MAN "ALPHA"

Large cock

Has a girlfriend, lovers or wife


"MASCULINE"


Muscular body


Hero, leader, hunk, stud, fit


Makes love


Winner


Girls admire him


Talks to girlfriend over phone and gets her hot


Women often give sexual hints and talk in sexual manner to him


Frequently has sex


Frequently receives blowjob from gf/wife


Sexually fulfilled


Gets it for “free”


Frequently permitted to handle, kiss and caress a girl's lovely breasts


Buys sex toys only to enhance lovemaking


Rarely solo masturbates


Girls like to be seen with him in public


At school was typically picked early on for sports teams, and was watched and admired by pretty girls


Expert at removing bras, panties etc from a woman


When aroused thinks of his woman or women


Cock gets hard when it needs to be


Main thing that flows between real man’s
cock and girl is sperm


Drives a “manly” car


Lives in a big house


As an animal would be dominant male who gets to mate with female


Strong swimmer, looks good on beach


Good at practical things, good with his hands, attractive to girls


Knows and frequently told that he is a good lover


Understands that sex and lovemaking is a central part of life


Tall


Father’s children – nature’s survival of the fittest



“Big hands, big feet = big cock”

Respected male in society


Number of times a real man has experienced the utterly blissful feeling of moving his cock in and out of gorgeous girl’s body over the past 3 years : many thousands = real man!!


Arrives late at parties, never leaves alone

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Pathetic mastur 'beta'

Pussy sized penis

His girlfriend is his hand, baby oil and centerfolds

Weak, skinny, effeminate body

Wimp, geek, nerd, sissy, dork, bed wetter

Humps and stains mattress

Loser

Girls secretly -- and often openly -- giggle at him

Talks to phone sex girls- girls laughs as he gets turned on by doing things to humiliate himself

Often hears “Lets JUST be friends lil guy"

Women often giggle and mention they have a boyfriend (even though they don't)

Women instinctually resort to baby talk to "him"

NEVER has sex-can't get a date; possibly still a virgin

Only experience of blowjobs is watching others (eg cam or film) or able to suck own cock (doubtful!!) or sucking real cocks (gay)

Sexually deprived constantly

Has to pay (only to talk to pretty girls)

Fondles his own pink water balloons in the bra he wears

Buys sex toys to enhance masturbation

Masturbates many times a day

Girls embarassed and won't be seen with him in public

At school was typically given wedgies and had pants pulled down by bigger guys in front girls, and was giggled at by pretty girls

Expert at dressing in bras, panties, baby doll and high heels

When aroused thinks of his playboys and masturbating

Penis usually hard, sore from masturbating and never satisfied

Always wanting and thinking about sex but never gets it, keeping him sexually tense and a masturbator

Main thing that flows between mastur-beta’s penis and girl is money

Drives a nerdy car (or does not drive and must take bus)

Lives with parents

As an animal would be weaker male, pushed to one side who does not get to mate

Weak swimmer, looks “effeminate” on beach

Good at nerdy thinking type things, clumsy with his hands, does not attract girls

Often wears panties under nerdy clothes

Frequently told that the size, thickness of a penis DOES matter -- and that he doesn't measure up

Needs to be constantly reminded that masturbation just does not compare to sexual play between two people in love

Short or must wear 'boost' heels to "feel" taller

Not married – or cuckolded - nature’s elimination of the weakest

Middle aged, weak, balding

Would consider buying a doll for himself
(from sex shop)

Girls giggle when they see him with a boner (only when his roomate walks in on him masturbating or has pants pulled down in front of them!)

“Small hands, small dainty feet = small penis” often paints toenails pink for feminizing turn on!

Young or middle aged man who works at female oriented jobs (Secretary, waitress, nurses aide, male cheerleader)

Constant mastur-beta

Number of times masturbator has experienced the utterly blissful feeling of moving his penis in and out of a woman’s body over the past 3 years : zero !!

Arrives early at parties , always leaves alone to run home and masturbate to all the pretty girls he sees