I am so sick of Truck Nutz a/k/a Bulls Balls and Git 'er Done Bumper Stickers! You would think Florida would be the land of the snowbirds, tourists, jetset and Latino emigres, but no, there is another element that languishes here, the Florida White Trash. Usually native to Florida, the White Trash take their airboats out in the swamps and shoot gators, make belts out of snakeskins (after eating the meat mmm tastes like chicken), and drive pick-ups with Truck Nutz!!!
Truck Nutz are getting so popular that when I went to a school football game with Jesse last year, there were people partying in the parking lot with truck nutz in school colors 'mounted' on their rides.
I can only see a few permissible uses of Truck Nutz.
If you are a small dick faggot, then you should drive around with this on your car or SUV, to indicate your preference. This should be your 'come hither' sign to big black dudes, kind of like an EZ Pass medallion. Make that EZ Ass in this case.
And, of course, this use seems perfectly logical:
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