(2 shake their heads)
Dude seriously needs to get out more
He's too into that RPG (role playing game)
Dude might get laid if he got out
Dude does get laid....ONLINE
(2 dudes do some kind of pussy gang sign)
He was getting laid by some girl named Lunastar with a hot avatar, but then he met her for realz at a convention and she was gag-a-maggot
Damn
Who's he doing now
Some Princess avatar chick
He never learns
Douches have been falling in love with avatars or their equivalents for years (e.g. comic book heroines). It's different than fantasizing about an actress or model, a fantastical presence can never be tangible or possible in any other realm.... But when the reality is nothing like the avatar, how deflating!
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