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59 yo retired male looking for a discreet bud to meet regularly for JO only. straight guys only no gay stuff. hairy a plus on stomach and chest but please be clean shaven down there. The twist is that I want a bud who can come live with me during storm season so we can go outside and JO during a tornado. My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton did at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado. Let's meet up and find out if you are the regular JO bud I need for the job.
no reply without face + dick pics. are you man enough.
1 comment:
makes me wonder what other disaster movies inspire people to go gay!(and make no mistake, despite his protestations....this is gay) Maybe there is someone who wants a 'hetro jo buddy' (I giggle everytime I type that phrase) who is into earthquakes. They can go live in SF or LA and just sit there...naked...side by side...nothing gay about it...waiting...waiting...waiting.. for the earth to start shaking. Or maybe there is someone turned on by volcanoes. They can place ad looking for 'hetro jo buddy' interested in living near volcano and sitting side by side...naked....nothing gay about it ... waiting waiting waiting for the volcanoe to erupt. Or maybe there are gay boys out there who post ads on craigs list looking for 'hetro jo buddies' while using ridiculous weather fantasies to hide the fact that they desperately want COCK!!!! regardless of if it involves tornadoes,earthquakes, or volcanoes.
My advice to this dude. Go down to the adult bookstore and find a tornado...or whatever you need to call it to convince yourself....
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