Wednesday, January 02, 2008

The Extenze Infomercial Sluts Love Big Cock!


How can I get on the next infomercial?!?! Note to self: Call my modeling agency. Most of these girls, from what I read on the net (the source of all knowledge), were Hawaiian Tropic or Lingerie Bowl girls. Unfortunately, I don't think I have enough boobage to do either of those....

But I love girls who say they've broken up with guys whose dicks weren't big enough for them! That size matters! And that any girl who says it doesn't is lying!

This infomercial is a Size Queen sofa party with a gay host even. I mean check him. Looks like he'd rather be sucking cock.



I don't care if the pills even work. One of my callers say they don't. He tried for a month and didn't see any difference. According to the infomercial and all of the commercials, Extenze has been formulated to act on "that certain part" of the male body and that "it's science!" What can you expect? A dick is just spongy tissue with alot of blood vessels. I can't imagine that Extenze can make the dick larger, how can it make more blood get into the dick and keep it there, so much more, that it would make the dick larger by inches? Don't you think pharmaceutical companies would be all over a drug that could grow a dick like a chia pet? Look at the little blue pill. Viagra acts on the blood vessels. But it doesn't make a dick get larger, just get hard or stay hard longer.

All I know is, that girls want and need big cocks. And it's on tv now. Small dick losers should watch and jack off in humiliation.

Tacky subliminal set dressing, check out the brown vino bottles in the background: small, medium, large and ditto with the candle holders on the coffee table in front of the Size Queens.

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