Sneak Peek!

Everyone, including Nicole, has been wondering, what happened to our gaywayne???? Well, as it turned out gaywayne was working in Alaska for the past 3 months and will now be working on a story about his misadventures in Anchorage. Here is a sneak peek:

"Anchorage is not Montreal. But I do at least have one good story I think? If you want me to write it I will. In the beginning, I was in search for the perfect Eskimo cock. They were all too short and stubby for this size queen. Ha ha. There are very few black men there. Most work for oil companies.

But life was too expensive for me to stay there. The price of everything is double. Even the McDonalds dollar menu is called the $1.75 menu there. To get a lap dance in Alaska cost anywhere from $30 to $35 dollars for one song and the songs were cut real short.

There's very little gay activity even though there are 10 men for every woman. But this ratio is spread across the overall population and across the massive Alaskan geography. In major Alaskan cities, the gender distribution is more equal. But, if you would want to know what life was like in America 50 years ago, go there. There are alot of hotels that don't even have tv's and they will still charge you $150 per person. A good sex night there is to shut off the light close your eyes grab your cock and use your imagination.

It's really a place that the rest of the country forgot."

Note: Until Sarah Palin came along?? Sara