Saturday, May 16, 2009

Size Queens on the Screen!

* Ally McBeal in Episode "Cro-Magnon Man"- Ally (Calista Flockhart) falls for a nude model with a huge penis. (story continued in Episodes 13 and 21); "Sex, Lies and Second Thoughts"- Ally breaks up with a man because he has a tiny penis, "like a pop-up chicken thermometer".

* American Beauty - Mena Suvari questions her friend about the size of her boyfriend's penis

* Boogie Nights - Various females comment on Dirk's penis

* Dream Lover - Mädchen Amick confesses that's she's cheated on her husband with a guy who has a "huge cock"

* Foxy Brown - Foxy (Pam Grier) makes fun of "little-dicked white guys"

* Futurama - Leela, upon spotting Fry's penis, comments on what women had to put up with before Genetic Engineering.

* Human Nature - Patricia Arquette leaves her "tiny penis" boyfriend for a well endowed man.

* Raging Bull - Cathy Moriarty tells Robert DeNiro that she slept with his brother & that his penis is bigger than DeNiro's

* Sex and the City - Mr.Big storyline; "Ex and the City"- This time it's a penis that's too big; "The Awful Truth", Samantha (Kim Cattrall) finds it hard to tell her boyfriend that his penis is too small. In another episode Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) says "We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick..."

* The Sweetest Thing - Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair discuss penis size. In a later scene Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate are seen with a look of amazement on their faces when they see Selma Blair's boyfriend naked.

* Caroline in the City: Del discovers that Caroline's ex is better endowed than he is, and as a result becomes more anxious in the bedroom.

* Outrageous Fortune -Sandy Brozinsky (Bette Midler) determines that the decapitated corpse she views in the morgue isn't her lover Michael Sanders because the penis is too small.

* Coupling - Sally (Kate Isitt) becomes interested in Patrick once she finds out that he has a massive penis, she instantly wants to have sex with him, but is conflicted on whether or not to because of his political views.

* Friends - Pheobe, Rachel and Monica all spy on an muscular man who is walking around his apartment in a towel, when he drops it a look of amazement is seen on their faces, followed by a unanimous, "Wow!" at how well-endowed he is.

* Moulin Rouge - Nicole Kidman pulls down Ewan Macgregor's trousers and exclaims "big boy!" with a look of delight on her face. (I have to wonder if this line was improv'd, Ewan's known to be a well hung whiteboy, and Nicole's known to be somewhat of a size queen, after leaving Tommy Boy, she hooked up with rapper Q-tip who boasts about his 9"! Sara)

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