Friday, September 05, 2008

Vote for the bigger dick!



I truly think John McCain has a big dick, and this would be evidenced by his being a fighter pilot back in the day before Top Gun came out, meaning when fighter pilots were real men, by his dating size queen strippers and his cocky attitude. Blame Top Gun for encouraging lil dick fagboys to become flyboys. So yes, McCain is well hung for McWhitey, but I think Obama's "half-rican" cock is larger. At the end of the day in the Oval Office, the Prez with the biggest dick is the best choice, he doesn't have anything to prove, he doesn't overcompensate. Witness the Bush, who my Dick-dar tells me sports a skinny 5" on a good day with a Cialis cocktail. Vote for the President with the bigger dick!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You make a very good point, Sara. You should feel blessed that you're witnessing the Battle of the Titans. Spare a thought for the poor buggers over here in the UK. Gordon Brown or David Cameron?!? Quite honestly, I reckon Margaret Thatcher has a bigger cock!