Since the Marlins are out of the picture, I have no recourse but to root for the team on the other side of Florida, The Rays. Nicole called me earlier today with a joke:
Nicole: What is the difference between Evan Longoria* and Eva Longoria?
Me: Hmmmm, I dunno, ummmm, the letter N???
Nicole: Wow that is a good answer, but no, Evan likes playing with white balls and Eva likes playing with black ones.
Me: Well I'm glad we figured that out.
....Now, cum to think of it, I wouldn't mind playing with Evan Longoria's balls.
*of the Rays
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