This past week, 51-year-old George Bartusek was arrested for having a strange public three-way with two blonde sluts in the Publix parking lot. But the blonde sluts, well....were "two blowup dolls. He was kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," said a witness.
When the cops arrived, George told them he was visiting the shopping center to "buy some clothes for his girlfriends." George was arrested for breaching the peace and is being held on $6,500 bail. Additional charges may also be imposed.
Now as anyone in F-L-A knows, this story would have been exponentially more white trash if he had been in the parking lot of a Piggly Wiggly grocery store. Publix are actually more upscale.
Click the blog post title for the local news video and story. Click here for The Smoking Gun's photos and arrest report.
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