UK Jungle Fever Update!

from peewee, my UK correspondent....

It's been another bad month for English white boys, as we've witnessed the last remaining stunner from the nation's hottest band, Girls Aloud, officially 'go black'. For years, British men have been smitten with the Girls, admittedly for their videos more than their manufactured pop sounds. Cheryl, Kimberley and Nadine, in particular, are always in UK men's top ten sexiest women lists. But our country's emasculated white boys have had to watch as first Cheryl, then Kimberley, threw their hearts into long-term relationships with big black studs. But Nadine was different. She dated Desperate Housewives pretty boy, Jesse Metcalfe. She was a pure, sweet Irish girl that seemed unmoved by dick size and satisfying sex. She was our Princess. Or so we thought. First, we were forced to endure erotic dance routines which featured the Girls, and increasingly Nadine, in various states of undress with athletic black dancers. There followed tabloid revelations of sordid hotel frolics with mysterious black Americans in NYC. Then there were the stories of Nadine's break-up with Jesse, amidst rumours of a blossoming relationship with a black backing dancer. Now, the story has broken that young Nadine has begun a new, serious romance... with New York Giant, Jason Bell. And unsurprisingly, the papers report that "all of the Girls really like him". I wonder why?!

White boys are simply not in contention for the prettiest British girls anymore. The successful big black men have acquired the Alpha male status on this side of the Atlantic. They are enjoying their rightful position at the top of the sexual food chain and we white boys have had to taste defeat. We are doing so without resistance and with grace and dignity because we fully accept that the pretty white girls deserve bigger and better than we can offer. As you rightly state, Empress Sara - "Always Bet on Black"!

I will attach images of the lovely Nadine's steady progression towards black men in this, and a further message that will immediately follow this one. They will serve to support and illustrate the above points.

I have numerous other images of UK girls that have been dating black men but will save these for another Jungle Fever Update in the future.

There were also rumors here in the US that she was Jesse Metcalfe's arranged / paid beard, since he desperately needed to deflect whispers that he was power bottom gaymeat. Apparently, the corporate pimps for Girls Aloud wanted stateside publicity for GA to hopefully grow their fan base across the pond....The moment the engineered faux-mance fizzled, Nadine hopped on the darkmeat train!!! Can you blame her? Sara