Gaywayne whets our appetites...

...while we are still waiting for Part II of Gaywayne's Alaskan Adventure...

Here Gaywayne goes into more details about Alaska's lack of gay sex action! But he redeems this lack of far north fagfuckery by recommending a hot BBC blog! (Click the blog post title or the link below to see the hot BBC pics)

Nicole also wanted me to ask Gaywayne about whether strippers make good $ in Alaska, but she would never move anywhere so cold no matter how good the $ was. Here is Gaywayne's response:

"Happy that Nicole will read this. Yes, strippers do make alot of money there mostly because of the high cost of living. All the jobs start out paying $10 an hour. Plus what else do men have to spend money on. Booze. Girls. Sex. In Anchorage it's about even in gender population. But Northern Alaska past Fairbanks, it's mostly men in the colder zone near the arctic region. Where they drill for oil and the pipeline actually starts and that's where many of the hunters and fishermen go. THE CAR RENTALS WOULD NOT let me take their car up there due to bad gravel roads and lack of help and gas stations on the Dalton Highway.

The reason for lack of gay activity is simply because the land is under-developed in northern Alaska for big business. They're lucky to get satellite tv up there. It's very primitive. It's like the 1982 movie THE THING.

I CHECKED OUT THOSE HOT BLACK MEN JASON and TROY THE FOOTBALL PLAYER. YOU DO HAVE GREAT TASTE IN BLACK MEN. I love it when white girls tell me about hot black men. Speaking about hot black men Sara, you must check out the blog AFROBONES if you haven't already. The men are so hot. You won't be sorry. The black studs are so big I thought I was going to die just checking them out. HUGE COCKS. Some good pics of little whiteboys giving them head.

But actually we did not steal Alaska. We bought it off the Russians for over 7 millions dollars around 1867. But there's no denying it, from the Top of Melville Canada straight down to the Cape Horn of South America, the Natives of the Americas got screwed."

Gaywayne