Wednesday, September 10, 2008

"Your penis was just too damn little!" -- A Small Penis Confession

Hello Sara,

I thought you of all people would like to hear this story. I recently had dinner with an ex girlfriend of mine. We have actually have been really good friends ever since she broke of with me many years ago. Anyway the two of us had a great dinner, it had been a long time since it was just the two of us. Her husband doesn't mind her spending time with me, we are cool.

Anyway after dinner we stopped by a bar had more then a few drinks. I after some a few shots I finally got the guts to ask her to REALLY REALLY tell me why she broke up with me. I told her that I wanted the truth, not to hold back! We were great together!!! She was very much not wanting to tell me, she begged me to drop it. But I counter begged her to tell me. She took a shot, looked me in the eye and said (in a whisper) "your penis was just too damn little." She said it with such a straight face, then she cracked up and for a moment I thought it was a joke ... I said "so really why did you break up with me." She, still cracking up said "I'm not joking buddy, your dick is so damn small I had a hard time knowing when to start faking it. Hey don't give me that look, you wanted to know." She stared to control her laughter and continued "you're a great guy and I still love you, but you just didn't have it down there. I couldn't see spending my life with such a little dick."

A few days later I was talking to her on the phone, and asked her if she remembered our conversation about the break up ... she said she did, and said she was sorry. I asked if that means she was just joking that night, she said "oh no I wasn't joking about the little one."

IT'S NOT FAIR! I CAN'T HELP HAVING A LITTLE DICK, WHY SHOULD I BE DENIED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!

You're lucky you can even spend a little time with your ex... Not that you should be denied the LOVE of your life, but you should be denied SEX with the love of your life. I'm sure she married a guy with a big cock....Sara

Small Penis responds: Sara, I'm not sure of his cock size, she never told me, I can now assume he is big since she more or less told me that "size really matters." But he is a rock, I mean the Hugh is super big, built and tall. He towers over me. Thanks for saying that I shouldn't be denied her, only her sex. ... but that doesn't stop the fact that I still really want her and I can't have her for something I can't control :(

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure of his cock size, she never told me, I can now assume he is big since she more or less told me that "size really matters." But he is a rock, I mean the hugh is super big, built and tall. He towers over me. Thanks for saying that I shouldn't be denied her, only her sex. ... but that dosen't stop the fact that I still really want her and I can't have her for something I can't control :(

Anonymous said...

Go Gay for Sara and you won't have to worry about your little problem.

Anonymous said...

Don't get me wrong, I love Sara's blogg, it helps keep us little guys in check. I have know for a long time I didn't have the greatest equipment, but really didn't know until now that my little penis cost me the woman of my dreams. But I don't think I could go gay for Sara, as I am still in love with me ex.

I was over my ex's house this weekend for a BBQ/party. Her husband was there and for the first time I really saw her in his arms. It was amazing seeing how she was totally cover by him. I don't think I could ever do that ... be a talk rock hard guy ... now I see why women want that, and why they don't want a small little wimp.