the One Minute Bitch!!
on Niteflirt! Her annoying 'One Minute Remaining' cues on Niteflirt calls are like nails on a chalkboard. Many have asked, who is the One Minute Bitch? There are only rumors and an internet urban legend that she was an actual phonesex girl who found her way onto Keen when it first opened for biz back in 1999 timeframe and had the voice that launched a thousand cringes. Because she was in the Bay area, home to the Keen / Niteflirt conglomerate, she was asked to come in and record all the voice prompts we have cum to know and HATE! I wonder if she was paid enough never to do phonesex again, because no one I know said that they've heard her sultry, typo I mean slutty tones live since. Did they give her a piece of the Keen action, so that when Keen was sold to AT&T, she now has shares of stock and is set for life? In that case, why couldn't I have been the One Minute Bitch?
One of my favorite callers has a slightly different theory:
NiteFlirt 1-min Lady (slut) must have been jealous, b/c she disconnected us... and you just don't do that to the royal Queen Sara!!!! (I always knew the one-minute lady was bi.)
Yes, we were disconnected right at the one minute warning mark! That slut!
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