And you might as well do the dishes while you're at it....

I am looking for guided masturbation and tease and
denial and humiliation. I would like to be told to
wear a condom AND latex gloves (or dishwashing gloves)
because I am such a stupid disgusting faggot that I am
not even allowed to actually feel myself touch my cock.

Lots of laughing at me for how stupid it is that I am
jerking exactly how you tell me with gloves and a rubber
and how funny it is that I would take all the verbal abuse
and sissy name-calling just for the privilege of doing what
you tell me to do only to amuse you.