Saturday, July 25, 2009

August Loser of the Month!!!!



The Blue Whale!

Hi Sara, please make me the Loser of the Month for August. I noticed you haven't posted any loser of the months lately. So here's my picture. Sorry I had to chop off my head. I mean on the picture. I know I have to write about why I'm a loser to prove I deserve to be your Loser of the Month. First of all I am fat. I can't find clothes that fit me. I sweat a lot in the summer but I have to wear a shirt and tie at my job. But at the end of the day here is what I look like. I know. You're probably thinking gross!!!

I haven't had a girlfriend in about 10 years and 50 pounds ago and she was fat too. I have a small dick about 5 inches. I'm addicted to porn. I live at home with my Mom and my Mom's boyfriend, who is using my Mom because he has no job. He collects disability for a back injury from a job yeeeeears ago. I keep telling her he's a loser and she says to shut-up that the pot don't call the kettle black. Then my fat sister moved back after she got divorced so I had to move to the basement.

It's not bad because after everyone goes to sleep I do my porn and call Niteflirt. And I stealth wank to other things. Like I call my Frequent Flyer club and ask how many miles I have and if there are any specials. I have to fly to another city for work a lot and I have a lot of miles but I haven't flown anywhere else yet. Do you have any suggestions where I should go? Or maybe I should give my miles to a pretty girl. Like you or Nicole. Because no one wants to sit next to a fat guy on an airplane. So I call the Frequent Flyer club and there are only women who answer questions. First of all they say I can find all of my answers at their website but I lie and say I don't have a computer and can't use the work computer for personal surfing. Then they say they understand. So I ask my questions and they answer from a script and I jerk off and then I cum and then I hang up.

I can't think of anything else except I eat a lot too, at work, on my way home from work, when I get home from work, snack all nite on junk food. My Mom says she's going to leave the house to my sister when she dies and nothing to me because she says she saw a few of my paystubs and I make enough money to do something with my life. But I blow it all on food and porn and everyone in my family borrows money from me. Should I remind them of that. But then they will remind me I'm a loser.

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